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kekakuz:
Omg She just refused me sex It's horrible After kissing and stuff. It's horrible

*in Bishop umoh's voice * you never chi chom chin.

EgusiSoup:
Please who knows how much can I get a China phone that have Bluetooth

the one im using now is nokla (guess they are mimicking Nokia ) and i bought it for 1000. its Bluetooth automatically turns on when a Chinese man passes by.

well dead men don't count..dude probably in Valhalla now, chilling

yea, serious ladies
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couldn't help but forward this post for the moral lessons it holds,especially the third piece of advice 3 Pieces of Advice vs 20 Years of Salary" A very poor newly wedded, young couple lived in a small farm. One day the husband made the following proposal to his wife: - Honey, I will leave the house: I will travel faraway, get a job and work hard in order to come back and give you the comfortable life that you deserve. I do not know how long I will stay away, I only ask one thing, please wait for me, and while I am away, you should be faithful to me, because I will be faithful to you. So the young man left. He walked many days until he found a farmer who was in need of someone to help him. The young man offered his services. He was accepted. Therefore he discussed the terms with his boss: - Let me work for as long as I want and when I think I should go home, please relieve me of my duties. I do not want to receive my salary. I ask you to save it for me, until the day I leave. The day I decide to go, please give me the money and I will go my way. They agreed on that. So, the young man worked for twenty years without holiday and without rest. After twenty years, he came to his boss and said: - Boss, I want my money, because I am returning to my home. The boss replied: - All right, after all, I made a deal with you and I will stick to it. However, before you go I want to offer you something new: I will give you all your money and send you away; or I will give you 3 pieces of advice and send you away. If I give you the money, I do not give you the 3 pieces of advice. And if I give you the 3 pieces of advice, I will not give you the money. Now, go to your room and think about your answer. He thought for two days. Then he went to the boss and told him: - I want the 3 pieces of advice. The boss stressed again: - If I give you the 3 pieces of advice, I will not give you the money. And the man replied: - I want the 3 pieces of advice. The boss then told him: - No. 1: Never take shortcuts in your life, shorter and unknown paths can cost your life. - No. 2: Never be too curious, for curiosity towards evil can be deadly. - No. 3: Never make decisions in moments of anger or pain, because when you repent, it could be too late. After giving these 3 pieces of advice, the boss said to him: - Here, you have 3 loaves of bread, 2 are for you to eat during the journey and the last is for you to eat with your wife when you get home. So, the man went his way, after twenty years away from home and from his wife, whom he loved so much. After the first day of travel, he found a man who greeted him and asked: - Where are you going? He replied: - To a distant place which is about 20 days away if I continue walking. The man said to him: - Ol' boy, this path is too long! I know a shortcut that is very safe and you will arrive in 5 days only. The man began to follow the path suggested until he remembered the first piece of advice. Then, he returned and followed the long path. Days later he learned that the shortcut led to an ambush. After a few more days of travel, he found an inn by the roadside, where he could rest. He paid for a room and after taking a bath he lay down to sleep. During the night he woke up as he heard a terrifying scream. He rose to his feet and went to the door to check what happened. As he was opening the door, he remembered the second piece of advice. Therefore he returned, lay down again and slept. At dawn, after breakfast, the owner of the lodging asked him if he had not heard the scream at night. He affirmed that he heard. Then, the host said: - Were you not curious to see what happened? And he replied: - No, I was not. Then the host said: - You are the first guest to leave this inn alive. My neighbour is completely crazy. He usually shouts at night to call someone’s attention. When some of the guests come out, he kills them and buries their bodies in the backyard. The man continued his long journey, eager to arrive soon. After many days and nights walking, he was very tired, but he finally saw his house far away. It was night. He saw some light coming out of the window of his house and was able to see the silhouette of his wife. But he also saw that she was not alone. He came closer and saw there was a man with her. She softly caressed his hair. When he saw that scene, his heart was filled with hatred and bitterness. He decided to rush at and kill them both mercilessly. However, he took a deep breath and he remembered the third piece of advice. Then he stopped, reflected and decided to sleep outside that night. He slept in the midst of the bushes, determined to make a decision the next day. At dawn, he was calmer and thought: - I will not kill my wife and her lover. I am going back to my boss to ask him to take me back. But before I go, I want to tell my wife that I have always been faithful to her. He went to the front door and knocked. When his wife opened the door and recognized him, she cried and embraced him warmly. He tried to push her away, but he was not able. Then, with tears in his eyes he told her: - I was faithful to you but you betrayed me. She was shocked, so she replied: - How did I betray you? I have never betrayed you. I waited patiently for you for twenty good years. Then he asked: - How about the man that you were caressing yesterday? And she said: - That man is your son. When you left, I discovered I was pregnant. Today he is twenty years old. Hearing that, the man asked her forgiveness. He met and hugged his son. Then he told them all the things he had experienced while away. Meanwhile, his wife prepared some coffee for them to eat together, the last bread given by his boss. After a prayer of thanksgiving, he broke the bread. When he looked at it, he found all his money inside. In fact, there was even more than the right payment for his twenty years of dedication and hard work. Friends, our God is like this boss. When he asks us to make a sacrifice, he wants to give us more than what we give Him. He wants us to have His unique wisdom as well as the material blessings.couldn't help but forward this post for the moral lessons it holds,especially the third piece of advice 3 Pieces of Advice vs 20 Years of Salary" A very poor newly wedded, young couple lived in a small farm. One day the husband made the following proposal to his wife: - Honey, I will leave the house: I will travel faraway, get a job and work hard in order to come back and give you the comfortable life that you deserve. I do not know how long I will stay away, I only ask one thing, please wait for me, and while I am away, you should be faithful to me, because I will be faithful to you. So the young man left. He walked many days until he found a farmer who was in need of someone to help him. The young man offered his services. He was accepted. Therefore he discussed the terms with his boss: - Let me work for as long as I want and when I think I should go home, please relieve me of my duties. I do not want to receive my salary. I ask you to save it for me, until the day I leave. The day I decide to go, please give me the money and I will go my way. They agreed on that. So, the young man worked for twenty years without holiday and without rest. After twenty years, he came to his boss and said: - Boss, I want my money, because I am returning to my home. The boss replied: - All right, after all, I made a deal with you and I will stick to it. However, before you go I want to offer you something new: I will give you all your money and send you away; or I will give you 3 pieces of advice and send you away. If I give you the money, I do not give you the 3 pieces of advice. And if I give you the 3 pieces of advice, I will not give you the money. Now, go to your room and think about your answer. He thought for two days. Then he went to the boss and told him: - I want the 3 pieces of advice. The boss stressed again: - If I give you the 3 pieces of advice, I will not give you the money. And the man replied: - I want the 3 pieces of advice. The boss then told him: - No. 1: Never take shortcuts in your life, shorter and unknown paths can cost your life. - No. 2: Never be too curious, for curiosity towards evil can be deadly. - No. 3: Never make decisions in moments of anger or pain, because when you repent, it could be too late. After giving these 3 pieces of advice, the boss said to him: - Here, you have 3 loaves of bread, 2 are for you to eat during the journey and the last is for you to eat with your wife when you get home. So, the man went his way, after twenty years away from home and from his wife, whom he loved so much. After the first day of travel, he found a man who greeted him and asked: - Where are you going? He replied: - To a distant place which is about 20 days away if I continue walking. The man said to him: - Ol' boy, this path is too long! I know a shortcut that is very safe and you will arrive in 5 days only. The man began to follow the path suggested until he remembered the first piece of advice. Then, he returned and followed the long path. Days later he learned that the shortcut led to an ambush. After a few more days of travel, he found an inn by the roadside, where he could rest. He paid for a room and after taking a bath he lay down to sleep. During the night he woke up as he heard a terrifying scream. He rose to his feet and went to the door to check what happened. As he was opening the door, he remembered the second piece of advice. Therefore he returned, lay down again and slept. At dawn, after breakfast, the owner of the lodging asked him if he had not heard the scream at night. He affirmed that he heard. Then, the host said: - Were you not curious to see what happened? And he replied: - No, I was not. Then the host said: - You are the first guest to leave this inn alive. My neighbour is completely crazy. He usually shouts at night to call someone’s attention. When some of the guests come out, he kills them and buries their bodies in the backyard. The man continued his long journey, eager to arrive soon. After many days and nights walking, he was very tired, but he finally saw his house far away. It was night. He saw some light coming out of the window of his house and was able to see the silhouette of his wife. But he also saw that she was not alone. He came closer and saw there was a man with her. She softly caressed his hair. When he saw that scene, his heart was filled with hatred and bitterness. He decided to rush at and kill them both mercilessly. However, he took a deep breath and he remembered the third piece of advice. Then he stopped, reflected and decided to sleep outside that night. He slept in the midst of the bushes, determined to make a decision the next day. At dawn, he was calmer and thought: - I will not kill my wife and her lover. I am going back to my boss to ask him to take me back. But before I go, I want to tell my wife that I have always been faithful to her. He went to the front door and knocked. When his wife opened the door and recognized him, she cried and embraced him warmly. He tried to push her away, but he was not able. Then, with tears in his eyes he told her: - I was faithful to you but you betrayed me. She was shocked, so she replied: - How did I betray you? I have never betrayed you. I waited patiently for you for twenty good years. Then he asked: - How about the man that you were caressing yesterday? And she said: - That man is your son. When you left, I discovered I was pregnant. Today he is twenty years old. Hearing that, the man asked her forgiveness. He met and hugged his son. Then he told them all the things he had experienced while away. Meanwhile, his wife prepared some coffee for them to eat together, the last bread given by his boss. After a prayer of thanksgiving, he broke the bread. When he looked at it, he found all his money inside. In fact, there was even more than the right payment for his twenty years of dedication and hard work. Friends, our God is like this boss. When he asks us to make a sacrifice, he wants to give us more than what we give Him. He wants us to have His unique wisdom as well as the material blessings.

payment before or on delivery?

yongnoble:
Are you kidding me?
Calabar - Katsina is 1274Km and not 260km.
http://www..com/ng/places-in-nigeria/24539-kilometer-chart-between-major-cities-in-nigeria.html
Every little thing is an avenue for propaganda and lies. SMH

It's kastina-ala, a town in benue state, not the katsina state. again you people shouting sai baba, lemme bring to your notice that the road project is not federal government sponsored, but by the cross river state government

girls love my mala.

Graciia:
If you’ve ever seen a po’rn video in your entire life, then you know what we are talking about. It seems that no matter what the person is doing, the girl is basically screaming. And you know what? Men LOVE it… and women know that. There are specific reasons why women are so vocal about their pleasure. Even if they don’t mean to, they are making all sorts of noises for many different reasons. Some are on purpose, while others are completely accidental. Either way, you’re probably wondering why there is so much noise going on and what they mean.

Read more at: http://www.wegist.com/2015/10/guys-here-are-9-reasons-why-women-moan.html

gracia do you moan?

vizkiz:
dehm nigga! Your inlaw is straight outta the hood!

you bet

Idydarling:
find a way to calmly let ur sister know

can't seem to find a way. never been this confused all my life

SirLegal:
My bro, calm ur nerves. For your sister's sake don't overreact.


His type are many. Ur concerns should be that let him not contact any STD's and transmit to his wife(ur sis).

That's what im worried about. stds and the rest

tankio! onward migration to my okpekes dorm for onward jamming of her opiotus!

as im typing this im boiling on the inside. seriously contemplating giving this douche bag sitted opposite me they call my inlaw a serious beat down.

came to Asaba in the morning to see my douchy in-law that came back from his work post in warri and also my elder sister who just put to bed..i went with him to agbor to see his friends and we are still there now at one joint like that. five minutes ago he gave me his phone to update his whatsapp. since mine is updated i decided to send to him via flash share. i finished updating and messages began to troop in. normally i shouldn't look into his messages but i can't help but notice messages like 'hi sweet ', 'my love ' and i know it's not my sister cos she is too laid back and not tech savy and not the Facebook whatsapp type. so i opened the messages! my in-law is a serial womanizer. not one, not two, but he keeps scores of girls. what bothers me the most is one miss Otuya on his list claiming to not have seen her cycle, meaning he doesn't use protection. How do i protect my sister? should i tell her? how do i just handle this problem? i need advice ASAP. seriously thinking of smacking his jaw

"i urge all the Yoruba living in Nigeria outside of the Yoruba geographical zones to find their way back home as soon as possible. It would be difficult to simultaneously defend our homeland and protect our nationals living outside our geography.” -Professor Adeniran Adeboye, Chairman Oodua Foundation (April 29, 2014) The menace of Boko Haram has been persistent. It has become a festering cancer, a terminal disease that obviously has no cure. It is fast encapsulating the landscape like an infuriated tsunami intent on swallowing its hapless victims, ignoring all supplications. Boko Haram is now intractable for the government of Nigeria. Like a wind from which no tree could salvage no refuge, all strata of the Nigerian society are being physically and psychologically impacted either directly or indirectly, while the entity called Nigeria is being shredded at a lightening pace. I am not the President of the Yoruba Nation. Neither am I the official spokesperson of the Yoruba Nation. But I am a proud Yoruba son and confident that I am speaking the minds of the real Yoruba Leaders and expressing the aspirations of the overwhelming majority of Yoruba fathers, mothers, sons and daughters. I echo the admonition above as made by the revered professor of Mathematics, Dr, Adeniran Adeboye. I am using this opportunity to call on all Yoruba nationals that live outside the confines of the Yoruba Nation to begin to engage in self repatriation from all the nooks and crannies of the failed country called Nigeria and retreat to their fatherland for safety and protection. This call has become more than pertinent in view of the incontrovertible evidence that the country called Nigeria has demonstrated its chronic inability to protect them, their loved ones and their properties. As our father often say, “O nbo, o nbo, awon ni a dee de.” When Dr. Goodluck Jonathan became the President of this unfortunate country, not everyone liked him. That is not a crime. This is why it is called a democracy. The point is that he was “voted” for by the majority of the people in the country. But the neo-colonialist elites of the country were and still are not happy. They are unhappy that their stranglehold on the political power of the country is shifting and shifting for good. They are unhappy that the “estate” of their “grandfather” and “great grandfather”, Uthman Dan Fodio is being taken over by an infidel. They are upset that instead of a Mohamed, an Ibrahim, a Shehu, a Mohamadu or a Sani, it is a Jonathan that would manage the “Estate.” They are irked that the new president is not just a “Jonathan”, but one from a minority and “of all maggots in the toilet”, he is from the South of the country. To them this is unbearable. It is a blasphemy. It is unacceptable. Hence they vowed to “make the country ungovernable” for him. This “Jonathan” has to be rendered ineffective. He has to be made to lose focus. He has to be derailed. So far, they have obviously succeeded. And unfortunately, GEJ himself has played their game. He has played into their hands. He has allowed himself to be victimized. Jonathan himself seemed oblivious of and to History. He is acting a fool when it is obvious that he is not one. He is not allowing history to be his guide. He seems unaware what his Ijaw people and other minorities in the South-South have gone through in Nigeria in the hands of the Hausa/Fulani oligarchy and their satellites across the board – in the Northwest, Northeast, North central, Southwest, Southeast, Middlebelt and even South-south itself. He is letting a golden opportunity sly by. He is not taking certain germane steps that could right the wrongs of more than half a century. It is possible that President Jonathan has other plans that people like us are yet to fathom. It is very possible. But regardless of his plans, it is evident that despite giving the “born to rule” goons everything they want in terms of juicy positions, these neo- colonialists are still angry and unsatisfied with this “Jonathan”. They could not live with being ruled by an infidel such as a “Jonathan” for that matter. They would not even sit and pray in a mosque presided over by a Hausaman or a Nupeman or an Igalaman or any other member of any ethnic nationality. It has to be one of them or it is unacceptable. In the same vein, they would not want to be in a country in which an infidel like Dr. Jonathan is presiding. Having succeeded in making the country “ungovernable” for Jonathan, they are trying to make everyone believe that Jonathan is solely to blame for the intractability of the Boko Haram problem. They want everyone to believe that GEJ is solely to blame for the insecurity of lives and property in the country. They want all of us to believe that Jonathan is solely to blame for the sad trajectory of the country for the last several years and as a result we all should be ready to kick him out. Well, not so fast. This Jonathan may be clueless. He may be incompetent, inefficient and ineffective. He may be confused and flabbergasted. The fault is not entirely his. Yes, I have my complaints but I am not ready to crucify him. As at yet, like many millions of members of other ethnic nationalities in Nigeria, I am not psychologically attuned to another Hausa/Fulani rulership of this “estate” called Nigeria. Given the trauma of the last fifty something years, I am not ready for another Hausa/Fulani President. I am unwilling and will not accept another disciple of “Born to rule” gospel to take the reins of power in Nigeria. Not yet. It is too early. Not in the face of this festering Boko Haram menace. If they insist on imposing another Hausa/Fulani man on Nigeria, then welcome to a new day as Nigeria moves towards its manifest destiny of dismemberment. If the All Progressives Congress (APC) wants the rest of us on board its ship, then the party leaders must look for a Christian from a Northern Minority ethnic Nationality. It has to be a Christian with a Southern Muslim combination. Even, a Christian Fulani would be too much risk for Nigerians. May be sometimes in the future, if that future would be there, Nigerians would be willing to reconsider their stance and disposition to the Hausa/Fulani’s disregard and disrespect for them and their past leaders, but not right now. This is not a good time. If the APC refuses to hearken to our voices and supplications, this Jonathan we will stick with. This Jonathan we will support. This Jonathan we will insist on. No Muslim Northerner would be acceptable to the ethnic nationalities in the Middlebelt and the South of Nigeria right now. Not in the face of this Boko Haram that is killing my Yoruba brothers and sisters and is threatening to destroy my Oodua homeland. It does not matter how many Asiwaju Bola Ahmed Tinubus or Alhaji Babatunde Fasholas are made the running mate if they present a candidate of Hausa/Fulani stock, it would not be acceptable. It would be firmly rejected. More so, Boko Haram does not even accept them as authentic Muslims. As far as Boko Haram is concerned, they are still infidels like this “Jonathan” and would be treated the same way if APC wrestles power. With APC’s all Muslim National Executive Council in the first rate, with nominal Christian deputies, any candidate that is a Northern Muslim would be rejected by the Yoruba people. Asiwaju Tinubu should remember that regardless of our fondness of him, we will not follow him to Golgotha. We will change course. Tinubu’s ambition may be legitimate, but we will not sacrifice our race for his ambition. We will not sacrifice our History for his ambition. We will not sacrifice our well-being for his ambition. We will not sacrifice the security of our sons and daughters for his ambition. He is either with us in these trying times or he is against us. The first responsibility of all Yoruba sons and daughters is the SURVIVAL OF THE YORUBA NATION. We do not hate any person or group of persons. We do not dislike any ethnic nationality. We are not planning to hold any other ethnic nationality in bondage or to ransom. We are not after the resources of any other ethnic nationality. What we are doing is self preservation. We insist on our right to self determination. We just want to be able to chart our own course towards our destiny as determined by us. It does not matter whether one is in APC, PDP, LP , ACCORD or any other party. What matters is the sustenance and protection of the Yoruba race and its homeland. We in the Southwest are first and foremost, YORUBA, before we are Muslims, Christians or Traditionalists. I am aware that ambition, as legitimate as it can be, is like an alkaloid – “something that has a stupefying, numbing, or sleep-inducing effect.” It is opium with homeopathic reveling effects. It is very powerful. It has the wherewithal to blind one to the subsisting realities. One really has to be specially endowed not to fall victim to it. I am sincerely hoping that Asiwaju Tinubu understands the stakes involved. I hope that he understands the desperation of these times. I hope he appreciates the concerns of his people. I hope he would take a step back and reevaluate. I hope he would not believe that he could pull the Yoruba along to a destination they do not want because his political party controlled some of the states in Yoruba land. I hope he would not make that mistake. I can only hope. Below, I publish verbatim the response of Oodua Foundation to the recent threats of Boko Haram against the Yoruba homeland: In response to the threat issued by the Islamic terrorist organization, Boko Haram, in recent days to inflict death and destruction on the Yoruba towns of Southwestern Nigeria, the International Working Committee of Oodua Foundation hereby issues the following statement from our International Headquarters in Delaware, United States of America. Oodua Foundation, with members in countries across the world, calls on all Yoruba people, traditional rulers, various traditional institutions, and all Yoruba self-determination and self-defence organizations, professional, youth and women’s organizations, to view the threat by Boko Haram with all seriousness, and to begin without delay to institute measures for the defence of life and property in all Yoruba towns. We Yoruba people must seize this occasion to demonstrate powerfully the traditional capabilities of our nation to defend our towns, and to protect the lives and property of our people and of all strangers resident among us. We must seize this occasion to demonstrate the truth which the whole world knows about us and hails in us as a nation – namely, that among us Yoruba people, religion (whether as in Islam or Christianity or our own traditional ways) is an agency of love and harmony among humans in our society. We must leave no doubt whatsoever that total annihilation awaits any person or group who, in the name of religion, or of any other cause, dares to bring mass violence and murders into our homeland. We in Oodua Foundation seriously urge our Yoruba nation not be deceived into expecting that the power of the Nigerian federation will be sufficient to defend our homeland against Boko Haram. It has not proved sufficient in other parts of Nigeria. We must defend our own with all the power that we ourselves command. We must show all now that ours is an ancient civilization capable of competently defending itself. Among further measures, we are immediately alerting the leading powers of the world about Boko Haram’s threats against our Yoruba nation in Nigeria, and our resolve to hit back as we deem appropriate and adequate.

even at the world stage, 99.9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999% of Nigerians doing the country proud are igbos. the gworo chewing abokis knows this. the yoluba cowards conquered by women breastfeeding their babies knows this, the whites knew this too, that's why they did all they could to shift power to the gullible abokis in the north. that won't be for long anyway.

rudebouy:
Yes he was a gold digger. And he now wants to share the proceeds from the gold dug from the initial investor with the initial investor becos he still gat some conscience? He met her when she had one small shop now he wants upgrade her shop, as in get her a bigger shop with dapper equipments dat will attract richer clients. No be beta tin be dat?

No! He neva discussed marriage with her. He was only a cute broke guy dat lured her and she fell.

His aim is to ensure that he doesnt leave her the way he met her or leave her with nothing. Me thinks dats okay.

you seem to know much about this your friend. guy if you are the culprit better tell us so we can crucify you here.

rudebouy:
Der was no false hope anywia. Marriage was neva part of dia discussion and he neva promised her marriage.

Karma neva catch all d babes way day dump broke/average guys for richer guys na my piro way karma want catch? Abi na witch hunting ni?

marriage wasn't part of their plan so why waste our time here? the only reason your guy don't wanna marry her is because he probably has a serious girl and this other girl is just a side chick. guys just complicate things for themselves. and wait! you said the girl runs a beauty saloon and your guy met her when he was a broke ass nigga. your guy na gold digger! that explains why he is worried about breaking up from a girl he never discussed marriage with..... on a second thought your guy did discuss the future with that girl to get her money and into her pants. guy no dey tell us half baked story here.

rudebouy:
Der was no false hope anywia. Marriage was neva part of dia discussion and he neva promised her marriage.

Karma neva catch all d babes way day dump broke/average guys for richer guys na my piro way karma want catch? Abi na witch hunting ni?

marriage wasn't part of their plan so why waste our time here? the only reason your guy don't wanna marry her is because he probably has a serious girl and this other girl is just a side chick. guys just complicate things for themselves.

tell your friend karma will come hammering at him. he should have made his stand on marriage known to the girl before they start. I have told a girl frankly i ain't into the relationship for marriage and she was cool with it and our relationship was open. your guy should have done that instead of giving the babe false hope

FriedPlantain:
Your younger brother enjoys free _pussy every night and day, why do you want to stop him from enjoying this god free pleasure? How I wish I can be in his shoes.

I keep hearing this stories every now and I have taken it upon myself to always sleep facing up but nothing still happens.

you be real fried plantation lol

Omotayor123:
You no answer my question.

did you ask any question? cos i don't see any....my earlier quote was referring to your assuming it's a superstory

Omotayor123:
This is like a super story. ; @Op this post should be on Religion section where you can get better recommendation. Not here....

Well, only prayer can save your brother. And he should stop facing up while sleeping. The Pervert will get tired sooner or later. Is he's a molester male or female

it's very real my dear

williamsean:
Yea bro I remember that movie... What's d name again?

problem is you don't know how mysterious the world is. you can Google 'incubus' for starters

That's incubus and succubus, a demon that goes around sleeping with people in their sleep. i suffered same fate when i was a teen. babalawo won't work at all. he should pray about it. well mine stopped when i got me a girlfriend and start consummating. not advising him to start fucking though, just stating what worked for me.

who no come no go know sha

chiefolododo:
i dont believe in the drug

believe whatever you wanna. i hope it is true and this might mean light at the end of the tunnel for someone out there.

I be damned if i am lying. well it doesn't really matter what anyone thinks, i was a doubting Thomas, but guys evil dey. i saw one to believe.
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.words are vague things but i will try as much to paint a picture of what i saw at the door. I saw a huge hand that looks like a gorilla's, covered in thick hairs with long dirty nails protruding from the outside of the door. i mean this creature was outside the door but somehow it was able to chook it's hand past the metal door and trying to unlock the door. in shock and in fear and without a thought, i rushed to the door to prevent this horrifying hand from opening the door. immediately i touched that hand it began to press me (for those that has been pressed before, you will know what i mean), i was transfixed there, unable to shout or force myself off the hand. the only thing i felt was this feeling as if a hose was channeled into me and life being sucked away. i don't know how many minutes i was at the door but when the hand felt it was done with me, it freed me and i slumped to the floor. i must have passed out cos when i woke it was getting dark and my headache haven't left me, only it got worse plus the fever that followed. by the time my cousin came back i was pretty down with sickness as can be. I told him of my encounter and the only thing he could mutter was 'this woman again', i asked which woman he was referring to and he said his landlady. this his landlady in question is an educated beautiful young lady and nothing can ever make me believe she practices witchcraft. bad as my health was, i told my bro i will be traveling back home the following morning. better to die at home than in a foreign land bedevilled by witches.


oya! critics over to una