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KrazyBone:
[color=#150000]You must be a dog for you to know that.

A _stupid dog.[/color]

have u checked my signature, bony?

lagmostkuit:
Smoke responsibly..

Wrong advice...its "drink" responsibly ma

KrazyBone:
[color=#150000]What does it say, you facially disenfranchised humanoid? [/color]

It simply says u will be a good food 4 dogs

mirexxx:
wow! she must be really hardworking to do all those stuff for you

Its not me ooh.

KrazyBone:
[color=#150000]This is why I call people _idiots. [/color]

Ur moniker says it all

masterchi:
no woman deserves and should never be considered a wowoh girl. Op that word is recist.

Guy, ugly gals dey o. Although some get backyard lyk dat Rokiat

lagmostkuit:
How many blunts have dey rolled 4 u 2day?

U wowoh?

alberto2k:
This Op must be High on Cow dung

Comon dude. The wowoh babes r watching o. Lets encourage dem naa. Its not easy 4 dem

Guys I know its not easy. Imagine a handsum bobo (like yours truly) dating an ugly charcoal babe. But trust me, d benefits can b rewarding. Such as:

1). She go hug u lyk trans4mer, even if u go shock her she no mind.

2). She ready 2 wash ur boxers, cook, clean, singing happily along d way.

3). Just wink at one fine yellow pawpaw chic passing by while u dey with her. Omo she fit die o.

4). Tell her u cant call. I swear she go buy u credit. Tell her u don tire, she go buy u lucozade. Lol

5). Tell her say 1 fine chic dey eye u. Omo she don fight dat babe finish.

6). Anytime u wan knack her akpako, she dey gallant 4 u.

Whereas some fine galfrnds go dey form one kind tin 4 u, doing anyhow dem like. But d ugly chics go dey loyal, humble, n corporative.

Lol

Isnt dat cool?

BTW, some wowoh babes dey carry weapons of mass destruction...

Guys dem, hw una see d matter na?

MzNelly:
We don't care.

And guess what else, she doesn't either.

Summàry;: Stop wasting your time on inconsequential nonsense.

U must have done somtin similar 2 so many guys. U gals r heartless. #SMH

Dear O.P, if u know say u no go fit break King Solomon's record in womanology with all dese grammar den mek u park well. U still dey learn. Anyway, nice write-up

[quote author=CharlesNneji1 post=32340571]*warning* Lazy readers, this might be too long for you. Don't bother reading it. But For those who will read it; i used headlines to make it easy to scan through.
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MY TWO FRIENDS

I have two friends who are almost alike. As in, they resemble themselves for many angles.

I will call them James and John (Not their real names)

Both of them are average income earners. Infact, they earn almost the same amounts. Both of them are average looking guys, both of them are about 26 years old, both of them are generous, they both live in a flat and both of them drive the same type of cars.

Here is the only difference between them…

Girls flock around James like flies. They love him, they throw themselves at him, and about a couple of girls had even fought over him in the past. Some of the girls even go as far as buying things for him and trying to tie him down by getting pregnant for him.

As in, he is a real player who effortlessly gets girls interested in him.

But John’s isn’t that lucky…

Getting a girl is a big wahala for him. And for the ones he MANAGES to get; the way they play him is very touching.

He buys them things, tells them how much he loves them, shows them that he really cares for them. And these girls hang around for a while then either dumps him, tell him they don’t love him or out rightly cheats on him.

Some hang around him for a while, allow him to spend on them and then they send him an IV to their wedding with some other dude.

So what is the difference between the two?

Why are they so alike, and yet, have different results with love?
What is James’s secret?

That is what I will show you…infact he uses ONE main trick.

THE TRICK is this: He becomes emotionally superior to the babe

BECOMING EMOTIONALLY SUPERIOR TO A BABE:

Girls love to be chased. They love to play hard to get – it’s their nature.

Sometimes their shakara is quite normal.

But some other times; they do the shakara for you because you irritate them and they don’t want you around. They do it so they can put you off.

If a girl ignores your calls,

Ignores your chats,

Doesn’t want to go out on a date with you,

Never agrees to visit you,

Cheats on you,

Acts cold on the phone with you,

Talks to you in a harsh tone when you talk to her,

Doesn’t agree to give you her number after you have asked her twice for it…

She is not playing hard to get this time, bro, she actually finds you irritating. That is the hard plain painful truth. She finds you so irritating that the only thing she wants to do is to give you those attitudes so you can just free her.

If you get this same behavior from MOST girls you approach, then you are like my friend John

But don’t worry – I am about to show you what will put a stop to it forever (Yes, I said it. forever).

So what can you do to put a stop to it?

By becoming emotionally superior to her.

How do you become emotionally superior?

Here is the trick; To get a girl interested in you you have to do the opposite of what other guys do around her.

Other Guys praise her.
Other Guys try never to offend her.
Other Guys say only nice things to her.
Guys call her to ask her why she doesn’t reply their calls.
Other guys beg her to love them…

The trick is never do any of these things other guys do but rather, do the direct opposite.

Why?

Because the old method of praising girls, telling them how you feel about them and buying things for them don’t work anymore – it might have worked when you were a teenager but guy, babes don wise up – as they grow older they become more akpo.

If the old method of always trying to impress girls work then the girls you’ve chased in the past for dey trip for you die

For instance, instead of praising a girl – tease her.

Don’t say: “You are beautiful” (It’s a dry praise she hears all the time. Infact she has heard it so much that it justs boosts her ego without making her feel anything for who said it)

Turn it around and make it more sexy by saying something more manly:

Take for instance:

On a date you can say something like: “on a scale of 1- 10. For your face, I will give you 5 points. I will need to see some qualities in you before I give you the other 5 points”

Now, if you keep face like mess and say this to a girl she will think you are an arrogant idiot. The trick is to say it playfully – smile, relax and say it.
Most times when you say this to a girl she would go like: “For your mind. What are the qualities sha?”.
And you’ve hooked her…

You could throw in more teasing to turn up the tension by saying “Quality number one: give me 6 twins at a go for 2 points”.

So why does this works so well to set you apart from other guys?

Bros abeg no vex o.... How many galfrnds do u have?

Adaobi12:
valuable commodities ain't cheap.

Jesus!! So ibo gals r commodities? I'm ashamed 4 una

yinkus4u2c:
Nothing is special....Tradition is Tradition

I'm sure ur bride price will be like 5million, for making such a statement.

booqee:
I love the swans most especially. just look at that shape of love they form by 'kissing'?!!!

omg..someone give me tissues I need to dab at my teary eyes. not my fault tho I get emotional reading stories like this.

Hey shugar, we can bcum swans too, u and i. Lol

I hugged my swty lyk dat once. She got so hórny i had 2 fvck her straight away.

simdam500:
they will start listening now... I pray so

my broda, me don fast and pray 4 d matter... still d same

Cutehector:
dat wil be d best day of my life. To hear she is carryn my child. Am no longa in skul. Tada

is SHE ur wife? Or ur banging mate?

simdam500:
9

But meanwhile :

ADVICE TO ALL THE SINGLE LADIES OUT THERE
(Must Read & Share)

As a woman, stupidity is when you sit back cross-legged and search for an already made man. In case you don't know, every already made man out there has a woman who has been with him from when he had only a pair of shorts and a single shirt. That's why majority of well to do men, usually make you nothing buta sex- toy, for you mean absolutely nothing to them.

He might cheat on her with you, but truth is, he'll never leave her for you… If you are guilty of hunting for an already made man, then i tellyou, my dear you are such a cow, you actually need horns.When a good healthy brain settles, yours floats!

He may not own a car.
He may not earn a lot of money.
He may not live in a posh estate.
He may not be able to shower you with gifts all the time.
He may not have a great job.
But it’s enough to know you are the only one he craves for and loves unconditionally

IF He has a heart of gold. He is Honest.

He is very hard working.
He is humble.
He keeps that smile on your face.
He talks to you every day.
He actually listens to you.
He tolerates you when you'remoody.
His family knows you.
He tells you your beautiful all the time.
He sees you every chance he gets.
He appreciates the tiniest things you do.
He is there when you need him.
He respects you.
He is proud you are his and likes showing you off.
And he treats you like a queen…

My dear you are indeed lucky to have him.
He may not have it all now, but one day he will...
He may not be living his dream now, but one day he will...
And as he pictures all this… He pictures you.
Ladies, there's no PERFECT MAN ON EARTH, never you forget this fact. Learn to appreciate that man in your life who strives to be all you need. That man who promises you nothing but tries his utmost best to give you everything.

the problem is dat they (women) will not listen 2 d simple truth.

vjsmiles:
YOUR JOYSTICK TOUCHES MY BLADDER

infact, my gal says dat my junior dey reach inside her abdomen

Cutehector:
Hector oh yeah oh yes please dnt stop faster harder harder . Hector oh yeah oh yes yes yes yes. Hector I love u so much. Oh yes ride me. HeccccccctorrrrrrRr. Yeeeeessssssssss. Faints

beware! She could be faking o

They say 'hips' dnt lie. Wat about titz?


Her bobo dey try oh

aim5:
Igbos should do Nigerians a favor and just secede already. We don't need your whining and complaining. Hahah in fact go back to Jerusalem since most of you lunatics believe that you are God's chosen people.

Ok we will leave
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The GDP of nigeria will crash

I'm sure u know wat dat means. Lol

dovelike:
Proud IGBO.

No wonder u luk lyk a CLEAN dove.

BokoHaramm:
We yorubas are very dirty and we are good in betrayals, if only we can change that and our mothers and sisters need to stop bleaching their skins like lepers

Bros u baaaaad. Lol

Ezevajina:
6. They do not smuggle drugs
7. They love Yorubaland and majority of them stay in Yorubaland.
8. When they speak they do not make un necessary noise
9. They are not stuupid enough to believe their own lies. (e.g They don't call themselves jews)
10. You don't find them in every prison you visit in this world
11. They do not cause trouble then run to Abidjan

Hmmmmmm!

Trouble sleep, yanga go wake am

No let ibo boys enter dis thread with vex o.

Even a 5yr old knows which tribe u r referring to.

We r real hustlers and dats y we make more cheddah dan urs even in ur own so-called land.

Agbero.