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IdiAmin1: Maybe Gej called the drunk security men on phone to arrest you. Imagine cat feeling like lion. Shame on you Mrs Lair Mohammedess 'cos you talk too much just like a nagging wife

There is definitely no hope for you in this life...

egift: Zoologist Goodluck Jonathan is ruling Nigeria with Animal Instincts. Please can someone remind him Nigeria is not a Zoo.

A little too late for that, the inmates are running the asylum.

holuwashezy: before nko?, u planned ur arrest to tarnish Gej image.

Gej has an image? What image? 200 girls are still not accounted for months later; you talking about stup1d image; I'm guessing you meant the image only you have in your head.

ugoezeik: u need to b arrested old man because u don talk too Much! Imagine a man talking lik dis, i wonder hw u go de compete wit ur wife at home wen talking mode activate

Ediots like you really need to start removing Jonathan's dick from your mouth. Enough already. Do you guys even have any functioning brain cells?

amakufrancis: tats a humble leader showinq us ah qood example. Wat do u tink?

What's not wearing a shoe's got to do with humility? It's not like he's walking around town bare footed. It's a free world, he can decided to wear or not to wear shoes, his call. Why is this news again?

MAYOWAAK: Very rare indeed!In years to come,ebola cure will be pictorially remembered.

On top of all these wonderful pictures that brought great memories; this ridiculous picture is all you've got to add? Putting a kid in a pot, on a stove must be really funny to you and the ediot that took the picture.

How would they know where Nigeria is on the map when an average American does not even know they live next to Canada...lol

basty: One of the haters from where the sun rises. Oloshi

Don't them bro; they will never see anything good; even when it's right on their nose. They are nothing but no good retards and complete waste of oxygen.

eaglechild: Talk about swallowing one's vomitus.

APC and clueless hasty decisions.
At least he was man chicken enough to admit

The fear of APC failure in the upcoming elections.

Must everything be about politics? Can't the guy just reverse the fees without any drama. How much do clowns like you get paid not to use your brain? I bet you'll differ if you were a student. I guess you brain was on vacation all this while, when the govt reversed the price of fuel after riots or you were living under a rock?

Saying this is sad on a daily business is just an understatement. Something comes in to mind for years, many years, northerners have murdered so many southerners with impunity without any consequence and here we are many years later. They are now the ones killing themselves....the chicken has finally come home to roost? Just few years ago we used to laugh when we hear about suicide bomber that no Nigerian would ever blow himself up for anybody or anything. Now we seem to be eating our words...how hard and far we have fallen within a short time.

When Jesus said "It is finished" I'm sure He didn't have Nigeria in mind! Why are we so wicked, when we don't get things our way?

Since when did it become the job of a President to launch an ordinary passport? That's the job of State services; launch this, launch that, must everything be launched? Wat happens to sending out a communicae that a new passport is now available for citizens? There are more important things he could do with his time. These guy doesn't have good advisers or he's not listening to advice.

write2obi: they need him and they did not take him to tour?
he does not have a job at Chelsea, he has a contact, and Chelsea can not just kick him out like an ordinary employee.
mikel is still in chelsea because, he has refused to take a pay cut and move to a club where he will play regularly.


last bullet: he decided to start collecting his pension at 27, instead of leaving in search of regular football..

And if they didn't take him to the tour of what concern of yours is that? Does that affect the money in your bank account? He doesn't have a job? So a contract doesn't translate to a job? Seriously dude? He's still in Chelsea because Chelsea wants it that way. Stop talking about what you are not privy to. Are you his lawyer? You work for Chelsea? You've actually seen a copy of his contracts?

And if decides to retire at 27 and collect his pension so what? He planned his life that way. If at 27yrs you had the money he had you won't be on this forum rambling about people you don't know they exist too. A 16-yr old guy that yahoo bought his app could retire on that money if he wanted; so are you angry with him too; if he spends the rest of his life playing PS4 and decides to collect pension at 16. fyi depending on your country pension is collected after certain age mostly form 65. So that sarcasm doesn't really work well for you. The guy doesn't not know of your existence so give it up.

byrron: Honestly I don't know how else to pass this message across to all these people that keeps writing trash about mikel that has sorted his life out while they on their part have turned into full time career haters hating someone that played no role in making them this frustrated.

Some even compare him with other players while they also forgot to take note that mikel is also miles ahead of other footballers as well.

A guy who is so accomplished at just age 27 has done so well.

His parents and siblings are so proud of him and every right thinking Nigeria is also proud of him just like me.

He has brought more joy to Nigerians than pain so if any of his haters are so sad with him right now, all u need do is to recall all the times he made u happy and stick to that part.

Frustration at its peak

It's nothing but pure hatred bro; Mikel is not the last guy that will flop, get over it and move on. The sad part is they are here ranting like Mikel comes on the forum to seek their advice. After all the noise decades ago before Etim Esin went to the U-21 world cup, we were all so sure the cup was coming to naija; but flopped he even got shot weeks before the event turning the whole nation to emergency prayer warrior. Mikel this, Mikel that, it's getting boring and annoying. If the guy decides to stay put at Chelsea and retire at that age 27, what is your business with that? He does not owe anybody any explanation. You really think if he had played well, Nigeria would have won the world cup. When you start taking football more seriously than just an entertainment then your priority in life is screwed up.

striker9: Did I hear you say 27?he made it even earlier and some 40 years old uncle are on here beefing him with the bonus 10mb given by Etisalat lolzzzzzzz

I wonder how someone's else career and goal in life became their cup of tea.

write2obi: Can you give me one good reason why Mikel is still in Chelsea?

He's in Chealsea, because they still need him, it's that simple. If you have a job you are still there because they want you. When they stop doing you will be fired. It's not that hard to figure out. I'm guessing Mikel should have consulted you before he set the goal for his own life

nedu2000: compare mikel with his contemporaries...messi et al!!I'm a football fan & for mikel to remain in chelsea just 'cos of greed is purely an anti-football act,he can make more money simply by improving his performances on d pitch,you don't need to be a rocket scientist to know that the highest paid players coincide with performances on the pitch....messi,zlatan,beckham,rooney,del piero attests to that. I don't care about mikel to hate him

And here you are wasting your life away on a forum about a guy that doesn't know that you exist. So because he plays for naija means you guys should dictate what he's supposed to do with his life? Does anyone come to your job and compare your incompetence with the guys you went to school with? You guys really need to stop, the guys is probably at a beach now relaxing, enjoying his life while your is on hold, commenting like the guy wakes up, comes to nairaland to check what he's supposed to do with his life. Stop hating and go figure out your own life. The guy's life is made at 27yrs of age, so stop hating.

nedu2000: Financially rich but mentally still a poor slave,too bad!!

So he's a slave because he considered a brighter future carrying British passport instead of the green and useless one u carry? Nonsense. Nothing but pure jealousy.

Anyone that thinks this is actually what a drone looks like should have his head examined. Pure foolishness, one guy is holding the controller, the other is holding an ipad and that's all you got? What do you guys do on the internet? in 2014 a bunch of clueless clowns including a whole governor believes a toy you can get at toys r us is a drone?

IBB is the last person that should comment on bombing. #DeleGiwa

Obiagelli: nonsense, i would like to have deziani in a crate. Umaru Dikko is now a saint to your likes, not surprised though, gej has been endorsing and freeing thieves since he became president.
Btw Op can you act out the scene of how buhari tried to bomb himself, you can try with just one grenade so that you don't get hurt.

You are baaaad . Can't stop laughing picturing the scene in my end and the op should please take along all these brain dead cl0wns thinking it was Buhari that planned it. They should simply just re-create the scene with a live amo then we'll all be quiet. It's that simple.

bloodykiller: only a vulture will vote this useless and demonic party called apc

81 likes from where Very fishy, you don't even have that many people that have read this crap. I guess it's81 brain dead patients. This is the main reason why a dislike button should be added to this forum. So no one has to respond to all these paid jobless m0rons who have nothing to say that to jump on anything pdp.

And to say few years ago we wasted millions trying to re-brand the country. Thanks to jonathan's mature handling of the nation's affair. I think we'll fit perfectly into any of these branding:

1. Nigeria...the joke is on you
2. Nigeria, great people no leader
3. Nigeria, great nation, blind leaders
4. Nigeria, where evil never sleeps
5. Nigeria, ...and Jesus said "it is finished"

And the latest branding...

5. Nigeria...did I hear kaboom!

Where we went from N1 - £2 to N1 - £280 and the people responsible are still running the same govt

6. Nigeria, where script writers are also the actors.

tsolz84: take a walk my niccah;dont ever argue with a deluded human.....

Good, you've admitted you are delusional, that's a good start boy. Knowing is half the battle and just like you said, I wont argue with a depraved mind like yours. I hope to God you never reproduce, that's a scary thought.

seyipee2011: White House denies the Obamas have bought a $4.25 million mountain home in California
http://www.seyipeters.com/?p=3895

And so, what has that got to do with a bomb blast in Kaduna? Obama is the one occupying Aso Rock right?

The hand of Esau, the voice of Jacob. The only time we knew of bomb in Nigeria was when IBB murdered Dele Giwa, now's it's just like another day in the office hearing this wicked acts daily. The whole world now thinks Nigeria is Iraq or Afghanistan. Really sad.

I'm your next door neighbor and you keep throwing stones over the fence to injure my children and you know fully well I can beat the living day light out of you. What do you think it's going to happen the day I get really pissed off? Only an unreasonable father will not protect his family at all cost. If Israel doesn't give a damn about what the US thinks, who in the world is South Africa on the world stage?

tsolz84: I make a comment, you quote me, I quote you back...get a life and stop quoting me;wretched foo.l...Come on. Be proud of APC. Never be ashamed of that. Can't you see I'm proud of my president Jona.daft? I can never be ashamed of him.
Oh wait, you must be a political prostitute.
That's bad o.UpoLodo

AP what? Seriously dude you need serious help, who gives a toss about these ridiculous parties, we are talking about kidnapped girls here and I'm guessing you are pdp agent; you both can go to hell for all I care. I'll do you a favor ask the admin to run my IP address, then you'll realize you really don't count. If you are proud of a so called president who after 100 days decided to meet the parents of kidnapped kids then I give up on ya brain. Somebody please pull the plug!

tsolz84: You are one of reason why I still support legallization of Abortion till tomorrow...Bastard child of a goat.. Evidence of a goat sp3rm that is what you are...your father couldnt afford to buy vaseline to w.a.nk and he r.a.ped a mad woman and you popped out nine months later...next time you wana score cheap points;dont involve my folks..Now go and get yourself drunk with dog urine.

The rambling of a LUNATIC...it's true "The gods are not to blame" your mother should have swallowed and saved the world of this lunatic. Gosh!!! You really need to removed that d1ck from your mouth and get a dictionary.

tsolz84: "The guys is nothing..." how dumb can one be?i thought you were smart?dumb as5hole!Common sense is not an exclusive right for all..Now you just justified that Fact

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You should go back and re-read your id1iotic ramblings, remove jonathan's d1ck from your mouth for a second. You seem to have bad luck each time you open your mouth imbec1le. Did you notice how many people have replied and it's only 2 pages.

texazzpete: President GEJ confirms girls were kidnapped
SSS says Girls were kidnapped
Army says Girls were kidnapped
Presidential committee filled with presidential cronies says Girls were kidnapped
Foreign media confirms girls were kidnapped
Girls pictures published in UK dailies
CAN confirms many girls were kidnapped
Kidnapped girls seen in video

And you are babbling here that there were no kidnapped girls! You do not deserve the oxygen you breathe, you dolt!

Couldn't have said it better. God bless you plenty! They are nothing but a waste of o2

dedarkman: I have never insulted any one since I joined nairaland but this time I must do it in your own case.your president went to see the parents and escaped girls yesterday and u stand here to tell us that noting happend and that no girls were kidnapped,must u be so sentimental in issue concerning goodluck or pdp?its people like you that calls white black just to prove some stupid point.wish you were among the people kidnapped irrespective that u are a man

Where's the insult bro, I was waiting for it. The guys is nothing but a f00l; they are jobless morons paid to blog their lives away.