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Thumbs up to Rokiatu then.Shes the real gal.No hypocrisy or pretence or shyness.Eat when ur hungry who cares.
Now now now.Mc Donald's will do me fine.Burgers are easy to handle so long as the veges are cooked!!
To hell with table napkins,forks,spoons and stuff. I just need to eat.So gt out of the way everybody.

UUPS! I dnt confess to being the lemon water drinking gal!!! u dear!! stop it!

@ Gosh Rokiatu I love u gal seriously.I just loved ur sincerity. Leave Tima alone!

wow isnt tht cute!

There's some that cant wait for their partner to get out of that door!! They sing halleluya bye and bye instead!!
Thts how attached u are and I think its really cute!!
CHERISH IT.
But it depends on how long uv bn married too.

u crazy gal lol

My advise to anybody,just be careful where u take ur date!! Buffet can be very embarrasing places.!Some things can seriously embarrass u silly.
If u take me to a local joint,I will throw away the knifes and forks ,pull my sleeves up,part my legs and eat like Rokiatu .ups soryy dear.
But if u decide to take me to Hilton then I know what is expected of me. Just be like a chamelion and adjust to suit the environment.
I dont know but ad rather not use the fork and knife if I cant hold it well. So I will say 'thnk you dear am soo full. I just had something to eat before I left the house!
Then al be making sure am always full before u take me out.Tht way I dnt suffer! .We are equal.
Then al train myself at home till I get it right. lol.

hahaha.well well well.

Okay chill a friend of mine that took a local gal out!

Hahaha I have class

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what is that english u guys speak?
Its a mixture of english and nigerian?

@ Babe don't start again!!
Spare my ribs!!!
My God u make me cry tears laughing.I look so crazy!!

@Tima

A lady once drank the lemon water that you use to wash your hands with!! She refused to eat the salad saying she doenst eat raw vegetables,unless they are cooked! The dude had taken her to a cool cool hotel.The lady after realising her mistakes took time b4 she could be taken out again.
Another one gosh! the buffet breakfast, she went put cereal in a bowl then guess wht? she took margarine, added to the cereal and stirred it all together!!She didnt know that u add milk to cereal.
You know the guy acted like they weren't together.Total embarrasment.!
Take her slowly to a comfortable place and keep upgrading slowly esp is shes a bit 'raw'.

I have also wondered about the same. I guess ladies simply want to show they are well mannered,not greedy or they are just plain shy.
The worst are those that shy cz they don't have a clue abt table etiquette. If the guy takes u to a 5 star hotel where they serve more than 5 course meals and she has  problems using just a fork and knife and then here shes bombarded with a million utensils she cant tell which is for what and when!!The best way to avoid embarrasment is to say no thank you,am full.
She takes a drink and endures watching the guy eat.

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Holy water? lmao

Okay sorry 4 the ban.I thought u were perfoming somwhere. Yeah I was joking read btwn the lines.
I am from Africa though.
Now I have a question fr you.
'Why do guys here hurl insults at each other like its normal thing to do and they use real heavy words.I mean heavy infact I always wonder how smbody cud have taken time to form all that and spit it out? We r used to calling each other fool/silly/mad/stupid. I mean thats what people call each other!! when your angry at them.Now what I come across here .And why do they like abusing each other's mothers?Why mothers all the time? I swear am shocked.It's something tht people make fun of in my country for real.But I thought it was cz of those 'nollywood' films that depict nigerian women as very hostile and tough.
Now I read 4 myself and it cuts across borders.Or is it just jokes?
You guys know each other.I dnt have a clue who is who I just enjoy the forum.I think best thing is just to read but nt start threads. I hate to get personal.

@Cuddleme lol

circular amd conventional pastor? can we form a collabo church?

@alexola

oh i have friends from the lowly to the mighty.  Experience is the best teacher and all the time i refer to a particular real exp.
I am the kind that will sit down with the with the streetboy and listen to their stories.Nxt minute I will be sitted in the boardroom with the who is who and still adjust.When your able to do that you come across diffrent kinds of people who are more thn glad to share with u.
I will sing nursery rhymes with kids,dance with the teens,talk with couples,the bus conductor,the hawker,i mean everybody is unique to me and I always say.i hv gt smthing to learn to from the other person.You have no idea how much u can learn from that old woman selling tomatoes by the roadside.She could tell u something tht will change ur life for better.
Thts why am here.to listen and learn too

And before it degenerates to insults, as I smell now? Please lets stop posting here.
Why do people insult yt they r supposed 2 b mature?
Cut the thread and rest. Am out of it.
Nice day.

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Its ok.he/she is free to exercise democracy. I just never reply to insult with insult. Besides noboby is forced to comment or read. just skip and save urself stress.
You just never know what drives people.
cheers

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you are most welcome.
Insults? not my cup of tea. There's better ways of putting messages across.
Thank you.

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reminded me of the movie 'diary of a mad black woman'

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Run Run Run .
No excuse.

@ satani.
I read a weird request to you from some dude calling himself 'occultist' something like that.His request was weird and very UNGODLY.
What was all tha about? seriuosly.I never take things for granted.

Nobody is against 'pastors' here.I once thought I would be one.I really loved doing all that God's work but knowing what I know now? No no.
I have heard and seen a lot.
My major problem is not even that 'stealing from people'.It's just that if your not careful enough you share your husband with the whole church.
You never get peace in ur house becz evrytime theres people waiting to see the 'pastor'.
His phone is evr ringing with smbody requesting for prayers.
He has to attend to almost every function in church.By doing so you hardly have time for yourselves to even go out or on holiday etc.The idea of a holiday is a combination of some mission somewhere.
I once visited this ladys house whose wife is pastor. In less than 2 hrs over 10 strangers had visited her house 'just to say hi'!!!
Now as pastors wife she has to welcome them. She told me that shes ever in the kitchen and at times she gets suprise visitors.Those people that 'must pass by the pastors house' on the way to church and after church.She was so depressed and talking of moving house for the sake of privacy and peace.
Her husband is never at home.He's evr attending to some 'needy souls' elsewhere. Now you cant challenge that because its 'God's calling'.
Now that kind of grace I lack.I could die out of loneliness.
To marry a pastor God must have really given you the grace to do it .
I love pastors

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I am an open person and if anybody wants to ask me anything they are free to do.This is a public forum and everything public goes in here.
Anything I consider private I request tht u send me mail.Am not a secret agent after all .Am human and normal.

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you dont have to.
He's history.
In the archives.

@ satani

Don't take me seriously.

At the beginning I was very scared of thet name for real,now all I do is make fun. Take it easy.
But am 'still curious'.Is ur faith like 'connected' to ur name?
Just asking to clear my doubts.

@ Cuddleme,

Did u say church is the best place for a serious relationship? Well if u asked me I would say otherwise.No hatred here but my first and serious relationship was with a church dude cz I was the 'church gal' and he was the 'church guy'. I have nothing to write home about that relationship.
I purposed never to be blind again. Having said that I know there are 'few' honest people in church but I aint looking that direction.
Theres nice people outside the church walls too.

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I dont knw what emotions to express.
You dont cheat cz of ur faith.See how confused I am?
Well you don't get nice ladies cz they have been let down be4 by dudes like u who claim to be 'good'.
So they settled 4 gangsters.

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I was soo sure ,100% sure tht if you showed up here you would say that.
Yes he did. Happy?

nkt

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James I tend to agree with you.Seriously am so fed up with those 'nice guys'. Am losing appeal for 'nice guys'. I dont know ad rather have a gangster tht is so real than a fake nice guy. You have a lady that you have confessed your love to and you treat her soo well,you live no room for her to doubt that you love her.But all these you do cz u dnt want her to suspect your other secret realtionships.To her friends/family you are the best example of a gentleman and you play it soo well nobody can suspect unless a calamity befalls you.

The other worst 'nice' guys are those that please the world out there and treat the lady like trash.But she endures all tht for society sake.You live all your years miserable covering for a dude becoz to the world out there, he's some 'god'. Infact nobody would ever believe you if you tried to talk negative of him.Only you know his beast nature.

@ mynd

I am looking for terrorist. They make the best friends.
They can die for me.