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promzy555: Congratulations to all prospective 13A corpers, as u abt to travel to u ppa, God almighty will grant everyone of u journey mercy, I JESUS name, AMEN!

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Prospective 2013 B corpers.....

Hahahahahahahaha!!!
Look at dis guy ooh...
How dare u call us "PROSPECTIVE" 13A corpers after we've left orientation camp?
Otondo!

O boy! These pple 4 obubra camp no wan2 pay us alawee o, so dat i go enta mammy chop beta fud b4 i comot 4 here. I have so many galfrnds, but i neva straff any1 yet ooh, mayb i wil carry it over 2 ppa. Lol

Are we good 2 go?

Good 2 go!
Good 2 go!!
Good 2 go!!!

Corpers weeeeeee oooh!

Hmmmmm! Na 6 days remain and I neva stil c my Eksbabe 4 camp o. Abeg anybody get ha number 4 here? I wan2 share my alawee with ha...

Finally, we have bin paid our bicycle/transport alawee dis morning. Make i go trim my khaki 2 slim size nw. D lectures are boring as usual.

Anyway, I went 2 town yestaday 2 withdraw some cash. O boy, u nid 2 c d way town pple dey respect we corpers. At a point me and my frnd started controlling d queue at d atm joint and helping d novices/elderly 2 operate d machine, until a soldier frm camp com fall our hand 4 dere. Hahahahahaha

Uchesis reporting live frm obubra camp, c/river.

ignis: My number is 0231, what about you?

Nine Platoon!

Praaaaaaaaaaaide.....

Turning 2 d right by numba....

Swooooooooord one!
One...

Swooooooooord two!
Two

Good otondos

mencade5: Eksbabe, my sweet baby on my mind right now. Miss u.

Guy na wah 4 u oh! Leave d babe alone, she's in my camp.

Eksbabe where u @?

Neroski: Live @ Sagamu camp,Brig. Gen Okore-Affia himself is addressin us here...

If 2 say d guy com c/river dat day, corpers 4 gather am beat oh. Boys r not smiling over here...

eksbabe: Sup Ignis n my fellow CR peeps, m on my way dere now bt dis driver is serzly slowing things. Nywyz m wishing evry1 a safe trip 2 deir various S.O.P.

Eksbabe which platoon u dey? And wats ur code numba?

Corpers Weeeeeeee!

I knw u all r angry wit me 4 not reporting abt c/river camp. I knw u guys tink i've 4gotten NL since i enta camp. Abeg make una no vex o. Obubra camp no get nepa lite (na inside bush we dey live o), and no netwrk coverage 4 here except airtel (and i use mtn). We dey only c lite btw 7pm-10pm evryday. D police, soldiers and man-o-war here r friendly. D food is small but improving by d day. D toilet and bathrum no just try. I'm a member of 9 platoon. Fyn babes plenty 4 camp o, and i've made a couple of frnds. Straffing neva start 4 nw sha. We march out 2 meditation ground by 5am, and lights out is by 10.30pm. Camp life is stressful, but fun.

My major problm here is dat dere is no atm in camp, except u go 2 town (wit permission frm our camp commandant or d director). Bsides, dem neva pay us our bicycle n transport alawee up till nw. I'm so broke nw, but God dey.

Once again, i apologize 2 all 13A corp members in NL. I missed u all. I promise 2 always try and kip in touch wit d thread, thou my schedule is very tight.

By d way, i neva still c eksbabe 4 camp oooh.

Dis is Corper Uchesis reporting live frm inside a benin-onitsha bus. By God's favour i wil b in Obubra camp b4 12pm. Journey mercies 2 all fresh otondos.

Ajuwayaaaaaaaaah...

nitane25: if i comot 9am frm lag to ed0 ,wen will i reach

Between 1pm and 2pm.
Safe journey...

nitane25: YOkiti,dmalam,mencade lov mi makin my head swell

If u add uchesis 2 d list, mayb ur head go come down.

yokiti: @ Ogbeche77, words alone cannot appreciate your inputs in making this NYSC 2013 Batch A house a United, peaceful, Informative, socially balanced. May God almighty reward you abundantly. A river that forget its source will only last for a while. I belong here and will definitely work for the progree of this house. Once again, thanks and God bless you real good. Special regards to Crazyman and our "honourary prospective 2013 corper"; Moderator Odunnu.
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@ My portuguese Amingo (Ehizario; nunca te dire adios ), My OWN brother across the Niger; Outrage (I salute your person ), Martowskin ( an influencial member among our over 200 pages advocates), My LASU Peeps; (outspoken barrister Nikky_Fuja, charming Nitane25, Nicefeeling, Zenzen, Bigdreams, adorable Shugamania, MercyGrace, Jahdehsorla, Neejay1986, Kosebinu Texasbullet, Juwonsmile and others who are too numerous to mention; may we have a safe and merciful trip to our various destination both far and near; am humbled by your great association).
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It will be a great injustice on my side without acknowledging these people; you have been wonderful in this House. My runaway Friends like Ik121, Jonath0012, Firstlady Ellylace, my own brother; Angelajuni, Solomito, Emmysteve and other Emmanuels', my cheerleader Sandylurv, my Calabar ogas; Moneybag, rexibity and Uniquexty, Uchesis, Manny4u, Braine, Big P na Boss (pardon my mispelling) Topemirates; we are all destined for uncommon greatness.
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I cannot fail to recognise the numerous contributions of Seyixyz, Mencade( and all His IDs), Dmalam, Idreeze (has your fear been confirmed?) Fourcade, the enzymes bond ably led by Lexy, the granites family( Ignis, Ehizario features here too, Granite et. al.) the beautiful to behold ladies önyii. P, vivichocs, Nicklutz, autumn Flower(where is spring and winter?) Tynupsi, Nerowski , Justine4u and other bevy of adorable ladies; you all have been a worthy housemate.
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Finally, my Niger folks; Oc cool, Fatiiyo, Juwonsmiles, Colonel and everyone on the Niger ship sailing to see "Odo Oya" may we be highly favoured.
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We are obeying the clarion call so as not to allow the labour of our Heroes past to be in vain; God the creator of heaven and Earth and they that dwelleth therein will abide with everyone of us mightly, He shall cause His face to shine upon us and give us peace and on all victory on all side of life, He will hide us under his shadow and be with us at all time to protect, promote and provide for us. Those we are leaving behind at home will also be in good health and prosperity; evil messages will not be pass across in Jesus name.
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Please let us be a good ambassador of OURSELVES, families and various institutions not neglecting the importance of respects for our host communities and what they stands for (exemption of Bokoharam, Kidnapping, rituals, political thuggery and militancy). May this service to fatherland open our ways to greater opportunities.
AJUWAYA to all the OTONDOs!!!!

Hahahahahahahaha...
Nicklutz is not a lady oh. Anyway, nice one. I wish u d same broda.

I dey feel una o...
I'll b coming frm benin 2moro via onitsha.
Pls i wan2 knw d electricity situation in obubra camp because my fone is my galfriend 4 nw o. And hw is d food ova dere?

Pls i wan2 knw if we wil b given any break afta d 3wks camp to go home. My sista said dey were given 2wks afta camp b4 reporting bck 4 their PPA in 2011.

Gudmornin my fellow white fowls. Wow! D moment we've bin waiting 4 is almost upon us. Its 24hrs to camp. I just can't control d excitement...
Expectations rising.
I wish us all safe, merciful and traffic-free journey as we travel 2 our new destinations 2 serve dis great nation..


Corper Weeeeeeeeeeee!

rotmy: Pls anyone wit info on d shortest route 2 obubra camp in cr 4rom abj and dos cr pay corpers @al

I hear dat C/R pay corpers 3k

cross river corp members in nairaland for batch 'A' 2013:

uchesis (dats moi)
eksbabe
ignis
sonnik121

if u r posted 2 C/R and ur name is not here, pls edit d list...

Abasi ayaya...

sandylurv: And so Lagos didn't work out,got rivers instead.Still thankfull.
Rivers state here I come!

Congrats sandy.

Sandylurv and Neroski i wish u ladies a gud, north-free posting 2day IJN... I see one of u coming 2 calabar.

Team cross river we dey dull o. Lets relate na... My 2go handle is ucheses

There was dis gal in her late 20's in my neighbourhood some yrs bck. She was damn ugly, skinny, dirty-looking, and shapeless. She was a virgin then.

I guess u guys already knw y...

Our virginity sometimes is due to lack of opportunity.

onila: am a virgin

U r not a virgin until u have been tested and proven 2 b one.

I'm a virgin. Hehehehehe...

To all my cross river otondos, u can add me on 2go. Username is ucheses.
I swear we go rock dat camp next wk.

[quote author=Ody-Ody]Got CROSS RIVER! Hehe... #TeamCROSSRIVER where una dey?[/quote]We tanda gidigba..

Patuwa: Uniben no try for me sha! I was posted to Borno state. Learning how to dodge bomb activated. All prospective corpers posted to Yobe and Borno have been redeployed to Nassarawa and Benue state respectively. All the Glory be to Jesus, Honour unto Mary!

Bornooooooooooooo!
Uniben y na?

OC cool: I was posted 2 Niger state o. Father, take control

Chei... Na so nysc take fall our hand o. OC dnt wori, niger is ok. God wil help us o

Team calabar, ur platoon leader is here

nitane25: TEAM EDO TOO OH

Welcome 2 benin city, my second home

Neroski: pls are they using a list to call pple or na first come first served?? I wana know so i know how to plan my own tomoro

Neroski, its d 'point-and-kill' method o, so try and come on time 2moro k. I collected mine 2day sha

OC cool: Am live at Uniben sports complex. Collection of callup letter is ongoing although its nt yet my turn. Mehn...dis tension is so killing me!

Oc na calabar dem throw me go oh. I just hope d gals wil leave me alone sha

Team Cross River oya lets go there...

eksbabe: Guys I got Cross River.

Eksbabe oya join d C/R train. Na me and u go rock calabar 2geda. I must locate u in camp.

Aaaaaaaaaaaaah!
Aaaaaaaaaaaaah!!
Yeeeeeeeeeeeeh!!!

My waist go break oooh..

Na CALABAR ooooh!

Straaaaffing mode activated.

[quote author=Onyii.p]na only 2face i for lyk marry but him don marry, hw i wan do now[/quote]U can discover ur own 2face dere na.