₦airaland Forum

My question for you now is, if you say the ones in the Qur'an and Bible are silly, what or who then do you think is behind the creation of everything?

Don4eva:
I do not support physical abuse sha, though it is necessary sometimes, am not saying he deserves it, but most times it is good to do the needful



Next time he won't joke with the power given to him




2023 election he will be like

Cute � . Looks innocent.

seanwilliam:
I have pm two ladies since I' registered my account for the past 4 years..

Two of them
1. Undauntedyoca( beginning of this year or there about )
2. Rukydelta( 2 years ago)


I was attracted to first girl cos of her intellectual .. I later lost interest in taking things further cos she doesnt live close and me no like far distance talk talk.. besides I regretted the PM , I just didnt like it maybe cos it kinda bruise my ego ..although the girl is very mature ..
I was attracted to the second cos of her beauty..




The second girl was during my simping day sha,





Can I send pm to any girl again on nairaland? Yes, it will be on the ground of business not relationship

Hakhakhakhakhakhakhakhakhakhakhakhakhakhakhak. How in the world did your ego get bruised? I didn't do anything wrong na. As for the distance, I was serving when you PMd, lol. Lol. This has got me laughing.

Nigerianization:
The traffic warder wanted to run out of guilt but was overpowered by kindness. he must have remembered all the times he extorted drivers, traffic offenders and other motorists and feared that retribution is here on seeing the crowd, but alas, they are not on his level. So, after the show of love as payment for his past misdeeds, he became shy and cried. I pray this marks a new beginning for him. Let the change continue with him.

You might be wrong.

Hey guys, does anyone know where I can purchase soy wax and gel either in Lagos or Ibadan?
Please let me.know if you do, thanks.

Is it right for the government to be unjust and this country to be backwards despite the availability of numerous resources and intelligent minds that exist in the country?

FirstKang:
Hello, we are an international community of weirdos looking for people from different countries and cultures to join us at kotchan.fun/chat/int. If you are interested in discussing fun things in a friendly international community, we look forward to seeing you.

Will there be French speaking people there? Interested.

Are you well informed about the female Instruments at all?
The vagina has a natural odour. Once it becomes offensive then one should visit the hospital to determine the cause. Yeast infection, type of underwear, type of sanitary pad and some other stuff are some of the causes of offensive vagina odour.

Police arrested policemen
Lol. They ought to be sacked and serve some time.

Eh oooo. Nawao.

Violent people everywhere?

These Fulani guys, if no be say my godfather na hausa-fulani plus say I no dey swear for people ehn, I for just dey curse dem once I hear Fulani!
Mtcheeeewwwww.

They were just looking for money to set up business. Lol, just kidding, congrats to those who found love during NYSC.

TheSourcerer:
Always felt something like this should exist .
God clearly does not .

Hey toi! Ça va?!

edoairways:
Good one from our Africa brother. However can the writer explain how Ghana is our neighbors when we have Benin, and Cameroun is as our closeness neighbors?

According to his map, Ghana is either on the left or right side of Nigeria.

Yes, I hadn't yet received my order from Konga when I had first read this.
So, I have been wanting to purchase a tambour embroidery hoop for a while now (say about a month or so) but couldn't get it in stores/market. I looked it up on Konga but didn't get it there, I then continued my search on Jumia and voila! There they were, TAMBOUR EMBROIDERY HOOPS staring with invincible eyes right back at me, I was so excited because I had also put up a picture on my WhatsApp status with hopes that all the so-called importer/exporter on my WhatsApp list would have even if it was just one of the inches of the embroidery hoops but it was all to no avail. Well, not only were the hoops available on Jumia, they were also very affordable and discounted as well. After having gone through all the hoops there were, I then proceeded to purchase the 5 types of inches there were (5 or 6? ����� My memory has failed me!) Well, I sha ordered or all the inches there were and went on to purchase other stuff for the throw pillows and pillows I needed to make. After having added everything to the cart and seen the sum, I proceeded to whatever stage is next when purchasing stuff online. There I saw a sum of #40 something thousand naira ������ ehn? What did I purchase na? According to the prices of the things I had purchased, all I had to pay was about #10k and the waybill shouldn't be more than #2,500, why then was I seeing 40 something thousand naira? That's how I abandoned everything.
Fast forward to few weeks later, I'm in Lagos but was yet to see what I needed so I went on Konga again and this time, I saw a beautiful hoop and the price wasn't bad but more expensive compared to how much it cost on Jumia, I'm in dire need of it so I had to buy the only inch that was available, excited to finally be getting it, I patiently waited and few hours ago, this Konga delivery guy called to ask to meet him outside! Once he handed me the parcel, I knew I had entered it. I jejely collected it and went in to unwrap it and what I saw was pretty saddening, lol, it's way smaller that what I had expected! Way too small and very much unlike the beauty I had seen on Konga. I'm disappointed but a beggar is of no choice. ���
Oh yes, even the handheld sewing machine I purchased alongside the hoop is just too small, it looks like a mini stapler and now I've got to purchase a bigger one.

Regardless:
The first phone my parents bought for me was Nokia C1 for 5k and I desperately wanted to upgrade after a while. I went to work in a factory and I got like 8k. I contacted a friend of mine who swapped his phone for a better phone with some balance of course. He did it in Onitsha (Emeka offor plaza) and I pleaded with him to escort me. I paid our tfare and we got there, I picked up the model before Nokia navigator because of the sleekness and outstanding camera.

Priced 6k plus my Nokia C1.. I paid and immediately one guy told me about a fantastic anti-virus and I went to his shop. This guy scanned my phone and said my money was 3k plus. After bickering back and forth, he refused and seized my phone. Me and my friend couldn't say anything because the guy was huge. We looked like ants - we just finished SS3.. Las las after we cried and begged, one of his customers begged him and he left us stripping us of 2k and leaving us with our tfare.

After getting back from that horrible experience with much tears, I noticed that the screen of the phone was white but I was too happy to think anything negative. The phone fell down after some weeks and the screen went blank. I changed the screen with 2k. After a while, some keys stopped working, I fixed it with another 1.5k.. I ended up fixing keypad 3 times and changing the screen 2 times plus the batteries I brought to support it.

I ended up selling the phone for 3.5k... Lol...

That was the last day I bought a second hand phone from sellers. If no be new one with receipt, carry your wahala dy go.

Hakhakhakhakhakhakhakhakhak, I can't stop laughing ooooo. Lol . I don't like buying used gadgets either, they never last. Once I need a new gadget i save up ahead for it. I no like wahala.

Wow! This is highly commendable, having taught for 3 years myself, I can attest to the fact that being a teacher isn't easy. It takes zeal, selflessness, patience and some other qualities to be a great teacher.

ZhiosonWind:
you will get a good 3 bedroom flat with spacious environment with 150 to 180 where I am

Where exactly is that? Is it close to Lekki or what's the tfare like? How safe and conducive is it?

For real, living in Lagos isn't a joke. I'd also like to get a comfortable place where I can have a large space to work but guess what?! I need about 400k for that, that's not inclusive of getting household equipments oooo. Wahala for who no get money for naija.

ShopMalu:
Dear Nairalanders, i need someone to build something like this for me.

Location : Lagos

If you know anyone who can, let them reach me out at support@shopmalu.com

With pictures of past jobs and total costs.

I'll get back to you. I know someone who's guys who are into construction but I've got.to confirm.if they're able to do this.

ThreeEyedRaven:
You should understand what you write before writing. "If the rich expose What they do..." but they don't right ? So why are you? Because you are innately perpetually poor.
1: the rich don't expose their scandalous frivolities.
2: it's only people who suffered generational poverty with a severe porverty mentality like your types that only does their foolishness in the open in order to make a statement that you've arrived. When nobody asked you anything. You're always competing with yourself because you're over burdened by your inferiority complex.
Imagine a Bill Gate or a Dangote doing such. Never!! It's only people like you who never believed they could ever make money in their entire generation even though the money made it's usually stolen money or Yahoo money that gets you so overwhelmed to the point you lose control of the little that's left of your sanity

You're the reasons bad leaders gets the guts to talk down on countless positive minded youths in this part of the world. It could be the girl in question doesn't even know you exists while she's busy focusing on her goals you're here giving out 30k to anyone who could hurt her. What if she was your sister?

Now who reeks of poverty and pepertual stupidity? The answer you get defines you.
That money you want to put out for this nonsense could solve someone else's problem near you or in your family. Use it wisely

Many confused, Godforsaken lots here on Nairaland, imagine what is being done. Highly ridiculous. Alainironu ara Galatia bunch of dudes! If I could, I would turn them to ants or something.

Are you for real? What in the world is wrong with some people in Nigeria?! If a lady is really sexually active, you term her loose, now that this one is a hard nut to crack, you created a post to humiliate her, to place a bet on demeaning her! Would you do this to your sister?! You're so annoying and to the guys rushing to accept the bet, you all have no shame. Do not forget some of you will.one day have daughters. A lot of times, what goes around, comes around.

Hakhakhakhakhak, wahala for who no want heartbreak. Just be yourself dude, you go dey alright.