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Family › Re: Adekunle Okunuga Suspended As A Doctor In 2015 For Flogging Son In UK Reinstated by UncleKoboko: 6:46am On Jan 18, 2021
grin
Spare the rod and spoil the Child.


We should stop being religious hypocites.
Health › Re: Couple Accuses Hospital Of Negligence As One Of Their Twin Babies Dies by UncleKoboko: 6:34am On Jan 18, 2021
ukaface:
Another thread to bash nurses

I'm sha minding my business
Very stupîd comment.
Don't you have brains?
Family › Re: Why Do Women Lose Interest In Sex After Marriage? by UncleKoboko: 6:22am On Jan 18, 2021
Ilekokonit:
Most black women lose interest in sex after 2 kids.

It could be because some were circumcised and so do not have the most sensitive part of their Instruments intact anymore. Their clitoris may have been chopped off. The clitoris is meant to be like a mini penis that gets engorged with blood when aroused and it has a cap like the penis and so just like a man whose penile cap has been chopped off may never reach orgasm, likewise a woman whose entire clitoris has been hacked off may never achieve orgasm ans so sex to such damaged women is like a chore as they don't enjoy it and only engage in it to trap a man for marriage and kids.

Also, one of the major causes why black women lose interest in sex after 2 kids is because after each child birth, black women damage the lining of their vaginas by steaming it with boiling water when they sit on potties filled with boiling water, herbs and Dettol all in the name of healing the insides of their reproductive tract. This has the effect of cooking the insides of their vagina to a point where they no longer have much feeling in their vagina as the sensitive nerves in their vagina has been damaged beyond repair and because they can not feel anything in their vagina (barring a horse dick), they shy away from sex which they no longer enjoy because they have with their own hands damaged their own vagina.

This is before factoring in that after 2 kids, their vaginas has been stretched / widened and at times torn by a difficult child birth and so with them now boiling their vaginas by sitting of a potty filled with boiling water, the result is that their vaginas are no longer fit for purpose as they can no longer feel their husbands dick and they then start using sex as a weapon by denying the man sex and so the man has no choice and decides to satisfy his natural urges outside with a woman who gives him sexual healing and also treats him better than his wife who by now is only interested in the kids and loves neglecting her husbands needs.
Black women or Brown women?
Do black people exist?
Family › Re: Why Do Women Lose Interest In Sex After Marriage? by UncleKoboko:
CalliDora1:
undecided
Na food?

On a more serious note though, I think what usually causes it is, the woman is most times overwhelmed with the wifely duties at the homefront. in the process she's expended therefore sex will be the last thing on her mind as the passion for it will have died from exaustion from doing chores. If you observed, it usually happens after the kids have started coming and the workload has increased.

If the man can make arrangements for a house help ( not necessarily a live-in help) to assist with the chores, the woman will be more relaxed to reason sex as it's only a relaxed mind that can get a woman in the mood tongue.
Which chores?
Na only Una dey do chores?
What about a man who leaves his home early in the morning and come back late at night just to put food on the table?

I think the problem is selfishness from the wife's side and lack of organization.
Family › Re: Why Do Women Lose Interest In Sex After Marriage? by UncleKoboko: 5:59am On Jan 18, 2021
RisenPhoenix1:
Women use sex to buy love. Men use love to buy sex. Like any economic transaction each party is looking to find a bargain, i.e. spend the minimum amount of their currency to purchase the maximum amount of the service they need. So once women have gotten the man's commitment, they will thereafter spend as little sex as is necessary to keep him from straying to another market. Whereas, once a man has acquired the woman's sexual favours, he will spend the minimum amount of love and commitment to keep her from withholding them. The best solution is to marry more than one wife. Thereafter, they can share the sexual burden among themselves, and the man can pretend to love all of them equally and share a little of his attention among each of them; satisfying all parties involved.

Factoid of life. Free of charge for you.
Thank God for Islam
Sports › Re: Rehabilitation Works Begin At The National Stadium, Surulere, Lagos by UncleKoboko: 5:31am On Jan 18, 2021
Good.

They should quickly fix it to a good standard so that we can start seeing nollywood movies there for as low as N500.
How dare all these nonsense Nigerian actors and actresses put their useless movies in cinemas and put the same pricetag on it like quality foreign movies?

How can I watch their useless comedies and dramas for N2500 and N3000?

God forbid!
Untill they start spending money on their movies to reach the quality of international standards, I CAN NEVER SEE A NOLLYWOOD MOVIE FOR MORE THAN N500.

Romance › Re: Should I Marry A Divorcee wih Two Children or Opt To Be His Baby Mama For N10m? by UncleKoboko: 2:20pm On Jan 17, 2021
Weyrey
You don't need any advice...
What you'll do is in your mind already...
Nairaland General › Re: I Have A 3 Months Used Samsung A60 For Sale by UncleKoboko: 11:28am On Jan 17, 2021
Anointedclass:
I have a 3 Months used Samsung A60 for sale 40k in Lagos
Call or WhatsApp 0 7o89962470
Pictures
Romance › Re: Genuine Relationship by UncleKoboko: 10:39am On Jan 17, 2021
leketon:
A matured and well cultured lady ready for genuine relationship in Abuja should contact 09030417834. Thanks!
Just like that?
And WTH are you?
Phones › Re: A Week Old Samsung A51 by UncleKoboko: 10:26am On Jan 17, 2021
Ofemmanu1:
50k
Mea fit manage buy am 60k sef
Phones › Re: A Week Old Samsung A51 by UncleKoboko: 10:26am On Jan 17, 2021
100trillion:
New = N125,500.00

He ain't ready for biz. cheesy
No mind am.

Something wey he don burst open and rocked for like two weeks.

He's still day dreaming to sell it the same price.

Keep dreaming grin

Christianity Etc › Re: Stop Calling Me Jesus by UncleKoboko: 9:40am On Jan 17, 2021
Lol
Nonsense imaginations.
I know many Nigerians that have the guy's portrait in their house and churches where they worship it.

They create imaginary problems just to able to sell imaginary solutions

Phones › Re: A Week Old Samsung A51 by UncleKoboko: 9:36am On Jan 17, 2021
youngderek1:
A week old Samsung A51 4/128 for sale with all its accessories in tact for 125k...slightly negotiable

Contact 09065103347
How much con be brand new?

You people can be very funny sha grin
Christianity Etc › Re: When Your Girlfriend Is Disturbing You For Sex by UncleKoboko: 8:58am On Jan 17, 2021
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Romance › Re: I Set My Boyfriend Ablaze After Forced Sex – 17-yrs Prospective Law Student (pic by UncleKoboko: 11:15pm On Jan 16, 2021
trapper4L:
OGA YOU MADE SOME POINT, BUT CALLING OUT GENERATION USELESS IS PLAIN STUPIDITY.

YOUR GENERATION WAS WORSE , Y'ALL DIDN'T HAVE MOBILES PHONES TO EVEN KNOW WHAT'S HAPPENING IN THE WORLD.

SCOLD THE GIRL NOT OUR GENERATION..

WHAT THIS GENERATION CAN DO YOUR GENERATION COULD ONLY FANTASIZE ABOUT. #ENDSARS IS JUST pre-intimacy
I guess I have been vindicated...
Phone/Internet Market › Re: Oppo A52 For Sale by UncleKoboko: 11:10pm On Jan 16, 2021
bizza45:
Oya I don agree....where u dey make we deal
Lagos
Surulere
Romance › Re: Top 10 Nollywood Actresses With Highest Followers On Instagram. by UncleKoboko: 6:38pm On Jan 16, 2021
Question o..

Why do female artists call themselves ACTOR?
ACTOR should be reserved for males! You Vagina people are fûcking ACTRESSES AND NOT ACTORS.
Celebrities › Re: Shata Wale Calls Out Burna Boy On Instagram For Allegedly Talking About Him by UncleKoboko:
Idǐot! So you have to come online to start ranting like a bǐtch? Real niggaz won't do that...

Please I have a question o...

Why do Ghanaians have problem with English language?

It seems less than 10% of their population can actually read, speak and write in English language.

I get amused a lot whenever I watch their TV channels on strong satellite. You'll hardly see a TV station that speaks English. Another thing that amazes is the abuse of freedom on their TV channels. You'll see RITUALISTS, CULTISTS AND MONEY DOUBLER SCAMMERS (Nana people) promoting their criminal business live on TV. It's crazy!
Phone/Internet Market › Re: Redmi Note 9 Pro For Sale (90K) by UncleKoboko: 6:03pm On Jan 16, 2021
majortwild:
The device is 100% clean and Almost new no single fault has latest Firm ware and comes with Free screen guard and Free pouch also original charger no single issue You can call or whatapp me am available 24/7 SLIGHTLY NEGOTIABLE

6gb /128gb


Location: lagos

Price 90k
77k cash?
Phone/Internet Market › Re: Oppo A52 For Sale by UncleKoboko: 6:02pm On Jan 16, 2021
bizza45:
Still available for grabs
Sell this thing 65 make I pay
The thing don too tey for your hand o
Technology Market › Re: SHOP & SHIP ON AMAZON, EBAY, USA AND UK SITES by UncleKoboko: 5:52pm On Jan 16, 2021
DukeLad:
Still taking orders
Is it still 380?
Crime › Re: Yahoo Boys Throw Money Into A Dirty River During Ritual by UncleKoboko: 5:47pm On Jan 16, 2021
bottlewater1:
nawa o

wetin afonja no go see for under bridge
Afonja go see wetin OSU pig no fit see

Romance › Re: She Has A Child For Someone But Wants Me To Marry Her. Help by UncleKoboko: 5:39pm On Jan 16, 2021
22brains:
There's this girl am dating, she's beautiful and has everything a man wants in a woman.

But The problem is "she had a child outside wedlock" and hardly go about without carrying The baby(5yrs old). This makes me feel embarrassed among my peers, knowing am not the legitimate father.

She always gets upset whenever I try to know about the father of her child. All she has told me of him is they broke up.

She also pressures me to marry her that she is tired staying with her mom.

She's 20yrs while am 26. Should I succumb or Jakpa? Please help a brother with some advice.
You'll be a very unfortunate person if you end up with her. Most likely, she'll soon trap you down with another pregnancy...

She's stubborn
Most likely useless
Romance › Re: I Set My Boyfriend Ablaze After Forced Sex – 17-yrs Prospective Law Student (pic by UncleKoboko:
Unfortunate Idǐot!

Many of these so-called adults and parents of this generation are completely USELESS and TERRIBLE parents.

Most children of this age grow up being MANNERLESS, WAYWARD, and lacks proper home training.

I know many girls between 15-25 years that can't cook, wash their own clothes, clean and do many simple chores. How do you now raise your own children?
But they have 3 to 8 body counts already.

- The only thing most boys know how to do is gambling, doing drugs, playing video games and pressing phone from morning till night, while the girls go about having sex with different men in the name of boyfriends, watch Telemundo and Zeeworld all day, stay on social media all day posting rubbish and lazying about.
Most of them don't know how to do anything properly except spreading legs around.

I blame the parents 90%!

The crazy thing is, most of these parents won't even tolerate nonsense from other people's children living with them or maids. That's why most of this maids grow up to become better than their useless children.

Imagine a 17 years old has already done 3 ABORTIONS cry
Useless generation.
Travel › Re: Pictures Of The New International Terminal At MMIA by UncleKoboko: 5:23am On Jan 16, 2021
Camera pictures


Go there live, you go see something else. grin
Christianity Etc › Re: Who Made Satan? by UncleKoboko: 10:50pm On Jan 15, 2021
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Lucifer1419:
Most Christians believe the answer to that question is obvious: “God created Satan.” But that is not really true. God created Lucifer. That may seem like a small distinction at first glance, but once you understand who really made Satan, it will change your perspective of him forever.

You will never again doubt your authority over the devil. You will realize that he is an inferior being, unable to do anything without the cooperation of a human being. And any fear you have of him will disappear as you realize he is nothing but a big zero with the rim knocked off.

I believe that God created everything, including Lucifer. He created Lucifer as a powerful anointed angel. However, Lucifer wasn’t satisfied with that, and he didn’t remain the anointed cherub that God created him to be.

Ezekiel 28:13-14 describe him as he originally was in the Garden of Eden:

“Thou hast been in Eden the garden of God; every precious stone was thy covering, the sardius, topaz, and the diamond, the beryl, the onyx, and the jasper, the sapphire, the emerald, and the carbuncle, and gold: the workmanship of thy tabrets and of thy pipes was prepared in thee in the day that thou wast created. Thou art the anointed cherub that covereth; and I have set thee so: thou wast upon the holy mountain of God; thou hast walked up and down in the midst of the stones of fire.”

Most people believe that Lucifer took one-third of the angels and rebelled against God in heaven, where he was defeated and then cast to earth. This is all taken from one scripture, in Revelation 12:4, and was popularized by Finis Dake in the Dake’s Bible commentary. I don’t believe that is what actually happened.

I believe that Satan was originally on this earth in the Garden of Eden as Lucifer. He was God’s number one angel sent to earth to be a blessing to Adam and Eve.

Hebrews 1:14 says this about angels:

“Are they not all ministering spirits, sent forth to minister for them who shall be heirs of salvation?”

Lucifer wasn’t sent to the earth to tempt Adam and Eve but to bless them. He was an angelic being sent to be their protector, to minister to them, and to serve them. He was there on a divine mission, still in his perfect state. It was in the Garden that his transgression against God was conceived and carried out.

Ezekiel 28:15 goes on to say,

“Thou wast perfect in thy ways from the day that thou wast created, till iniquity was found in thee.”

I have never been able to follow the logic that God sent Satan to earth to tempt man and see how he would respond. As a father, would you take your two-year-old child and put him or her in a cage with a lion just to see how he or she would respond? That would obviously be irresponsible; the child would be no match for the lion. God wouldn’t do that to us, and he didn’t do that to Adam and Eve.

So, what made Lucifer turn against God? Lucifer watched as God did something for man that He had never done with any other of His creation. When God created man, not only was he made in the very image of God, but he was then given unconditional authority over this earth.

Genesis 1:26 says,

“And God said, Let us make man in our image, after our likeness: and let them have dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the fowl of the air, and over the cattle, and over all the earth, and over every creeping thing that creepeth upon the earth.”

He didn’t say to them, “Now as long as you follow my leading and as long as you do what I want you to do, I will let you have dominion over the earth.” There was zero qualification for this power and authority. God spoke it and that was it.

God says in Psalm 89:34,

“My covenant will I not break, nor alter the thing that is gone out of my lips.”

In Hebrews 1:3 it says,

“Who being the brightness of his glory, and the express image of his person, and upholding all things by the word of his power, when he had by himself purged our sins, sat down on the right hand of the Majesty on high” (emphasis mine).

What this is saying is that God cannot lie; it’s the integrity of His Word that holds the entire universe together. Unlike human beings who reserve the right to change their minds, God will not violate His Word. When He told Adam and Eve they had dominion, authority, and power to subdue and rule, it was done.

Lucifer understood the integrity of God’s words, and when he heard this, I believe his antenna went up. He saw that Adam and Eve had something he wanted but didn’t have: They had unconditional authority. In a way, they had been made the gods of this world; it was theirs to rule and subdue.

We read in Psalm 115:16,

“The heaven, even the heavens, are the LORD’S: but the earth hath he given to the children of men.”

Even though Lucifer may have been God’s number one angel, he still wanted more. He was jealous and envious; he actually wanted to take God’s place.

In Isaiah 14:13 it says,

“For thou hast said in thine heart, I will ascend into heaven, I will exalt my throne above the stars of God: I will sit also upon the mount of the congregation, in the sides of the north.”

The next verse says,

“I will ascend above the heights of the clouds; I will be like the most High.”

Lucifer understood that if he could deceive Adam and Eve into willingly relinquishing their authority to him that he could become the god of this world. He could take the authority that was given to mankind, use it to thwart the kingdom of God, and receive the praise and adoration and glory he wanted.

Romans 6:16 says this,

“Know ye not, that to whom ye yield yourselves servants to obey, his servants ye are to whom ye obey; whether of sin unto death, or of obedience unto righteousness?”

So, who made Satan? We did! The moment Adam and Eve yielded to Lucifer, he became Satan, the god of this world. You might be thinking, But Satan deceived them. Shouldn’t God have stopped him?
Read 1 Timothy 2:14:
And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression.”
Adam knew what he was doing.
I believe the moment Lucifer transgressed against God, he lost his angelic power. Satan now has no power or authority of his own; he only has what he has been able to deceive people into giving him. Now, that is a powerful statement.
Think about what that means to you as a believer. When we are resisting the devil and fighting against him, Satan does not have a superior power or authority. He is absolutely dependent upon the cooperation of a human being who will empower him with the authority God gave them.
Satan is going about like a roaring lion seeking whom he may devour. He is looking for people who will open the door through things like lust, rebellion, strife, unforgiveness, fear, and more. When we yield to those things, we are empowering him to destroy us, and I guarantee you, given the opportunity, he will eat your lunch and pop the bag.
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Another rubbish epistle.

It seems the confusion is everlasting from generation to generation.

Do you know the meaning of Omnipotent and omniscience?

This write and topic proves that Your god is not the almighty God.
Crime › Re: The Effrontery! You Can't Believe What I Just Found On Alibaba. See Screenshot. by UncleKoboko:
ibinaboonline:
I was just scrolling through Facebook when I met this alibaba sponsored page. I couldn't believe my eyes. Imagine the possibilities.
Na only you understand this nonsense o
Romance › Re: Advice Please!!! by UncleKoboko: 10:36pm On Jan 15, 2021
Rubbish and hallucinations


Africans and senselessness sha...
Romance › Re: I Engaged My Girlfriend, Now I Am Thinking Of Calling Off The Engagement by UncleKoboko: 10:22pm On Jan 15, 2021
Serene123:
I have gone as far as secretly getting access to her WhatsApp. I didn't see any single chat with her and the guy nor another person. But the calls just keep pisisng me off.

I realised I shouldn't have gone that far. I should have just be calmed and let her do her wish
RUBBISH

Is she that foolish not to know how to delete sensitive information?
Romance › Re: I Engaged My Girlfriend, Now I Am Thinking Of Calling Off The Engagement by UncleKoboko:
Serene123:
Please I will need your constructive opinion on this. Been battling with this thoughts for some time now.

I engaged my girl last year. Reason why I did engage her was because I saw her intent to be with me. I have seen her gave out her cash to help get somethings for our new apartment. She has even used her cash to buy some properties she wants in the house when we get married.
She has stood and defended me to her family on why she is getting married to me. She has really earned my trust and never regretted engaging her. She is one girl that every man will like to have as wife

In the course of our relationship months back, I noticed there is this guy that call her. I questioned and she said is just a friend. I have told her I am not comfortable with the call. Yes I have listened to the calls and it doesn't sound serious
On 25th Dec I place a call across to her phone and she wasn't picking. She later told me reason why she didn't pick.
While we were together I noticed she didn't pick cos she went out with the same guy I have been complaining about. I got to know via a pic.
She has insisted nothing serious is going on.
I was so angry and I needed to take her phone and check up something. We struggled with the phone and she injured her nails.. She is saying I am a woman beater and I have anger issue.
She started keeping to herself and phone and was bold to tell me that this action of mine has succeeded in killing the feelings she has for me.

She has asked for time to get her mental health back and for close to two weeks now we haven't been flowing well..

I have tried to talk to her so we fix this shit but she said she needs time.

I have decided to give her the time she needs while I focus on something else. Yes, I miss her

I won't lie, is emotional for me and someone is currently trying to fill her vacuum by being all nice. I am getting closer to her, but my heart still yearn for my fiance.

I don't know if I am doing the right thing by being close to another lady. I don't know if I should belivee her that she has lost feelings for me and move on.
I need your advise.

Sorry for the lengthy thread
You people just like fooling YOURSELVES.

You claimed to trust her, yet you're bothered about a guy (probably her sex mate or ex) she refused to let go.

Let me say this to you, and it's the blunt truth.

THAT GUY IS NOT JUST A FRIEND

SHE DOESN'T RESPECT YOU

SHE HAS MANY THINGS THAT SHE'S HIDING

IT WILL DEFINITELY END IN TEARS...
Foreign Affairs › Re: Biden Appoints Funmi Olorunnipa Badejo As White House Counsel by UncleKoboko: 9:51pm On Jan 15, 2021
Good.

That jobless OSU ipob pig that use to cancel comments and troll people up and down won't like this.

Jobless BASTĄRD

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