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crazy dudes.!!!

All ye that want to come visit me in the Bundu with jets,jeeps etc. WELCOME.
Lets see if those jets and jeeps can survive the journey!
I live in Mogadishu. So make sure your jet is missile proof.As for the jeep? only God knows if it can drive there.
We have craters on the roads 'oops sorry no roads here! caused by continous bombing.
Now b4 u get to me you need to get past my Father who happens to be the CEO of PIC( Pirates International Company)
If you can jump all those hurdles,then welcome to the land of the brave and the graves.

@ Darkskin. r u that dark? I cant even see you.
Nway Bundu is a slang for a remote sparsely inhabited area.Its remote not developed. just a street word.

@ James,
The second question has an answer too. post  your email and I reply simple.I have no email on my profile unfortunately we are stiil in the era of mose code in the bundu!!

I have to pray first b4 I can comment on ur threads . What's with your name !!!
Scares the hell out of me.
God bless me.

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Tht is the craziest question i ever heard here.

Nway I really pray and wish you the best.
Dont give up. At the right time.

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I dont wnat to derail this thread again cz it stopped being romantic and became religious but just to give u a background
One NL said, the reason why men fall is due to Adam's foolishness.
Adam was under attack!!! So this caused some pple to come to his defense and in the process we ended up properly and thouroughly derailing the thread till smbody else got pissed off!!
So Adam isnt the issue here. He just happend to be blamed for man's fall!!

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Bundu is a remote area. Now how do I explain this better. Ok 4get the slum or ghetto.
In this context it refers to somebody that lives not in an posh place. So it can be anywhere ,the slum or just anywhere remote.
Okay say in Lagos there must be areas where the rich live and the poor too. Tht is evrywhere.
When I say I come from the bundus i just mean from the less developed place.

There's gals while dating them,they will always make sure you drop them in the nxt rich neighbourhood cz they feel ashamed of where they come from.
And even the dude dropping you has a borrowed car altogether!!
So you are both lying to each other . Tht is what i call inferiority complex like the case of the gal above

@ Ibexy

You are right in what you say. Those you refer to,are some of the real great men.Its true you cannot compare Mandela to Tiger woods Mother Theresa to Tyson . I am sure we all know who the real great men are.Some are in our villages .No media attention.
But this is just an example. Infact its nt only the great who fall all of us do. This post is just a topic open for disucssion.I wanted to know why a 'great man' risks everything hes taken years to build for 10 min of pleasure.Then he looses it all at once or he nevr rises to his former position again.
They are just termed 'GREAT ' cz of their high profiles and positions. That doesnt mean they saved the world or anything.Infact you are free to call them loosers.
its just one general term thet includes everybody else.

Argh! that's what separates men from boys.
By the way just cz u can sire a child doenst make you a man.
Its how you tackle challenges.
This one is a loser.

Call it CAT.

@MMM I asked you a question and you never answered.

Do you have a twin here on NL. Say a conjoined twin at the head?

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ooh so he's zulu ok

Makes sense. I think applies to both not one.

1.Man marries woman cz woman loves him
2.Woman marries man coz man loves her.

What diffrence is there now? you both love each other!!.Its just a reverse thing.Its not a statement meant for one party only but both people contemplating marriage.

Imagine this,You asking the man,why do u marry this woman? he says 'coz she loves me.
Next ask the woman,why do u marry this man? she says' coz he loves me.
Now tell me who doenst love the other?? Nobody.Thy both marry cz they love each other more than themselves.

Your mum was wise .
cheers

Those are 'God's must be crazy's babies doing a zulu jig.

Chinua Achebe wrote the novel 'Things fall apart.

My question to my friends is do u see that really something odd that need to mention or just me who see that?

Chinua Achebe !

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Statistics prove otherwise lol
Many never rise up to the point where they were before. It gets drained by the woman he went out with.
Its good to rise up yeah but 'most'just find it hard to get it all back together.

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Then tell her its not your car.You'v got no car but intend to buy one soon!
Lets see if she sticks with you after that.
Its all these covers we put that just messes up love.

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See the NL tht blamed Adam for the fall of man started all this deviation lol!! cz now everybody went religious in an effort to prove him wrong
Now we are back on track!!Romance.
Read what beutylash just said.

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very well said.
I had started feeling like a Right Left Bishop in in training!!

@ beautylash!

WOW! uv just shed some new light to this. Thank you
You mean to say ,'THE GREATER THE FALL THE GREATER THE RISE WILL BE??
Like the deeper you are in poo the more you will come out shining??
Is that a licence to NOT RESIST A HOT WOMAN? whose sole purpose is to drag your feet into shit?

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Yeah I hope she's not a Nairalander.
This may be the end of ur rides with her!

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Babe LMAO!!
You will pay my hospital bill when i undergo surgery due to cracked ribs!!!

So in summary lol,the devil after being kicked out was jobless.He had no sin to commit.Well HE IS SIN ITSELF.But he needed a vessel!! to use to commit his acts.

God gave him the job to decieve Adam and Eve. Why? cz like I said[b] God does foolish things at times to confound the wise[/b]
Then the true character of Adam and Eve came out.
Yeah your right. Its really messy

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Sorry to burst your bubble!!
It's a WORLWIDE THING!!.
These things are inevitable where there are both men and women.
Maybe in space only is where you may not find it.

@ Omo

If we choose to describe the nature of God here,I tell u the thread wont end.
Just know this 'The foolishness of God exceeds the Wisdom of man'
See if I choose to defend my belief, I base it on the Word of God which is the bible.Now if you dont believe in the bible or believe it was inspired by God himself then trust me no amount of evidence can make you change your view of God.So best thing is not to even try.
I will tell you something. God at times does things that seem crazy to get his purposes done.
Judas had to betray Jesus.Now you wonder why did he pick on judas.Unless you understand the WHOLE WORD not just a section of it,then you will not understand why that happened. Problem is we don't look at the whole context.We pick out a line and make a sermon out of it.That is dangerous.
There's something called predestination.I wont even go there
God allows things to happen.like the case of Job to prove a point.Now pray that the devil doenst mark you out as a guinea pig.You may not make it.
Seriously questioning why God put the tree in Eden is like asking God why he created the universe.
All answers are in the Bible and some with God himself.If you read it you will get it.

[b]This Gentleman takes these 2 girls (friends) out for dinner and time came to drop them home.The girls don't live far from each other in the bundus.
On arrival the second girl refused to alight pretending that she dint live there.She was impressed by the dude but ashamed of her humble abode in the bundus,  She wanted to prove to the guy that she lives in an upmarket place.So she made the guy drive back all the way to some posh neighbourhood!!
Well they stopped by a nice looking house and the man thinking she lives there went ahead to drop her.
The sign at the gate read 'Beware of Dogs'.He came out of car and escorted her to the gate.The 'gentleman' told her that he would only leave after she entered the gate since it wasn't safe to leave her outside.She proceeded to knock and out came this mean looking watchman.Then the dogs!!
The gal had no words as she mumbled that she was looking for somebody but by then the dogs were already out and backing.
On sensing danger,they both ran towards the car,with the dogs in hot pursuit.The 'gentleman 'was shocked'!
How could your own dogs descend on you?
Those dogs barked like crazy. She later confessed to the man that she didnt live there!!! she was too ashamed of her home!
She lost that man coz he couldn't trust her anymore.[/b]

This happened last week.

I know dudes that borrow vehicles to take their women out and lie its theirs.Some men even beg their friend's houses to use over the weekend and lie to the gals that its their house.
Women will do anything crazy too.From borrowing shoes,clothes etc just to please the guy.Yet that's not their lifestyle.
Why do we suffer from inferiority complex and try to prove wht we are not??


BE YOURSELF THIS WEEKEND!!

What now Potato? Did I scare you?
I am only welcoming you to my country Lolest.

The epilogue now. Most people have said Men cant run cz;

1  They are polygamous in nature
2. They have extra testosterone
3. They don't have the nerve to ask a respectable woman to have an illicit affair so they settle for lowly women
4. They think with their 3rd legs
5  They lack discipline and self control
6  They blame their women for not looking good physically ie
7  They are weak-willed and will fall for anything.
8  The man is a He goat 
9  They blame gravity!!
10.Some now blame ADAM and EVE.!

When I use the word RUN I mean RESIST/AVOID. PREVENTION IS BETTER THAN CURE. There's time to physically do a Joseph run if you find urself trapped. That applies if the woman is a despoiler, though I have my doubts as to whether a man of this day and age can really do that.(run from a woman despoiler) We've all agreed that we are weak and can very easily fall.
RESIST ALL APPEARANCES OF EVIL AND HE(EVIL) WILL FLEE! Simple. We see it coming,we feel guilty about it, but we go ahead and avail ourselves.
Nobody forces you to cheat.You do it willingly.
Lets not blame God for creating anybody.God never makes mistakes. We do.What he gave us are CHOICES to choose. Those choices have repercussions.
Those biblical examples serve to show us that we are weak as humans but what lesson is God trying to teach us? That HE provides a way out of every temptation.
So THE PROBLEM IS NOT THE TEMPTATION! That's here to stay[b].ITS HOW WE RESPOND AND THE CONSEQUENCES THEREAFTER[/b]
Temptations if you ask me only come to bring out the real you.It reveals your strength and weakness.Call it an exam.you either fail or pass.
So why cant you make a good choice of not availing yourself for temptation.?
This 'great men'I repeat are a world. Thats why their fall is big cz it affects the people that are directly or indirectly connected to them.
No wonder I say, 'TO  WHOM MUCH IS GIVEN MUCH IS REQUIRED'.

basics
1. You can refuse to meet her
2. Refuse to pick up her calls
3. Dont enter into her house or allow her into yours

Why do you do this? cz shes sly and the devil is using her to cause your downfall simple.

Again I say.Resist the devil and he will flee from you.

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ur very correct. thnk u. he still ran away anyway.