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RomanceRe: 10 Powerful Traits Of A Mature Person, No 5 Will Shock You. by Udoskybest: 10:03am On Sep 16, 2022
13. They don't give ladies money until after kpansh
RomanceRe: What I Did To My Female Neighbour That Came To Seduce Me. by Udoskybest: 2:26pm On Aug 10, 2022
U a real nigga
PoliticsRe: Should Nigerians Reject Foodstuff And Money From Politicians Trying To Woo Them? by Udoskybest: 5:33pm On Jul 12, 2022
No, collect them and vote ur preferred candidate
RomanceRe: Sexy Male Underwears: Are They The New Norms Among Men? by Udoskybest: 8:04am On Jun 23, 2022
Gory and disgusting sight. gays looking like a useless vegetable mash. Tufiakwa
FamilyRe: My Father Is A Very Lazy Person by Udoskybest: 1:11pm On Jun 21, 2022
U aint responsible op, u no get money but u dey carry girl come house
CrimeRe: Reactions As Woman Gives Her New Born Baby Double Piercings (video) by Udoskybest: 3:16pm On Jun 18, 2022
Bad decision
CrimeRe: Islamic Cleric Caught Having S3x With Mad Woman In Ibadan by Udoskybest: 3:12pm On Jun 18, 2022
Omo, things dey sup
RomanceRe: Should I Tell My Male Friend What I Noticed About His Wife? by Udoskybest: 11:48am On Jun 17, 2022
incandescentena:
Hmm Op, What makes you more righteous than your friend's wife?

Mtcheeee!

"ALL NIGERIAN WOMEN ARE THE SAME"
Who asked u to taste all of em?
RomanceRe: Help!!! She Deliberately Wants Us To Fight by Udoskybest(op): 6:21pm On Apr 23, 2022
illicit:
That's what she is trying to find out

U don't need to hide it, let her know what she is going into before she marry u now and u beat her to death shocked
I think you're right, she needs to know that side of me is bad
RomanceRe: Help!!! She Deliberately Wants Us To Fight by Udoskybest(op): 6:19pm On Apr 23, 2022
posty56:
you no wan get sense , don't worry, I dey wait to read , husband stabs wife repeatedly on front page
I ain't that vawulence type
RomanceRe: Help!!! She Deliberately Wants Us To Fight by Udoskybest(op): 6:18pm On Apr 23, 2022
sollolucci77:
Are you trolling??
I'm serious bro
RomanceRe: Help!!! She Deliberately Wants Us To Fight by Udoskybest(op): 6:15pm On Apr 23, 2022
What's the first and second most foolish thing... LoL... Thanks for your pieces tho
Kriss216:
You don't need a seer to tell you she's already getting an aggressive gbola that's devouring that kpekus fiercely hence her recent complain about you not getting upset with her.

To be in a long distance relationship with a Nigerian girl is 3rd most foolish things on earth.


I'll advice you give your life a meaning and restore your sanity back by withdrawing any nonsense feelings or love you have for her... Not worth it.


Shalom.
RomanceRe: Help!!! She Deliberately Wants Us To Fight by Udoskybest(op): 6:12pm On Apr 23, 2022
My anger truly goes beyond my control, that's why I don't even become angry in the first place
illicit:
She's resting ur endurance

U too get angry once nah, but don't over react

Just make it short and don't damage anything
RomanceRe: Help!!! She Deliberately Wants Us To Fight by Udoskybest(op): 6:11pm On Apr 23, 2022
I meant well for us in the relationship, I want to marry her comrade
GooodHardDick:
OP, haven't you heard you don't date Nigeria girls? The only thing you need to do is to bang their pussy, dump them and move on.

Oga, bang that girl, dump her and move on. Stop all these emotionally weak talks
RomanceRe: Help!!! She Deliberately Wants Us To Fight by Udoskybest(op): 6:08pm On Apr 23, 2022
Ah, is that not rape, meanwhile I'm not in Adamawa
godofuck231:
Guy you no sabi rough handle babe , show strength and sexy aggression , pull your shirt and frighten her , make her pee her pants small , as in small pee , grab her hips like a toy and force her to the bed , tie her hands loosely with a t shirt and softly bite her butt till she screams , make her struggle to escape then catch her again and flex your muscles , spank her butt and pin her wrists down , be like say this thing go end in aggressive sex o! The gods are warning me already
RomanceRe: Help!!! She Deliberately Wants Us To Fight by Udoskybest(op): 6:06pm On Apr 23, 2022
sollolucci77:
You no go like use one or two slaps reset her brain
I no get vawulence na
RomanceHelp!!! She Deliberately Wants Us To Fight by Udoskybest(op): 5:51pm On Apr 23, 2022
Hello

I'm sorry to bring this up and hope to get helpful advice on how to go about it and possibly criticism for any reason.

I started dating this lady September 2021, and it's been fun. She resides in Adamawa state while I reside in a neighbouring state so it's a kinda distant relationship.

Everything has been moving fine, we talk at least five times every day and also do video calls... In summary, the communication is nothing short of perfect.

Recently, she complained about me never getting angry and believe me when I say it felt weird cos I've never seen someone who wants me to be upset for no reason. I told her I was only controlling my temper cos of how bad it can get when I get truly upset.

She's been reacting provocatively lately to every jest or joke I play with her, thereby forcing unnecessary anger In me. What do I do cos I'm truly getting pissed will the stunt she's pulling
PoliticsRe: 40MW Kashimbilla Hydro-Power Plant Lights Up Taraba Community by Udoskybest: 3:06pm On Apr 19, 2022
sapele914:
Some people will not like this information.

Since it did not happen in Biafra Country, it can’t be true.

They will demand Kodak moment evidence.
Ogbeni calm down, the light is not even being distributed yet... I live in kashimbilla, that's how I know
SportsRe: Real Madrid Vs Chelsea Matchday Preview, Team News &kickoff Time by Udoskybest: 10:40am On Apr 12, 2022
Ft RM 1 vs 3 Chelsea
SportsRe: Whatsapp TV That Is Fucking Worth Joining by Udoskybest: 10:39am On Apr 12, 2022
Can't find no pics here, just add me up on 08067875274
DannyWalker:
Sex videos are posted but they are not just posted, they educate you all with the video. They literally teach you how to last long in sex... omo the sex education is something else.

There are updates on good latest films as well as more entertainments.

Less I forget, if you like woman and sex grin you will be hooked up with the hottest girls in your area... omo fine girls dey oh, I swear.


Must send message you want to join.


Also if you are hooked up with somebody you probably know dont be an idiot and be doing kiss and tell. Please maturity and entertainment is the motto.


If I post the number here the idiot bot will ban me, take it from the picture


+23.47045.6973.80
Jokes EtcRe: What Was The Worst Beating Your Parents Ever Gave You And Why? by Udoskybest(op): 12:41am On Mar 09, 2022
You got the best Dad comrade grin grin
dayoscape:
I was involved in a fight...
The guy I was fighting was 2yrs younger than me
Mistakenly broke his head with the head of a belt

I knew I fvcked up already...didn't bother going back home because the news spread like wide fire...
Decided to sleep outside but my dad came out around 1am and begged me to come inside as our neighborhood was very dangerous then....

I knew his plan but had no choice....
He did his thing (beating)
Even use his own belt to create contours on my head
Omoooo I cry that day
Jokes EtcWhat Was The Worst Beating Your Parents Ever Gave You And Why? by Udoskybest(op): 12:03am On Mar 09, 2022
Twas on a Sunday morning when I was around 12 or 13, Dad was using a motorcycle then. Suzuki 195 black.

Dad asked me to go and wash the vehicle so we could go to church, unwise me pushed the bike out and my village people now whispered in my ear...

I left the washing and started riding around the street and was even forming jagaban. My head was up and my shoulder was high. Mehn I felt like I've made it.

After few minutes, my dad came to check if I'm done and sights me some feets from the house riding his bike and he kept on watching in awe while I did my thing. When I saw him, I was like someone who saw a ghost. I knew what would follow so I just kukuma park the bike there and ran away.

Long story short, dad beat out the upcoming biker in me that Sunday cheesy cheesy
PoliticsRe: BREAKING: Court Sacks Umahi, Deputy Over Defection To APC by Udoskybest: 3:36pm On Mar 08, 2022
Man wey go still go appeal the ruling in high court and win...

Nigerian judiciary Sha don tire me undecided undecided
CrimeRe: Newborn Baby Found Dumped In Waste Bin In Zamfara (Photo) by Udoskybest: 3:29pm On Mar 04, 2022
Shalommy:
Hmmm.. My gender are something else! If you're pregnant and not ready to be a mother better go for abortion or commit suicide. Chaii.. angry
Suicide kwa? ain't an option sis
RomanceRe: Have You Ever Been Slapped By Someone You Went To Woo? Share Your Experiences by Udoskybest(op): 3:17pm On Mar 04, 2022
Senomii:
sad
All of una just dey yarn nonsense

For me slap better pass brutal rejection, slap better pass woman wey dey confuse herself thinking say she dey confuse you, woman wey no exactly know wetin she want, wey no also want make you understand her sef, woman wey just dey turn turn ur head

Me I no go love again o, cos na only love wey fit make man reason like this, all other feelings I fit clearly differentiate them....make I just try find correct something wey go high me knack all the feelings wey I get comot..... shebi guys been dey always warn me..... now woman don almost uproot my chest comot

Love na like 1000 ways to die, I no go ever dare am again
Comrade chillax, breakfast go sha reach all man. Just make sure you serve person before tieing the nut
PhonesDoes Anyone Have Tecno Camon 16, Fairly Used For Sale by Udoskybest(op): 12:47pm On Mar 04, 2022
I stay in Taraba and has been using tecno spark 4. I need camon 16
RomanceRe: Am I The Only One Who Find Hausa Ladies So Easy To Date? by Udoskybest: 12:21pm On Mar 04, 2022
I was born, raised and still based in the north. I've visited up to 14 northern states yet I never dated any hausa girl. How do guys do it?
RomanceRe: Slap Your Self! Pictures by Udoskybest: 12:14pm On Mar 04, 2022
Vanities everywhere
RomanceRe: Have You Ever Been Slapped By Someone You Went To Woo? Share Your Experiences by Udoskybest(op): 12:08pm On Mar 04, 2022
Dawn91:
[s][/s]
Be calming down comrade grin
Dawn91:
[s][/s]
Be calming down comrade
RomanceRe: Have You Ever Been Slapped By Someone You Went To Woo? Share Your Experiences by Udoskybest(op): 11:18am On Mar 04, 2022
CatANDratTHEORY:
As the hot slap landed on you, shebi tears almost rolled down your cheeks? Don't lie.
Swear down, buh I had to man up

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