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Web MarketRe: Nigeria's Blackhat Community. by UncleJJ(m): 7:00pm On Apr 19, 2013
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WebmastersRe: Oluwaseun Osewa Can Be The Mark Zuckerberg Of Africa (with Your Help) by UncleJJ(m): 6:59pm On Apr 19, 2013
This is a very funny post. I think the OP should go see the social network .

Facebook was not a plan like how you build a house..... it grew on it own. They never decided on what or what should not be on facebook.

When the time came for it, they added the function. Nairaland still has a life span or 3 - 4 year. The best seun can do is despoil it for all its got and sell of the domain for tens of million. Am sure someone will have some use for it.

Even facebook is officially dead. Mark has cashed out have'nt you heard ! grin
Foreign AffairsRe: Mandela's Granddaughter Fighting For Control Of His Fortune by UncleJJ(m): 4:27pm On Apr 19, 2013
Mandela has grandsons, he already started giving em stuff. The girls know... They might get nothing.
EntertainmentRe: Governor Sullivan Chime's Daughter, Ezinne, Smoking In The Public (Pictures) by UncleJJ(m): 2:31pm On Apr 19, 2013
Thermythorpe: undecided
So, this image suppose to drive a point. cool

She smokes cos she can. Like the man said smoking is not illegal - its not even morally wrong.

How about adultery, pre-marital sex and extra-marital sex. dressing half naked and calling it fashion.

He who has no sin - let him caste the first stone.

Muth.fking .... cu.ntz
BusinessRe: I Registered For Etranzact Pocketmoni And I'm Loving It! by UncleJJ(m): 4:51pm On Apr 18, 2013
[quote author=james.ope04]Go to www.pocketmoni.com n click on register. U'll surely get d procedure of registration[/quote][size=28pt]DEAD SITE[/size]
PoliticsRe: Nigeria To Become 30th Largest Economy By 2014 by UncleJJ(m): 4:07pm On Apr 17, 2013
AwodwaGyanOniwe: @Sheyi
One of u HUNGRY BOONS made a false claim by saying Nigeria has the biggest number of billionaires and millionaires.
Hes saying this because all he knws is FALSE CLAIMS, fed LIES everyday.

Theres the trueth below. Eat it.


All along ya'll were mum about this DISASTER!!!!!!!I can tell u with MEND vs Boko Haram gun fight these stats will be 90% by 2015.

We'll be blogging with more HUNGRY LOT.


This graph shows POVERTY IS INCREASING IN NIGERIA than declining. I can see how ur politicians rule that side. Keep em DUMB AND HUNGRY feed them FALSE HOPES

Today 80% live under $2 a day.
Nigeria's population in poverty (70% live below $1 a day)
1980: 17.1 million
1985: 34.7 million
1992: 39.2 million
1996: 67.1 million
2004: 68.7 million
2010: 112.47 million
Source: Nigeria's National Bureau of Statistics
Neo-slave, this does not counter the statement that Nigeria has the biggest number of billionaires and millionaire's.

www.forbes.com/africa-billionaires/list/

How many south-african's are on this list, and their all "EUROPEANS". Living in South-Africa is getting an American green card.

Black president, white country. grin
PhonesRe: Samsung Galaxy S3 And Galaxy Note 2 Market Price Is Crashing Reead by UncleJJ(m): 3:33pm On Apr 17, 2013
This guy is a big time fraudster... even has a website

http://www.kaymu.com.ng/new-samsung-galaxy-s3-for-65k-only-16644.html
PhonesRe: Help Again..... Samsung Galaxy S2 Or Iphone 4s. by UncleJJ(m): 3:17pm On Apr 17, 2013
No way, if it not the S3 then dnt get it. the 4s is better than and s2 ----- TODAY !!!
RomanceRe: My Manhood Wouldn't Let Me Approach Woman, How Can I Overcome It, I Need Help by UncleJJ(m): 11:47am On Apr 17, 2013
Some are show'ers and some are grow'ers grin

The OP has a show'er..... cant understand why he is complaining... alale to brazzers.com apply for an acting job grin

Thatz ur gift.....PERFORMANCE and ENTERTAINMENT.

You betta start charging those girls for running ur meter grin
RomanceRe: Guys Deny If You've Never Done This LOVE STUNT Before To A Girl You Love(pic) by UncleJJ(m): 8:42pm On Apr 16, 2013
Any babe wey gree make you kneel down beg am, no respect you even small... tongue

Once she notice you wan kneel down beg she suppose no gree make your knees touch ground.

The very moment your knee touch ground. From that day, just put her nos fr blocklist..... mark her x.

Fr the amatuers, that is one simple way to see if a girl likes you..... shocked
RomanceRe: How To Treat Your Girl: A Must Read For All Men(not Boys) by UncleJJ(m): 8:35pm On Apr 16, 2013
You can get one of em programmable dogs from Japan..... will do everything your "programme it to do"

I you can even make em say..... anything in any voice.... think of all the possibilites ... babe

Girls like you dont need men, you need programmable pets..... grin
PoliticsRe: Northern Governors Set To Dump Jonathan In 2015 by UncleJJ(m): 10:29pm On Apr 15, 2013
mindtricks: Hmm! Isnt that too harsh? Sounds like the keys to AsoRock solely lies with this North? The South can only complement as follow follow?
It is and has always been !
PoliticsRe: Northern Governors Set To Dump Jonathan In 2015 by UncleJJ(m): 10:25pm On Apr 15, 2013
Mgbadike80: The north did not support jonathan in 2011, they are all a bunch of liars seeking for relevance. The presido should unleash the EFFC,abandon amnesty and atleast complete some visible projects and he will win them again come 2015, after all the north now in opposition can't even present one candidate. Even ANPP broke up and buhari was pushed away at the dying minute. The presido should just man up for once and deal with this vultures.
shocked
WebmastersRe: There Is Global Attack On Wordpress Sites by UncleJJ(m): 4:35am On Apr 15, 2013
mededot: Well, thanks again for this headsup... I have almost 30 websites built with wordpress and I wasted no time improving the security of the very important ones!

Thankfully, the plugin mentioned: better wp security is a real blessing and I utilised a lot of the features!

I just got a notification now of how one of my less important sites was trying to be hacked! Check it out:

A host, 37.57.25.225(you can check the host at http://ip-adress.com/ip_tracer/37.57.25.225) has been locked out of the WordPress site at http://ayodejiagboola.com until Sunday, April 14th, 2013 at 11:50:46 am UTC due to too many login attempts. You may login to the site to manually release the lock if necessary.

So this is for real guys!
grin
WebmastersRe: My Fresh Job Part II by UncleJJ(m): 4:11am On Apr 15, 2013
What is this site about ?
RomanceRe: She Keeps Me Confused by UncleJJ(m): 10:22pm On Apr 13, 2013
You need to go back to school, even for a national diploma. Frgt bout making 80k per month.

Atleast, your dad will respect you fr going back to school and paying for it yourself.

Frgt the bit.ch girls are only attracted to succesful people and 80k per month is nt so impressive. You could have twice dat, if you gt a degree and used ur old mans conneks to gt a job.

Settle with ur dad and live long my guy.
PoliticsRe: Reps Reject 6yr Tenure And Dump State Creation by UncleJJ(m): 9:51pm On Apr 13, 2013
How are new states going to funded ?

A six yr tenure means gej will run a third term for six yrs.

A six year term will also mean, the president or governor does not have to perform since he or she would not have to perform as he wont be returning for a another term.

For autonomy of states and local govt. This would mean each state or local government would have to finance itself.

Currently only kano, lagos, and some oil producing states are capable of this.
PoliticsRe: Dangote To Open $8bn Oil Refinery by UncleJJ(m): 11:22am On Apr 13, 2013
WebmastersRe: Google Snaps Australian Couple ‘having Sex On Road’ (PHOTO) by UncleJJ(m): 12:55pm On Apr 12, 2013
nice car cheesy
WebmastersRe: Accredited Domain Registrars That Accept LR ??? by UncleJJ(m): 12:53pm On Apr 12, 2013
[quote author=php.NET]Betterstill get UBA Africard Or let me pay for you get the website where you wish to purchase send me the product link to info@startechng.com

And we will make the payment for you.[/quote]grin OP, ever heard of intellectual property.....
PoliticsRe: Please I Want To Know The State With High Number Of Richest Individuals... by UncleJJ(m): 11:19pm On Apr 11, 2013
redsquare: Anambra is the first,second and third. That is where you have the highest concentration of richest Nigerians. Ogun State has lots of wealthy businessmen/women, so is Kano state also, but Anambra dwarfs them all.
shocked please, i hope your not counting dead men.

And how many states, in Nigeria have you visited. Do you have any data to support this statement.

We are talking of Richest Nigeria not rich men that have a few hundred millions. We talking dollars, pound, euro ...RICH

I know Nnewi has lots of rich guys...but are they "that" rich. wink
PoliticsRe: Pres. Jonathan, Remove The NNPC Pipeline That's Stopping Ajaokuta From Working by UncleJJ(m): 11:13pm On Apr 11, 2013
belovedaja: That steel was initially plan to be sited in igboland precisely present day anambra state. In the feasibility report and even political consideration anambra was best suited for the project. High level of Anti-igbo policy by fgn then hindered our development as a country. GOD will judge
WEAKLEN tongue
Jokes EtcRe: North Korean Missile Test Delayed By Windows 8 by UncleJJ(m): 11:01pm On Apr 11, 2013
confusion247: This baga is a very big joke. I thought it will be north Korea are making real their threats, now they are firing missiles to American bases and south Korea. Let them continue with nonstop missile test.
Still oblivious to the inner working of politics and diplomacy. The guy has already gotten he set out for . cool
PoliticsRe: Hausa, Igbo Or Yoruba, Which Ethnic Group Controls Nigeria's Economy? by UncleJJ(m): 10:57pm On Apr 11, 2013
Eko Atlantic: As if Nigeria has any meaningful economy. An economy less that $300b grin Really shameful and funny.
Nothing substantial is holding the poor economy other than huge population.
All fingers are not equal - the bigger they are the harder they fall. grin

Yoruba - economy (banking, finance, IT)
Igbo - commerce and trade
hausa - politics
PoliticsRe: Why Pay So Much For An Inverter ? ( Fueless & Noiseless Gen.) by UncleJJ(m): 5:03pm On Apr 10, 2013
kingviny: Please call/sms for any inquiries. It's not biz savvy to give out info on an open platform cus of competitors.

Solar solutions are also available!
No shi.t
PoliticsRe: Oil War: Aguleri Warns Enugu, Kogi Govts by UncleJJ(m): 12:05am On Apr 10, 2013
ikwere militant: pls help me ask d lazy idiots nd dia hopless cousines in d west
Ha Ha, small oyel una dn dey shit for Church. Common lagos in the west, dey run bigger things wey pass Anambra. Lagos no be Anambra mate oooh. grin
PoliticsRe: Ohanaeze Ndi-igbo Supports Amnesty To Boko Haram by UncleJJ(m): 11:50pm On Apr 09, 2013
pazienza: I am not suprised,cos i 've always known that you are a descendant of one of those eze obi ossai hausa slaves,that ended up becoming natives of ukwuani, the hausa blood still runs in you. No real ukwuani person would speak ill of ndiigbo cos imi bewe,anya ebewe. usu!
Bros, cool down !!! ekwensu ko chi ho, bia kwen chun hwa grin

How's my igbo, actually - this is new ibo dialect, found in the high mountains of plateau state. kiss

Kwo ping tu imiri amu wink
HealthRe: Noma - A Face Eating Disease Spreads In Nigeria by UncleJJ(m): 10:01am On Apr 09, 2013
tpacalipse: ^^Just wait for the source, don't worry.
I think you meant to say, we pulled the story out our ar.ses. tongue

Nice magic trick - kid
PoliticsRe: For Seun's Attention: With More Power Comes More Responsibility by UncleJJ(m): 9:55am On Apr 09, 2013
Seun or whomever - before you consider sweatcheeks grin request . Look through her post in other sections and you will be disgusted at her bitter and painful insults.

She insults and spits on anything Nigerian will she claims to be married or dating one.

None of her requests should be granted - until she learn courtesy and respects this nation. Even, if we were the weakest, smelliest or dirtiest set of individuals. She must respect that this platform belongs to a Nigerian and Nigeria's and not AFRICA or AFRICANS.

Nairaland is nt a piss tank. No post in regards to the progress or milestones of other countries should make frontpage. Yes, we must do this or we wont be respected, we cannot be weak like our govt.

Nigeria and Nigerian matters and issue's must be given prefential treatment. I believe Nairaland is participating in the difficult process of rebranding Nigeria. Therefore, sweatcheeks request must be denied.

And, if a post from a foreign country should make frontpage - it must be clean and deviod of any negative statements about Nigeria.

By defination - negative comments include any derogatory statement against the federal republic - eff you sweatcheeks.

NAIRALAND DID I MAKE ANY SENSE .... grin

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