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A from primary to js3

14 characters more, as as how

Like if I get trillions or maybe quadrillions of dollars now?

Omo, Wetin I Dey find again?
I go stay Nigeria, no , I go relocate to Switzerland.

Nigeria no worth that kind money for me to stay😂😂😂

MrHandsome2013:
A civil servant that started working when Nigeria was booming in 1970s.

He Worked 12 years being single before getting married.
That 12 years he worked was useless.

He didn’t marry his wife properly. No wedding pic of them as husband and wife.
No house of his own, no property,
No car , nothing.
What did he do with those 12 years.

Is it the remaining 23 years remaining to serve or retire , he will achieve anything being married with responsibilities.

This my unfortunate dad never achieved anything throughout his 35 years of working.
He was busy blaming his wife for putting him in chronic debt,
Now I sat down and began to think that this man was already a failure before he got married.
Because you have use 1/3 of your 35 years as a single man yet no single achievement.

Some men don’t deserve to married.
My dad is an evil man seriously speaking,
He knew he was a devil that has failed and instead of him to go to one seminary school.

He choose to go one village to deceive one illiterate girl to marry so they will bring innocent kid to suffer untold suffering.
Is this not pure witch crafts

Nawa o
Shuuuu

Nawa for you bro

So laidislaidis you papa no do anything wey make sense to you? Is that what you are saying?

Thing is you won’t know the challenges your father faced o. Or do you think your father never envisioned himself to be in a better place?
Things happen to people, yes he worked as a civil servant but how much was he receiving? Was the money coming as it ought to? Did he have any family bukata that kept him broke? Reason some things and don’t hate on him, I’m sure he has done his best. If you think less, then you do your own and hope your child doesn’t spite you .

You are so unbelievable

She don use the thing, sotey the thing don spoil😂😂

Nawa

Yes o
Exactly

OP, I will advice you not to live with a woman o
Like you mentioned as well as others- women leave hair every nook and cranny , they won’t bother trashing the hairs.

Women bleed every month and yes, they stain every sheet or chair they sleep

Women will leave panties, dirty panties littered around in your bathroom

Women will turn your well tidied home into a trash yard

If you live with a woman, every day you go Dey vex or maybe feel irritated because your life will never remain the same.

DONT LIVE WITH A WOMAN

LIVE WITH A MAN

Men are the tidiest on earth, they don’t bleed= no stains
They don’t comb hair = no hair litters
They don’t wear panties= no dirty panties
They are so clean and tidy to stupor

Live WITH A MAN.

Nigeria

Any other country worse pass Nigeria??

So how should we help you now? How is it you needing help?
We should help you to ungay him or help you to be gay?

Obavoh:
I came back from work yesterday to see my Wife’s younger Sister in my house.

I was surprised because no one told me she was coming. I greeted and welcomed her.

I later called my Wife aside and asked her why she did not inform me that her sister was coming to pay us a visit. That was when she broke the news to me that the girl was 3 months pregnant and had to leave the village because of shame.

My Wife begged me and even called the girl to come and kneel and beg me to allow her stay until she puts to bed.
I was very angry at my wife for that.

I would love to help the girl but the problem is

1) My Father-in-law is not aware that his Daughter is pregnant. Only my Wife and Mother-in-law knows.

2) My Mother-in-law has not called to plead with me to let the Girl stay under my roof. My Wife asked me to call their mother to confirm but I think it should be the other way around.

3) I am currently managing a one room apartment with my Wife and 7 children. The place might not be conducive for a first time pregnant Girl. Feeding her is not a problem.

4) I am afraid I would be the one to pay her Medical bills, antenatal and all. When I asked my Wife she said her mother would pay but I don’t believe this judging from personal experience.

5) What if the girl suffers miscarriage or complications? God forbid. I might be held responsible.

Please advise me on what to do. My creator sees my heart that I would love to help but I am afraid. Should I let her stay or send her away?
How do I do this without losing the respect of my Wife and Mother-in-law. What is the best way to help the Girl?

Hol up

Hol up

You have 7 kids
Omo!


Well, I think your father in law needs to know o because if he finds out he won’t like it ooo. My 2 cent

And take your wife or yourself for family planning.

tunapawizzy:
yyou people are raising weak children in the name of she is just emotional
If we talk too much now, they will say we were not raised with love.

Raising weak children?
How?
Because she cried over the gift she received?

Hiaaaaa

So the expression’ tears of joy’ na Wetin?
Oh, don’t you know people express excitement in different ways? How is this about being weak?

You expected her to bone face?

Smartcitizen:
Be a good policeman una no go gree, now see the result.

You come out, you attack people and intimidate young people and you think it will be well with you and your family?

Na lie..... Karma is waiting.

You know this man one on one?

Cos this your generalisation no be here o
What if he is not a bad policeman?
Or you think ALL police officers are bad?

abc115:
This Picture Shows Power is Transient

God Bless President Bola Tinubu
God Bless Federal Republic of Nigeria

God bless kwa? For what ?

Y’all be funny sometimes

I agree
We gen Zs no like to dey static

Bwoda bwoda
You push barrow ke for Uk as per iron condemn picker Abi dustbin picker

You for hawk too for the street, no be only barrow

All the polithiefians have kpai

DeeScan:
Na pesin wey sponse your BBL go get am na


😂😂😂😂

back to square 1

I tell you say I want BBL?

Brother zukwanike oo…. Leave me na

DeeScan:
and its doing me to get you one

..

A little big nyansh will do you some good esp for me .. 🤭🤭🤭🤭

For you? As as how
No go Dey useless yourself for here o
For you as how? I want you? See me see Wahala o
E say especially for me….. 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Ewu

DeeScan:
Eyahhh .. sorry ..

I really feel for you

😂😂😂😂

See this one with his flaccid 2inches thing, no go sit down

DeeScan:
Loneliness naa ... We know as e dey be for youkay na .

Believe those shyt at your own peril
So, you think those write ups ought to be generalised?

DeeScan:
You fit wear butt pad dey scope men na

Na so I wan Dey desperate?
Because of prick or Wetin?

DeeScan:
If you tell me your nyash no big ..


Nah once I go believe ooo

E Dey hide?

SMH


Mtcheeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwweeee

BeardedMeat:
Why are Yorubas insecure?

Tufiakwa!

Na spirit of fear
No blame them
They fear the unknown too much

helinues:
You said you want Biafra, okay, start developing your region in preparation for relocation, but what we have been seeing is the opposite.

When no be Mario

They want Biafra, so why don’t they have it? Is it by developing the region that Biafra will happen?
Tell your people or the govt to give them the Biafra na.

How far

Wagwan( the spelling? I dunno)

Wasup

How you Dey

Mallam ( I use this with my bro)

Hey love ☺️😉

If you no wan believe na your headache

Una go cry blood
🩸
Cry more
The x comment just Dey muzz me, like e Dey make me laugh

Let Yorubas buy Igbo lands naaa, Abi they don’t like to mingle and dominate?

Stressing over vanity
Die and carry the land to hell na( cos none of yall going to heaven😂😂)

Ololooooo

The effect of VDM don make pastor change scripture😂😂😂😂

He does not want to be dragged


VDM drag am ooooo

* me sipping on water and reading through the thread with my flat nyash*