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prince3009:
Useless weak men everywhere these days.

Who else apart from me have noticed this trend on the picture below in commercial motorcycles these days?

SIMPS everywhere you go!!!

senseless illustration.
Only fools..

So if na your wife, you go prefer make dem dey use prick chuk am from back and make another man dey rest him back for her breasts?

Use your brain nau

NkanAkpanika:
The Ibrahim Babangida Avenue Flood Control Project that cuts across 17 communities in 3 Local Government Areas of Akwa Ibom state, Work is on Course and is sure to be delivered on time.

The Hon. Commissioner for Environment, Akwa Ibom State, Sir Charles Udoh accompanied by the permanent secretary , Mr. Nsudoh Nsudoh, the state coordinator NEWMAP Dr. Ubong Harrison, Director of Flood and Erosion, Mr Okon Effiong, Project Contractors, and Supervisors, visited the IBB Flood Control Project Site to ensure a good job done and that delivery is in line with the approved work plan.

All this is in line with the Vision and Completion Agenda of His Excellency, Mr Udom Emmanuel in ensuring that flood is properly managed and also the environmental health and safety of the people is well managed.

Why is that Bastąrd destroyer's name used?

Ibb the evil genius.
Useless senile thief

Not surprised.
People have multiple sims

I know an OSU pig here that opens 10-20 Nairaland accounts every day to troll people.

drinoayo:
Music executive, Tee Billz has taken a swipe at those who always tell him to shave his armpit hairs,Igbere TV reports.

Tee Billz who described such people as "lowlife smelling idiots", stated that real men don't shave their armpit.

He wrote;

https://www.instagram.com/p/CKRcpPcFwFO/?igshid=1lzspg0qatnwr

Tell him, Foolish fool who told him that?

Simp

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sapphiere:
Watch video here.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p-M4kBLvliA

You get brains at all?
Shay lasma dey Oyo State?

slawormiir:
Damnnn niggarrrr
Computer science anyday anytime twice on Wednesday

You can be a programmer...

If programming nor work
Then bombing will be easy for you... or you can do the two simultaneously or rather concurrently
That is my programming room....first picture
And the second picture is my satum( inner room where you bomb and huzzle)
I only use my MacBook pro for bombing...

How many times will you post this nonsense picture?
For your mind, you dey market abi?
E k pa

FalseProphet1:
I see their marriage hitting the rocks, I see Trump's daughter filing for divorce, I see them going their seperate ways.

That's why you'll forever be a false prophet.

Rubbish attention seeker.

Kaduna1stson:
I heard that fulani herdsmen are selling lands in Oyo forests and the lands are cheaper than what yorubas sell them. Is it better to buy from fulani herdsmen?

Or deh
Anambra last pikin

Racoon:
The region and backwardness are like siasmen twins

Yes
The religion likes human sacrifice

Fahdiga:
Done for Allah's sake

Abi

[s][quote author= post=98209748]More on TRAINS.....

Kudos to our darling Daddy for all the good works he and his Vice president have been doing all over our darling nation.

Slow and steady, Nigeria will be great in our lifetime.

I HATE TRAINS.
I HATE BRIDGES.
I HATE RICE.
I HATE TALLEST BUILDING EAST OF THE NIGER


Let me give the background to this piece. I was reading some comments on Twitter early in the week, when I ran into this one by one Dr Ben Gbenro: “Why are some people allergic to good news about Nigeria? You are angry about the test-run of Lagos-Ibadan rail, you are angry about the development in Onne Port, but will eagerly amplify any negative news even if it’s not true. Something is wrong with you and I am here to tell you.”

Of course, that comment generated responses, both positive and negative. But the one that caught my fancy specially was by Ayekooto, who declared: “We have got to a stage when GMB achievements can no longer be denied but hated. I hate trains. I hate bridges. I hate rice.”

Very profound. A lot of people can no longer deny the many achievements of President Muhammadu Buhari, particularly in the area of infrastructure, building a new Nigeria, and so, they have decided to hate it. Sad. Very sad.

Nobody can deny that there are very serious challenges in the country, particularly in the areas of security, the economy, and standard of living generally. But that is not all there is to Nigeria of today, and those challenges are being addressed very robustly. That hymn says “behind a frowning providence, He hides a smiling face. His purposes will ripen fast, unfolding every hour.” We will surely see an end to the challenges, if we all work together, and eschew hate speeches.

Why then do some people choose to see and amplify only negative things? Why do they choose to remain willfully blind and deaf to positive things? And surrounded and confronted by salutary developments, they keep repeating; what has the Buhari administration achieved? Show us.

You tell them that just last weekend, there was a test run of the Lagos-Ibadan rail project, with brand new coaches that will begin commercial operation before the end of the year.That is happening in a country where we were told we couldn’t afford new coaches when our oil was selling at over 100 dollars per barrel. Now, at about 40 dollars per barrel, we are launching new coaches. Instead of giving credit to a prudent government, they just say; I hate trains.

Okay, if you hate trains, what of brand new airports in Abuja, Port Harcourt, Kano, Enugu, and others in the works? There was a time we were said to parade the worst airports in the world. But not any longer. Buhari reversed it in his four years. What do they say about that? They look up, look down, scratch their heads, and say; I hate airports. I’ve never even boarded a plane in my life, and I don’t want to board. Will I ever enter a plane if I’d been killed by bandits?

Okay. You hate airports and planes. What of bridges being built over rivers in different parts of the country, most especially the Second River Niger Bridge, which the People’s Democratic Party (PDP) built with mouth for 16 years. You tell them that the bridge is almost 50% done, and should be completed in the first quarter of 2022. There’s also the Loko-Oweto Bridge, linking Benue and Nasarawa States. It was started by a previous administration, but almost completed now. Like a cornered rat, their eyes dart furtively from corner to corner, seeking a hole to enter. Finding none, they tell you deadpan: I hate bridges.

Okay. All those are physical structures. So they want stomach infrastructure. You then tell them of the rice revolution, which has freed us from being a net importer of the product in the world. You point out that if Buhari hadn’t put his money where his mouth was, and encouraged us to go back to the land, causing rice farmers to rise from six to 12 million, we would have been in serious trouble when COVID-19 struck. How would we have imported rice, with all international borders closed, and no foreign exchange to even place orders? They pat their tummies gingerly, belch after a hearty meal, and then declare: I hate rice.

A Cancer Centre has been built and commissioned by President Buhari at the Lagos University Teaching Hospital (LUTH). An ultra-modern diagnostic center also built and commissioned in Kano. And just this week, another diagnostic centre built at a cost of $5.5 million, was commissioned at the Federal Medical Centre, Umuahia, in Abia State. What do they say of all these? “I hate hospitals. May I never need to use any diagnostic centre. It is not my portion.”

You join them to say amen, since you don’t have a hateful heart. And you remind them that the largest ever vessel in the country, Maerskline Stadelhorn, with a length of 300 meters and width of 48 meters, berthed few days ago at Onne Port, in Rivers State. That is the biggest ever container vessel to berth in any part of Nigeria. Onne people were delirious with joy, and praised the government to high heavens, because no vessel had come to their port for 12 years, till August last year, under Buhari. You tell the naysayers the positive economic implications, but they refuse to listen. They dive under water, shouting as they go: We hate container vessels.

You then take them to Yenagoa, in Bayelsa State. Just last week, the skyline of South-south and South-East was transformed, as President Buhari commissioned the tallest Federal Government structure in the region, the 17-story Nigerian Content Tower, Headquarters of Nigerian Content Development and Monitoring Board (NCDMB).

The architectural masterpiece occupies an area equivalent to four football fields, and has a 1,000 seater conference centre plus a 10 MW power plant. Started in late 2015, now completed, all under Buhari. Engineer Simbi Wabote, Executive Secretary of the agency paid tribute to the resolve, determination and encouragement of the President, that saw the structure to completion in record time. And Wabote, third E.S of NCDMB in its 10 years history, has written his name in gold. Just because he has a supportive President.

Minister of State for Petroleum, Chief Timipre Sylvia, under whose tenure as Bayelsa State Governor the land was allocated for the project, declared: “The commissioning of this building is symbolic in many ways. It shows that Mr President is keen to see infrastructural development in every part of the country...It shows that skyscrapers and other laudable infrastructure can be built in the Niger Delta.”

But they say Buhari hasn’t achieved anything. You show them the 17-story building, and as they gaze skyward, their caps and headgear fall off. You pick the cap and headgear, dust and hand them back. And you ask, brothers and sisters, how now? Rather than admit defeat, they pull the caps and headgear over their eyes, and grumbled: We hate skyscrapers. They make us dizzy.

At that point, you pity them.
You realize that they need prayers.
They hate everything good.
They hate anything uplifting.
They hate development.
They hate their country.
They even hate themselves.


To the enemies of the country,
Children of hate, Frustrations and perdition,
Lovers of bad news,
The anointing wey all of us @[color=#006600][/color] carry,
No be una Papa mate!
No Cap!

MAY BUHARI SUCCEED.


Amen and God bless you real good.
Happy New Year.


God bless you and God bless your parents for giving us a wise man like you.
You are one of the few sane people we have here.
Keep it up and Happy New Year! [/quote][/s]
What is the essence of this rubbish?

IS BRAIN PAINING YOU??

Nanaborga:
FFK the real hypocrite , a Christian that has married and divorced more women than we can imagine , not to mention his concubines and one night stand chicks , this guy na real hypocrites, I doubt if this guy can count all his children, not to talk about the ones we suspect he fathered with Bianca...............

That is many Christians for you, yet they condemn Islam...

Infolenka:
7. Nina_ivy_

2 Million Followers

Lol
See ninǎ shameless olosho dey call herself public figure
Instead of public toilet

PlayerMeji:
So we in Africa that managed to stay alive throughout 536AD do not need any mention?

Can't you people keep your own records!?

Sometimes, I'm so ashamed of my race...

Money2000:
Hello NLers... Sometimes ago, I was in dilemma to leave my loyal and faithful girlfriend...
Guess what? I finally caught her cheating. She was double dating for 3 months (dating myself and one other guy).

I have dated this babe for 4 years, until I caught her cheating. I was so angry that I ended the relationship.
I am in a new relationship anyway, but I can’t seem to find the friendship I had with my ex.

I sometimes feel I go extra miles to impress this new girl (not like she bills me, but I caught her one time receiving money gift from a guy, whom she claims that they are just friends, and that she would stop talking to him) although she appreciates every little thing I do. She has also been supportive.

My ex apologized and beg me to reconcile things with her, but I thought I love this new babe more than her... so I told her to move on. After like 2 months, she has finally moved on oh.

The problem now is that, I am beginning to miss my ex so much, the friendship we had, the mind blowing s*x and some other experience we had together, how we have helped each other grow in life financially (my ex was with me when I was broke and had nothing) P.S: my new gf is kind of boring in bed, her pre-intimacy game and s*x is nothing compared to my ex (I prefer my ex)...

These days, any small thing, I am dreaming of my ex, seeing her in my dream, which makes me very happy... but when I wake up to reality, I become sad because it’s just a dream.

I have taken this my new gf to family, and I’ve also met her family too...

Now, I am in a dilemma if to go beg my ex for reconciliation because I miss her so much... I think I have actually not moved on...

I need your advice pls

Some people are MISERABLY stupîd but don't have anyone to tell them...
I pity your future...

dadavivo:
Mr Governor be very careful don't forget the Fulanis put you in power and they can use supreme court to take it from you if they want.

We the Fulani will not leave our land, which is Nigeria

Wey rey

nairavsdollars:
https://www.independent.ng/im-in-2023-presidential-race-to-liberate-nigeria-yahaya-bello/

Please ask the idiot if he has finished liberating kogi State. That underdeveloped dust-pile state.

NaijaRoyalty:
She's beautiful than all of Tinubu daughters put together

Trouble maker

I'm sure you see Tinubu in your nightmares daily

YoonSung79:
Who cares?

How does your street and it's environment look?
Please use your brain!

ukaface:
Abeg shift

As you no want get sense, what comes around, goes around...

meobizy:
It depends on how much I love the woman. Things are easier to handle when the person loves you more. In my harem, only two get my full attention. The rest can do whatever they want. It stings a little to hear the lesser females cavorted with men. Then again they deserve their freedom. I can't waste their time promising more than I'm willing to give. My top two get excommunicated immediately I hear of them trying any nonsense. In trying to balance life, getting rid of emotional rollercoasters was one of my best decisions.

Are you a SHEmaIe?

CalliDora1:
A house gird can do all that because that is basically her job. Does she go for any other outdoor jobs like the wife? No.



You think so?
A man once posted here on nairaland how his wife travelled for only 8days and he was left to take up her role while she was away. Within three days, he was already feeling the heat and complaining bitterly. a He then admitted the wife was a super woman and appreciated her so much in that post. So you asking which chores, try switching roles with your woman one day and see if you can cope for two days.

..."does she go for any other outside job"...
Seriously, you don't have any reasonable point or excuse.

Olunmercy56:
It depends. But I hate cheaters.

It's cheats and not cheaters