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OLDESTWARRIBOY:
undaunctedyoca!! Abeg o sorry for refusing your offer!!

If you and bros Chiefsosa will still have me. I'm ready to oblige!!

Ensure to come along with a fine company.

OLDESTWARRIBOY:
Three is a crowd.

The more the merrier.

OLDESTWARRIBOY:
No papa, I no be gay na...wetin I wan use your nduwedus do??

Na Madam I go observe...to know if I go accept her invitation!!

Hope say she no resemble Whoopi Goldberg??

You don get am, na Whoopie gangan be my doppelganger.

Lol, na me be that. I was a weird person in school and barely spoke to people unless I really connected with you. I was sort of different and didn't know people were observant.
Turned out many people in school that I didn't even know knew me and would say hi to me, I had no choice than to exchange pleasantries with them even if I couldn't place their faces. My friends used to get tired of me. You wouldn't even know I didn't know most of them, I go just dey smile and act like I did know them.

As much as I don't like runs, normal normal, yahoo boys no suppose dey put mouth for where dem dey bash runs girls.
One is a crime in almost every country (if not all sef) while the other isn't a crime (except in few countries).
Send them to jail abeg.

Candidlady:
Female kids are blessing to the world!

females=oxygen

Both are, it's only important they turn out well.
One cannot exist without the other especially when it comes to procreation.

illicit:
I like the girl

Illicit, why you no go like am? Your eyes too dey chook. Chai!

Are you sure it's because you aren't being payed for the sex that you're pained or that you don't have more time with her?
You know what to do sha.

Sonnobax15:

Ok na...But hope this hairstyle will revive his dead career?

Naaaaaaaa, you don't know what you're saying. Dead what?

Dude knows how to make weird stuff trend and sell!

Abeg confront her, not you alone. You and the others should confront her and get those things back.
She's self-centred, she no know say you go eat?

E don be be that.

Apt!
May we accept Him fully and follow Him until the end and be with Him forever.

Our hair is like a plant, feed it and it'll grow. Your hair is lacking some nutrients.
You can do the LOC or LCO method
L- liquid
O- oil
C- Conditione/cream.

I'm sure you understand the LCO method.

You can make fenugreek water your liquid. Fenugreek contains so much nutrients that promote hair growth, stronger hair and clear skin but consistency is key. Purchase some fenugreek seeds, take a mason jar, pour in a tablespoon of the seed into it and add some warm or cold water. Leave it for at least 2 hours and drink (I leave mine overnight when I make it in the evening). Drink it like you drink normal water, you can drink any time.of the day. Do not dispose of the seeds when you drink the water, it tastes funny to some people but eat sha. Get a spray bottle and spray the water into your hair (I also add some oil seeds sometimes), apply a good hair cream. I use Shea butter mixed with virgin hair fertilizer and some oils/essential oils then I add a good hair oil. I make my own hair oil with( some drops of carrot oil, neem oil, Jamaican Black Castor oil aka JBCO, a bit of onion oil etc).
The above is the LCO method but like I said, you can do the LOC method.
You can also blend the soft seed and apply to your hair as deep conditioner.
Get a good satin or silk hair bonnet to wear at night so it can reduce friction, friction causes hair breakage.
Get a good hair shampoo, I use black soap mixed with some stuff.
Drink enough water daily.
Take multivitamins!
Get MSM powder: It's expensive but works. If you purchase it, start with a tiny bit, add some vitamin c powder and water, stir and drink. Start by taking twice a week then when you're used to it you'll increase it. Ensure you drink at least a litre of water daily when you take MSM powder otherwise you might have reactions.
Biotin oil works as well.
When you start taking care of your hair, you'll see changes. Know your hair and work with it. Reduce manipulation.
Here are some essentials I wrote. I call them
Hairssentials.

Ignore the ticks in the picture attached, I was ticking as I was purchasing. I have most of them if not all even though they aren't ticked.

These are some stuff that can help. If you need more help or clarifications, please let me know. If you be woman now I for talk say keep your hair in protective styles.

Brunosamel:
Gentleman you are not redpill rather black pill, when I embraced red pill my girl friend left me I built myself from the scratch now I have 4 girlfriends am not lonely it was a blessing in disguise, I'm still focusing and improving myself and most importantly maintaining my frame redpill saved me... No regrets!!!

You have 4 girlfriends? Asin 4 ladies you're dating? If this is the.case then you're cheating if they aren't aware.

Nemesis0147:
The other guy that use to shout Nigeria girls are useless up and down...I came across one of his thread where he killed a snake.
D guy still dy village dy hunt for snakes and he is here shouting up and down.
Time wey dy suppose use work on their self...they will be bashing women,,forming hard guy and na their mumsy still they feed them!

Eish! This one too loud na.

neyoohhh:
Lol, you females always miss the point. Yeah teach me about respect on an individual basis without understanding what was said

I'm trying to teach them something you'll never understand.. the logic behind it would never make sense to you, so simply ignore. It's some bro code shit.

Naso.
'Always' is a huge word to use but issokay.

neyoohhh:
Ok I hear you, but as bros u r making our gender look weak . Try relax a bit on sexual gist . We need to start raising some standards for these bitches to respect us as a gender

No too take am serious oh but there's an element of sense in what I've recommended.

If you think gender is the standard for respect then that's funny. Respect is earned, carry yourself respectfully and you'll be respected.
No dey flex muscle because you be guy, if you have everything it takes to be respected then you'll be. Intelligence, respect, morals etc are some of the important things needed. Also, respect is reciprocal.
To whom much is given, much is expected.

OLDESTWARRIBOY:
Shut Up!!!

who dey call bush man. You Fulani herdsman wey dey chop grass. Get the fu.cck outta here!!

Calm down.
No give yourself high BP o, you know say you don old.

house10s:
lies on the low don dey full here.

see that one 8 yrs old dey say he bang hell out if her hahaha with which small prick.

if its true she left d area because as a child u go soon cast her.

I just dey laugh for here.

To think I just mentioned how there's an increase in suicide rate due to financial distress in this country.
Quite disheartening, such a fine man. If na only because of money then the woman no try.
This country na killjoy!

ishowdotgmail:
Haba new VC keh

It is well


Cc lalasticlala

I dey tell you. I've just heard of the demise of another student again today.

IceColdVeins:
Cos I graduated from there too. (2016 though)

Cool! I'm always excited when I see UItes.
Were you a Mellambite?

Drsnives:
I am circumcised oo before i go swear for you

Lol
No vex, e never reach laidat, na the way you put am no make me understand.
I'm curious about what an uncircumcised penis looks like though. Na for learning/informative purpose.

Mercychen:
You people should pump her with enough food because no amount of counseling will do the trick or make her feel better as long as she still looks "smallish" to them and is still being refered to as a baby.

Also remember she spends most part of the day with "them" than you. So, your counseling will only be effective for a few hours and wear off as soon as she gets to school and faces her mates again.

Adding some flesh is the only thing that can build her confidence in no time and make them stop calling her a baby.

Being skinny isn't a bad thing. Children can't be the same.
I don't want to upload pictures of me as a child but know that I was one of the skinniest children if not the skinniest in the quarters I lived as a child, my dad even volunteered me to pass through a window so I could open the door of a neighbour/ coworker who had long died. I went in through the window without much struggle. Note that I fed well and lacked nothing as a child.
People cannot be the same please, by the way, I was a teacher for about 5 years and I know how children can be and it's also one's duty to ensure bullying stops in one's class, if one has got to report the kids to their parents or punish them then so be it but do not allow that to take place in the class.
She's a child and is prone to being sensitive so it's not a matter of having low self-esteem.

Daily/constant words of affirmation will go a long way. Show her videos of children who aren't on the chubby side having fun and laughing so she'll see she isn't the only child who isn't chubby in the world.
Tell her everyone cannot be the same and that she's beautiful and smart just the way she is.
Also, you can bring to the notice of the teachers and school administrators what's happening in the class, it's their duty to ensure there's no form if bullying/talking down on pupils taking place in the school.

2braithe:
Yeah.He didn't come out right.
He could have used "many" rather than "most".

I don't like generalisation except when I have my facts that's why I use 'some' when I want to give examples.
I wouldn't say many Nigerian guys are fraudsters sef, I believe the proper word to use is 'some' since I don't know every Nigerian guy/most Nigerian guys. I only know some.

vickydevoka:
It's easy for ladies to save bcus most of them na beggars

If you don't know people personally then I think it's better to keep your opinion to yourself. You have beggars as friends or you have close ones doesn't make others beggars .
It's like saying most guys are fraudsters/ritualists.
I don't like it when people reason this way.
Just keep off of my mention please.
By the way, I worked for 3 years before I went to UI, I worked as a student for at least 3 sessions and also sold cloths to students while learning furniture making.
I am not lazy like the people you know please.

IceColdVeins:
So you be uite?

Haha, my Alma mater.
Why you ask?

Drsnives:
Yes i am.
I female friend that dated one confessed

You're uncircumcised? Wow!
Well, I think her experience might differ from another's though.

BigMoneyeye:
Never be caught simpinig

A full grown man isn't allowed to have his own mind, opinions and freedom of speech (especially as it isn't harmful) just to have please you abi? If na your sister person complement you go talk say he dey simp? Odiegwu o, this country get as e be.

You tried, I had this before I gained admission and had it while there.
What institution is that? Why do you have to 'solely' sponsor yourself? I believe you can do it sha.