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Wahala for who dey live for Nigeria.

The ones I loaned money when they needed it but never paid back. For the love of Christ, I also need money!!! I don learn sha.

Great.

Kini k'awa se bayi? What then should we do? How can we be of help? Leave if you must.

Holumhidey:
public announcement

From today henceforth; anyone who speaks bad english on this forum will suffer the kwensekwensis

Lol, you ought to have used either 'From today' or 'henceforth', not both.

Nooneonline:
Hey guys can I talk to u guys on a personal level. Like so personal that u guys should consider me to be a junior brother to u guys abeg I carry God beg una.
Okay now that I have ur attention, let's begin. I'm in my early 20s. I have been through a lot. The kind that will make some people commit suicide, is it being homeless, trekking lekki-ikoyi link bridge several times for a 20k job, writing jamb 3 times and finally making it only for ASUU to flex their muscle or running away from home so I won't have to see my mother's (she's a widow by the way) face. Seeing that she has tried her best to take care of me and my sisters and they are all looking up to me to rise up as the man of the house and help financially. Guys please take me seriously, words can't explain the pain I feel. I'm not a good orator. I have something doing but it's only enough to take care of feeding and house rent. My rent is 15k. But the only thing that matters is taking care of mum and my sisters. Please guys I beg u I just started by YouTube channel last month. I have a few videos up already. The reason I have a YouTube channel is because it gives me the platform to live my normal life and all what I desire in life. How do I mean? With YouTube I don't have to think I'm getting old and need to have a retirement plan or need some kind of certificate to land a job. It gives me the freedom to be creative to live my life and still get paid for it. So i can finally take care of mum and my sisters, Do giveaways like bigdawg or prank people like thatwasepic (these are channels, u can check them out). And all the good things that come with being a YouTuber. If need be I can behave like kalistus or Zfancy though I don't fancy him or like fosudo the tech guy ( I recently saw him on a DStv add. Just imagine how much he got paid for that add).
Nairaland family I can't do yahoo. I never Thief before, my mum has gone through a lot and the last thing she wants is she coming to visit me in prison I won't even be able to look at her face. Please I beg u guys I can create good content but I don't have the finances yet and I'm not asking u guys for donations all I'm asking is for u guys to subscribe to my channel, at least 1k subscribers. If u check out my videos u will notice I'm interviewing people and u can hear only my voice. No be say I ugly or I dey shy. It's because I don't have the Money to hire a camera man for now. Please get me to 1k subscribers and I promise u guys u will see more great content and better quality videos. Please help me like u would help a junior brother.

I have read of how nairalanders have helped people grow their businesses and help people get jobs or even helped with money abeg help me start my own little hustle I know things is for me and u guys can help Thank u ma. Thank u sir.
Please subscribe
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCGYZtHkrH2rEzhBr4Q32tAw
Lala
Ilegendd

Subscribed. YouTube is a lot of work. One needs a good setting, ring lights , mic( sometimes) etc. I'm trying to get these. YouTube is way more work than you can imagine. Length, category of content and some other stuff are what will determine how much you'll receive.
Try making your videos about 10 minutes long, this will help you reach the required 4000 watch hours thing, as well as quality you to have ads in your videos once you've met the requirements. I'll advice you to follow TayoAinafilms on YouTube, he made a detailed video on getting paid on YouTube. Also watch videos on how to get paid on YouTube, to be a good youtuber, essentials things needed to create good videos. I put a hold on mine so I can make some purchases, I've got a lot of bills to pay for now. All the best.
Oh yea ,whenever you create contents, I'll advise you always create threads with your videos here on Nairaland and any other SN you're on, this will enable you have more views.

Don't you need pillows and throw pillows?

Like he cares?! That's if he'll even notice! He's unbothered.

Meedon:




VAGINA PEOPLE

VAGINA PEOPLE

PUSSY PEOPLE

Does this even make sense to you? The one who committed a crime here has a dick and probably two scrotums hanging in between his legs. A vagina person is the victim here!!! Did you even have to leave this lame comment?!

RuggedSniper:
^^^Brilliant!

How've you been?

Stereo99:
Noted bro, I really appreciate

Lol, I'm a sis! All the best dear.

Slawormir:
Damnnn niggarrr
Isoright
Nigerians matter don tire me

See wetin them dey celebrate

Majority of them are jobless. I served there so I know wetin I dey talk.

Stereo99:
Thank you, God bless

Amen, you too. Let me also chime this in, whatever opportunity I have had, the best people I have met, the help I have received etc, I got from having gone to school. During my service year, I met the best bosses ever (military personnel).
My eyes are more open because I am academically inclined. When you go to school, people will listen to you if you also acquire skills and are really good at what you do and pick you over someone who only has skills. Please don't ignore this advice. You won't regret it.

Further your education please and acquire the skill you wish to, you never know when opportunities that require degree will drop at your feet . You also don't know what the future holds, the positions you might put in for etc. Go to school, acquire skills and combine all.

In the military, it's called 'eye service'.

OkhaiAsein:
probably true... sorry I couldn't update all this time.. I was ill

Sorry about that. Are you fine now? Thanks for the thread.

Denreledave have you read this? In a recent thread of yours, you said every man would marry a hoe. This girl was just an infant, if she had survived and had had her first sex at age 21 with a man who reasons the way you did (according to your thread), he'd have thought her to be cheap, a slut etc. Instances like this turn some people to be nymphos. Rape cases and sexual objectification of both male and female can be psychologically traumaticing and in many instances make some people sexually loose.
She was just a child, raped by her father (this happens a whole lot). This also shows that many men do not have control over their sexual urges and are loose. He could have jerked off or something, but not do this to a child, not even to anyone.

What these people did to me ehn. They can't change.

Your post is ridiculously lame.
What makes you believe every lady is sexually loose? What's the aim of your post?
How do you know some of these ladies aren't victims of war, violence or sexual exploitation?
It's absurd how some of you on Nairaland reason and degrade ladies, absolutely absurd
How has this post improved anything? Oh ,you created the thread for the likes? It's such a shame you have such mentality.
The reason you can write this is because unlike ladies, it's impossible to know if a man has been deflowered or not. If a guy who's had plenty of sex with various ladies I.e, sexually loose tells a lady he has never had sex , it'd be impossible to refute that claim because unlike ladies, you don't bleed. Some men are even more sexually loose than ladies and oh, if you keep sleeping around with several ladies then that makes you a hoe ,you aren't any better.
Stop shaming ladies, if anyone decides to be sexually active or loose then it's none of your business!
By the way, some virgins don't bleed on their first sex.

I'm not surprised.

Alexgman1:
In a situation where your sweet mum wants to watch a nollywood movie in african magic but at thesame time your beloveth wife wants to watch her favourite bollywood series in zeeworld and both of them are dragging the remote control in your sitting room. what will you do as a son and husband?

Let's all listen to the News, whether CNN, Channels, Aljazeera, BBC, anyone or prpbably Natgeo wild, that way, there's peace and if neither of them likes it then they can go sleep.

cliqtips:
Okay, thanks..

I don't know if you got my mail. Inbox me your number.

cliqtips:
I don't really know but I've been missing Sunday services lately.
Unless, when I go to the church to buy but that might be on Sunday.

Okay, I do not attend MFM though but I got you the pages you asked for.
I tried uploading them here but I was told the files were large.
Uh, maybe you should PM me.

SarutobiEky:
chuckles. You just prove to me that indeed you are a very shallow one. Have yourself a lovely day.

Lol, shallow indeed, go sort out your tuition fees bro. You go dey alright.

How much does it cost to purchase one?

finaleeec:
From a family of 4 Children, as the head Child, 2 boys and one Girl .There was frequent demand for money from my Junior ones who are yet to find their bearing.

Today Bros Anything for me, tommorow Bros am broke etc. I decided to come up with an Idea to sample their opinion on what to do about our Dads One plot which has four rooms. Each person collects the room rent. As The house Maintenance is only done by me, others just come collect money and leave.

I organised a meeting asking what should be done about the House. One Male Suggested shop should be builts and be Rented out, the other male suggested a Developer should be called upon. The girl suggested that the whole land should be sold, same land her father is Buried.

After further delibrations the other two males agreed half plot should be Sold then part of the money realised be used to develop the remaining half plot on which there father is Buried while the remaining money is shared equally among the four Children.

The Girl Finnaly stands on her Decision that the whole plot of land be sold and money should be shared and her father's grave be removed.
What sort of response should one give to such a Child?

Don't even try to sell the land, you'll regret it later. My only sibling almost sold ours due to finance but I was able to convince him not to. We both graduated without having to sell it, it's also a plot with a four bedroom uncompleted flat. You all should work as well as have extra sources of income, pull your money together and complete it if it isn't, go with the shops your brother said, rent them out and split the money that comes from it. Don't even listen to your sister, she's just eager to have money she can spend on whatever she needs or business, when you sell and split the money, if care isn't taken some of you will spend it carelessly after which eyes go clear! That property is a lifetime investment and many good things can come from it. Get a reliable developer if you must, I'll rather work and complete ours though.

Hmph, I thought as much, you commented on a post of mine, you said it was childish and my thoughts were right.
I sincerely pray you don't have to forfeit your education due to lack of funds.

SarutobiEky:
Lol...so childish.

Your perspective, we don see you, now keep walking! BTW, your comment is the childish one and as much as I do not like to judge people, I know your type. I won't waste my time on proving anything to you.

Hmph, sister this is a great one oooo. I also took some classes, different ones from different people. Few days ago, I went to purchase some stuff so I can make some, I went there with 10k because I've got to make papaya jam soap for someone, guess what! I spent 35k, that's asides the money I spent on tfare oooo. I didn't even purchase all I needed to because I've got crazy expenses on me and from what I've got here, if you had to start small, hmph, a budget of about 100k should do(for 2-4) products. Things are ridiculously expensive. Where do you reside? This also determines how much you'll be needing as well.

Amatarasha:
I love sex so much , but bringing monetary strategy into dealing with men won't yield result, stop going to church will make ladies stronger than men trust me,

Not going to church won't yield much either, so what's the point! The most important thing is to work on yourself, from the posts and comments on Nairaland, it's apparent some of these men think poorly of ladies due to money, I'd rather make my own money and be a nun, not get married be a lesbian than have a man speak to me or treat me like thrash. Some of these folks who make these degrading posts and comments don't even have anything good going on in their lives, it's just audio power they have. If you have that high libido that you can't do without it then find a way to deal with your horniness, if you must have sex with a guy, let it not be at the expense of your integrity. Learn the act of ghosting!
Once a guy/man starts behaving somehow I simply ghost him no matter what! Who is he to act like he's God in my life? I don't have energy for nonsense, this life is short and no insane person will make it a living hell for me.