ify2nyce:
simple as ABC.......
take 7bottles of stout day and night

Thank you but i don't drink

ClassCaptain:
Peace will visit you:

but you have not told us what is behind the depression:

that is the problem. i can't place my hands on what really is the cause of my mood. i don't know. everything around me is fine but im not fine

before now i used to hear people fall into depression but i never knew i will someday find myself in such situation as i am now.

right now im just fed up with everything. i wake up every morning not feeling like going to work. i will be hungry but when i try eating, it makes me sick in the stomach. things i fancy before now irritates me and i think im becoming aggressive too. this night i came back and tried listening to some cool sounds. that made me cry my heart out, leaving me feeling alone and dejected. i called my woman cos i needed someone to talk to (she stays in Lagos) but she hurried me off the call cos she is busy in the kitchen. That's why im here.

please how do i get better? you guys should help me please. I'm loosing it.

Rukkydelta:
lol....Burning it with flame will do cos elastic melts

nah! my kind of elastic doesn't, at worst it will overheat and That's all.

baser02:
lol happy by making others sad what kind of happiness is that. sha pity the guy u will break his heart

lol she won't. babe probably bored and wants something to talk about and wen u wanna get people talking, you go for the bizarre, just like her topic is

Rukkydelta:

No, I'm not I just derive fun from getting guys heart broken... Not my fault

ok. How about you try breaking mine? be warned, i got an elastic heart.

Rukkydelta:

I'm not heart broken

then what the heck is your problem? or are you naturally belligerent?

some guy broke your heart and now you want another to suffer for his crimes? as a person what does that make you? it makes you worse than the person that hurt you. my thoughts though and if my thoughts are right, please forget the past and move on and grow and get better and wiser. don't let that tiny demon in your head drag you to hell.

babadem2much:



You just made my day I swear LWKM

That's how we roll.

abia! they look sick to me. i love them chubby with heavy curves. wia i wan begin hold that thing you posted up dia?

Daniel058:
OKWA joke biko ooooooooooooooo..

ka m si kwa. oya bia ka ije kutelu m utaba.

Daniel058:
Imi utaba.. Lol

bia nwokem, don't disrespect elders

truthman2013:


Is that all you've got to say?

bros the matter eh! i no know as i wan begin reason am. But bros J no try

maybe he was listening to Frank Edwards through his earphones, so he no hear.

nawao

evegran:



Your body isn't on display.

Actually, handsome is a combination of face and body.

And I honestly prefer inner beauty or in guys cases 'inner handsome ". I mean looks don't get me, personality is everything for me.

now you are talking. It's all about personality

evegran:



You're okay looking.

An honest 4/10.

lol...seriously? maybe i should open a thread asking you ladies what your definition of "handsome" is, cos to me, the face plays the least role. the body structure, height and how fresh the guy is is what i consider.

You are right my child but the truth remains we can't end poverty, even Christ affirmed it. We can only continue to try.

an elderly word before i leave; nothing confuses a girl more than being in a relationship with a broke guy that is extremely good in bed. *drops phone and picks up my snuff box*

eww! gross please

porshuch:
To hell with religion! I hate religion the day a pastor burnt my village shrine. Does it mean there is nothing like freedom of worship. Paganism is the most peaceful religion. Pastors stop burning our shrines, you people should go and face Islam that burn your churches, and burn their mosque.

Omenala ga di o
Amadioha take glory
Ntoko I ga adi I.

i can bet with my right testicle you are from awka. #ntoko

Jadekitana:
Can you imagine? Every disappointment is indeed a blessing. While I was seriously sad about my Boss sending me on a yeye official errand I never knew I was gonna meet a very intelligent nairalander

I got to the firm and was told to wait at the reception that their Almighty boss was in a meeting with someone. I was there for over an hour and was getting really impatient when this tall handsome guy walked in. Think he came to Audit the firm cos the receptionist called him Auditor. He went to drop his bag and came back to gist with the ladies,he was very jovial.

After sometime he turned to my direction and was like "that frown isn't good at all" put a smile on your face,its too early in the day to be frowning like that. I didn't know when I shouted i'v been waiting here,i'm tired already. The next thing I heard was "Endtime tiredness" I was trying to recollect were I'v read that phrase then I remembered twas Nairaland. I became interested in the fellow instantly! No need beating around,i asked if he was a nairaland member,he said he's a guest but I didn't believe him. I suspect he's Thesonofmark though he had beards, full beards.

We gisted about the forum,romanceland especially! He said he doesn't visit romanceland, he only checks career,autos,celebrity and pet because of his dogs. The guy was neat,cute,jovial very very intelligent as we talked about auditing which I plan on getting a professional qualification in. I didn't release my contact because I suspect he's a popular guy here but doesn't wanna disclose that.

If you know you the Auditor I met this morning @ prince Amadi's firm in Oniru, I know you would see this either as a guest or member I don't care, you better be sincere so we can be friends. I still need to learn a lot about auditing from you and a lot of other things pm me! We can still meet at BLD on admiralty way, lunch is on me!

You are crushing on phyno. You even said you are his future wife. And now you are crushing on another guy and you want us to help you. Na only God go judge you

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Just discovered this pretty lady who is giving men a run for their money in the coal city of Enugu state. Her name is Kenechukwu Ezeh, and she is a professional haircut stylist and the owner of Gap Barbershop, who makes her money giving men their most stylish haircuts. In this period of high rate of employment amid the country's depleted economy, seeing a beautiful lady making a living with a trade traditionally meant for men, gave my heart pure joy! Below are photos of some of the most stylish haircuts she gave her ever-growing clients;

company’s store keeper was remanded in prison custody barely 20 minutes after he was released from custody for committing another offence in Lagos State, western Nigeria.
The suspect, Jackson Aniete, was earlier arrested and charged before Isolo Magistrates’ court for allegedly committing a criminal offence.
He was remanded in prison custody at Kirikiri from where he was brought to court because he was unable to fulfill his bail condition.
It was gathered that while he was in custody, his family reportedly waded into the matter and opted to settle it out of the court with the complainant. While he was in custody, his employer, Chi Limited discovered the fraud he allegedly committed as their store keeper.

According to the police, Aniete allegedly conspired with others at large and diverted the company’s 1,307 cartons of Hollandia Evaporated milk worth N4.4m. The incident happened at the company’s warehouse located at Chivita Avenue, Ajao Estate, Lagos. When the fraud was discovered, the management reported to the police at Ajao Estate and another charge was preferred against Aniete. Aniete was charged with conspiracy and stealing under the Criminal Code.

On his second journey to prison, Aniete appeared before the court where the earlier criminal matter he alleged committed was struck out.
While he was going home, he was re-arrested and brought to the same court where he was arraigned with the alleged offence. He pleaded not guilty. The prosecutor, Inspector Abass Aboyemi, informed the court that Aniete was the same person that had just been released some minutes ago and was re-arrested for another offence he allegedly committed. He did not object to his bail application and urged the court to take notice of his records before granting him bail. The presiding Magistrate, Mrs A.O. Adedayo granted him bail in the sum of N300,000 with two sureties in like sum. Aniete was remanded in prison pending when he will perfect his bail condition.
The matter was adjourned till 30 March, 2016.


www.gistcabal..com.ng/2016/03/man-returns-to-prison-20-minutes-after.html?utm_source=twitterfeed&utm_medium=twitter&m=1

LuveU2:
Read my Original post, they may be gay at heart.

you are either a gay or you are not.

wait! are you sure we are the problem? maybe it's time you ladies check inwards. the problem might just be lying there.

swear to us you don't know the guy is either a yahoo boy, a kidnapper, or an armed robber. and you can't even know from the type of friends he keeps, yet you said you are a graduate and you want us to judge him. na only God go judge the two of you

KissCODE:
I blame Goodluck Jonathan for this mess. He is the one that empowered these Fulani cow boys. By conceeding defeat to Buhari who is a member of Fulani herdsmen.

These one of world‘s most deadily sets of animal are now on rampage and no one can call them to order because their own is the commander in-chief.

Our president wont say anything. Our CHIEF of defence staff wont say anything. Our IG wont say anything because what is more important to them now is River state (s)election not really how to protect innocent men & women in Benue state.
GEJ I wish you never handed over to our Buhari (world most traveld president). However you did well for yourself.
They said you were clueless but now cluelessness is inbuilt in every member of this government.

Benue people you are on your own oh...


One NIGERIA... Different DESTINIES

buhari won in benue right? they should enjoy the hot pizza they ordered for na.

How old is this luvu2 sef?

It's very foolish of you to tag over 1 million guys on nairaland as gay. well unless you tried bedding all of them and you got turned down.

now did you tried bedding them?
did they turn you down?

If your reply to both questions is "no", then maintain and hold your peace forever!

like play like play it's actually true. wetin this mods and snakes share in common?? anything snake always makes FP

the guy got a cute face no doubt but i got a cuter face plus a body to die for. check my signature.

in as much as he tries hard to sound professional, i can still note some air of schadenfruede in his voice.