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Politics / Re: South-East Governors Ban Open Grazing by UPANDAN: 10:45pm On Feb 01, 2021
The Gov. said that they HAD already ban open grazing before MNK's 7 days weightless ultimatum.

I'm sure most of you Igbos didn't border to read the post.

Tueh!! Gullibility is sickness..

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Politics / Re: PDP Condemns Attack On Wike’s Father’s Church (Photos) by UPANDAN: 12:08pm On Nov 30, 2020
It's the IPOB street urchins that are behind the attack.
Investigations have been concluded by the Nigerian Police, according to the Rivers State PPRO, Mr. Omoni. The three suspects that were caught have all confessed to be members of the terrorist group IPOB. As we speak, more confessions are been made are on the Offings.

We are seated and watching how it will all end.
Health / Re: Covid-19: What Has The Global Pandemic Taught You? by UPANDAN: 7:51pm On Mar 26, 2020
It has taught me that God is the owner of the world. So all those who thinks that there is no God, should have a deep rethink oo... heaven is real and hell is real too. He is the Omniscience God.
Sports / Re: Scene Of The Accident That Killed Ifeanyi George (Graphic Photos) by UPANDAN: 8:21pm On Mar 22, 2020
Damn! what a gory sight
Sports / Re: Man United Fans Attack Ed Woodward's House With Flares (Video) by UPANDAN: 7:12am On Jan 29, 2020
Okpa042:
This niggarr boy angry.
Everyday niggarr niggarr niggarr..abi you no dey tire? angry
That's his own signature. So free the Danmmm niqarrr.

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Romance / Re: Should I Play Along Or Report This Lady To Her Husband by UPANDAN: 5:57pm On Jan 10, 2020
ogabentley:
I have been good friends for 5 years with a couple who live in one of the 4 self contain apartment where i reside.
We do hang out during weekends and sometimes in the evenings. recently Frank travelled and his wife asked me to come over and fix their Dstv that it wasnt working. it was an easy fix just needed to place a wire which was out of the decoder and it was done.
as i started to leave, she asked me why i had never made advances at her.
"i told her because you are married"
"married yes, but i do see the way you stare at me, i know you want me" she replied.
then she let the wrapper she tied fall off her body, i was shocked seeing a married woman stark naked before my very eyes.
i told her it wasnt right and hurridly left before someone sees me
since then i havent spoken to her.
what should i do, should i tell her husband?
All these children tales you guys keep dishing out on NL sef.
Religion / Re: Paul Okikijesu 2020 Prophecy: Adeboye, Kumuyi, Oyedepo To Die & Not Make Heaven by UPANDAN: 7:36pm On Jan 07, 2020
Oga pastor so you are the keeper of heaven's gate? All these over-sabi in christiandom is becoming too alarming. Stop using others to trend, the sky is big enough to contain everyone. Please don't be the judge as you are not God.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester United Vs Manchester City: EFL Cup (1 - 3) On 7th January 2020 by UPANDAN: 7:08pm On Jan 07, 2020
Don't right off Man United, as they have always turned up in big games like this one. But it's gonna be a tough fixture, eagerly anticipated.
Business / Re: How can I stop being broke in 2020? by UPANDAN: 8:58am On Jan 06, 2020
uzohrome:
To make money is simple...

Find out the pain that people have.

Provide them the solution to fix that pain...

Because they want that pain fixed, they'll open their wallet to you.

It's simple but not easy...

That's why a lot of folks are broke.

They want it SIMPLE & EASY.
YOU HAVE NOT SAID ANYTHING.

WHAT ARE THE PRACTICAL SOLUTIONS OF HELPING HIM GET OUT OF HIS PRESENT PREDICAMENT.

YOU ARE HERE FORMING MOTIVATIONAL SPEAKER

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Celebrities / Re: Mercy Aigbe Celebrates As She Turn 42 (Photos) by UPANDAN: 7:03pm On Jan 02, 2020
Happy birthday Mercy. 42 really looks good on you. Many happy returns.
Celebrities / Re: Samuel Ajibola "SPIFF" Set To Marry , Shares Pictures by UPANDAN: 6:49pm On Jan 02, 2020
Congratulations Spiff. This is every woman's dream, to marry someone who keeps them happy always.May God bless your union.
Romance / Re: Girls, Have You Done Anything To Impress A Guy? by UPANDAN: 7:38pm On Jan 01, 2020
pocohantas:


Yes, it is really pathetic. Nigerian men are cheap if you ask me. They don't even expect much from their women in this aspect, so any small thing you do is appreciated.

Naija ladies are just so stingy. Many of them believe you can't be chopping them and chopping their money too.
TIRI GBOSSA FOR YOU
Family / Re: My Wife's Wahala. Goes Through My Phone Every 3 Days by UPANDAN: 11:03pm On Dec 30, 2019
[quote author=Cheato64 post=85354662]I got married in 2018, I love my wife so much and I know she loves me too but my wife is too dramatic.

She always claim she trusts me but mehn she doesn't let me out of her sight. I do everything and it's affecting me, we have a son and another is on the way, she has refused to learn how to drive on purpose, I take her everywhere, antenatal, market (hate this one the most), I drop and pick her from work, am forced to go church or other programs which I wouldn't like to go.

She goes through my phone every 3 days most especially at night. She noticed I snore I asked for a separate room, she will never let me, she Insists we sleep with light on.

Sometimes I pray for Nepa to take light. The day I called an ex that works in bank to assist me with transaction due to crowd, she went through my phone saw it, I had to explain out of anger she smashed my phone she does this very often she has smashed hers b4.

I feel like running away for a week but I can't leave my work or our son and she might go to my parents which I wouldn't want.

Pls I need help on how to tackle this wahala[/quqote]

Mehn.. I can relate to your predicament. It's not easy living with these type of women TBH. God should continue to strengthening you with patience, in other to tolerate her for the sake of your children. kpelle
Romance / Re: Re: Ladies, Can You Marry A Guy That Earns N30k? by UPANDAN: 5:18pm On Dec 30, 2019
Mires:


Come and rent my landlord self contain in ph for 270k
Are there no other places in the same PHC that self contain costs 80-100k? Must it be the one of your Landlord?
All of you waiting to have millions before you get married, continue waiting oo.
The issue of marriage is not what they advice someone. When the time comes, you will wake up to advice yourself even with your 30k salary trust me.
All these ones saying it's not possible are probably under the roof of their parents.

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Phones / Re: How Can I Quote Posts And Comments On Nairaland? by UPANDAN: 10:31am On Dec 22, 2019
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KehindeAke:
Thanks guys for this. I have always read without commenting. This just jolted me to try.
Sports / Re: Why Mourinho Won't Share A Drink With Lampard After Tottenham Face Chelsea by UPANDAN: 1:22pm On Dec 21, 2019
Mourihno is good at playing mind games. Lampard doesn't need your drink, what he wants is a win. Dazzol!
Science/Technology / Re: The Snake I Killed In My Compound, Who Knows The Name? by UPANDAN: 11:49pm On Dec 19, 2019
LALA abeg come see something.
Family / Re: What Wife Friendly Occupation Would You Suggest? by UPANDAN: 6:56am On Dec 18, 2019
Teaching 7:30-3:00 at most. Thanks

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Romance / Re: If Money Is Delaying You From Getting Married, Read This by UPANDAN: 6:33am On Dec 18, 2019
I have taken time to read all comments. Lol OP, The same formula I applied the year I wanted to get married.The truth is that marriage is a mysterious thing if you allow God to lead. Guys money is not everything when it comes to marriage. You may have all the money and still won't have peace in the marriage if you marry the wrong person. In fact, it is better to start marriage when the two of you had nothing and grow together. Take it or leave it, marriage open DOORS if you believe in the word of God that says" He that finds a wife, finds a good thing and obtains favour from the Lord" Marriage makes you to double your hustle when you are faced with responsibilities.
Op, please go head with your plans and don't let all these boys shouting Money, Money, hustle o to deceive you. Spoilt generation! Nobody wants to be contempt and grow financially.
May God bless your union in Jesus name.

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Politics / Re: Wike Conferred With The Title "Dike Oha" Of Ikwerre Ethnic Group by UPANDAN: 4:10pm On Dec 08, 2019
For your point of correction, Ikwerre is never Igbo and will never be, period! I have never seen a tribe that loves dominance as the Igbos. They want everything to be theirs. Tufiakwa!!

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Culture / Re: Queen Ola Ajoke Adeyemi (Throwback Photo As A Little Girl) by UPANDAN: 7:40pm On Nov 28, 2019
See as she wor-wor. Tueh!!!

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Tottenham Hotspur Vs Olympiacos: UCL (4 - 2) On 26th November 2019 by UPANDAN: 10:37am On Nov 27, 2019
My brother even me sef.I just dey follow Mou upandan
Omo, no be only you. Me sef join

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Education / Re: Babcock University Reacts To Sex Video Of Expelled Students That Leaked Online by UPANDAN: 7:46pm On Nov 20, 2019
Story!
NYSC / Re: Family Of Late Corper Kemisola Adeniran Receives N1.9M From INEC by UPANDAN: 4:37pm On Nov 20, 2019
1.5m what? las las Nigeria na scam!
Sports / Re: Tottenham Hotspur Sacks Coach Mauricio Pochettino by UPANDAN: 8:38am On Nov 20, 2019
Levy is a very greedy and ungrateful man. A man that would buy a player with peanuts and wants to sell at an exorbitant price. He refused to release funds to upgrade Tot current squad, which has left the coach frustrated even on live interviews. It's a win for Poch, he will be smiling to the bank, but I doubt if he would have gotten that much from them if he had resigned.
Celebrities / Re: ''I Hardly Repeat Cloths'' Anita Joseph Looks Radiant In Owanbe Outfit by UPANDAN: 1:22pm On Nov 11, 2019
Majority of the people who commented probably did not read the post to see her SARCASM.

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Celebrities / Re: Alex Asogwa Steps Out With Her Mother (Photos) by UPANDAN: 6:41am On Nov 02, 2019
See Alex chewing stick legs. See as Momma grab gan

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