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ProgrammingRe: Interested In Teaching Yourself Programming? file on link by updatechange(m): 10:31pm On Aug 06, 2018
Taiworaji22@gmail.com
PoliticsRe: 10 Ongoing Infrastructure Projects In Lagos State, By The Ambode Administration by updatechange(m): 9:43pm On Aug 06, 2018
kiss
CelebritiesRe: Runtown To Appear At Abuja Court On August 8th For Disobeying A Court Injunction by updatechange(m): 12:09pm On Jul 30, 2018
Siki355:
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CelebritiesRe: Adekunle Gold Asks For Simi's Bride Price - Singer Simi's Mum Responds by updatechange(m): 12:07pm On Jul 30, 2018
Hmm. Adekunle Gold is going off the market soon cheesy cheesy
Science/TechnologyRe: Pros And Cons Of Installing A CCTV System In Your Homes Or Offices. by updatechange(m): 10:31am On Jul 28, 2018
Very good for securing businesses
PoliticsRe: There Is Abank War Trending On Social Media. [read This] by updatechange(m): 12:46am On Jul 22, 2018
Aha nice come back @ firstbank #Respectyourelders

RomanceWho's Getting The Best Head? by updatechange(op): 9:21pm On Jul 14, 2018
As shared on IG.

PoliticsRe: Herdsmen Killings: Why We Are Different From IPOB – Miyetti Allah by updatechange(m): 9:08pm On Jul 14, 2018
Your hidden agenda is now conspicuous, all your unscrupulous lies are all obsolete... therefore you are a terrorist whether fg Dec lead it or not... Google will help u.
PoliticsRe: Lagos VIO Deploys Automatic Number-plate Recognition Device. by updatechange(m): 8:59pm On Jul 14, 2018
Nice one...
PoliticsRe: Like C.A.N Got Buhari Attention, Let Us Collectively Demand For Electricity #lig by updatechange(m): 8:56pm On Jul 14, 2018
Oya yin gan angry
PoliticsRe: PRESS RELEASE: IPOB Reply To Quasi-terror Outfit Miyetti Allah Cattle Breeders by updatechange(m): 8:54pm On Jul 14, 2018
This statement made a lot of sense but the last paragraph ain't a thing to go by... Don't tell me in 2018 u still want to go to war, war that u might not live to see d end... Abeg change that phrase o, because as a Nigerian I'm not ready to smell blood of any innocent ppl. cry
PoliticsRe: See Where Potholes Drew The Map Of Nigeria by updatechange(m): 8:06pm On Jul 10, 2018
Its called National accolade... that's the order of the day
CultureRe: Oluwo Akanbi Supports The Establishment Of Fulani Ranches In Yoruba Land by updatechange(m): 11:46pm On Jul 08, 2018
This guy is sick.
PoliticsRe: Fani-Kayode Reacts To Kemi Adeosun's Photoshopped NYSC Picture by updatechange(m): 11:42pm On Jul 08, 2018
Aha some people get bad mouth Sha.

CrimeRe: Youths Beat Customs Officer In Lagos Over Man's Death. Photos by updatechange(m): 11:26pm On Jul 08, 2018
Fake news... this happened on saturday in papa ogun state and not papa Lagos state. Stupid bloggers foolish posters. angry
RomanceRe: My New Girlfriend Has A Big Br**st. Please Advise. by updatechange(m): 12:44am On Jul 06, 2018
Always suck 2 litres of milk from it everyday it will reduce undecided undecided
RomanceRe: Masturbating And Mother Bumps In! by updatechange(m): 12:40am On Jul 06, 2018
The same way you forgot to type 'lock' in your post is the same way you forgot to lock the door itself... weyrey boi tongue tongue tongue
CrimeRe: Yetunde Akilapa Arraigned In Court For Theft (Photo) by updatechange(m): 12:32am On Jul 06, 2018
Even the queen of England is kleptomaniac but this one's case n.a. kleptorobber����
CelebritiesRe: #"About30' Concert: Adekunle Gold Sells Out O2 Indigo In London by updatechange(m): 12:03am On Jul 01, 2018
Joshmodest:
it's not the same O2 wizkid sold out by the way..for the ignorant folks
That is 02 arena
TravelRe: Lagos Announces Partial Restriction Of Oshodi Flyover by updatechange(m): 2:33am On Jun 30, 2018
At least one picture now
PoliticsRe: So We Won't See This Beautiful Lady Again. by updatechange(m): 2:30am On Jun 30, 2018
Tekecoms1:
So we won't see this beautiful Miss World Cup again after crashing out of the world cup?
The girl no too fine jor.
RomanceRe: Don't Bleep These Categories Of Ladies If You Want To Make It by updatechange(m): 12:34am On Jun 30, 2018
Adasun:
single mother or married?
Married.
PoliticsRe: Buhari Treating Killer Herdsmen With Kid Gloves — Soyinka by updatechange(m): 3:53pm On Jun 28, 2018
xcolanto:
Good morning Soyinka!

Enjoy your change as served cold.

We warn dearly about the dullard, yet you guys kept a blind eye to the truth. This buhari has no place in 21st century governance. A man like this should be in dura tending to his cows.
If the last administration did well... buhari has no business being in that position you know? undecided
PoliticsRe: Is It Right To Graze Cattle On The Grounds Of The National Assembly? by updatechange(m): 3:40pm On Jun 28, 2018
Even though the google has confirmed that Fulani herdsmen are the 3rd most deadly terrorist in the world and Nigeria president is still playing kid glove with it cry... I HEREBY OFFICIALLY ANNOUNCE AND DECLEAR TO ALL NIGERIANS AND BEYOND THAT FULANI HERDSMEN ARE TERRORIST!!! angry angry
TravelRe: The Bus Terminal That Ambode Is Building At Agege (PHOTO) by updatechange(m): 3:26pm On Jun 28, 2018
ChiefAzubuike:
There's absolutely nothing meaningful that ambode is doing in that Lagos. He doesn't even know the difference between needs and wants. Its a pity lagosians will easily fall for all these mumu flyovers snd terminal he's showing off up and down. How will getting rid of danfo and replacing them with another danfo take Lagos away from the stagnant position it has been all these years? There are one thousand and one things he can do with the state budget.
Why dont you mind your own Lagos or is this your Lagos?
PoliticsRe: Miyetti Allah Cries Out Over Killing Of Cows And Herdsmen By Nigeria Army by updatechange(m):
angry
RomanceRe: I Love Her But... Now I'm Embarrassed by updatechange(m): 1:07pm On Jun 25, 2018
Confiman:
Please this might be a little lengthy but bear with me, everything here is needed to get the story out and ask my questions. Thank you.

This will go down as one of the most embarrassing moments of my life and I'm deeply confused. But before I go on, I'd love a quick intro.

I just created this moniker to chronicle all of my confusions and to feel free asking for help without any of my friends here tracing them to me. I'm 22 and a serving Corp member. I'm a hustler and I can say I'm doing fairly well for a Corp member.

I am still a "virgin" iff that term can be loosely applied to someone who masturbates. I'm deeply disturbed by my masturbation, but that is not the purpose of this thread.

I recently met a girl - also a Corp member - whom I'm really, really fond of. However, I strongly believe that sex is for marriage (I'm a devoted Christian) and so I have always stayed away from it. With this girl tho, we get frisky a lot. I shared my first kiss with her, and we've since gotten more intimate than I'm usually comfortable with. Sadly, that doesn't help my desire to stop masturbation as I always do that after making out with her. When doing so, I imagine all we had done and it gets me off.

However, this is where it gets embarrassing. When making out with her she sometimes gives me a head. Despite all of her efforts tho (and she is sincerely really good), I can't get myself to remain aroused. No, my hands don't give me half the sensations I get from her mouth, but it still doesn't matter as I just can't remain aroused enough to get off as is the case when I'm by myself.

Today was the very worst as I kept shrinking rather than edging towards release. It angers her cos she believes I don't want her, or how else does she explain it? She feels if I wanted her as much as she wanted me that it would be different. I know my conscience pricks me while we're at it but I don't know if that is the cause. She says I think too much about it... but I can't help the thoughts. Now I'm torn.

I need to know just two things:
1. Is it my 'plenty thinking' that's hindering me when with her? I've already put away most of my inhibitions to get that far with her, but I can't seem to go further. And I don't really think I want to.
2. How can I tell her to take away the sexual edge of the relationship without coming across as offensive, and without confirming her belief that I don't want her?

P.S: Before you begin bashing the lady, note that she is also a virgin. Her vagina is still very much sealed. I doubted that at first, but I've seen it and... So I know. I don't want to lose her but I don't want to go so far either...
Lemme help u, buy 50 naira super glue and pour it on your hands anytime the urge for masturbation comes.. the rough friction will not allow ur dick to even rise.
Follow this step and thank me later
SportsRe: Some Argentines Arrested For Trafficking Drugs In Fake World Cup Trophies. by updatechange(m): 12:23pm On Jun 25, 2018
Argentina una doo
RomanceRe: Tips On How Ladies Will Give You Do Without Stress Or Pay by updatechange(m): 10:02am On Jun 25, 2018
And u said tips? huh??

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