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Jokes Etc / Re: Kate And Biola (grammatical Errors) by unix4real1(m): 10:34pm On Aug 13, 2009
I couldn`t believed these thread is still existence ever since i creation it shocked
Music/Radio / Re: 2Face exploring the idea of legal actions... (links 2 pics with mary j) by unix4real1(m): 10:33pm On Aug 11, 2009
Please anybody that knows where Bombsquad and Mbulela hide their shameful face should tell them to respond to all these posts grin

to the minority wey wan see me cry, God go keep dem where dem dey now I say Big Amen to this 2 baba`s Prayer cheesy cheesy cheesy
Jokes Etc / Re: You All Need To See This: Very Funny Pics. by unix4real1(m): 6:43pm On Jul 05, 2009
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Jokes Etc / You All Need To See This: Very Funny Pics. by unix4real1(m): 6:35pm On Jul 05, 2009
;d ;d ;d

Music/Radio / Re: What's Your Hottest 9ja Collabo Ever? by unix4real1(m): 11:11am On Jul 04, 2009
Style- Jimmy jat, Mode 9, Tuface and Elajoe remains my best ever in naija collaborations cool
Celebrities / Re: Neverland Ranch Investigators Discover Corpse Of Real Michael Jackson. by unix4real1(m): 6:40am On Jul 01, 2009
Celebrities / Neverland Ranch Investigators Discover Corpse Of Real Michael Jackson. by unix4real1(m): 6:36am On Jul 01, 2009
SANTA BARBARA, CA—During a search for evidence at the Neverland Valley Ranch, investigators discovered a corpse that has been identified as that of Michael Jackson, Santa Barbara police officials announced Tuesday.



"Coroners have officially pronounced Michael Jackson dead. From what we can tell, he died between 18 and 20 years ago," forensic investigator Tim Holbrooke said. "We are not certain, at this time, who—or what—has been standing trial in that Santa Maria courthouse."

According to Holbrooke, Jackson's corpse was buried just inches below a stretch of the miniature-train tracks that run throughout Neverland. The largely desiccated corpse wore the remains of a red, zipper-covered leather jacket and a single glove.

"We positively identified the body as Jackson by his dental records and DNA," Holbrooke said. "But even before we conducted a single forensic test, we began to suspect that that we'd uncovered the real Michael, and that the disturbing figure claiming to be Jackson was a fake."

Holbrooke said that, although the corpse was in an advanced stage of decomposition, when investigators compared the body to early-career publicity photos of Jackson, they saw a striking resemblance in bone structure and facial features. But when they compared the body to photos taken after 1987, the resemblance was negligible.

"This discovery raises a lot of questions, but it also sheds light on a number of disturbing incidents," Holbrooke said. "Frankly, Jackson had been acting pretty strange."



Investigators move Jackson's body, found buried at Neverland Ranch (above).

Forensic experts and music critics are postulating that Jackson was dead before the release of the multi-platinum album Bad. Detectives are currently analyzing the lyrics to "Man In The Mirror" for any clues relating to a look-alike entity that many suspect murdered the youngest member of the Jackson 5 and assumed his identity.

"We believe that Neverland served as some sort of freakishly whimsical tomb constructed by Jackson's killer," Holbrooke said. "We also suspect that all of the iniquities that occurred on that ranch were the work of the imposter. I wouldn't have ever thought it possible, but we are looking at a situation where the sexual abuse of a 13-year-old cancer patient is the tip of the iceberg."

Holbrooke said that, while the living Jackson is the leading suspect in the murder investigation, he "could be another victim of some sort."

"Basically, we have no idea what type of creature we are dealing with," Holbrooke said.

A member of the investigative team that discovered Jackson's body described the experience as "otherworldly."

"As we neared the perimeter of Neverland, the dogs started whining and howling like crazy," Santa Barbara County detective Frank Poeller said. "We had to pull them into the house. When we got to Jackson's bedroom, one of them almost choked himself to death on his leash trying to get out through the window. Minutes later, the same dog led us to the corpse."

A representative from Jackson's self-created label, MJJ Productions, said he was not surprised to find out that the current Jackson is an imposter.

"When we were recording 'Heal The World' for Dangerous, I could tell something was terribly, terribly wrong," MJJ manager Luke Allard said. "Michael didn't seem like himself anymore. He'd demand bizarre food and sit for hours in a hyperbaric chamber. His appearance began to become more and more peculiar. Soon afterwards, he started wearing a mask and confiding in a chimpanzee."

"I remember thinking, 'This man has become a monster,'" Allard said. "If only I'd known how right I was."


The creature that claims to be Michael Jackson.

Allard said he thinks that the imposter broke ties with Jackson's former friends and surrounded himself with children who were too young to notice the radical change.

Vanity Fair reporter Beth Pither visited Neverland in 1994.

"A strangely fearful staff member led me to Jackson, but ran off before I opened the door," Pither said. "Standing there with my hand on an ice-cold doorknob, I heard strange, unnatural sounds—leathery wings flapping, a sorrowful wail, and loud hissing. A wave of dread passed through me as I opened the door, but all I found was Michael and some kids in pajamas eating ice cream and watching 101 Dalmatians."

While their claims have not been corroborated, other Neverland visitors have reported that when when Jackson entered a room, lights flickered, faucets ran blood-red, and screams escaped from the walls.

To aid in the investigation, the FBI enlisted Dr. Richard Weingarden, a noted expert on the paranormal from UC Santa Barbara. After only two hours, Weingarden abandoned the project.

"The smell of sulfur, the decaying facial features, the bizarrely high-pitched voice—it sounds exactly like, " Weingarden said, trailing off. "I'm sure it's nothing. Not a big deal. Nothing to be terrified about, certainly. I have to go. I've got a family."

Thomas Sneddon, the prosecutor in Jackson's child-molestation lawsuit, said it remains to be seen how the shocking discovery will affect the trial.

Megan Gustafson, who left her post as president of the Akron, OH Michael Jackson Fan Club after the singer was accused of molestation, offered a positive view of the grisly revelation.

"This is very disturbing news," Gustafson said. "But to be honest, it's kind of a relief too. Thriller and Off The Wall are really amazing records. Now I can pull them out of my 'ruined by child abuse' storage bin and start listening to them again.
Music/Radio / Re: "GT The Guitarman And Wande Cole" Whom Do You Think Is More Promising. by unix4real1(m): 3:03pm On Jun 06, 2009
I`ll go for GT anytime but the Storm records is dullin the guy big time by not releasing his Album for the past 2 years now.  undecided
Sports / Re: Manchester United Fan 'kills Four Barcelona Fans In Nigeria' by unix4real1(m): 9:04pm On May 28, 2009
The guy must be a Chelsea Fan before he joined Man U grin
Sports / Nigerian Man United Fan Kills 4 Barcelona Fans With Bus In Port Harcourt. by unix4real1(m): 8:37pm On May 28, 2009
Here is the Link.

http://au.news.yahoo.com/a/-/newshome/5612031

I`m a Man U fan but this is ridiculous angry


That guy is a Chelsea fan before he joined Man U grin
Music/Radio / Re: Lilwayne Makes History Today (Best Rapper Alive) by unix4real1(m): 11:23am On May 28, 2009
Wizzy is a Gay shocked angry
Music/Radio / Re: Copyright War: ‘terry G Is An Impostor ‘ by unix4real1(m): 8:45pm On May 20, 2009
badman:

why would timaya complain when the song is for j martins, its just like saying psquare cannot perform do me if waje aint around or waje would be annoyed if it was performed in her absence. cos terry produced the beat, delivered the best line and probably made the song a hit doesnt mean he can perform the song without the owners consent. thats if this story is true anyway

True talk. smiley
Music/Radio / Re: 50 Cent, Jay Z , P Diddy Want Collabo With Ruggedman by unix4real1(m): 1:43am On May 06, 2009
Faze featuring Akon, Akon featuring Faze. This is how they got it started and yet is no where to be found. undecided Only time will tell sha.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Man United (5) Vs Tottenham Hotspur (2) On Sat 25th April by unix4real1(m): 7:42pm On Apr 25, 2009
switch47:

Nairalandiii Why is you spoking English like that--------

Thats Haterz English grin grin grin


Jairzinho:


Even if the referee gave a wrong penalty,what about the 4 other goals

[center]YOU'LL NEVER WALK ALONE !!! kiss kiss kiss kiss[/center]

Fact smiley
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Man United (5) Vs Tottenham Hotspur (2) On Sat 25th April by unix4real1(m): 7:14pm On Apr 25, 2009
Tottenham should take a defeat and walk out of the field before the goals rise to 10 grin grin grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Man United (5) Vs Tottenham Hotspur (2) On Sat 25th April by unix4real1(m): 7:06pm On Apr 25, 2009
Its 4 againnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn. UNITED 4 LIFE[color=#990000][/color]
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Man United (5) Vs Tottenham Hotspur (2) On Sat 25th April by unix4real1(m): 7:03pm On Apr 25, 2009
Tell me it`s a joke that MAN U is leading with 3 goals to 2 grin Una better Join United now or never wink
Music/Radio / Re: Go Down There Official Video 2009 - 2face Feat. Sway by unix4real1(m): 10:41pm On Apr 19, 2009
OUTSIDE video is also expected. cool
Music/Radio / Re: Hiphop Awards Is A Paddy Paddy Awards Plz Dont Waste Ur Time And Vote by unix4real1(m): 10:15pm On Apr 19, 2009
Baro don talk am finish kiss Thats a very good point without a single beef.
Music/Radio / Re: OFFICIAL Request Naija Music Thread!!! by unix4real1(m): 3:11pm On Apr 10, 2009
Can anybody help me with Situation- Marvelous Benjy Feat. Blackfaze. The track is old but still can`t get it out of my mind. cry
Music/Radio / Go Down There!: A New Movie By 2face Idibia. by unix4real1(m): 7:18pm On Apr 09, 2009
Another big move by tubaba, new movie is coming soon. Whats your view. wink

Jokes Etc / Re: Touch You Back by unix4real1(m): 3:46pm On Apr 05, 2009
Still find it difficult to laugh angry
Music/Radio / Re: Which Artistes Are Overrated? by unix4real1(m): 3:41pm On Apr 05, 2009
dejiariyo:

ruggedman he is highly overated, he shud be selling cars its seems he knows more about cars than hiphop


grin grin grin grin
Music/Radio / Re: Kennis Music Rip off Kelly Hansome Listen to the new single - E No Easy by unix4real1(m): 8:36pm On Mar 21, 2009
E no easy is among the first album he produced himself under criminal records before Kennis music took over and reproduce the same album again. E no easy is not a new single. sad
Jokes Etc / Re: Kate And Biola (grammatical Errors) by unix4real1(m): 1:34am On Mar 13, 2009
Did everybody knews that Eedris abdulkareem is cameraing his Koleyewon Fideo dat feauturing rugged man the fideo was gonna be banger wink Don`t told eedris that i tell you o because he tell me not to told you yet undecided
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester United (2) Vs Inter Milan(0) Aggregate On Wednesday 11th March. by unix4real1(m): 10:17pm On Mar 11, 2009
Morhino no know say mouth no do am undecided (Enu o se) grin grin grin
Jokes Etc / Re: Facial Expression by unix4real1(m): 11:14am On Mar 09, 2009
Bobe sneeze for hia o undecided those girls they feel something big inside. grin wink
Music/Radio / Re: What Songs are Hot In PH Right Now? by unix4real1(m): 4:30pm On Feb 17, 2009
Slow Dogg- in da kitchen(album). smiley
Jokes Etc / Re: Kate And Biola (grammatical Errors) by unix4real1(m): 5:30pm On Feb 12, 2009
dani1luv:

What is runging here

I can`t understood oooooooo sad Commom simful english they couldn`t spoke undecided
Music/Radio / Re: OFFICIAL Request Naija Music Thread!!! by unix4real1(m): 1:39pm On Feb 12, 2009
Anyone with Link to download Klever Jay- Koni Koni Luv. pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Jokes Etc / Re: Kate And Biola (grammatical Errors) by unix4real1(m): 11:03am On Feb 11, 2009
you corrected there buy i yam grin grin

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