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PoliticsRe: Why Is Tony Anenih So POWERFUL? by UncleJJ(m): 11:20pm On May 26, 2013
Obasanjo has problem in his home state.
Did that make him less influential.

Anenih is experienced and has been in politics and government operations for long.

He is definitely a heavy weight in the south. And comes fortunately comes from the same place as jona.... Anenih is wise... Think snoop dog when you think anenih
RomanceRe: By Exposing Ur Body For Guys, What Do You Gain? by UncleJJ(m): 10:47pm On May 26, 2013
i take it as fashion, treat it as fashion and discuss as fashion nothing else.

all ways worked for me grin
RomanceRe: Sex Before MARRIAGE Is Like by UncleJJ(m): 10:43pm On May 26, 2013
sex before or after marriage does not guarantee a successful marriage.....
RomanceRe: Is Giving Out Her Number One Sign That She Is In Love Or Likes U. by UncleJJ(m): 10:41pm On May 26, 2013
sexkillz: [color=#000030]Giving doesn't denote nothing. But when a girl personally asks for your number. . . wink [/color]
JACK SPARROW
RomanceRe: Do Guys Have No Shame On Who They Hit On Now A Days. by UncleJJ(m): 10:37pm On May 26, 2013
[quote author=gree-die]the other night, i was getting ready for bed but really needed a bottle of coke i had my hairnet on and a big tee so i hurriedly put on a pair of pants and with my face practically green ( applied homemade face scrub)i went in search of my coke but what do i get?? guys staring, guys walking up to me, guys tryna chat me up, guys hitting on me

waddafuck is wrong with todays guy's? dressed up and all girly they take a hike, get an attitude, keep mum and stare!!!!
grin grin[/quote][size=18pt]Your Body !!!!![/size]
RomanceRe: Does Flings Exist?why Can't I Find One? by UncleJJ(m): 11:19pm On May 25, 2013
Loose the di?ck !
FamilyRe: Names You Would Like To Call Your Kids by UncleJJ(m): 10:38pm On May 25, 2013
Mini me
WebmastersRe: All Comment On This Please by UncleJJ(m): 12:03am On May 25, 2013
tough project. its going to take a lot of work..... cheesy
FashionRe: Why Is That Most Guys Dnt Shave Thr Armpit Hairs???? by UncleJJ(m): 6:23pm On May 24, 2013
olympus: Don't mind them its laziness and dirtiness!!
Just d same way some guys bath once or twice in a week! lipsrsealed because they are so called guys and feel a lady most bath twice in a day! So when d lady is squinky clean! U will now bring ur he goat smelling body(never bath for 4 days) to her ba? The lady shud give him
#instant lower cut#
And call 911!!
What, a lady only taking a bath 2 timsing in a dayz.... no way

As long as water dey ur house - b4 work shower, afta work shower, b4 bed shower......

Guy's shud do the same !
FashionRe: Yvonne Nelson In Yellow Outfit, With Sneakers. (hit Or Miss) by UncleJJ(m): 6:18pm On May 24, 2013
[quote author=Cori_corde]Looks like something Miley Cyrus would wear.
undecided
[/quote]It's o.k Yvonne's also a teenager - just did her sweet aixteen few months ago ! grin
WebmastersRe: Vamido Vs Tolet Vs Privateproperty: Best UI/UX Goes To? by UncleJJ(m): 11:51am On May 24, 2013
[quote author=Brand_new]I like Tolet.com.ng for it's simplicity. However there are so many dynamics involved to be successful in that market.[/quote]Tolet and vamido have the same layout.

Prefer property.com.ng cos the user has to think less to achieve his aim. The first thing he/she will do is click a city. I don't think search bars are of much in real estate websites. Maybe just for the effect.

Bt folks are more interested in price, before anything else.

And vamido and toilet, have that as their major features.

You should read *Steve krug - don't make me think and you he able to pick out a successful design off the bat.
RomanceRe: Things To Discuss With Him Before Marriage by UncleJJ(m): 7:27am On May 22, 2013
Ha ha, only broke men complain about name gerian girls.

You buy iphone,iPad, expensive wristwatch and suit. European cars and live in a good neighborhood. You will definitely want an expensive beautiful Nigerian girl to compliment, the lifestyle.

All these nigerian men that claim to marry white chicks. Can never I repeat , never marry a standard white girl, from a well to do home and a good college degree. Only few Nigerian guys have quality white wives and these men are high respected in their fields.

Come here telling is white girls are mot materialistic. Do you think this is some dumb Hollywood movie.

Marry, or ugly trailer trash white girls.

While the real naija boys marry ... Exclusive babes from respectable homes.

EFF love, marriage is contract!
WebmastersRe: Naijafinder.com Is A Content-thiefing Forum. Bloggers Beware. by UncleJJ(m): 10:34am On May 21, 2013
Slyr0x: I've studied the naijafinder site for a while now. .

Everything they do is automated. .It's a blackhat scraping tool. .

All they need do is 1.) Scrape keywords 2.) Add the websites containing these keywords to a list 3.) Automatically scrape/hijack contents once there's a new post

There are several complaint threads discussing how Naijafinder has been hijacking their contents such as this , this and this

Try sending complaints to abuse@namecheap.com

Namecheap cant do jack... domain does not belong to them. Namecheap is a middleman ! Only gives you tools to buy and maintain domain's. Always read the fine print in this case the TOS.

Even google, wont do jack unless he files a formal complaint, and this would be a waste of time. He should not care, if his pages are ranking higher.

This is why i say it's not enough to learn to use fantastico to install a blog anymore - you need to learn the technical stuff - move with the times or become a dinosaur.

Jide should try to block i.p's and bot's on his blog - he can do this in .htaccess files.

block all
allow googlebot, yahooslurp, bing, miva, yandex and other know bots
block others.

Grap the ip of naijafinder and place it in your banhost's of better wordpress security.

Learn technical stuff............... fantastico is dying.......... cool
PoliticsRe: ‘asari Dokubo, Clark Are Problems For Jonathan’ - Professor Tam David–west by UncleJJ(m): 10:19am On May 21, 2013
talktimi: Mr David West got it wrong on Dokubo, even the presidency has dis associated itself from the rantings of this ex militant but I totally agree with him on EK Clark the self proclaimed "Ijaw national leader" and have always said he's (Clark) is the worst friend GEJ can have arond him at any moment mostly because of his self serving unguarded utterances.
How can TDWest possibly say peace hasn't been achieved in the niger delta ? Crass irresponsibility if I may say so myself, I guess his opinion of peace was the days of Ateke boys vs Asari boys, Greenlanders vs Icelander, deybam vs deywell all with sophisticated weapons and daylight mayhem, now you harldy see the military on patrols but you also hardly hear of any gunfight or mini wars as was the case in the mid 2000's, on the BH issue, he also got it wrong like many people out there who have this romantic belief that BH arose because of the underdevelopment in the north. It is on open record that some (ex) state governors armed these boys for election purposes, its also on open record that some politicians (Atiku for one) openly promised to make this country ungovernable if GEJ won the 2011 elections where I support mr david west is GEJ should release the names of BH sponsors in his cabinet at least so we can know where we're starting from.
GEJ called boko haram ghosts and with reason, prominent people in Nigeria's polity like the Sltan of Sokoto asked for amnesty for these boys and the boys (BH) say they don't want the amnesty, in fact the FG should even beg for amnesty for themselves, the BH openly said the only way therell be peace is if the president converts to islam, the country is islamized and controlled under sharia law. What would you have done in this case ? Any room for peaceful dialogue had effectively been locked by these BH terrorists and so you can't come out here spouting "constructive criticism" when you've openly said you'll "never support him" the contex meaning even if hedoes excellently well in govt.

PS ; Mandela stayed only one term in office
SHUTUP - You are a scoundrel, liar and a dimwit. Nothing , you have said makes any sense. The professor made statement's and supported with facts. Your just another guy, talking with emotion's. Terrible liar...
FoodRe: The Price Of A Bottle Of Heineken Is Too High In Nigeria. Protest Here !!. by UncleJJ(m): 8:27pm On May 20, 2013
Ultimux: Do people still drink beer? Here i was thinking they no longer exist smiley.
Anyway, i am more of wine and spirit person. Talk about Moet, Hennessy, Merlot, Cabernet Sauvignon, Pinot Noir, Amarula, Crème de Violette etc.
Beer is a no no for me. Start a campaign to reduce the price of wine and i will be the first to volunteer.
Oboy, the chick who said heineken is 250 in her area... abeg can i pay you a visit. Chineke....

I buy heineken 450 - 600 in my area. Which level..... nothing spoil though, not a heavy drinker !

Bros... spirit's - my uncle goes and comes from N.Y like notha ... spirits abound in our house (original version) but, prefer lager... their just something about the taste, the way it foams in your mouth.

And, if you get good bar man, tell the guy to give you a tumbler ( that big orobo glass). Pour chilled heineken into that tumbler, let the brew settle for some second's... it's heaven.

And, i subscribe to the school of thought, ALWAYS CHOOSE THE LESSER EVIL... but, wine is ok... as long as it's not fake d.p e.t.c
WebmastersRe: Naijafinder.com Is A Content-thiefing Forum. Bloggers Beware. by UncleJJ(m): 7:28pm On May 20, 2013
Please , what does CONTENT-THIEFING MEAN ? huh
PoliticsRe: IGBOS: Why PDP Will Never Nominate An Igbo Man For President by UncleJJ(m): 1:47am On May 19, 2013
Vewi stewpid thread. The poster has failed to list facts and therefore this is is another olodo with a degree.

In politics their is no room for emotions, and your entire post Mr op is wreaking of sissy emotions.

PDP will never nominate a IBO man NCOs Jonathan don pour sand sand for garri.
WebmastersRe: EXPOSED: How To Host Your Sites On A Free VPS From Amazon AWS (613mb RAM) by UncleJJ(op): 7:28pm On May 18, 2013
Vid 4 - Introduction to virtual hosts 240p,320p,480p.720p

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oUrKxcmk5RM
FamilyRe: What Can My Son Do To Keep Busy After Junior Waec(jss3) by UncleJJ(m): 9:26pm On May 16, 2013
Computers .... Get him a laptop and let him start learning to programme build sites or graphics. You can even encourage music production. Since its his holiday, let him do something practical and envogue.
WebmastersRe: EXPOSED: How To Host Your Sites On A Free VPS From Amazon AWS (613mb RAM) by UncleJJ(op):
Vid 4 - Installing A Webserver for Wordpress pt1. 240p,320p,480p.720p

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C418ApF1IeQ


Vid 4 - Installing A Webserver for Wordpress pt2. 240p,320p,480p.720p

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lcAygQdXX30
WebmastersRe: Squeeze Page VS Multiple Pages Site With Opting Form? by UncleJJ(m): 9:39pm On May 13, 2013
[quote author=Opiosko][/quote]What will you do once u have their mails. SPend extra cash maintaining the lists. I think the best way to get people on your list is when they perform an action like downloading the first chapter of ur so called info product.

With this in mind am sure you can make much better decision since u know the value or quality of the product your trying to sell.
ProgrammingRe: Hi. Pls Help Me Review My Start-up by UncleJJ(m): 2:58pm On May 13, 2013
howardriddle: anybodyhuhhuh
Well, I don't think a programmer should think of ideas, that's the job of an entrepreneur.

And, its the programmers, job to implement and make such ideas a reality.

You need a strong businesses streak to think of apps or projects that will be worthwhile.

Let's assume your a businessman, will you spend a million bucks trying to build another Facebook,fiverr or twitter or spend it building something nobody else has built or built properly.

You need to remember codes are worthless if no one executes them.

To build a succesfull start you need to address a problems, not one in fiction but a problem you experience in daily live and then figure out if people will appreciate such a solution.

Build stuff that will change the lives of humans not because it sounds good on paper but because. It is a solution to a real problem.

With that said,ur idea sucks!
WebmastersRe: EXPOSED: How To Host Your Sites On A Free VPS From Amazon AWS (613mb RAM) by UncleJJ(op): 7:34am On May 13, 2013
Vid -3 GRA4 Wordpress Plugin Running on Amazon EC2 - JN said "let's see how it goes".
JN challenged the almighty Amazon EC2's viability. Citing various shortcomings, from security to blah blah blah. He also mentioned this plugin (GRA4) would not work, he claimed it returns some error. But, here it is - alive and well on Amazon EC2 !

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YorzNJxhgZQ
https://oprospect.com/img/gra4.jpg
WebmastersRe: Squeeze Page VS Multiple Pages Site With Opting Form? by UncleJJ(m): 7:05pm On May 12, 2013
what are trying to sell ?
WebmastersRe: EXPOSED: How To Host Your Sites On A Free VPS From Amazon AWS (613mb RAM) by UncleJJ(op): 4:53pm On May 11, 2013
WebmastersRe: Updates On Keyword Rankings On Google.com by UncleJJ(m): 12:21am On May 11, 2013
I dont mean to shit on or parade but, where are the pages that are ranking on Google.


these are just competition analysis. sort of
FamilyRe: Is It Advisable For A 27-yr-old Graduate To Rent His Own Place? by UncleJJ(m): 11:25pm On May 10, 2013
who dey chase you for the house, he much is 50k per.month bros.... no let this small girls decieve you save money and move to a good area. not one shanty town.


this is Africa, their are multi millionaires who still live in their family houses.
WebmastersRe: Will My Mobile Site Succeed by UncleJJ(m): 11:07pm On May 10, 2013
Jayzantel: http://wappcity.wapka.mobican it succeed or maybe I should just buy web hosting
get hosting, sub domains are only good u know what you doing.
WebmastersRe: EXPOSED: How To Host Your Sites On A Free VPS From Amazon AWS (613mb RAM) by UncleJJ(op): 11:01pm On May 10, 2013
security challenges are inherent in any site, web application or similar . even the big boys have been hacked even Google,Facebook, twitter.


why do you keep raising this issue. shocked


sites on shared host have also been hacked.


about the technical aspect, you sincerely think at the rate at which technology is moving, individuals with little or no technical expertise will be able run successful ventures on the net without suffering huge deployment and maintenance cost: relative to their spending power.


the painful truth is that shared hosting is losing its appeal and value. installing sites on a vps is technical, yes but it can be learnt. we all must have the courage to move with times or suffer the consequences.


about the father Christmas allegation. I am sure you have seen the vdo's I have posted. why would i share the knowledge if I want to make money of it. however, if i do gain some monetary return out of it. would it be a crime?


as for your social plugin i have not even taken a look at it. I currently have my hands tied to learning to configure - Nginx.


since you have an instance, can you post the error you get when you install it.


in regards to ftp, ofcourse the Os, does not come with ftp. i use a windows computer and all most every app was downloaded and installed by me.


and by default you don't need to set much in the config files, just a few lines.

stop making this look like rocket science. its easier than it looks.

for your information, i have no programming background, I just determined to keep my destiny in my hands. cool









.[quote author=J.N]Which I tried to complement and explain more, you[i][/i] never tell them one or two things on running Amazon EC2 instances, the technical level it requires and of course that security challenges in running gpl scripts with it, or you are offering to be helping them and maybe pocketing something, looks like you are not the father Christmas you are professing to be.




Exactly! Not, please - sir, guru... my fingers are burnt, I have being trying to install this plugin but I have no idea, can you please squeeze out your time and do it for me, remember, God loves cheerful givers.

On FTP -
No operating system comes with ftp, you have to install one yourself and set the authentication yourself in the confg file.This also shows why GPL script is not adviceable in amazon ec2 cos most of them needs ftp authentication to transfer something like plugins, mods...[/quote]

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