₦airaland Forum

alosnika: Direct your anger and frustration to those young boys that disvirgined you at age 10. Ain't you supposed to be a virgin in the first place? Does the bible, Qur'an, or opele permit pre-marital sex? Furthermore, being a good girl has nothing to so with being a dirvirgined or not. But I can guarantee you that 99% of men will prefer someone who has not defiled herself to someone who claims to be a good wife but can't remember the number of people she has slept with.

Did u just say 99% of men prefer female virgins? I tink u nid 2 carry out ur research again o. I did my own survey and discoverd dat only abt 10% of girls prefer male virgins. Women want men wey sabi do d tin, and a man can only sabi thru previous experiments... Lol

ferdi4real: .....buh u cn hardly see a bad wife who neva do d stuff

Can u marry a virgin woman dat nags all d time, has body odour, dosnt knw hw 2 cuk, and cant take kia of d home?

chrisifeanyi: See ur mouth,, u are compiling list for ur dad, since u graduated, most of ur mates are seriously working and earning doughs every month.Anyway,,na Ajebutter u be, u re under immunity.

Na ur papa him give d list? Which 1 b ur own. because u don get small work abi, u tink its easy. Na 30k list i wan give my dad, i repeat: MY DAD.

[quote author=Eazee-e]I thought MEXICO shud b in d list and even No.1
dis rating is just rubbish[/quote]Can drug barons b dat romantic? I wonder!

Tuface is d most romantic nigerian.

Ehizario: una don hear latessssst...NYSC BANS SlIMFITTING of khaki!!!...Breaking news...sizzling...
Serious actions to be taken against erring Corp members!!!...

Make dem no try am o. I wan2 turn my khaki 2 fitted (body hug). I dnt wear "broda-dash-me" clothes.

Patuwa: @ Ogbeche77, @ Yokiti, @ Sandyluv. Wetin be the fate of those on error list naa? My name de error list, UNIBEN.

Enter yaba market and buy ur whites.

Am i watching superman or wat? Clark Kent and kryptonite/meteor rocks... Just hope dat fantasy hasnt turned 2 reality.. Anyway, its a tragedy.

OC cool: Wats up evryone, long time no see? I really missed u all. Remember in my last comment I said I wasn't mobilised? Well, d gud news is dat wit d release of d new mob. list in my sch (Uniben), I was mobilised, so am back 4 gud. Tnx 2 all those who showed solidarity wit me during my period of temporary grief ( ) and also a big kudos 2 y'all (vivichocs, yokiti, martowskin, moneybag,sandylurv, uchesis, onyii p, outrage,shugamania, Ehizario, seyixyz our able mod Ogbeche and 2 d rest of d house 4 holding d forth and keepin dis thread growing. So na callup letter tinz nw. Enugu on point by God's grace and lest I 4get, happy valentine 2 y'all.

Oshe! I thank God 4 changing ur story o. At least its betta 2 have a 9 digit call up numba dan not 2 have at all. Welcom aboard (once again). We go jam 4 agwu camp IJN. Ami o

yokiti: ALL FOR THE SEASON OF LOVE!!!
.
Love is in the air
It's time to show one another
How much we care for each other
That's is the spirit of Valentine.
.
Red roses, chocolate bars
Heart -shaped cakes
Are what we expect from one another
That's the spirit of valentine
.
Harmless is the spirit of love
But romance could lead us into lust
My dear lover and admirer
We don't have to handle each other
All in the name of valentine
.
This love note from you
Makes me to see the truth
Of the passion you have for me
But your request for a night with me
Is too costly to grant all for valentine.
.
It's my resolve to stay single and pure
During this season of love
It makes no sense to lose my chastity
All for the pleasure of Valentine.

Yokiti pls pls pls dont start wit dis "i'm still a virgin" thing again. Nobody is really interested in dat. I told my galfrnd i'm a virgin, and she was like: "duuurrrrrrrh".

G'mornin evry1. Wow, its 12 days to call up ooh, and 19 days to d main event... Hw una dey prepare na?

Dubemkelly: Talk is cheap nd haters can go take a cab 2 hell...Courtesy demands u appreciate n congratulate dem, Y won't gr8 ife guys pride over ds achievement? Its just a winning spirit nd dey r celebr8ng d succes...Am proud 2 b in OAU....
FUNAAB banks 2nd
Unilag 3rd
UNN 4th
Unilorin 5th
UI 6th
Uniben 7th
ABU 8th
Auchi poly 9th nd
Covenant university 10th

U put my UNIBEN for 7th? Hw dare u?

Thank God say my skul give me two call up numbas. I go use d 1st one runs enugu den use d 2nd one runs p/h... So i'm in Team Enugu/Rivers. Lol

solomityo: i mean take for instance students no r 201304303 and they r in 9 places. start d 1st one frm 2013043030, 2013043031,2013043032 like tat. arithmetic progression.

Ok sir. But my questn is, wat happnd 2 d first call up number wit 10 digits dat was pasted on friday?

vivichocs: happy sundy all..few wks to goo..

@uniben peeps, abt d 9 digit no. issue.... u ll get a better ans 4m ur studnt's affair cos i think nobody here knows anytn abt dat..

Chei! Hw i wan take go enugu nw? Uniben don kill us o. I have two call up numbas. My frnd is sharing numba wit anoda prson. Uniben whyyyyy?

sandylurv: I jst checked d new list nw,nd I'vε̲̣̣̣̥ been given a new number(9digits as against d former which had 10digits).Ok nw I'm confused.iz dis onli happening in uniben??

And for dose saying evry uniben student wud be posted †☺ yobe nd borno,dere r tinz †☺ joke with,be wise!

Your first number (10digits) is ur real call up numba. Use dat 1 if u wan2 runs ur posting. Dats wat i'm doing o. D new 1 na fake.

vivichocs: wher r my Enugu folks na u guys slpin??

abeg, lets go there!!!

I'm awake o. Surely we wil meet in Agwu Camp by God's grace.. Till then.

eletacharly: mine is 9digits o . wats d implication.uniben o

No runs 4 u. Pray u dnt end up in d north o.

chidyhels: Pls hw many digits dos the call up numb have.
Mine is 10,and sm1 is saying uniben omitted some digit..AM KIND OF CONFUSED

Mine is 10 too. Guess dey did it so dat sum pple wont do runs. Hehehehehe. Uniben 2 bad

Nicklutz: Just when i tot all hope was lost,lo and behold anoda list was pasted,uniben una try o afta i had miss 3 consecutive batches,But God pass una sha..the God of the 12th hour neva fails am xo xo happy..nw i fit see front.

Nicholas Dumebi Abili a.k.a Nicklut. Oya nw lets go dere... Enugu

Martowskin: Finali got my 10digit : 201010****. Baba god u ar involve u knw where fits me, send me nd i wil be there. @oc cool nd emmysteeve mehn my fingas ar shakin dnt even knw wat to comment on ur case, bt i tell u d god dat enable u to finish ur degree witout problem has beta plans 4 u, do nt b troubled. D igbo pipo say "Äçhi d èmé"- 2moro is pregnant, we dnt knw if we ar to expect twin or triplet bt we knw it is d best. Tell nysc they did u good witout knwin. Bt i tell u, thier is no diff. Bw march nd june

What! 201010****? My own start wit 2013 oh. Ur mate don go service since 2010. Abi u get carry-ova? Lol

OC cool: Hi guys! my Uniben peeps hw una dey? Wit a heavy heart and tears in my eyes but wit gratitude 2 God almighty, I hereby announce dat I was not mobilised 4 batch A. Goodluck and Godspeed 2 those of u mobilised. 2 those in my shoes, jst remember all tins re working 4 our good, it is well wit us all. It was nice meetin y'all on dis thread . I luv y'all. Take care and farewell!!!

Chei! Sorry bro. And we nid pple lyk u in camp o. Anyway it is well. Take heart bro. Vry soon u wil join us ok. In maths dept we were only abt thirty-sumtin dat were mobilized, upon Oshodin promise dat we'll all make batch 'A'. Sum of my frnds didnt make it. Dnt mind dem jare. God wil do it in His time.

Neroski: OMG...18days Jilsosssss!!! E no far again ooo.abeg Uchesis,no dey count down...d fear of the Nysc don dey catch me

Lols... If u dey fear NYSC, den make we give u letter of exemption. Or better still, lets start counting up. Gud mornin'

The countdown 2 release of mobilization list has ended. Its now time 4 d countdown 2 release of call-up letter. 18 days to go...

sandylurv: Tnx jare,I dunno wat else I wud have don †☺ convince dem!
BTW,big congrats †☺ u,u were rili lucky oh!Ppl in my klas whoz results were released in dec were nt mobilized.God dey Ūя̲̅ side my dear,be joyful

Exactly! I dnt knw weda it was random mobilizatn my dept did because sum of my frnds didnt make d list even thou our result came out d same time (dec). D tin b one kin sha.

Emmysteve: i am down. Very said. Cant find my name

Like we say in benin, doooh (sorry). But dnt give up, it can stil happn

Yessssssssss! Finally i've joined my peeps who wil b marching dis march. Baba God noni o. Call-up numba in ma pocket, thank u Holy Moses 4 d info. Team Enugu line up, ur platoon leader is here. Lols

sandylurv: I even had †☺ go out of my way †☺ post a shot of d list nd dey r still asking if I'm sure.No I'm nt sure,I went †☺ anoda school †☺ snap theirs.

Sandylurv i just sent my ELDER broda 2 studnt affairs nw nw just because of u. If him come back say he didnt c any list pasted, me and u go dig am 4 here o. Ehen!

Carlmax: UNIBEN never paste joor!!! Just left there... Would check back later.

R u sure u check d right place because it was pasted yestaday evning o. Ask very well

Patuwa: All the great Uniben student! I hear say dem paste am say dem go paste am for Hall 3 block B. lol

Hahahaha. Funny. Make i call my frnd dere 2 help me check

sandylurv: Anxiously waiting!!!!
Shout out †☺ d uniben peepz here.

Yes oooh.. We dey here, anxiously waiting 4 d gud news

Neroski: yes,i did...ecostat!

Ecostat? Wow! I was ur twin coursemate (maths/econs). Do u rememba Dr.Oriakhi, Madam, Oyefusi etc?