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@ cuddle
. cool. I also have a yeye fowl in me . But I like being around happy people why lie. I hate stress and complicating simple things.
If u can laugh till u crack then your my best friend
I sometimes open a thread while in office and laugh alone like crazy. I look odd laughing alone tears crawling down my cheeks.
Today my boss asked me why I was crying and  I told him its NL!! Hes got no clue wht tht is!!!!
BACK TO THREAD.

@ cuddlemii

Serioulsy you dont know me at all. I dont know your def of a feminist but if you get to know me well, lol ul laugh till morning.I like jokes a lot. And can be just as crazy iwhen i choose to.
Do I really sound like one? You made me laugh at myself cz you are the first one on earth to ever and I mean it evr call me that!!
Its more funnier cz I really hate tht kind of people'
Now read thru the thread on Great men falling so you understand the context well, Its not a competition No. Its just a forum for discussion thts all. No winner no loser. nothing.Lol you have nevr met a feminist.I run away from them. !! cz I dont subscribe to their school of thought even though am a woman myself.
I didnt post this cz it was a man tht strted it No. I wld have done it if it was a lady too.I just noticed the word 'cheetah and thgt 190 was at his games again.
I love being open and frank and sincere. No pretence no hypocrisy and am not always right.
Do me a favour now.I really dislike that word so dnt label me tht way.

Am just wondering what a cheetah has go to do with cheats.
Whats' the connection? or is it speed? one is animal while the other is human!

@ JamesDman

Now what your offering is not palatable at all
If we took that as law trust me no man will marry!! that will create another problem that no Nairalander cn solve!
Now you make me wonder. Does a man plot to cheat! Does he plan for it or it just comes when the situation avails itself?
Because this great men either plan their game well or just fall when the see woman. The reason they marry is coz they dont marry with 'cheating' lying dormant in their minds. They hope they will be satisfied in marriage.Or maybe it does and probably waits for the perfect catalyst!
So what am I saying? Is man born with a 'dormant cheating virus'? 

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correction.They were once great men. The thread can as well mean the rise and fall of great men.
Look at samson.wasnt he great??
Fastfoward today.The rich and the high profile celebrities fall into temptation and when they do, their might/Grace comes tumbling down as well.
So yeah your right only if you refer to the 'after' ie falling from Grace.
Jesus was the greatest but he got tempted too.He was just too smart for the devil
Nobody is beyond temptation.
Can you resist it?

Now you will all do yourselves a big favour if you stopped blaming women for your woes. For obvious reasons like

1.Nobody would be here commenting anything if it wasnt for both woman and man
2.God NEVER made a mistake by creating a woman.She is supposed to be a help mate unfortunately most men only see a woman as a sexmate
Trouble starts there!!

Blaming a woman for the fall is like blaming God for creating Satan.Halo? God nevr created satan! He created a beautiful angel called lucifer.
Now God has given MAN a choice.You are responsible 4 your choices as well as your actions. I repeat again RUNNING here is not the bolt like run,
Since we all acknowledge that men are weak, then why dont you do yourselves a great favour 'RESIST THE ENEMY AND HE WILL FLEE!
The reason they fall is cz they avail themselves to the temptation.And who said temptation isnt sweet? The devil knows when to strike best.At your weakest moment and he uses your weakness to make you fall!
Now if you know all that? why do u answer to the call of temptation? why do you call her to your place secretly? why do you keep the communication flowing? Just cut off the channel thru which the tempation flows. We always see it coming but we refuse to RUN from it.We embrace it instead get burnt,then cry foul.

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get real.

okay then you shud have added, and more families are broken,more kids suffer,divorce rates sky rocket,some die in the process! jobs are lost ,pliz.
That great man is a small world by himself. His downfall causes ripples too. Affects many whether we like it or not.
Thats why I said TO WHOM MUCH IS GIVEN,MUCH IS REQUIRED.

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I LIKE THAT.

talk to her

I have tried to read oer and over and I think I 'slightly' understand ur dilemma

1. You wonder if its just casual why leave stuff behind? who said wel see each other again?
2. You reason tht if its a serious relationship then its obvious she will be visiting the place often so why leave her stuff behind?

You seem like the kind of guy that like things done in a specific way.

1.If its a casual relationship, then tell her never to leave her stuff behind ever.Be firm and straight to the point. And if she stil does then pliz u may as well meet elsewhere not necessarily in ur house. If I were u I would meet her elsewhere in some cafe.

2.If the relationship is serious and you still dislike the habit, then assure her that its not good manners for her to do so.Do it gently cz I know sme women want to leave smthing behind for the man to rember them with.So it means she just likes you.In realtionships not evrything is yes yes. A NO is also an answer you know.Sit and talk about it am sure she will understand.
Good luck

^^^^^^ BABE!!!
spare my ribs for heavens sake!!

@ Bamosagie!!!! LMAO
Where are you heading with that!
So things changed when God took rib from woman?? lolest
Okay so you men want your ribs back?
Is that the solution ur referring too?

Okay so you made up your mind ? Good.
lemmie c. Malaysia and Somalia are like heaven and earth in terms of distance.
Just hop into MAS(ur airline) and get to SA
From there get into a KQ flight to Kenya.
Now the moment you land in Kenya,? let me know.
There are no scheduled flights to somalia.Only one thing flies in somalia.ie Missiles!!
I will find out which aircraft is carrying Khat' to somalia and make sure you get into one.
Other than that we wait for some NGO that hs to take supplies there.
Its safer travelling with cargo.cz 'khat is wht they chew on 24/7
once you land in somalia? you will see me smiling
Welcome to the land of the'brave' lolest.

oh yeah she was very right.
you enter somalia, only 3 things are likely to happen to you

1. become a ter******
2. become a pirate
3. Die

This is land of extra terrestrial beings. Blood doesnt flow in our system. only gun powder.
Now wht's that noise again!! ok my neighbour's house just got bombed! damn.well i dint like him anyway, he ate my cat!
Then make sure u carry earplugs! u need them 24/7. we dnt have eardrums here.they got shattered long ago due to constant bombings and xplosions.
Come at ur OWN RISK. We are very friendly u know

Okay first things first!!

I have a habit of checking out peoples profiles especially people am replying to.
Now I think I will stop the habit becoz urs just knocked me out!!! Thats the craziest profile pic av seen EVER!!
No comment.
What she does is what most ladies do for real.
My bro in law ended up marrying his wife after she played that game
She deliberately left her sweater so that she could go there again and again.
Well one day she went there a MISS and left a MRS.
Its territory. Rember we humans, are part of the animal kingdom too.

smbody said it right up there lol
i hv heard tht soo many tymes.

a) It may be the beginning of her 'silent entry' into your house and life.( the beginning of come we stay/try)
b) Shes marking her territory. no woman wants to find another's stuff in her mans house!!

Question is? wht is she doing sleeping in your house if you arent married!
Cheers.

^^
well u arent finished yet, so take heart.
Anyway you cant chose who answers to a thread you know. its open for everybody.
Be a Joseph if u never want to be talked about like this.
'The rise and fall of kpolli'
A man can fight a lion but he cant run away from imminent danger? am sure he can if he chooses to.

@ kpolli,

be kind and tell me what choi means.
Then if u read the thread very well, and the replies you will not make that conclusion.
I am just emphasising a point here .tht ;Its is very possible to get yourself out of a tight situation and avoid its pitfalls.
Can you do that?

They think YOU EAT GRASS?? damn .what d they think you are? Herbivores?? tell them to go chew wood!!
Anyway thts soo common everywhere.
Even we here in somalia, we discriminate against the dark ones you know.We bomb them daily!!
They call us wolalo or woriah's.
My family?? shhhh is pirate. Dont we just love doing our thing. We have all we need here, hijacked ships, we dont even have more space to park them.They feel our streets oops!! sorry we have no streets we have wht do we have? just roads or paths.
We are the most civilised nation in the world.We have all gadgets,tht can detect anything all the way to hell and back.
Would u like to come visit me in Mogadishu?
Use ship. I will welcome it to Mogshu.

lolest .you look down upon your fellow country mates? Damn theres no good place in this world!!
So if u stand at the end of your island and I stand on the other end we can play badminton/lawn tennis very well?
That must be the coolest place on earth. So you like know each other, as in everybody is smhow related to the other?
Any black fellows there? I am soo sure somebody found his way there.Dont joke with us Africans.
We just have a funny way of getting things done

So am from Somalia. A place called Mogadishu.
Damn I need to fasten this belts. I need to really blow sombody up now.
Lemmie check if the button for detonating the grenade is fuctioning well.Take cover RUN!!!!!!Potato RUUUUUN.
I warned you already.

The problem is not really the person but the baggage that comes with a particular religion.
It carries practices that many find unpalatable. Think about family gatherings,naming kids,funerals etc.Each religion has its way of doing stuff.
Just be wise,take it slowly and don't compromise the good. You have no idea to what extent some relatives can go to make things not happen for people however good.
Pray too.

@ Babe lolest.
You call Adam a mumu guy? gosh u just cracked my ribs.Tht's a funny word.

@ Badesh lol sister Tolu or Ramota?
So why not be a MAN and sort out your problems with your wife.It takes 2 to tango.This blaming your wife all the time for infedility is just a cover up tht most men use to go out.If its in a man's mind to cheat he will do it regardless.I have heard cases where the guy deliberately makes him home uncomfortable just to stir/provoke the wife.
When she reacts in a small way he goes out,sleeps with a woman and says he got provoked! yet he initiated all that.
Now why should you allow sister Tolu and Ramota to kill your dreams and reputation? Is she worth more than what you are as a person or what you have taken years to build?
Run from from sis Ramota and save your life! seriously most of this side dishes arent worth your time at all.
They dnt even give a damn about you. Then when everything goes haywire its your wife/partner that shows up in public to cover your shame.

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The women were[b] catalysts[/b].
They did speed up the reaction ie

He wasn't planning on dying but escaping by jumping.After all the exit had been shut by the wife as she went to call the cops.

All this stems out of adultery anyway yet he had a nice lovely wife wth 2 kids.

@ lol potato sorry I made you explain to me the geography.

Thts always my way of speaking. See if u tell me your from Nigeria I will ask so how is lagos! yet I am very well aware there are other cities like Abuja
Or if its UAE I ask howz  DXB?.yet i know there are other cities there. I use the capital as an icebreaker.
YOU LIVE ON AN ISLAND??
Thats my dream.it must be really cool there. eating chocolate.

NOW DID YOU JUST SAY THERE'S WASHINGTON DC IN NIGERIA? AND TEXAS? TOO?  So there are casinos in Texas of Nigeria?
I need to visit this great country.

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what now?
thats just my own conclusion.
 

Malaysia?
lol I must be dreaming.I thought ur from malaysia

^^ Supposed to be laughter but the smiley refused to show.
Its mumu.
So what do people in Kuala Lumpur eat?

Defination; Real love = DEATH

Reference; a) Romeo and Juliet in shakespear! not Titanic
b) Jesus.

If you can DIE for your partner,then your in REAL LOVE

;d ;d ;d