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Romance / Re: My Mum Is Cheating! by ufuoma24(m): 10:31am On Jun 05, 2008
I may b ugly o bt i cn bet am beta looking than ya imbecilic,drooling bf. I fit even fine pas u gan.
Romance / Re: My Mum Is Cheating! by ufuoma24(m): 10:22am On Jun 05, 2008
Senseless girl. U just wake, u neva even thnk ow ur papa go tak provide food 4 ya family na me u wan cum enta? Beta leaf me o@WELLI
Romance / Re: My Mum Is Cheating! by ufuoma24(m): 10:05am On Jun 05, 2008
Where is dat small-sizd she-goat WELLI?
Romance / Re: My Mum Is Cheating! by ufuoma24(m): 2:50pm On Jun 04, 2008
Em, madam well-sizd toto. Pls let me b, i don tire nao. Shuo! Whch kain witch b b dis?
Romance / Re: My Mum Is Cheating! by ufuoma24(m): 2:28pm On Jun 04, 2008
@welli: Ur father is my mentor in d he-goat kingdom
Romance / Re: My Mum Is Cheating! by ufuoma24(m): 2:23pm On Jun 04, 2008
@Welli:A she-goat wil rmain a she-goat even if it wakes up any day nd starts crowing. Ur no more a lady than i am my dear welli or is it well? U probably av a well sized hole. Yeye pikin. Tshew
Romance / Re: My Mum Is Cheating! by ufuoma24(m): 1:55pm On Jun 04, 2008
@Welli:Its senseless nd ill-mannerd gurls lyk u dat makes u female folk av lil or no value in d eyes of men. D fact dat u av a pair of boobs nd a hole dsnt mean u cn command anybodyz respct. Act ladylike 2 gain rspct. I wnt lkis ur butt cos ur female. Ur type is a dime-a dozen.
Romance / Re: My Mum Is Cheating! by ufuoma24(m): 1:29pm On Jun 04, 2008
@jennykardy: my apologies, 'it' uhm, i mean 'she' startd it.
Romance / Re: My Mum Is Cheating! by ufuoma24(m): 1:26pm On Jun 04, 2008
Welli Y are u tellin me 2 get things ur dad only dreams about? D fact dat ur a gurl means nufin 2 me.
Romance / Re: My Mum Is Cheating! by ufuoma24(m): 1:12pm On Jun 04, 2008
@tboy1: d same reason y u cldnt ignre my own post, 'they are both equally stupid'
Romance / Re: My Mum Is Cheating! by ufuoma24(m): 1:09pm On Jun 04, 2008
Welli u dey form mature mind shey? I pity d idiot girl (names witheld) wey u dey try enta
Romance / Re: My Mum Is Cheating! by ufuoma24(m): 12:57pm On Jun 04, 2008
@FMX: Na me tel im mama to like rod? 2much of evrythn, especially rod is good.
@tboy1: if d poster wantd hs mum to b respctd he shldnt hav washd ha stinkn linen in public so blame im nt me
Romance / Re: My Mum Is Cheating! by ufuoma24(m): 12:44pm On Jun 04, 2008
If ur mum needs an extra sex-mate am stil single o
Romance / Re: She Wants Romantic Sms Everynite~it's Killing Me! by ufuoma24(m): 3:35pm On Jun 01, 2008
@poster: If u cnt cmpose an Sms 4rm d heart it might b due to to factors viz: a) u dnt really love d gurl or, b) ur jus 2 plain stupid to b creative.
Romance / Re: I'm I Pregnant! Help! by ufuoma24(m): 3:28pm On Jun 01, 2008
Em, ugo, or whats ur name, pls ehen, if u happen to cnfirm ur nt pregnant i hope u'l gve me d chance to impregnate u myself? Afterall, ow wil only ya bf b pourin insyd ur promsd land fild wil milk n honey? Help mak nigria gr8 o
Romance / Re: Enough Liver When High by ufuoma24(m): 11:08am On May 29, 2008
U must b d principal character in d soon2 b released movie, Another idiotic nairalander-part1
Romance / Re: Why Are Nigerian Girls So Cheap Like Pure Water? by ufuoma24(m): 11:22pm On May 21, 2008
@ buster: if u have any dreams that lip service and kissing up to all d girls in here wil in ur lifetime grant u access to their promised land flowing with milk and honey then thnk again! Ur a hopeless buttkisser
Education / Re: I Need Ur Couragement I Was Drive Out 4rm D Skool In My Final Year by ufuoma24(m): 11:07pm On May 21, 2008
@poster: i feel ur pain, thnk of an alternative to tertiary education.
Education / Re: Addax Scholarship 2008/2009 by ufuoma24(m): 11:03pm On May 21, 2008
I wish! Still waiting on the same info
Education / Re: Post UME Has Been Cancelled In Nigerian Universities by ufuoma24(m): 7:48pm On Feb 07, 2008
i admit that the system is far from perfect, perfection is an illusion. jamb itself isnt perfect. all we can really do is do the best that we can and pray that no-one takes that which is rightfully ours. I KNOW OF INSTANCES WHERE STUDENTS PAY TO GET THETR POST-UME RESULT SCORES INCREASED TO MEET REQUIRED STANDARDS.
Education / Re: Post UME Has Been Cancelled In Nigerian Universities by ufuoma24(m): 7:38pm On Feb 07, 2008
@ QUEENZY
LIKE I SAID EARLIER, DONT BLAME OTHERS FOR YOUR MISFORTUNES, I GOT EMBARRASED BY THE SAME SYSTEM TIME WITHOUT NUMBER, SO YOUR PAINS ARE MINE AS WELL BUT THAT DOESNT CHANGE THE FACT THAT IF YOU DIDNT MEET THE CRITERIA USED TO ADMIT STUDENTS, SOMEONE ELSE DEFINATELY STUDIED HARDER THAN YOU OR CHEATED BETTER. NO-ONE CAN HOLD YOU BACK IF YOU DO EXTREAMLY WELL. I SAID NOTHING WRONG, JUST STATED A FACT. THE YEARS I DIDNT GET IN, I HAD NO-ONE BUT MYSELF TO BLAME BECAUSE I DIDNT MAKE THE APPROVED SCORES. THIS TIME I WORKED ON MY MISTAKES AND GOT ADMITTED IN ALL THREE UNIVERSITIES I APPLIED FOR. WE DETERMINE OUR FATE, GOD WORKS WITH THE RAW MATERIALS YOU SUPPLY HIM.
Education / Re: Post UME Has Been Cancelled In Nigerian Universities by ufuoma24(m): 4:50pm On Jan 31, 2008
well, am a beneficiary of the p-ume programme so i have no complaints, study hard and stop blaming others for your misfortunes. its not a warning, just a piece of advice. GREAT UNIBEN
Education / Re: Uniben Students Sign Here by ufuoma24(m): 4:35pm On Jan 31, 2008
guys when you get to school dont forget to check up on me. social sciences. eco & stat.name; ufuoma. 08038626061
Education / Re: Uniben Students Sign Here by ufuoma24(m): 5:23pm On Jan 23, 2008
in school already, its not easy oooooooooooooooooo
Romance / Re: Let's Talk About "Aristos" and "Sugar Mummies" by ufuoma24(m): 9:44am On Jan 19, 2008
@ poster



ur a dirty liar. i am 100% sure u slept with that sugar mummy over and over again. u wan just form good boy 4 here. no evidence to support my theory bt i know ur type
Romance / Re: Can I Go For Toyin Or Shewa? by ufuoma24(m): 9:35am On Jan 19, 2008
THE GUY ISNT THAT BAD, HE"S QUITE HANDSOME ACTUALLY. ALL OF YOU POSTING NEGATIVE COMMENTS SHOULD EITHER PUT UP YOUR PIXS TOO OR SHUT-UP!! ITS THAT SIMPLE
Romance / Re: I Am Dating Two Twins By Mistake Please Help Me Out by ufuoma24(m): 10:02am On Jan 18, 2008
, OF COS IT ALL HAPPENED IN MY DREAMS JUST AS IT DID IN HIS
Romance / Re: I Am Dating Two Twins By Mistake Please Help Me Out by ufuoma24(m): 9:59am On Jan 18, 2008
please dont disbelieve the guy. the story is quite true. i was the one playing security at the door each time they made love and i cant still yell the difference between the two
Romance / Re: Obasonjo Sleeps With Sons Wife! by ufuoma24(m): 9:51am On Jan 18, 2008
am not surprised, why wont he behave like a randy he-goat when he"s obviously as ugly as one

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