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Well done! Take proper care of them, na so poultry farming dey start.

youngking22:
Don't think his gay, but he has a very cool personality, intelligent and he just finished his masters. I think his a nurse or something in the medical profession...

I think he's got a gf sef. He uploaded her picture a while back.

SmartPolician:
You say wetin?
Anobella, you need to be careful here.
The trending thing in Lagos now is that people are scamming unsuspecting people of their rent. Kontri too hard.
It has happened to many people I know.

IMO, you cannot get any apartment on the island with that budget, not even Ajah.
The best your money can do is to share an apartment with someone and share the bills as well.

There's a Facebook group known as VI/Lekki/Ajah/ Connect.
Post that you need someone to stay with and split the bills equally.
You can share an apartment with your budget in Ajah, not VI or Lekki.
Good luck.

Even with his budget, it might be difficult o because housed in Ajah can also be expensive o.

I'm acrophobic and megalophobic so this is a no no for me!

DoggoneDogg:
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The fear of Afonja is the beginning of long life. I will continue to preach the gospel everywhere until your kinsmen repent from backstabbing & wickedness.

The feat of someone who could do what you did some months ago is the beginning of wisdom. Fix yourself first and leave afona's alone. You reek of disgust and hate!

Iyaebe:
Report the case and don't take laws into your hands.Meanwhile why do guys find it so hard to overlook a rape case on their gf,very childish, she's traumatized already and the best thing to do is help her heal.Anyways I wanted to respond to your post my usual way but something touched my heart.Just thread carefully sha

That's why some people don't talk about their rape experiences. For some reasons, I won't upload screenshots of conversations with people who confided in me about their rape/molestation experiences, male inclusive. These people never reported and some of them have only opened up to me.
Some people feel they might be judged even if it wasn't their fault they got raped, some feel they might not be believed, some think they might be mocked and it might be used against them, hence the reasons for keeping mum!

Move my hipbone continuously (effortlessly).
Whistle with my fingers in my mouth (very well and loudly).
Split.
Flare my nose.
Stand of one leg with the other resting on the one I'm standing on.
These are the ones I can remember.

illicit:
I don't snub tho

Snub? Do I do that?
Illicit, my illicit, wetin happen na?

Na people wey big pass me I wan dey roll with now.
Na money wey big pass me I wan dey make.
I have some funny videos I wish I could upload oooooo, chai.

Make I dey observe.

DoggoneDogg:
Does he really care about the passenger abi na him 1500 fare make am dey cry?

Fear Afonja

You're just a tribal bigot! I don dey notice your comment. You're forgetting this platform is owned by an 'afonja'. You're always screaming afonja almost everywhere, wetin dey do you sef?

OLDESTWARRIBOY:


Please, it's 2021 not 1901. If one d*ck forever is not good for you, divorce or better cheat. Who gives a f*ck?? Are we your husband(s)

@chiefsosa
You seems to know a lot about the kitty

Hakhakhakhakhak
Na my student im be. E still dey learn sha.
How have you been na!

Koko be say you understand am and e get money. You sef, change 'later' to ' letter '.

Very commendable!!! As long as they're made of quality fabrics and are well sewn or made then he'll grow! More of this o

This is so funny! You're a refugee and think it's right to vandalise a building/place of worship or just be generally destructive , how some people reason just dey baffle me.
I don't know why Brexit came to my mind.
Make dem deport am sharply.

xxxtedyxxx:
Thanks chairman ...I appreciate your input

Haha, it's nothing and I no be chair'man' o.

toujurs:
Most ladies that cry in bed over painful sex, while the guy beats the 'p' up, Is what you are here asking why most married women cheat, it's very difficult for a lady to cheat, Any thing that would make a lady cheat is good life, Most women don't want life struggles at all. They love good things, So it becomes a trade by barter, if a rich guy wooes her, because obviously it's only sugar she could offer in return. While she gets gifts and money

Good life, yes (sometimes).
Boring sex, not knowing what makes a woman orgasm or her sexual fantasies, lack of communication, having a cheating or non present husband or even an abusive (mental, physical and/or emotional ) husband are some of the reasons some ladies cheat.

ChiefSosa:
Same penis forever is not equal to same sex forever. The penis is more advantageous than the vagina when it comes to situations like this.
The penis is about length, width and most importantly, usage(emphasis). The vagina is about width and depth, which men could easily get tired of, especially after birth.
Men have different ways of upgrading their sex games, which makes things different. A man could have sex with a lady several times and due to difference in performances, she'll still want more and it'll even be like they've only done it a few times.
But, a man drilling the same hole could easily get tired, especially when it's a borehole.
No offense to the females, but that's just the painful truth.

Isi gini? This isn't true oga. Not all men are that good, not all men have great penis, not all men last long enough in bed. Having a penis doesn't necessarily mean a guy will be sexually fun.
Sexual satisfaction for ladies isn't always about the vagina and that's why some women aren't satisfied/don't orgasm through penetration but rather through the stimulation of the clitoris and some other parts of the body.
Some men need to learn the art of making love to women instead of just strutting in and out of the vagina thinking they're doing a great job. This is one of the reasons some ladies are lesbian and some bisexual.
The female vagina/body is an interesting one and not boring contrary to what some guys think.
As for the 'borehole' you mentioned, vaginas are very, very different! Some women have extremely tight vaginas and might make penetration difficult unless it's well lubricated or the lady is wet enough, some have 'tight' vaginas and some have not so tight vaginas. It a lady has a 'loose' vagina, it doesn't necessarily mean she's promiscuous.
Furthermore, age, childbirth can also make the vagina 'wider'. For some women, their vaginas do not snap back to how it really was before childbirth while some are lucky to have that 'tight' vaginas after childbirth. If a woman has never given birth but has a wide vagina then it's just her body.
Lastly, just as men have different width (thickness/thinness) and length of dicks, so do women which comes in depth and shape etc.

Ijesha, Ijebu, Egba, Egun, Oyo etc are all different dialects of the Yoruba language and this also exists in the Igbo language as well.
French and English language also have dialects/accents. Even in France, accents differ, A might speak Normand (French), B might speak Marseille etc, over 10 of them alone in France o and French French (France generally) differs from Canadian French somehow.

illicit:
Haa no be today o


I have a girlfriend, she is a role model in their local church and local community


Every body expects her to be a virgin but I have corrupted her seriously


She gives me bj she begs me for sex hmmmm....

You no dey disappoint sha, I don know say I go find you here.
Be careful o, no go contract diseases o.

DoggoneDogg:
Fools
The reason I hate these LGBTQ idiots is how they want to force their mental disability down everyone's throats.

Must we join in your foolishness? The other day, one attention-seeking low-self esteem footballer that will never make it to CAF Champions League sef came out as gay as if Beckham, Ronaldo & co ever came out as straight.

Now these mentally disabled fools want to change Biology & English language of centuries just because they've failed as humans.

If you want to be foolish, be foolish in your house. Don't bring it outside to force others.

What is unsettling for me is how transwomen are allowed to participate in competitions with people born as ladies but ladies with really high testosterone are being ridiculed in competitive sports, I'll use Caster Semenya of South Africa as an example. I've watched her compete for over 10 years and seen how she's being made to feel like she's male even after her father made them know he's very certain of her gender, that case lingered for years o and she isn't the only one that has suffered or is suffering that. Black women are the ones I've noticed who are being treated this way
None transwomen with high testosterone can't even compete healthily because of transwomen, you want a woman to wrestle, power lift, run alongside etc a person that used to be a man, haba! Some ladies with high testosterone are being asked to loon for ways to reduce it or not compete.
In sports, I think trans people should just compete with themselves instead of having to compete against non trans people. Non trans people are being cheated especially females.
I'm not anti-LGBTQ but they should let us live in peace and not disturb everyone.

I have tried them all of them.

You did well! They're lovely.
Dax is one good rapper and 'dear God' is one of my faves from him.
Great job!

Funny but true and that's one of the reasons I try to avoid back-and-forth forth stuff, trolling inclusive.
When it's necessary to make a point/elucidate or probably just educate, I do so and when I feel there's no need, I just ignore or just mind my business.
I do not have energy for unnecessary, really rude/ condescending conversations.
I also think it's important to be mindful of what we say and be respectful of people because we don't know who's who, what people are experiencing etc. This is a faceless forum, it's easy to be careless with our words, thoughts and actions.
One can converse, argue or drive home points without necessarily being ill-mannered or too cocky.

Oh, I'd like to point out that age doesn't necessarily equate maturity. A really young person can be mature and you'll have an adult who behaves so childishly.

lilvicky68:
The Morocco self.. me I go manage am

It's not even a country to be managed, it's a better country than Nigeria.
You can purchase half a baguette with just half dirham, cheese or whatever with another half dirham, full grilled chicken isn't expensive, some types of juice for 1 or 2 dirhams etc. There is constant power supply, good roads. Food and basic amenities are at your disposal and not expensive.
Things are really cheap sha. It's a better country o, just have money. About jobs, I can't say much though. Nigerians plenty there o and racism isn't as high as in some countries. Don't get offended when you're called 'azeeyah'. A lot of them are friendly and like Nigerians.
Generally, it's a very beautiful place and it also snows in some parts. You'll love it there especially if you can speak either french, Arabic or Spanish.

bukatyne:
I think current Ondo State Governor.

Really? I never knew. Well, I know some people like that but I just had to use prominent people as examples.
I actually think age doesn't really matter sha, people are free to marry people who make them happy.

BigDawsNet:
Do you think lack of Constant Electricity in Nigeria is on purpose or they don't have the financial resources to make it happen?

I think it is on purpose just as BH, banditry are means of robbing the people. Some of the things happening in the country are being done on purpose.
How do you want them to siphon/steal money if there aren't things like banditry, inadequate power supply, Boko Haram etc?
There's money in this country abeg.

Iyaebe:
This one is pained.

Lol, my own is that these people themselves have at most 1 body count even if they aren't virgins.
Some of them are just pots calling kettles black. Na some of them dey go thread or read 'ashewo joints' threads.
Loose people pointing accusing fingers.
I'm amazed at how some people can be so blind to their own faults but can go about pointing accusing fingers.
If you check sex/promiscuous threads or comments on NL, you might notice they're made/created by people with 'm' added to their moniqers (unless they're lying).

NwaAmaikpe:





I pray all those pregnant women who act like the weight of the world is on them because of a load they happily accepted read this and learn.

Pregnancy is not a disability.
We were not there when you were fvcked.
We are damn sure you enjoyed most of the shagging.
How can you spread your legs wide for a preek, gulp it up in your mouth and when the aftermath of your enjoyment is here, you'd expect me to give up my space on a queue for you or treat you preferentially.

No way.

I tell them and I'd say it again, it doesn't make me a gentleman so don't expect pity from me just because you are carrying a bulge that you got through pleasure.

If I find you attractive, I'd woo you despite your bump, if you fall for me, I'd shag you even harder despite your bump.

To all the pregnant women out there,
Carry your pregnancy with all sense of responsibility and expect no empathy from anyone. In due time, our good Lord will make you birth safely.

Till then, a minute of silence to the dead pharmacist who died because of being sluggish. No, she died because she expected people to pity her because she was pregnant.

But that's not a good enough reason for anyone to die but we all know that bandits are monsters.

Very insensitive thing to say. Have you ever been pregnant before? Pregnancy makes people feel differently. Some women can be strong when pregnant while some become extremely weak.
You think pregnancy is as light as the vagina/dick?
It would have been better to have not even written anything than be ignorantly insensitive to how some people feel when pregnant and to think some people are also sharing your comment ignorantly as well.
Smh.

oldienavie:
In all these examples there is not 1 single African there talkless of Nigerian.
Even abroad, younger men marrying older women is the exception not the norm.


@oP na small child still dey do you... when you grow up small your eye will open.
Age is not just a number, especially if you are an African. Oyinbo people have already normalised homosexuality while it carries 14 year jail term in Nigeria.
The summary of my talk is that we are Africans/Nigerians and as such reason like one.

I do not know of relatable popular Nigerians that I could have used. If I did, I'd surely have used them but I'm sure there are people who are younger than their wives and are living happily.
Don't mislead the OP into thinking it's just marriages where the husband is the older ones that work.