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Romance / Re: Lady Agrees To Travel To Dubai To Have Anal Sex With HIV Positive Client(Pics) by umehmj(m): 9:44am On Mar 27, 2016
ClassCaptain:
Look at her now.

I use to follow her on instagram.. She be forming all posh and Behind , snapping in eateries and hotel toilets ... Putting up snap depicting a lavish lifestyle

A se olosho ni se.. Eleribu omo grin

and the guy told her he has dormant hiv and she believed ..

Haha, dormant HIV, elastic syphilis ni

and she even has a baby. a girl of about 6

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Romance / Re: Lady Agrees To Travel To Dubai To Have Anal Sex With HIV Positive Client(Pics) by umehmj(m): 9:35am On Mar 27, 2016
CaroLyner:
OP.she's not a nigerian girl.
she is somehow. she speaks igbo language and she stays in Lagos.
Agriculture / Re: Why Is It Difficult To Cultivate Apple In Nigeria? by umehmj(m): 1:15am On Mar 27, 2016
it's not the soil, it's the climate. Nigerian climate is tropical. apples grows well in temperate climates. places like plateau state and taraba state which somehow has a temperate climate might favor apple farming.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: What To Know About 2016 Police Recruitment Before April First by umehmj(m): 11:58am On Mar 26, 2016
whether federal university, state university or even private university, so long it is NUC approved you are good to go. same goes to polytechnics

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Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs Egypt AFCON Qualifier: 1 - 1 On 25th March 2016 by umehmj(m): 5:39pm On Mar 25, 2016
if the Pharaoh's can push us like this on our soil, i can't help but wonder what's gonna happen in Egypt

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Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs Egypt AFCON Qualifier: 1 - 1 On 25th March 2016 by umehmj(m): 5:32pm On Mar 25, 2016
no ball flow between the back and the center. pass pass....pull out and Egypt collects
Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs Egypt AFCON Qualifier: 1 - 1 On 25th March 2016 by umehmj(m): 5:31pm On Mar 25, 2016
i wonder why they decided to play this game in hot kaduna.....same ol lazy eagles
Romance / Re: 2go Breaking Relationships: Serious Stuff by umehmj(m): 1:35pm On Mar 25, 2016
please what is 2go?
Gaming / Re: For Candy Crush Lovers: What Level Are You In? Post Pics by umehmj(m): 9:48am On Mar 25, 2016
and im still battling with level 74.
Gaming / Re: Why Do I Love Candy Crush So Much? by umehmj(m): 12:28am On Mar 25, 2016
lol. which level are you in?
Car Talk / Re: Innoson Produces More Complex And Sophisticated Bus- Pictures by umehmj(m): 5:46pm On Mar 24, 2016
never despise little beginnings. brands like Toyota and Volkswagen all started like this. for those mocking IVM standard and quality.

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Investment / Re: N350bn Package: Lagos-ibadan Expressway, 2nd Niger Bridge To Benefit by umehmj(m): 7:44am On Mar 24, 2016
let the change begin!
Romance / Re: (pics)i Uploaded These But Was Told I Look Like The Late Michael Jackson. by umehmj(m): 12:42am On Mar 24, 2016
you look like my future wife rather
Politics / Re: BREAKING : Kayode Ogundamisi Finishes #IStandWithBuhari Group (PICS) by umehmj(m): 6:37pm On Mar 23, 2016
I smelled some rats the moment i learnt the movement was initiated by an igbo man. i knew he must have other agendum under the #istandwithbuhari agenda. igbo boys sha.

proud igbo. grin
Business / Re: Jennifer Obayuwana's Breguet Wrist Watch by umehmj(m): 6:18pm On Mar 23, 2016
Na this kain tin dey throw one into depression. niggars be working their ass out for a meager 2mil a year and some rich kid be spending your ten years earnings on some damn wrist watch.
Family / Re: Help: This Depression Is Killing Me. by umehmj(m): 1:18pm On Mar 23, 2016
thanks everyone. your advises and suggestions were really helpful. i really appreciate.

classcaptain
osesology
blakjewelry
radicallyblunt
benELOHIM7
TheArchangel
skylowlow
sparkles003
chigoizie7
pcguru1
oyxah
wisebully
Travel / Re: 9 Die In Road Accident Along Enugu- Abakaliki Road by umehmj(m): 8:03pm On Mar 22, 2016
saw it this morning. it was just terrible. the whole place smelled like were they were roasting an animal. gawwwd!!!!
Family / Re: Help: This Depression Is Killing Me. by umehmj(m): 2:38pm On Mar 22, 2016
skylowlow:


ermmm!!!
i hope you are not stressing yourself too much over her.. being jealous and worrying about what she's doing..etc


just saying..

I'm human and sometimes i worry about that.
Family / Re: Help: This Depression Is Killing Me. by umehmj(m): 2:35pm On Mar 22, 2016
[quote author=Sparkles003 post=43996921][/quote]

you are right to a very large extent. thank you very much. sometimes i feel this job is draining life out of me. i prefer working for me and im working towards it by God.
Family / Re: Help: This Depression Is Killing Me. by umehmj(m): 7:25am On Mar 22, 2016
skylowlow:
read psalm 29 everyday before you sleep.
you have issues with your woman, don't you undecided
[img]http://images.memes.com/meme/625183[/img]
psalm 29, ok. the only issue i have with my woman is the distance between us.
Family / Re: Help: This Depression Is Killing Me. by umehmj(m): 7:23am On Mar 22, 2016
TheArchangel:
Trek for some minutes after alighting from the bus at your nearest bus stop. Try to appreciate the scenery, change your route grab a bottle of cold something from a bar and relax a little before heading home, then, try new things.
Browse through your phone contacts and call some friends or acquaintances long forgotten.

Practice meditation and yoga....it is a very potent relaxation technique.

Call Mum or Dad or your siblings and yab cry transfer the depression a little to someone and get a life bro, life is too sweet to allow it get to you.


Then list your problems and tackle them one after the other.

Peace

i meditate every morning before now but since this depression set in, every time i try to meditate my mind wanders off. appreciate
Family / Re: Help: This Depression Is Killing Me. by umehmj(m): 7:21am On Mar 22, 2016
benELOHIM7:
You just reached the point. I was there too. Grab the bible fast now if you are a christian. If you are not, seek wisdom from whatever you are serving. Your sleeping inner-man is struggling to wake.

Thank you
Family / Re: Help: This Depression Is Killing Me. by umehmj(m): 7:20am On Mar 22, 2016
RadicallyBlunt:
What caused d depression? Well now you know suicide victims shdnt be laffed at. It gets so serious dat even ur spouse who's closest to you won't understand you. Then one will realize that one can still be lonely even among d crowd. Only God understands. You'll be fine except u're melancholic in nature. If u're not, u'll be fine.

nobody understands and yes, im melancholic

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