₦airaland Forum

I no understand? people dey cry about the pipeline explosion and this again?

Who get strenght to fight for a woman

it was even good that she broke up with you earlier than later. babe probably found one rich bobo and broke up with you sharply.
move on bro and let the next person come in or you join the red pillers.
Meanwhile, l'm sure you have a bro that has been begging you for crumb since, but you chose to ignore him and give it to the one you are calling an ingrate now. it's high time you empower that bro by giving him that job.

poiZon:
When my dick fail to rise after seeing a naked babe. So embarassing...
How can he not kick atleast to show say thr is cwonekt

Hahaha i swear it was dam embarrasing

Seriously, i'm not understanding this? Would the man call his unborn son brother in law? How would his son call his father in law wife's unborn child uncle?
Remember the man's late wife. The unborn child would call her sister. Crazy family right.
Pls try to understand the sarcasm in the write up.

can someone pls send me bet9ja link mine isn't opening

[quote author=ambassadorgozie post=85883443]my hand touched her shoulder she started shouting continuously that I want to rape her.
@op i believe you.
I've faced almost same situation but in a different setting. In this case the lady and i have been friends, and we have'nt seen for a while. I made to hug her and she pushed me away stating that she doesn't do such things in public. It was so embarrasing that i have to leave that place at that very moment.
She later called to apologies saying that i should postponed it and hug her in a secret place. And i was like what the heck! Right there and then i decided to teach the lady a bitter lesson.
Note: i wasn't even attracted to her sexually.

OkCornel:
Still looking for the prophecies in the OP.

Seems predictions and declarations are now mistaken for “prophecies”

Anyways, lemme follow their regular format.

“As long as the Lord liveth, tomorrow there shall be sunshine, but Nigerians should pray against rainfall”

If you don’t see the above as a “prophecy”, but still go ahead to believe charlatans using the same format on you...then the joke is on you.

Hahaha... You na funny dude

Hmmm..... That woman wants out of the relationship cuz she ave gotten what she wanted. The child is her settlement bro.
Aunty wan go back to her former dude, wey dey yankee.
Didn't you notice any sign from her to suggest that she wants out from the marriage, before she found the comment that gives her a good reason to divorce you?

I'm still wondering what happened to the apga candidate?

How much again did they say the phone is worth?

Wetin the tire me most, na the number of churches wey full am.
If i were opportune to hold key position (state governor), I would tax churches. The amount of filt in the system is too much.

This guy might be right. I do get these smiles and compliments from married and sometimes pregnant ladies. I don't know what they see in me? But there is this married lady, that do come to my house (family house) in the guise of seeing my mum or sister, last last na she and me go end up discussing late in the night.
despite my trying to avoid them cuz i don't do married ladies.

chriskosherbal:
Indeed the heart of a man is desperately deep and wicked.

Lolzzz... 'The heart of a woman'! I suppose that's what you mean. That woman no try at al.l

hisgrace090:
Its almost 13 days in anambra state without power.


It seems Lagos is the best distribution company around.

when i tell you people that eedc and their owners, together with their staffs are criminals. you won't believe. how can someone pay exobitant bills, yet no light?
the thing is even worse in abia.