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WebmastersRe: i need help on this code by UncleJJ(m): 10:28pm On Apr 28, 2013
you might a css and HTML issue... and u dnt seem to know this code... find someone to volunteer help.


you can by installing firebug firefox, restart and hit f11 on windows.


then click on what you want to change, from there its either html/css.
WebmastersRe: Should I Register This 555,000 Searches Keyword phrase as domain name by UncleJJ(m): 10:21pm On Apr 28, 2013
u no dey fear?
WebmastersRe: Yahoo Email Access SECRET by UncleJJ(m): 10:19pm On Apr 28, 2013
if u dnt have the answers ur in the dog house, u need to mail them personally..... good luck... man..
WebmastersRe: How Can I Start My Own Bulksms Business by UncleJJ(m): 10:12pm On Apr 28, 2013
you need to hook up with web designers and web developers. grin
WebmastersRe: How To Get More Likes For Your Facebook Pages by UncleJJ(m): 10:02pm On Apr 28, 2013
old skoooool... bro this is nu skool style....


pick a good number of low hanging keywords, and start to rank for them. you can use Facebook, Prlog, blogger and pinterest to drive user to your site.


it will last longer and provide a smooth natural growth of a facebook fan page.


I have a web page on my site which has every visitor come from Facebook as referee.

let me explain.


this is the secret of indirect traffic.


you have site a about monkeys.


it's a news site and can't compete in certain parts. .. you can choose several low hanging keywords that you can rank fast with high value sites..... shit. grin


it's better i make a video... about it...
WebmastersRe: All The Keywords My Site Is Ranking On Google by UncleJJ(m): 9:44pm On Apr 28, 2013
what the fkcu?
Christianity EtcRe: Why Has Preaching About Hell Reduced In Churches? by UncleJJ(m): 9:21pm On Apr 28, 2013
when is grin
WebmastersRe: Nigerian Or Foreign Host - Which Should Be Used In Nigeria? by UncleJJ(m): 9:14pm On Apr 28, 2013
I don't think there are any nigerian hosts that guarantee and have proven 99percent uptime on thier server's.

site uptime is a major factor in seo. I mean, no matter how cool a site is, thier is no sense in placing it high in the serps.


you can compensate with many nigerian type sites links, like Linda ikeji, nairaland, sunnewsonline . popular nigerian sites, facebook and twitter even video.


great site uptime and content is better than geographical location of a sites I.P.
PoliticsRe: Pressure On Tambuwal To Challenge Jonathan In 2015 Presidential Election by UncleJJ(m): 12:19pm On Apr 28, 2013
Afam4eva: [size=14pt]I was also wondering why they didn't consider Senator David Mark who is even closer to Aso Rock by the virtue of the fact that he currently wields a more powerful office. It seems the core North does not regard the middle-belt.[/size]
If David mark, declares interest uncle Jonathan may not make it, eventhough he has not officially declared (Jonathan) interest.
RomanceRe: Which Number Best Describes Your Man.."types OF HUSBAND by UncleJJ(m): 9:53pm On Apr 26, 2013
peeceelove: I AM PROUD TO BE NO 10,
Yeah,Why not number 10¿
CelebritiesRe: Genevieve Nnaji is Engaged? by UncleJJ(m): 9:44pm On Apr 26, 2013
I think they are scary...... lipsrsealed
RomanceRe: Jealousy In Relationships: How Do You Handle It? by UncleJJ(m): 9:40pm On Apr 26, 2013
Jealousy is a product of love and obsessive jealousy is certainly a product of a much deeper love.... shocked
RomanceRe: To All The Guys, 190 Signs She Won't Ever Open It For You, Yet She Is Your Gf by UncleJJ(m): 11:24am On Apr 26, 2013
It all depends on how you got the girl.

I never toast a girl, who did'nt return my looks.

I never toast a girls, who I never made clear that I have interest in her cos of her body parts. I check out without remorse.. I believe women are meant to be admired.

Try to sx whenever the chance arises.

Dnt be nice, if makes mistakes make fun of her, if she says something stupid call her out.

And, stop asking girls to be ur friend or girlfriend, it's the girls role to ask where a relationship is going. Men lead, boys follow.

Stop thinking ur joystick is big enuff or not big enuff, if a girl chooses u based on the size of ur joystick, especially cos it's big she'll bleep anything even a mad man cos he's big, it's also a sign she has a big v.j.

All in all you will know if she will give u sx. Cos if dnt, she proxy won't.
WebmastersReview OPROSPECT.COM At 85% Completion. by UncleJJ(op): 12:01am On Apr 24, 2013
Thanks for coming. Currently building a static site for the business, it's currently at 88% and i need some input (fresh eyes).

http://oprospect.com

At the moment, these are the issue's i am aware of -

1. The youtube player and the video
2. a few grammatical error's here and there

Decided to stick to a simple presentation - easier on the eyes and it forces the user to concentrate on the content and not design grin

Faster loading time, less resources, less management and maintenance - also less code. As we wont want to spend more time re-building or fixing stuff on the business page - when we could use this time prospecting for clients.

Thanks for your time and input - we value your suggestion's, feel free to run wild with your suggestions and criticism's provided they are well grounded in logic and simplicity. grin

Peace out !!!
PhonesRe: MTN BBC Monthly BIS Now ₦1000! by UncleJJ(m): 9:08am On Apr 23, 2013
Mogten: I think its unlimited. Renewed my BIS on Monday and I have since downloaded stuff not less than 50 gig in bandwidth
Another format, this one nah magic sim 419 boys ooh.
PoliticsRe: CBN To Change From Polymer To Paper Notes by UncleJJ(m): 12:30pm On Apr 22, 2013
[quote author=Find Out!]2 pages of comments and NO ONE has blamed Soludo for introducing the sil.ly fake polymer notes (The contract award to Securency for its printing is still embroiled in some bribery controversy) but some posters have directly and indirectly attacked Sanusi who has said he wants to change the notes back to paper! undecided

Am i surprised? No.

Funny country with funnier people. Anyway, judging by the kind of President we elected, it shouldn't be hard to determine the class of (un)intelligence of several Nigerians.[/quote]How can, how can a hausa man ( ewu hausa, jaki,mallam, aboki). How can this hausa man be much more intelligent, brave and more forward thinking than an ibo man from the almighty Anambra state. No, it is impossible, all hausa are foolish and dull - they are only good and shoe makers and gatemen. tongue

Sanusi, has done more and will still do more for the Nigerian economy - from exposing the national assembly, to uncovering massive corruption in the banking sector, introduction of epayment systems, sanctioning the 100 fee for atm, to telling the public that the banks have stolen over 6billion naira.

The polymer notes were a scam, and it was done under soludo's regime. Sanusi, has taken the bull by the horn and done what no other public officer in Nigerian will ever think/attempt to do - fix problems not create them.
PoliticsRe: 2015: Jonathan In Secret Meeting With Ooni, 22 Yoruba Obas by UncleJJ(m): 10:48pm On Apr 21, 2013
tripleaa: If Tinubu can support GEJ 2011 at the expense of his own party flag bearer, then who are broke Obas not to be bought? 10million naira each and 15million naira \\to the Ooni will make the obas pull off their regalia and dance kukere with GEJ come 2015. Beside, the obas need this cash to buy more bleaching creams and bliq bliq and of cos impregnant more women and romance their servants wives.
[size=18pt]POVERTY[/size]
PoliticsRe: Obasanjo Had A Killer Squad As President -- Former Associate by UncleJJ(m): 10:25pm On Apr 21, 2013
coputa: Anthony Aneni(the edo wizard) mr fix it,was his marksman then and he was equally rewarded...they are worst enemies now..
and this anenih, who does he work for now ?
RomanceRe: Girls,own Up To The Number Of Guys U Have Slept With by UncleJJ(m): 4:51pm On Apr 21, 2013
Virginity is Scarce cos Sex is Selling
Virginity is Expensive cos Sex is Cheap

Girls Sleep with guys anyhow these days, cos they have nothing to offer men except sex and they guys have everything the girls want.

It's unfortunate, the average Nigeria girl has refused to learn that Nigerian men behave civilized and seemingly urbane but when it comes to marriage - they turn old skool.

Think about it a guy can sire kids late into his 90's as long as he can get it up. But, when a woman approaches 30 she is out of scope.

Why would a man prefer a grade 3 tokunbo car, when he can get a chasis brand new or grade one tokunbo for half price.

Virgins and girls with dry sex live are economically low maintenance.

Women are not virgins anymore because of money......

As for the guy who said black are worse than whites is just talking from the side of his arse - he probably lives in some dirty ghetto in the states.

You need to move up broke nigga, white women in the middle and upper class are the cheapest and most promiscous women in the western world. Hence the movement of succesful white men to asian women.

All those disgusting por.n categories na black man create am. olodo
CelebritiesRe: Britian's Got Talent Contestants Dance To Iyanya's "Kukere"&dbanj's Oliver Twist by UncleJJ(m): 3:35pm On Apr 21, 2013
aijaydiva: I saw this video and i was stunned! These dancers known as CEO dancers WOWed the crowd as they danced to iyanya's kukere and dbanj's "oliver twist" at the britian's got talent contest. The african dance is just something else. I am so proud to be a nigerian.
Watch the video here...
http://youtube.com/watch?hl=en&gl=US&client=mv-google&v=XzWE54VRVTI
grin Naija no dey carry last !
CelebritiesRe: Nadia Buari Dating Jim Iyke? Oh No! Nadia You Can Do Better. (pics) by UncleJJ(m): 2:16pm On Apr 21, 2013
supaeagles: Friends with benefits abi wink
I like this one, heard somewhere she has a kid.... is this true !

If it is, Jim remember what they say about single mothers........ their wahala is too much !!!
WebmastersRe: How To Attract Visitors To Your Blog Posts (even When Google Doesn't Help) by UncleJJ(m): 12:49am On Apr 20, 2013
YouTube

LinkedIn

prlog

slide share


pinterest

WordPress



do ur key, research first cool
WebmastersRe: Wordpress Masters Help. by UncleJJ(m): 12:43am On Apr 20, 2013
donguutti: use the more tag on the post maker /editor, put immediately after the header , i,e let it be the first thing on the
main body of the post

TITle

More tag

rest of story
it just can pull post titles like that can it ?
Foreign AffairsRe: Suspicious Of The Boston Bombers by UncleJJ(m): 10:54pm On Apr 19, 2013
have considered that. could be another hoax by their govt to.


1: gain public trust

2. start another campaign


3. entertain the bored Americans


4. all of the above.
BusinessRe: Please Give A Name To My Business! by UncleJJ(m): 10:40pm On Apr 19, 2013
mama joes akara
WebmastersRe: Wordpress Masters Help. by UncleJJ(m): 7:32pm On Apr 19, 2013
akintayo1: I want the articles on my pages to display just the post title, so only when the user click on it the whole article will display.
No summary or snippet. I want only the post title.

Thanks in advance.
Your looking for a plugin. go to /extend/plugins search for "post title".

It's been a while i searched for something like this.... you might need to change your theme - i dont recommend loading your cms with plugin's - other themes do with hooks.

But, if your good with computers you can look up wordpress hooks and search for post-title. Then add it on your homepage.

Their should be a cheat sheet for that.
WebmastersRe: Web Developer Needed On Contract Basis by UncleJJ(m): 7:22pm On Apr 19, 2013
ogzille: @databoy247,

You are missing the point!

I never said we do not value CMS, we develop them. The message is: We are looking for people that can build and not only use!

@marketingtips,

We are only referring to the type of portfolio we will love to see. Though we do not mind wordpress websites with lovely plugins built by the person (the emphasis is on being able to develop not only use).
ooooooooooooooooo shocked
WebmastersRe: Why You Should Stop Using A ..com Or .wordpress Domain by UncleJJ(m): 7:08pm On Apr 19, 2013
Sorry, to bust your bubble but your bubble but.... the thread should read why you should start with a . or .wordpress and move to a domain.

Pls, follow this link and look at the subdomain metrics. http://www.opensiteexplorer.org/comparisons.html?comparisons%5B0%5D=&no_redirect=1&page=1&site=www.blogger.com%2F

This actually shows the amount of "seo" consideration a subdomain on either of these domain will receive in the serps.

Blogs on these platforms can quickly gain reputation based on the "rep" of the TLD.

Besides, that - they run on super fast server and DNS servers - addding more seo value to your site.

After running a blog on these platforms for atleast a year, You can move to a TLD and 301 your site. Both blogs provide standalone software.

Like, i said sorry to bust your bubble.

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