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Jokes Etc / Re: Kate And Biola (grammatical Errors) by unix4real1(m): 10:34pm On Aug 13, 2009 |
I couldn`t believed these thread is still existence ever since i creation it |
Music/Radio / Re: 2Face exploring the idea of legal actions... (links 2 pics with mary j) by unix4real1(m): 10:33pm On Aug 11, 2009 |
Please anybody that knows where Bombsquad and Mbulela hide their shameful face should tell them to respond to all these posts to the minority wey wan see me cry, God go keep dem where dem dey now I say Big Amen to this 2 baba`s Prayer |
Jokes Etc / Re: You All Need To See This: Very Funny Pics. by unix4real1(m): 6:43pm On Jul 05, 2009 |
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Jokes Etc / You All Need To See This: Very Funny Pics. by unix4real1(m): 6:35pm On Jul 05, 2009 |
;d ;d ;d
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Music/Radio / Re: What's Your Hottest 9ja Collabo Ever? by unix4real1(m): 11:11am On Jul 04, 2009 |
Style- Jimmy jat, Mode 9, Tuface and Elajoe remains my best ever in naija collaborations |
Celebrities / Re: Neverland Ranch Investigators Discover Corpse Of Real Michael Jackson. by unix4real1(m): 6:40am On Jul 01, 2009 |
Celebrities / Neverland Ranch Investigators Discover Corpse Of Real Michael Jackson. by unix4real1(m): 6:36am On Jul 01, 2009 |
SANTA BARBARA, CA—During a search for evidence at the Neverland Valley Ranch, investigators discovered a corpse that has been identified as that of Michael Jackson, Santa Barbara police officials announced Tuesday. "Coroners have officially pronounced Michael Jackson dead. From what we can tell, he died between 18 and 20 years ago," forensic investigator Tim Holbrooke said. "We are not certain, at this time, who—or what—has been standing trial in that Santa Maria courthouse." According to Holbrooke, Jackson's corpse was buried just inches below a stretch of the miniature-train tracks that run throughout Neverland. The largely desiccated corpse wore the remains of a red, zipper-covered leather jacket and a single glove. "We positively identified the body as Jackson by his dental records and DNA," Holbrooke said. "But even before we conducted a single forensic test, we began to suspect that that we'd uncovered the real Michael, and that the disturbing figure claiming to be Jackson was a fake." Holbrooke said that, although the corpse was in an advanced stage of decomposition, when investigators compared the body to early-career publicity photos of Jackson, they saw a striking resemblance in bone structure and facial features. But when they compared the body to photos taken after 1987, the resemblance was negligible. "This discovery raises a lot of questions, but it also sheds light on a number of disturbing incidents," Holbrooke said. "Frankly, Jackson had been acting pretty strange." Investigators move Jackson's body, found buried at Neverland Ranch (above). Forensic experts and music critics are postulating that Jackson was dead before the release of the multi-platinum album Bad. Detectives are currently analyzing the lyrics to "Man In The Mirror" for any clues relating to a look-alike entity that many suspect murdered the youngest member of the Jackson 5 and assumed his identity. "We believe that Neverland served as some sort of freakishly whimsical tomb constructed by Jackson's killer," Holbrooke said. "We also suspect that all of the iniquities that occurred on that ranch were the work of the imposter. I wouldn't have ever thought it possible, but we are looking at a situation where the sexual abuse of a 13-year-old cancer patient is the tip of the iceberg." Holbrooke said that, while the living Jackson is the leading suspect in the murder investigation, he "could be another victim of some sort." "Basically, we have no idea what type of creature we are dealing with," Holbrooke said. A member of the investigative team that discovered Jackson's body described the experience as "otherworldly." "As we neared the perimeter of Neverland, the dogs started whining and howling like crazy," Santa Barbara County detective Frank Poeller said. "We had to pull them into the house. When we got to Jackson's bedroom, one of them almost choked himself to death on his leash trying to get out through the window. Minutes later, the same dog led us to the corpse." A representative from Jackson's self-created label, MJJ Productions, said he was not surprised to find out that the current Jackson is an imposter. "When we were recording 'Heal The World' for Dangerous, I could tell something was terribly, terribly wrong," MJJ manager Luke Allard said. "Michael didn't seem like himself anymore. He'd demand bizarre food and sit for hours in a hyperbaric chamber. His appearance began to become more and more peculiar. Soon afterwards, he started wearing a mask and confiding in a chimpanzee." "I remember thinking, 'This man has become a monster,'" Allard said. "If only I'd known how right I was." The creature that claims to be Michael Jackson. Allard said he thinks that the imposter broke ties with Jackson's former friends and surrounded himself with children who were too young to notice the radical change. Vanity Fair reporter Beth Pither visited Neverland in 1994. "A strangely fearful staff member led me to Jackson, but ran off before I opened the door," Pither said. "Standing there with my hand on an ice-cold doorknob, I heard strange, unnatural sounds—leathery wings flapping, a sorrowful wail, and loud hissing. A wave of dread passed through me as I opened the door, but all I found was Michael and some kids in pajamas eating ice cream and watching 101 Dalmatians." While their claims have not been corroborated, other Neverland visitors have reported that when when Jackson entered a room, lights flickered, faucets ran blood-red, and screams escaped from the walls. To aid in the investigation, the FBI enlisted Dr. Richard Weingarden, a noted expert on the paranormal from UC Santa Barbara. After only two hours, Weingarden abandoned the project. "The smell of sulfur, the decaying facial features, the bizarrely high-pitched voice—it sounds exactly like, " Weingarden said, trailing off. "I'm sure it's nothing. Not a big deal. Nothing to be terrified about, certainly. I have to go. I've got a family." Thomas Sneddon, the prosecutor in Jackson's child-molestation lawsuit, said it remains to be seen how the shocking discovery will affect the trial. Megan Gustafson, who left her post as president of the Akron, OH Michael Jackson Fan Club after the singer was accused of molestation, offered a positive view of the grisly revelation. "This is very disturbing news," Gustafson said. "But to be honest, it's kind of a relief too. Thriller and Off The Wall are really amazing records. Now I can pull them out of my 'ruined by child abuse' storage bin and start listening to them again. |
Music/Radio / Re: "GT The Guitarman And Wande Cole" Whom Do You Think Is More Promising. by unix4real1(m): 3:03pm On Jun 06, 2009 |
I`ll go for GT anytime but the Storm records is dullin the guy big time by not releasing his Album for the past 2 years now. |
Sports / Re: Manchester United Fan 'kills Four Barcelona Fans In Nigeria' by unix4real1(m): 9:04pm On May 28, 2009 |
The guy must be a Chelsea Fan before he joined Man U |
Sports / Nigerian Man United Fan Kills 4 Barcelona Fans With Bus In Port Harcourt. by unix4real1(m): 8:37pm On May 28, 2009 |
Here is the Link. http://au.news.yahoo.com/a/-/newshome/5612031 I`m a Man U fan but this is ridiculous That guy is a Chelsea fan before he joined Man U |
Music/Radio / Re: Lilwayne Makes History Today (Best Rapper Alive) by unix4real1(m): 11:23am On May 28, 2009 |
Wizzy is a Gay |
Music/Radio / Re: Copyright War: ‘terry G Is An Impostor ‘ by unix4real1(m): 8:45pm On May 20, 2009 |
badman: True talk. |
Music/Radio / Re: 50 Cent, Jay Z , P Diddy Want Collabo With Ruggedman by unix4real1(m): 1:43am On May 06, 2009 |
Faze featuring Akon, Akon featuring Faze. This is how they got it started and yet is no where to be found. Only time will tell sha. |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Man United (5) Vs Tottenham Hotspur (2) On Sat 25th April by unix4real1(m): 7:42pm On Apr 25, 2009 |
switch47: Thats Haterz English Jairzinho: Fact |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Man United (5) Vs Tottenham Hotspur (2) On Sat 25th April by unix4real1(m): 7:14pm On Apr 25, 2009 |
Tottenham should take a defeat and walk out of the field before the goals rise to 10 |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Man United (5) Vs Tottenham Hotspur (2) On Sat 25th April by unix4real1(m): 7:06pm On Apr 25, 2009 |
Its 4 againnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn. UNITED 4 LIFE[color=#990000][/color] |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Man United (5) Vs Tottenham Hotspur (2) On Sat 25th April by unix4real1(m): 7:03pm On Apr 25, 2009 |
Tell me it`s a joke that MAN U is leading with 3 goals to 2 Una better Join United now or never |
Music/Radio / Re: Go Down There Official Video 2009 - 2face Feat. Sway by unix4real1(m): 10:41pm On Apr 19, 2009 |
OUTSIDE video is also expected. |
Music/Radio / Re: Hiphop Awards Is A Paddy Paddy Awards Plz Dont Waste Ur Time And Vote by unix4real1(m): 10:15pm On Apr 19, 2009 |
Baro don talk am finish Thats a very good point without a single beef. |
Music/Radio / Re: OFFICIAL Request Naija Music Thread!!! by unix4real1(m): 3:11pm On Apr 10, 2009 |
Can anybody help me with Situation- Marvelous Benjy Feat. Blackfaze. The track is old but still can`t get it out of my mind. |
Music/Radio / Go Down There!: A New Movie By 2face Idibia. by unix4real1(m): 7:18pm On Apr 09, 2009 |
Another big move by tubaba, new movie is coming soon. Whats your view.
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Jokes Etc / Re: Touch You Back by unix4real1(m): 3:46pm On Apr 05, 2009 |
Still find it difficult to laugh |
Music/Radio / Re: Which Artistes Are Overrated? by unix4real1(m): 3:41pm On Apr 05, 2009 |
dejiariyo: |
Music/Radio / Re: Kennis Music Rip off Kelly Hansome Listen to the new single - E No Easy by unix4real1(m): 8:36pm On Mar 21, 2009 |
E no easy is among the first album he produced himself under criminal records before Kennis music took over and reproduce the same album again. E no easy is not a new single. |
Jokes Etc / Re: Kate And Biola (grammatical Errors) by unix4real1(m): 1:34am On Mar 13, 2009 |
Did everybody knews that Eedris abdulkareem is cameraing his Koleyewon Fideo dat feauturing rugged man the fideo was gonna be banger Don`t told eedris that i tell you o because he tell me not to told you yet |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester United (2) Vs Inter Milan(0) Aggregate On Wednesday 11th March. by unix4real1(m): 10:17pm On Mar 11, 2009 |
Morhino no know say mouth no do am (Enu o se) |
Jokes Etc / Re: Facial Expression by unix4real1(m): 11:14am On Mar 09, 2009 |
Bobe sneeze for hia o those girls they feel something big inside. |
Music/Radio / Re: What Songs are Hot In PH Right Now? by unix4real1(m): 4:30pm On Feb 17, 2009 |
Slow Dogg- in da kitchen(album). |
Jokes Etc / Re: Kate And Biola (grammatical Errors) by unix4real1(m): 5:30pm On Feb 12, 2009 |
dani1luv: I can`t understood oooooooo Commom simful english they couldn`t spoke |
Music/Radio / Re: OFFICIAL Request Naija Music Thread!!! by unix4real1(m): 1:39pm On Feb 12, 2009 |
Anyone with Link to download Klever Jay- Koni Koni Luv. pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee |
Jokes Etc / Re: Kate And Biola (grammatical Errors) by unix4real1(m): 11:03am On Feb 11, 2009 |
you corrected there buy i yam |
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