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Education › Uniboko Aptitude Test by umehmj(op): 8:33pm On Sep 30, 2015
This is to inform the general public that the post UTME forms of Bokoharam University (UNIBOKO) is out..
Candidates who choose the university as their 1st, 2nd, 3rd and 4th choice and even those who didn't choose it in their jamb but scored above 100 in jamb, are thereby requested to apply online at www.bokoharamun iversity.edu.ng .for the pume fitness screening form for N250:00k.
we offer Professional Courses such as:.
-CONTINENTAL BOMBINISM
-AMMUNITIONS MANAGEMENT
-BOKOACCOUNTING
-BOMB FOOTBALL
-BOMB TRANSPORTATION MANAGEMENT
-TERROR-ASTRONOMY
-BIOLOGICAL WEAPON SCIENCE
-BOMB AND NUCLEAR WEAPON SCIENCE
-APPLIED TERORISM
-AERONAUTICS AND MINESTONE SCIENCE
-HISTORY AND PHILOSOPHY OF TERRORISTS
-BOKOLINGUISTICS
-BOKOGEOGRAPHY AND BOKOCARTOGRAPHY
-BOKOSTATISTICS
-BOKOCOMPUTER SCIENCE
-BOKOMEDCINE AND SURGERY(BMBBS)
P-utme screening date : September till
december2015..
Note all postgraduate students for msc and phd must be present to help supervise the
undergraduates
Goodnews: The vc has promised to send the best pume candidate to russia and Pakistan for 30yrs terrorism
studies
Time: Anytime
Venue: Sambissa forest.
NB: Part time courses are available
Mohammed Sharkaur, Registrar..
Please share the info to eveerybody
Health › Re: I'm Too Thin!!!what Can I Do To Gain More Weight? by umehmj(m): 3:32pm On Sep 29, 2015
kestolove95:
I like thin people...dia tin dey long
very true, im thin with a 7.8inck cock. what i did though was hit the gym plus eat plenty protein plus veggies. my upper body section is already set, now working on my thighs to get my perfect X shape. just do this and you will be grateful to Gawd you are slim.
Agriculture › Re: Any Cheap Land In The South East For Farming? by umehmj(m): 3:25pm On Sep 29, 2015
ebonyi has not only the cheapest but best arable land plus cheaper labour . i can hook you up if you want to
Politics › Re: Nigerian Foreign Reserves In Steady Decline by umehmj(m): 3:17pm On Sep 29, 2015
meanwhile somewhere in Anambra one woman is experiencing a hard time pronouncing parallelogram.
Politics › Re: 16 Ebonyi Top Officials Lose Sept Salaries For Lateness by umehmj(m): 7:47pm On Sep 28, 2015
shawnpepe:
cool buh where will d fund go to? his pocket?
guy you get spiritual eyes wey dem take dey see meat wey dey inside pot. others no dey see am from your angle..... abeg wia the money go enter?
Literature › Re: Giving Away Free Ebooks Of World Famous Authors by umehmj(m): 9:49pm On Sep 27, 2015
i need it, please. umehmj@gmail. com
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Newcastle United Vs Chelsea (2 - 2) On 26th September 2015 by umehmj(m): 7:06pm On Sep 26, 2015
IamLEGEND1:
diz one na ancient knowledge na....
#WillTheRealAlexisStepForwardPlease....
here i am sir! the real Sanchez sneh
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Newcastle United Vs Chelsea (2 - 2) On 26th September 2015 by umehmj(m): 6:56pm On Sep 26, 2015
Chelsea sneh. una how market sneh? new failure specialists sneh. i still rep gunners sneh......sipping my hetch two ess oh four sneh
Career › Radio Presentation Training by umehmj(op): 5:21pm On Sep 26, 2015
please fellow nairalanders. i have a passion for radio presenting, problem is my talent needs to be honed. so im asking: is there anywhere in the southeast Nigeria where one can take up a training program?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Leicester Vs Arsenal (2 - 5) On 26th September 2015 by umehmj(m): 5:05pm On Sep 26, 2015
echobee:
story story tongue
super story sneh
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Leicester Vs Arsenal (2 - 5) On 26th September 2015 by umehmj(m): 5:03pm On Sep 26, 2015
anytexy:
You say? I no hear you well.
what did you say sneh?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Leicester Vs Arsenal (2 - 5) On 26th September 2015 by umehmj(m): 4:45pm On Sep 26, 2015
now leicester are being 4-1'd :Pnow leicester are being 4-1'd
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Leicester Vs Arsenal (2 - 5) On 26th September 2015 by umehmj(m): 4:42pm On Sep 26, 2015
Dear man city fans sneh... Una go chop meat today ? sneh *rotfl*



To be 4 - 1'd, is to be forearmed sneh



But all the players play now? Sneh *rotfl*


Eleyi Gidi gan! Sneh. Haha feeling Good this holiday is made in dubai sneh. Best holiday so far sneh take heart sneh =') *ROTFL* gunners still leading sneh.
Romance › Re: Met His Fiancee A Virgin But Got Deflowered By Another Guy by umehmj(m): 8:38am On Sep 26, 2015
don't be surprised this guy that deflowered your guy's babe will be one nonsense guy. things like this are red flags in relationships. my advice: forgive and forget. forgive yourself for ever falling for a heartless cheat and forget she ever existed. red flags are time bomb, it's only a matter of time before they detonate. studies have shown it's easier to stay without sex when one is still a virgin than when one has tasted the forbidden fruit. now ask yourself. If this babe fit cheat when she still be virgin, how much more when she don taste the sweet cucumber?
TV/Movies › Re: What Series Are You Watching And Who Is Your Favorite Character? by umehmj(m): 1:09am On Sep 26, 2015
yori:
If u want I can give u some better new series...heard of Fargo? Sons of anarchy? I'm sure u know breaking bad (best series ever)....sense 8 (that you will love), the brink ( u go laugh tire), survivor's remorse (wayy better than empire), now I'm currently watch Mr Robot (I must say, that's seriously contending with breaking bad)...not forgetting our epic True Blood (lol) and outlander (which is wayy better than game of thrones- proper overstated that show)...if u want more, hook me up for downloads lol
from which site do you get your movies bro?
TV/Movies › Re: What Series Are You Watching And Who Is Your Favorite Character? by umehmj(m): 12:52am On Sep 26, 2015
Chanzy1:
Suitshuh Season 7huh Men which planet are you watching fromhuh Days of future past?
planet mars lol. in what season are you by the way?
TV/Movies › Re: What Series Are You Watching And Who Is Your Favorite Character? by umehmj(m): 11:19pm On Sep 25, 2015
Sheikwonder:
No,but I heard it's crazy.....Is it similar to the Hannibal Lecter character from "Silence Of The Lambs"?
haven't seen silence of the lambs. sorry
TV/Movies › Re: What Series Are You Watching And Who Is Your Favorite Character? by umehmj(m): 11:01pm On Sep 25, 2015
Sheikwonder:
Your head is there....But if you love Mentalist,you'd like "Elementary" and "Sherlock". Two wonderful tv series......try them and thank me later...
yea elementary is fabulous. have you seen Hannibal? nice but weird
TV/Movies › Re: What Series Are You Watching And Who Is Your Favorite Character? by umehmj(m): 10:59pm On Sep 25, 2015
OrlandoOwoh:
Strike Back 5. I can't pick which between Damien Scott and Michael Stonebridge as my favourite. Julia Richmond is dead.
Michael is my man anytime. is the season 5 complete?
TV/Movies › Re: What Series Are You Watching And Who Is Your Favorite Character? by umehmj(m): 10:58pm On Sep 25, 2015
Manuelson:
the mentalist - patrick Jane
suits - harvey spectre
suits lol....let's litt it up lol. i love harvey. i stopped @ season 7. mentalist is cool too though i stopped @ 2
TV/Movies › Re: What Series Are You Watching And Who Is Your Favorite Character? by umehmj(m): 10:58pm On Sep 25, 2015
Manuelson:
the mentalist - patrick Jane suits - harvey spectre
suits lol....let's litt it up lol. i love harvey. i stopped @ season 7.
Celebrities › Re: Throwback: Denrele Rocks Suit Without Braids, Hit Or Miss? (Photo) by umehmj(m): 10:12pm On Sep 25, 2015
mirabeldesmond:
ok .mr lecturer. u must be just like him
you know i was just like you while growing up. i was so judgmental. But as time goes on, i see myself making choices and mistakes i was was quick to condemn other people for. That was when i realized it's just unfair to judge others if we haven't walked a mile in their shoes. even Christ won't judge us until the end of days. so dear i am not like him but i won't judge him either, or brand him as "irresponsible" when i haven't even met him. even if I've met him and know his personality. what right do i have to judge or condemn him?
Celebrities › Re: Throwback: Denrele Rocks Suit Without Braids, Hit Or Miss? (Photo) by umehmj(m): 8:54pm On Sep 25, 2015
mirabeldesmond:
grin observing. but dis guy looks better and responsible here even though he's not.
what made him irresponsible? and please define "responsible". while you are trying to define responsible lemme quickly remind you that his "irresponsible" personality is fetching him crazy money.
Romance › Re: Good Guys Are Boring. Do You Agree? by umehmj(m): 11:35pm On Sep 24, 2015
I can be a good guy most times. other times i can be the badt guy, it all depends on my mood. But one thing im not is that guy that smacks women
Literature › Re: My Landlady,her Daughters And A Tenant by umehmj(m): 11:21pm On Sep 24, 2015
i hope you didn't do what im guessing?
Agriculture › Re: Any Idea Of Where I Can Source For Ogbono And Crayfish @very Cheaper Rate by umehmj(m): 11:15pm On Sep 24, 2015
betcindy:
like how much can i get a custard bucket full of ogbono there and which market pls
regards
betcindy:
like how much can i get a custard bucket full of ogbono there and which market pls
regards
call this guy 0803 943 2737. Ndu life is his name. he is a major distributor there, he will answer all your questions
Agriculture › Re: Any Idea Of Where I Can Source For Ogbono And Crayfish @very Cheaper Rate by umehmj(m): 3:41pm On Sep 24, 2015
you can buy ogbono from abakaliki. crayfish Can be bought at sand sand mkt warri though it's cheaper in akwaibom
Webmasters › Re: GENESIS FRAMEWORK+THEMES, WORDPRESS/WEB DEVELOPMENT VIDEO TRAINING & SOFTWARES by umehmj(m): 1:39am On Sep 23, 2015
dayoungmoney1:
I have sent the softwares to people in asaba, ondo etc. This is for real bro. But if you have doubts I can send it to you based on C.O.D no qualms.
would prefer we do it based on COD. Drop your number so i can contact you. oshe!

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