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Health › Nigerian Professor Produces Drug That Cures HIV AIDS In 2 Months by umehmj(op): 10:49am On Oct 16, 2015
Nigerian Professor Produces Antivirt, An Anti Viral Drug For Treating HIV AIDS. Despite doubts in some quarters about the authenticity of his claims, Professor Maduike Ezeibe of Michael Okpara University of Agriculture Umudike (MOUAU), Abia State, has insisted that his recent therapy for the dreaded HIV and AIDS is real and effective. The discovery of the therapy, Ezeibe said, was a major scientific breakthrough in the search for a cure to the global pandemic. He said after 19 years of hard work, he was able to discover the therapy and his research was eventually published in the British Journal of Medicine & Medical Research. The Professor of Veterinary Medicine, who obtained his first degree in same discipline at the University of Nigeria Nsukka in 1986, Masters in Ruminant Medicine, and doctorate degree in Canine Medicine all in UNN, said he moved to MOUAU on leave of absence. Speaking with Southern City News in his office, he said his research into the therapy known as ‘Antivirt’ (Anti-Viral Therapy), dated back to 1994 when he took the challenge to be part of the global solution to the HIV/AIDS scourge ravaging humanity. Ezeibe said his work had been published by the American-based medical journal known as The Health. He said he decided to publish his research work on the therapy so as to prove anyone who would doubt that a black man could develop HIV/AIDS cure, wrong. He boasted that the experiment remained authentic and verifiable in any part of the world. According to him, two essential minerals – aluminum silicate (kaolin) and magnesium silicate, used in the production of the therapy, have large deposits in Umuahia and parts of Abia State. This, he said, would make the therapy cheaper and more affordable than the old anti-retroviral therapy. He added that the therapy would take an average of two to three months to cure HIV/AIDS patient.

Nairaland General › My Encounter With An Edo Witch by umehmj(op): 8:57am On Oct 16, 2015
before now i have heard stories of how witchcraft is openly practiced in edo state of Nigeria but i never believed those tales. this is because such things are kept secret from the east where i come from, and also, any body suspected to be practicing witchcraft is treated with scorn and avoided like a plaque. i had a friend from edo state while in school who also collaborated these stories of witches when my curious mouth asked him but still i didn't believe him. deep down in me i know there is an element of truth in it but the realist side of me won't buy that, just like when they say there is a voodoo practice in kogi where one's physical body will be buried six feet below, only for that same person to come out from another room; not as a spirit but the same human, only difference now is that body can't be killed unless the buried version is exhumed and killed. jazz dey o, hmm. i go still confirm am sha.

back to my story. last month i had an opportunity to travel to edo state. i went to visit my cousin bro at ekpoma, tired of staying at home while waiting for service and again, he has been disturbing me for too long to come visit him. so i thought that's a perfect time to go see my cousin plus finally get to confirm my curiosity or lay it to rest if it turns out worse. everything looked normal in ekpoma, just like every other town in Nigeria but i was on a look out for those witches. first day was cool, followed my cousin to his place of hustle, came back, ate and slept good. no sign of witches. two days, three days, now almost a week and everything is cool. I said it! it is just tales, nothing like open witchcraft here. i rebuffed those claims and took my mind off it. we had a great weekend and on Monday we continued our hustle. at about 2pm that Monday, i started feeling headache so i decided to go home and get some rest. the compound was quiet when i got home, i quietly opened our apartment and entered. i sat down on the sofa to cool down my head before i take a shower and probably get some drugs and soon i was dozing off.

I was half asleep, half awake when it happened. i thought i saw something pulling at the door handle. i opened my eyes and my good people what i saw can only be seen in Nollywood horror movies........

battery about to die. lemme charge please... will finish up my encounter when i get back online.
Literature › Early Morning Bliss by umehmj(op): 7:49pm On Oct 15, 2015
We slowly wake up together
You're rubbing at my breast
We share a kiss like lovers
Mouth sucking on my chest
I release a few soft moans
Your fingers enter my slit
I let out a few groans
Your fingers rub on my clit
I'm very wet down there
You open up my thighs
You're starting to prepare
I close my beautiful eyes
You tongue my pussy hole
Licking all around
Your tongue starts to roll
I'm making lots of sounds
Your tongue invades my box
I start to grind on your face
I see you pulling your cock
You start to pick up the pace
You enter my warm pocket
And Bleep me really fast
I love your big rocket
We're fucking at last
My legs are at your sides
And I'm on my back
My pussy is opened wide
Your hands are on my rack
I let out a very loud scream
While you Bleep my pussy flower
I'm coming feel my cream
As you Bleep me with lots of power
You growl and you come
And fall down on me
I loved our sexy fun
We're both filled with glee
TV/Movies › Re: What Series Are You Watching And Who Is Your Favorite Character? by umehmj(m): 2:18pm On Oct 15, 2015
two and half men.... mehn! all the characters are my favorite: Charlie Harper, Bertha, Jake Harper, rose, Alan harper a.k.a alimony lol
TV/Movies › Re: What Series Are You Watching And Who Is Your Favorite Character? by umehmj(m): 2:14pm On Oct 15, 2015
supernatural...... dean Winchester
TV/Movies › Re: What Series Are You Watching And Who Is Your Favorite Character? by umehmj(m): 2:13pm On Oct 15, 2015
duduade:
a thousand kisses from me to you... no homo.. looool.. the dude is just too wierd and funny...
hahahaha....let's litt it up dudes. i root for Harvey specter sha
Career › Re: TRAINING For-->hotels Staff,clique Models & Ushers,hostess,waiters And Waitress by umehmj(m): 12:55pm On Oct 15, 2015
SternandKay1:
IN LEKKI
aww! I'm in the east
Jokes Etc › Funny But Truthful Sayings by umehmj(op): 12:37pm On Oct 15, 2015
1)“No matter how person chop Belle-Full,
space go always dey for meat” -
Ibrahim Babangida, 1987.




2) Death is life's way of telling you that
you've been fired. Suicide is your way
to tell life, "you can't fire me, I Quit!"



3) Mum: I'm talking to you & you're
keeping quiet abi?
Me: But.....
Mum: Keep quiet! when I'm talking to U..




4) So Satan was all alone in the garden of
Eden with naked Eve and all he could
do was convince her to eat an apple?




5) I went to shoprite yesterday. A lady
was buying cucumber while I was
buying vaseline . Please tell me why we
are both wasting money.



6) If your Girlfriend is crazy about
you..Pray she never gets well..Cos if
she does, then another guy is giving
her tablets.




7) When trouble knocks and one says
there is no chair, what if it says it
brings it own seat.




cool Don't spend all of your money trying to
look like you have money. That's
Hustling backwards




9) This lady on my flight got a goodbye
kiss from her boo in PH and a welcome
back kiss from her fiancé in Abuja.
These women aint loyal.




10) A Bentley just bashed a Range Rover
SUV in Lekki. The two owners came
out, inspected the damage, exchanged
business cards and left




11) Whoever said technology will replace
paper, has definitely never tried to wipe
their ass with an Android device




12) Why is it that women find it difficult to
keep their mouths closed when putting
on their mascara?





13) Ruth & Esther made moves on d men
they married. The only women with
books in d Bible. Ladies try make a
move on a man today & thank me later





14) Girls be like "I miss u baby" and that
status be having like fifteen foolish
guys feeling special





15) Guys,don't just open the door for that
lady cos she's pretty and you want to
get in between her legs. Do it just cos
you're a good man.




16) Doing things for your man doesn't
make you inferior to him. Rather, it
makes you a good woman.




17) Being pretty doesn't keep a man,being
good barely keeps a man. The only
thing that keeps a man is a man that
wants to be kept.




18) Yoruba women won't cross road when
others are crossing..only to start
kneeling and begging u in d middle of
the road..Baba oko mi ejo o





19) If u gave her lollipop to lick and she
broke and chewed it instantly,my
brother,don't ever,I repeat EVER,ask her
for a Mouth Action




20) Nothing brings tears faster to my eyes
than a peeled groundnut that falls from
my hand.So painful.




21) Some people won't obey simple
instruction in church.Pastor will say
hold ur neighbor and pray,they will
start swinging ur hand.nawa





22) When a cheater says I won't cheat on
you again they really mean"I
slipped,next time you won't catch me"




23) Some guys unhook bras in less than
5secs,but take 55mins to open the
book of Hebrews.Continue,your koboko
is soaked in petrol in hellfire




24) Some girls will be screening guys dey
want to date as if its Nigerian idol,
don't worry u will start Gulder Ultimate
Search when you are 32.





25) TEACHER: Mention one expensive drug
you know.
STUDENT: Samsung galaxy tablet.




26) Wiz Khalifa And Rick Ross standing
next to each other look like the number
1O



27) You tattooed his name permanently on
your hand, he later broke your heart.
you are now looking for his namesake
up and down,you are finished




28) On the issue of cooking,I strongly
believe as a married couple u should
work as a team.The woman pounds the
yam,the man eats it.
Romance › I Think I Made The Greatest Mistake Of My Life by umehmj(op): 11:29am On Oct 15, 2015
i was faithful to a vow I made some years ago to remain celibate until after marriage. I made this decision after I got pregnant by my boyfriend who was 21 at the time and I was 19. We were both young and it was our first time dating. We started having unprotected sex after a few months into the relationship. I was naïve at the time not knowing the measures to take to avoid pregnancy. After a few months, I got pregnant. We were not ready to start a family because we were still in our first year at the university. We both decided to remove the pregnancy, at this time, the pregnancy was already more than two months. During the process, the pain I felt was the worst pain I have ever had. I prayed to God to deliver me out of this alive. And after it was done, I made a promise before leaving the hospital that I will remain celibate till after marriage. Well, I managed to keep to that promise until after I got married which I am regretting now. I met guys along the way who broke up with me after I refused to have sexual intercourse with them. Then I met my husband some years later, who respected my decision and even loved me more for it knowing how difficult it is to abstain from sex, especially when I have experienced it before. After my wedding night, obviously I couldn’t have sex with my husband because we were so fagged out after the wedding. My husband has always talked about how he prefers MouthAction but I didn’t pay so much attention whenever he talks about it. Not knowing he prefers it because he knows he cannot satisfy a woman in bed. My husband’s sexual organ is as small as my pinky finger. We hardly have sex now because, the first day we did it, I did not feel anything at all, and afterwards, it always feel like a waste of time. I am five years into the marriage and no issue. I am also regretting now because, if I had tested the waters before making this lifetime decision, I would have been able to avoid this. I tell those who wants to listen to make sure they try it even if it’s just once and then they can close their cookie jars afterwards. I know it is wrong but Sex is very very important in marriage. God who invented it knows the reason why he made it so. Now, I feel like cheating on my husband. I have my sexual desires, I need to feel like a woman but I do not get any of that from my husband. I do not know what to do at this moment. I am a true Christian and a married woman who is lost in her marriage. What do I do? Your honest opinion counts…

from esther.com.ng/eb-xclusive-i-think-i-made-the-greatest-mistake-of-my-life/
Crime › Re: Man Kills Bricklayer For Sleeping With His Wife by umehmj(m): 11:00am On Oct 15, 2015
Menace2Society:
RIP good bricklayer u died in active service to womanity
hahahahahahahaha.....i don die
Nairaland General › MTN No Strings by umehmj(op): 7:54am On Oct 15, 2015
Behind every mtn freebies, there must be an
attachment cost. But you can try this. Enjoy the
offer while it lasts.
MTN TO MTN FREE CALL AND DATA.
.
It's working on all sim card
==> *567*3*8#
50 naira will b deducted n u will b given free call
for 1 week, you will be given 9 minutes everyday
till the end of that week
.
.


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75 naira will be deducted and you will be given
free call for 1 week, you will be given 12/15
minutes everyday till the end of that week
.



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you will be given free call for 1 week, you will be
given 39 minutes everyday till the end of that
week.
.
.



==> *567*3*5*2#
200 naira will b deducted and you will be given
free call for 1 week, you will be given 2 hours
everyday till the end of that week
. .



==> *567*3*5*1#
This is for a day only, 40 naira will be deducted
and you will be given 2 hours for one day
.




==> *567*3*4*2#
250 naira and you will call unlimited for 1 week
.
.



==>
*567*3*4*1#
This one also is for one day 50 naira and call
unlimited for a day only
.
.



==> *567*3*16*2*1#
500 naira will be deducted and you will be given
500mb for 1 month.
Politics › Re: Babatunde Raji Fashola Trends On Twitter Worldwide by umehmj(m): 2:37pm On Oct 14, 2015
You can't take it away from him, the man is witty and sharp! most of you guys didn't notice how he diplomatically snaked around the question about the borehole and website. He didn't answer that question point blank. we all know there is no way a site can cost 70 something million and a borehole more than a hundred million, no matter the project benchmark or the terrain or even how many reviews it got. kudos to him though, good guys are bad guys that hasn't been caught and it takes a lot of brilliance to cover one's tracks.
Romance › Re: What Will You Do When You Found Out This? (pic) by umehmj(m): 3:11pm On Oct 13, 2015
roll up a paper * stick it in her mouth * lite it up * sit back and enjoy the drama
Romance › Re: Help!! I Hate That Am A Goodlooking Guy) by umehmj(m): 3:07pm On Oct 13, 2015
youmour:
Lmao me too bro,i hardly ever talk because its embarrassing,people think i am younger than my age...wtf
lmao
Romance › Re: Help!! I Hate That Am A Goodlooking Guy) by umehmj(m): 2:22pm On Oct 13, 2015
youmour:
Lol,wtf grin
Maybe people avoid being with you because you act too feminine,toughen up bruh.lift weights,grow a beard and walk like a pitbull and not a poodle.



It worked for me,now im a rugged looking yet manly hunk of many talents
worked for me too but my voice is tiny still. anyone that mocks my voice will get a serious beat down
Romance › Re: Help!! I Hate That Am A Goodlooking Guy) by umehmj(m): 2:17pm On Oct 13, 2015
the guy i see @ your signature looks cool but not frigging handsome to command such hate. which part of anambra is that again? sorry
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Call Center Job by umehmj(m): 12:27pm On Oct 13, 2015
debbie:
Abeg dont ask me questions...i only got this info from a friend.
If you think you want to apply please go ahead.Else skip it.
Watch out as i keep them rolling in.
Cheers

I forgot to mention this.I AM NOT A RECRUITER,NEITHER DO I GIVE JOBS....I AM RENDERING MY SERVICE TO THOSE SEEKING FOR A JOB. cheesy
bless you sweet sister. will forward my sister's cv. you just got me as your latest follower. have a great day
Culture › Re: How To Identify An Igbo Man In Nigeria by umehmj(m): 12:18pm On Oct 13, 2015
laravalentine:
People always wonder how you know a person is Igbo, Yoruba or Hausa in Nigeria..But here are some tips on how to recognize an Igbo Man...

Watch this hilarious video ...


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SHv4iyB4MnA
hia! nne eh, there is no penned down way one can identify us. we are the most dynamic set of people ever.
Jokes Etc › Re: Final Notice To Ibadan People by umehmj(op): 11:03pm On Oct 11, 2015
again! it is "taxi", not 'tai-si'. take note
Jokes Etc › Final Notice To Ibadan People by umehmj(op): 10:06pm On Oct 11, 2015
i have sounded this warning before and im doing it again. Ibadan people, please it's not Sun Tisu
but Sean Tizzle.He's not Chinese for God's sake
Technology Market › Solar Power Inatallation by umehmj(op): 6:21pm On Oct 11, 2015
fellow nairalanders, I'm in dire need of any reputable firm in the southeast that teaches solar power construction and installation.
Literature › Re: Love Diary Of A Shy Guy by umehmj(op): 5:56pm On Oct 11, 2015
SkinnyDude:
op, point of correction. it is OBI not OBU
noted bro. we call it obu in awka dialect
Literature › Re: Love Diary Of A Shy Guy by umehmj(op): 5:55pm On Oct 11, 2015
Horlardorjah:
Oh boy, this is so interesting. Thumbs up
thanks buddy

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