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Education › Re: NECO 2014 June/july Released by uhuns: 7:03pm On Sep 11, 2014

and mathematics.
The Registrar and Chief Executive
officer of the Council, Professor
Promise Okpala, who announced the
result in Minna, said 74.30 percent
of the candidates made five credits
and above generally.
He said that 978,886 candidates of
the 989,622 that registered sat for
the examination, which was
conducted in 76 subjects.

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76 subjects..............hm

Education › Re: Kwankwaso To Build Another School In Niger Republic by uhuns: 2:26pm On Sep 09, 2014

Inik: Misplaced priorities! These Northerners are more comfortable and feel much more at home with Niger and Chad republic citizens than the rest of Nigeria. Lord Lugard made a daft mistake in 1914 by forcing this unholy union called Nigeria on all of us.

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but, that is actually their home.
trace their history you will be amazed at your results......

Romance › Re: After Telling Him The Truth He Hated Me Forever. by uhuns: 5:14am On Sep 08, 2014

[quote author=Thewhizzkid1][/quote]she is a paid agent to pull crowd or a born lire. in less than 3 mths ,look at her personal life experience. haba

Food › Re: Costing Of Rice For 200 People by uhuns: 7:24am On Sep 05, 2014

it means that a plate cost 250naira...... without profit.....
not bad information....... so at 500naira a plate will give us extra meat, moimoi, creamy salad.

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Food › Re: Costing Of Rice For 200 People by uhuns: 7:17am On Sep 05, 2014

Pls I will take this as a good guesstimate.
kan anyone do same for pounded yam and egusi soup.

Nairaland General › Re: My View About The Ebola Disaster In P/H by uhuns: 5:15pm On Sep 01, 2014

Justinah4real: Dont 4get 2 name the hotel. Hotel presidential;-)

another name was given as the hotel......

Nairaland General › Re: My View About The Ebola Disaster In P/H by uhuns: 5:11pm On Sep 01, 2014

from lagos to ph.what was the transport mode
plane or private car.?
while in Ph what was the transport mode.
taxi man.?
lol

Christianity Etc › Re: Have You Praised Him Yet, Today? by uhuns: 10:10am On Dec 20, 2013

Dear God
I join all here in giving your name glory and adoration.
May your Favour be on all who have used this thread to glorify you .
Lord kind cause all on this thread to continually praise your name throughout eternity.amen amen and amen.

Phones › Re: Etisalat Bis Users - Before You Resubscribe, Read This by uhuns: 5:13pm On Dec 12, 2013

thanks for the Info

but I still believe this is not any cheat, its just a way for the coys. to rake in quick cash.

I stand to be corrected.

any way just to confirm the speed !just finished the 3gig on the god father hd quality film.in just 1hr.30min just for the keeps.

Nairaland General › Re: How To Register For The New National ID Card by uhuns: 11:43am On Nov 26, 2013

stated links for approved centers not ok.pls sort this.

Properties › Re: Pls, How Many Bags Of Cement And Blocks Will Complete 3 Bedroom Flat Foundation. by uhuns: 11:35am On Nov 26, 2013

what is the total length of the structure

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6 or 9 in blocks.

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height of d.p.c.from fnd.

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or wot is the length and width of the structure.
pls state the longest values.

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which state is the proposed site.
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but if in a hurry use 80 to 120k per meter square as total cost of structure, 30% of the sum will the maximum cost to and including the over site concrete.
hope it helps out.

Politics › Re: "Why Northern Leaders Sneaked Yar’Adua Into Nigeria Without Telling Jonathan" by uhuns: 10:53pm On Nov 23, 2013

given. this "but they honestly knew he could not
win. You also knew he could not
win, I knew he could not win, in fact
even Ribadu knew he could not win,
and because they knew he could not
win, they did not even bother to
vote for him.
Ribadu came to see me, because I
was his father’s friend, and he told
me he was going to run for election.
I told him I support his decision
because his coming in, would mean
that all opposition elements are
coming together, because as long as
they are always divided, they would
never achieve their aim. I said if you
all come together, then the people
will know that you are serious, and
they would support you to form the
government. "
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.I cant imagine that you blessed him to go on with his dream knowing that he cant win and all but him knows this fact.
from this. write up and given your age its obvious that you want to cajole the ibos to ur side , since the yorubas are already on the other side..
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my question is must a segment of the country own the power to rule. huh

Education › Re: Common Grammatical Tautologies by uhuns: 8:34pm On Nov 23, 2013

Ezeed: Op, nice thread. Dont mind me though, i feel like looking for small trouble this evening, so pls grant me your audience.lol. Okay, regarding your title- 'common grammatical tautologies', the word 'tautology' already has the word 'grammatical' embedded in it. By reason of the aforementioned, your use of both the way you did is tautologous. Lol.
On a serious note though, what you guys think, cos i stand to be corrected, and I feel like engaging in an educative discuss right now.

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Tautology may refer to:
Tautology (rhetoric) , a self-
reinforcing pretense of significant
truth
Tautology (grammar) , the use of
redundant words
Tautology (logic) , a universal
truth in formal logic
Tautology (rule of inference) , a
rule of replacement for logical
expressions
Tautonym , a species name where
both parts are identical
See also
Tautological
Read in another language

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Phones › Re: Tecno P5 Discussion Thread by uhuns: 9:23am On Nov 22, 2013

flash333: almost the same spec as this one with a smaller screen .
http://www.funbookes.com/goods-1478-MYSAGA-C2-Dual-Core-Android-42-Smartphone-MT6572W-4GB-ROM-50QHD-Capacitive-50MP-Camera-Dual-SIM-Cards-%28Black--White%29.html

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gud works.
but not complete if this cant be source for in nija.
cause we have somany gud cheep phones out there.

Crime › Re: Yinka Oba Kidnapped, Driver Killed In Osun by uhuns: 8:04am On Nov 22, 2013

tafrica: Stop creating controversy where there is none.....wouldn't you use your gumption to know the security men could be mere gate men, and if they had alerted Authorities, what would the authority do.....u expected d kidnappers to spend hours kidnapping?

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my brotherman
you are making a wrong assumption that many have the same knowledge as you.
you will be suprised that many dont know how the clock ticks.
thus have patience with many.

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Properties › Re: Fake Building Parts Responsibile For Building Collapse by uhuns: 1:40am On Nov 22, 2013

jassie: Fake building materials? What are these materials?

To the best of my knowledge, only 4 materials are structurally essential to any building and those are:
1. Cement- Produced in Nigeria; Dangote, Elephant etc.
2. Granite: Natural resource. Always available in Nigeria.
3. Sand: Another natural resource, always available in fine quality.
4. Iron (Steel) rods: Produced in Nigeria as well. . .

So make them park well before talking about fake products. They can tell that to those who haven't built houses.

The simple truth is that the so called 'developers' are the ones responsible for poorly built houses. They economize what and when they shouldn't.

my brother i work in a lab.
here is my take.
1.cement.all cement that i have tested no one gets above 70%.
2. sand . not all sand meet the requirement in their raw state . and the worst is sand with salt.
3.granite vary in strength. i have tested from yoruba to cross river along that belt and the best is the western type. though for sensitive projects.
4.no steel ever tested passed.even with batch test cert.
5.no matter howmuch you mix with hand you cant get upto 80%,of a mixer.
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am not hlding brief for anybody,just the facts .
example,
the blocks, per enginering standerds says 2.65n/mm as min for say a house.from pratical sampling, best obtained on cash and carry basses is 1.65
this was done in a big town, among the first big five towns in nija.
all am trying to say is that all parties carry equal blame, with the highest been that of the engineers since they makes these specifications.

Phones › Re: The Best Bulk Sms In Nig. by uhuns: 2:05pm On Nov 21, 2013

Stbillion: THANKS FOR THIS BUT PLEASE CAN U GIVE ME MORE INFO ABOUT THEIR SERVICES. IT WILL ALSO HELP OTHERS HERE, THANKS

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i guess you dont know how to follow the link provided.

Politics › Re: FG Not Aware Of Keshi’s Salary Arrears – Okonjo-Iweala by uhuns: 10:13am On Nov 20, 2013

dedons: bros,this your ENGRISH na die!

haba nor drive everybody frm here.
after all you must not read all comment.
if some people leave here for you ,they will turn arm robbers.

Nairaland General › Re: Abuja Residents Please Beware by uhuns: 10:47am On Nov 19, 2013

this reminds me of a story a while ago, this couple went to a popular place to give to beggars. frm that day on the wife Would see this cripple they gave money to having it ....... with her at night.
they decided to pay a visit to the beggar, to appease him.the cripple admitted wholly and proposed away forward by the woman staying flat on the ground and he just putting his leg on her.this was done in the full glare of all and behold. the crippled man vanished....... into thin air and the woman died after 4days.given that the story is TRUE cause we've heard stories of this natural ....but.
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the moral of what I am trying to say is drop wot you have with the church or at your worship center. I guess they have a Gud way of reaching out to the needy.

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by this we can manage the volume of them around us.
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Phones › Re: Glo Customer Care Thread (unofficial) by uhuns: 12:56am On Nov 18, 2013

^^^^^^^^^how do you get out of the plan. huh

Phones › Re: Airtel BB Plans On Non BB Phones(updated) by uhuns: 3:27pm On Nov 17, 2013

hi all
ihave done the one gig before
just subscribed to the 6gig and got confirmed.but not connecting ....
deactivated and did the 10mb using both dial and sms. no connection.
power of and on no connection.
wot do I do...,.
pls its a small sim

Politics › Re: There’s No Madness In Our Family – Chime’s In-laws by uhuns: 12:56pm On Nov 14, 2013

babyface333: You mean Mrs chime deserves to be a recipient for nigerian woman award? Is this how heros are made in nigeria?
We have real intelligent and hardworking women in nigeria. We have real women who in the face of adversity never gave up to temptations. We have real women who have always stood their ground to be the best. We have women who are embodiment of morality in all ramifications. We have real women everywere.
This real women are not recognised and encouraged. This are the women that deserve every award a woman needs. Why not advocate for awards for this women, atleast to encourage the others. You are here telling us that mrs clara chime deserves nigeria woman award.

A woman who nobody can figure out till date her intentions of getting married to a man that is a well known womanizer. A woman who met this her same husband, in one of his sexcapedes adventures. A woman who have contributed nothing to the society other than Gold-diigging. So this same woman who her unholy relationship(gold-digging marriage) have crashed like a pack of cards, just because, she shouted for help deserves nigerian woman award of the year.

We really have a long way to go in this country. A country were hardworking women are scorned, and Runs gals gone awry are rewarded.

Eze of COZA church fame would soon be given a national award for telling the truth. !!!!!!

Leave our country for us.
what we planted is our harvest! !!!!""

Phones › Re: Samsung Galaxy Star Pro sold as Samsung Galaxy Ace 3 in Jumia & Slot. by uhuns: 1:07pm On Nov 13, 2013

thanks to op

1gig for 17k —----let the drums roll

from the link it was for 19k prior to the promo and only 10pcs availaliable.

and from google the spec is correct.

Phones › Re: Samsung Galaxy Star Pro sold as Samsung Galaxy Ace 3 in Jumia & Slot. by uhuns: 12:12pm On Nov 13, 2013

yungryce: OLODO. y u no read "ACE 3" for the topic

O boy you too harsh. Na every body go school.

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Nairaland General › Re: Abdulsamad Rabiu Richer Than Aliko Dangote – Africa’s Richest Billionaire Emerge by uhuns: 10:44am On Nov 09, 2013

Did this just happened overnight or a media is not doing enough work. or wot

Properties › Re: Jarus CountryHome - A Journal by uhuns: 1:58pm On Oct 27, 2013

Jarus: I can't isolate those, but I know I have spent 10m plus, (cost of land inclusive).

The BQ isn't completed. I only rushed teh main building to be able to do sallah there.

But let me try:

Land - 200k for 2.5 plots bought in 2009(now going for 350k per plot today )
Foundation - 1m (the architect said it's German floor, and very high)
BQ (2 twin self-contains, with big sitting room) - now up to lintel level, but uncompleted - 2m
Main building (blocks, plastering, labour etc) - 2m
Roofing of main building - 1m (350k for woodwork, 620k for aluminium)
Fencing (plus shop and gatehouse) - not yet plastered - 700k
Sanitary materials (WC, cubicle, kitchen, toilet stuff etc) - bought in Lagos 250k, transported via train to Kwara 15k
Plumbering - 100k
Tiles - 500k
POP - 250k
Electrical works and materials, wiring materials plus work etc - about 450k
Gate - 100k
Painting - 200k
Plus other costs I can't remember (I didn't keep records).

I didn't keep records, but I know I have sent more than 10m to the supervisor since inception.

Gud records.
from your estimated records. I will put the cost of the main house only at 9m.
given the picture you have shown using my trained police eyes I can say that the floor area is coral 100m2.
then the cost of your house is about 90k per square meter.
this is commendebly assuming that all things are equal

a big koudos to your efforts, may the pride and joy you have given your mother be given you by your kids.

and that boy that want to change his x5 to x6, may your eyes regain sight to see what the lord can do,as to be a living testimony to gods goodness.

Properties › Re: Jarus CountryHome - A Journal by uhuns: 1:55pm On Oct 27, 2013

Jarus: I can't isolate those, but I know I have spent 10m plus, (cost of land inclusive).

The BQ isn't completed. I only rushed teh main building to be able to do sallah there.

But let me try:

Land - 200k for 2.5 plots bought in 2009(now going for 350k per plot today )
Foundation - 1m (the architect said it's German floor, and very high)
BQ (2 twin self-contains, with big sitting room) - now up to lintel level, but uncompleted - 2m
Main building (blocks, plastering, labour etc) - 2m
Roofing of main building - 1m (350k for woodwork, 620k for aluminium)
Fencing (plus shop and gatehouse) - not yet plastered - 700k
Sanitary materials (WC, cubicle, kitchen, toilet stuff etc) - bought in Lagos 250k, transported via train to Kwara 15k
Plumbering - 100k
Tiles - 500k
POP - 250k
Electrical works and materials, wiring materials plus work etc - about 450k
Gate - 100k
Painting - 200k
Plus other costs I can't remember (I didn't keep records).

I didn't keep records, but I know I have sent more than 10m to the supervisor since inception.

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Politics › Re: N32m Ransom Paid For Oronto Douglas’ Sister — MEND by uhuns: 11:24am On Oct 27, 2013

omenka: Welcome home bro. How was your trip to Mars??
A lot happened while u were away oo. New words found their way into the nigerian lexicon.

Shepopotamus (n)(singular): A female hippopotamus of the genus from the Niger Delta.

Shepo (short form).

Eg. The shepopotamus is an insatiable gourmand with an annual culinary budget of 1Billion naira.

very creative joke you made my sunday.

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