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MSN1:
Lol.
That was the longest fvck i have ever had, where the strength come from still dey baffle me.
From 10pm - almost 11am; i didn't take break for more than 5hrs at most.
And the funniest thing is dat;
I didn't cum at all!. Mind u, i don't take ANYTHING for sex.

-I have noticed this since 2015, whenever i have s*x with a new chick for d first time; I hardly cum.
My babe back den quarrelled with me a lot because of dat, she even said i didn't luv her dats y cumming was difficult but after months of familiarity, cumming bcame often, she was very surprised at the changes.

The bolded statement is a lie.
You don't need to lie to impress the nairalanders bro

HARDESTNIGGAINT:
i took a walk tonight on my way there was a big gutter full of thick black water, dirt and stuffs like that, there was this girl on black her slippers fell deep into that water (the slippers got a heavy weight so it could easily sink down deep)

Note: the girl get hand and leg complete ooo
no be say she dey cripple or handicap
as i observe closely there was this guy on an arsenal jersey that help this girl he dipped his hand deep into d potopoto water just to help this girl bring out that slippers i knew he wanted to pls this girl

immediately the slippers was out the girl no even talk thank you or anything
to be honest she no talk thank you cos i was listening to what they saying while on the move
immediately the guy bring out the slippers common thank you no come out for her mouth n
this girl was even saying how will you wash ur hand without offering him a solution maybe whining him self
imagine the germs, bacteria & infections that he might invite into his life cos of that thing

one mind was telling me may be it is her brother another was telling me it was a guy trying to date/fuxk her

cos if to say na her brother him go reject that shit he wont dare dip his bare hand into that shit cos d male sibling no go send am he fit dey vex or dey aggressive if the sister still beg say make he dip hand in d gutter to bring out her slippers at the end of the day d brother still no go do am

na why i choose the other mind which says he want to date/fuxk

i just waka cross gutter pass them by
i just know say that guy no go ever fuxk dat puna till thy kingdom come
the guy own don finish
it is real even if you think i cooked up the story

There could be other niggas out there who are banging the same girl real time, & those set of guys will never do what the guy did for her

ariesbull:
funny enough they marry and we still have others left for us


Igbo blood will make up 50% of Lagos indigenous peoples in 20yrs time

But you can't marry theirs?🤔

BitterTruth01:
The fat pig Asari has already disowned Tinubu.
He doesn’t know that his enemies see all of them there as Igbo. Even the ones that are not. He’s learning the hard way.

These ones are even direct Igbo heritage from way back.
The ones in the southwest are from intermarriage . The way things are trending in the southwest and how they’re all hustling to marry Igbo ladies , by 2050 there’ll be no pure yoruba blood left in there . Even their Alaafin has an Igbo wife with her bride-price fully paid.

Anybody wey wan vex should head to the lagoon instead . I no get time

Don't you think that as Yoruba men are marrying Igbo ladies, it will deprive Igbo men of getting Igbo ladies to marry?
Remember that Igbo men don't like to marry outside their tribe

Your brother should call her bluff

ireke:
Real niggas respect other people's choices even when they would have done things differently.

Most people that shout "real nigga this, real nigga that" do not know about anything other than the womanliness. When a lady has nothing to offer apart from pussy, una go complain, but most of the people that call themselves real niggas would be clueless if they meet a woman that does not bring p'ussy to the table because they don't know what to do with anything else. If they now perceive that the lady is intellectual, na to abuse am be next thing. Anyone that is not like them is a whimp.

Kontinuu

It's clear you don't really know how these bitches really are
There's no woman who cannot bring pussay in addition to whatever intellect she seems to have, unless she doesn't rate you as someone deserving of her pussay. That's why such a woman will never show you her sexual sides & avoid anything that will lead sexual tension with you.
She'll be very strict with you
Meanwhile, there's another nigga by the side banging her carelessly with little or no effort.
I'm giving you this advice for free, any woman you rate as being intellectual & is not free with you sexually, such a woman doesn't rate you as one capable of drilling her kpekus.
As a real nigga, you're supposed to be sexual with a woman not intellectual, even if you wanna be intellectual with her, make sure you're banging her puna first. You should rather be intellectual with your fellow man.
Whatever she's bringing to the table should also come together with her pussay.
You're a man not her fellow female friends

Gadafii:
I am not a slave to pusse like you my brother, I have it in abundance, but deciding when and who is very important as a man, it gives you edges over women,😎😎

Being served in a platter and rejecting it is not a weakness, rather is dominant virtue

But what does a pusse nigha like you know

Bro, honestly, you are a whimp & I'm sure that girl will never hold you in high regard no matter what you claim. The hallmark of dominant virtue in a man is being able to bang & conquer a pusssy even if it is offered on a platter, without catching any feelings.
A real nigga bangs pusssey with no emotions & no commitment
That's the kind of nigga these bitches respect, not a whimp like you

Uncle96:
Its so crazy I tell you.

There was this one in Abuja, right after she caught feelings. She got herself naked after a warm shower in my apartment. Laid on bed while desperately asking me to come enter her. The moment I did, she was just shouting, my king , my king, in a trembling voice ** in my head, I was like Wtf** ...after the sex, she started crying that she does not want my thing out of hers.. that she wants it to always be inside her.. omo i saw another level of madness

And this other one that her loved turned obsession.. she just randomly suck my roaster till I cum , no matter how long it takes, she swallows the cum all the time, i wasnt comfortable with it and told her about it. She said that she always want some part of my dna in her always in a way she wont get pregnant. Ive seen things in this life. Many girls are normal until u get close to them

Lies

Aonkuuse:
But our backward state is where your people rush to get food from, when they come, even dogs we keep as pets, they buy to go eat like hungry abokis... Your Akwa Ibom sisters has the highest number of cooks here in Abuja or there is another Akwa Ibom we don't know?? Or is it your Olosho sisters that are never satisfied on bed?? Go pack one side or go drink the beer your governor promised you people

You lack the moral justification to accuse Akwa Ibom girls of being olosho because we all know that Benue state girls especially Tiv girls are the most promiscuous & sexually loose girls with high libido in Nigeria & beyond.
They can Bleep anything and they dominate most brothels in Nigeria.
Everyone knows this fact

Nackzy:
who useless pass benue person, who Bleep pass idoma

Tiv

Jambofficial13:
My combination for this evening. Hookup girls is the best thing that ever happened to men

Foolish guys still wasting their time sayin "Hello angel, whats your name?" "May I know you?"

Hooker alert! Your "angel" is a hookup artist!

I just point and ask "how much?"

Na the way the life be now.

Hustle hard, get money, hookup and free your mind, get more money!

Toto go tire you soon

Israel07:
Benin, Ogun and Rivers are the first three, Anambra & Imo no even dey close to Benue and Abia

I think the first 3 should be Rivers, Edo (Benin), then Cross Rivers.
In Rivers state & Benin, it's very rare to find any family that do not have at least a son involved in cultism. Even secondarians are involved.
It is after the aforementioned states that you can now talk of Ogun, Benue, Anambra & Lagos.
Imo state is more of a flexing town with many hotels that boosts more of prostitution than cultism

Confirmedzombie:
After Benin in cultist Benue is 2nd and Imo state is 3rd

What of Rivers, Cross Rivers & Anambra?

Jlow2:
I think before 2030 with the kind of killing going on in benue, the population will reduce by 50%

Them dey born pass the number wey dey die.
You know they love Bleep more than anything & they don't believe in family planning or using contraceptives.
Many of them are are polygamists

benuejosh:
Ukum Local government has never experienced peace since the regime of former governor Gabriel Suswam. He empowered those guys with arms and encouraged millitia in that area. As a typical unlearned and a majority of uneducated people who were exposed to gaining power through violence, they embraced gun violence as a way of Life.

This act gave rise to people like the late Gana and a host of other people. Rivalry between groups then took a course in that area and to calm down the violence has been a major problem. Efforts were made by past government to cleanse those people of guns but it is too late. If a 10 year-old child warns you and tells you to very careful, please do because the next may be your death. They don't do childish Aye or eiya or whatever cult rivalry, what they know is how can you shot a gun. The same Ukum people recently kidnapped a serving commissioner and killed a former chairman that they kidnapped alongside the Commissioner.

The worst part of it is that, as soon as the government comes after them, they 'run into the bush'.

Ukum is where we have the largest Yam market in Africa. They produce the largest quantity of yams in the whole of Nigeria. They are so rich because of the yam business but majority of them are uneducated (they didn't go to school because they farm yams, sell and make money) and got exposed to modernity during the government of former governor Gabriel Suswam. Because of the so much money they have, buying guns is not a problem to them.

Amnesty has never worked because someone who has 5 guns may surrender 3 and keep 2. Or surrender 4 and keep 1. And because of what they did to Gana who was killed after surrendering himself, they no longer trust the government. The best that has worked so far is the government killing gang leaders. And it will surprise you to know that a member of a gang will derive joy in being the leader of gang to be killed and then they boast of 'even the government is looking for me'.

Only God can help with the situations in Ukum, Katsina-ala and Logo governments. But the worst is Ukum Local Government.

If they are rich & can buy guns & weapons, how come herdsmen are killing, raping & terrorizing them all the time?
Whats the use of weapons if you can't use them to safeguard/protect yourself & loved ones?

Is it true that cities situated close to water bodies like rivers, oceans, seas, etc, are afflicted by sexual immorality like prostitution & high level of promiscuity due to the strong influence of water spirits?
Example Lagos, PH, Akwa Ibom state, Delta, etc

Mrfeel:
I don't want to debate about prostitution,

The topic of this discussion is about a cultural practice amongst Tiv men giving out their wives to visitors , I repeat it's a big lie such does not exist amongst the Tiv people, and whoever your boss is , he is a lair.

He's a Tiv man as well

Mrfeel:
Which age long practice that the Tiv elders themselves don't know but you who is not even a tiv person know?

Bro, Tiv girls/ women of even 50 something years full brothels for Abuja, Nasarawa, Taraba, Kaduna, Kano, Gombe, Plateau state, Enugu (Obollor Afor, 9th mile, Nsukka & Enugu city) etc dey sell their toto for as cheap as 1k.
Even many of their married women dey collect preek outside with little inducement.
I once heard from a senior boss, how some Tiv men allow their wives to Bleep Fulani men just to get money for the family

I think only Igbo ladies come close to them in terms of prostitution in Nigeria.
Tiv women's own is even worse because they can easily Bleep without protection & can give you freely, which Igbo girls will never do unless with money

robbase:
There is no smoke without fire. I am a living witness to this culture of tiv entertaining guests with their wives. In 2015, I and two of my colleagues in the office went to a village close to gboko for a wedding. The grooms uncle and his brothers sent thdir wives to sleep with us. We were giving separate huts to sleep earlier. Oh boy we kna k kpekus tire

Did this really happened or you just wanna catch cruise?

Machinegun91:
Abeg someone should visit me

I have a beautiful wife

Shebi you go give me your wife to Bleep for the night?

Microwhy:
People don't know that tribe that's why some of them have the guts to come social media.
I swear, if you go close to a TIV, you will be surprise on how uncultured they're. They're very primitive till date. Those that are speaking out are not in any of their state (Benue). They're the ones that have mix up with other tribes in other states or countries.

But many of their women dey easily dish out toto to any willing man shamelessly.
One guy told me that sex to a Tiv woman is just like a handshake.
They see nothing wrong in fucking around, that's why most of them are into prostitution

sirblend:
Soldiers no supposed dey marry especially infantry soldiers...

Their life can end at anytime while on duty.

Such a senseless & insensitive comment.
Do you want their generation to end?
Secondly, is it all soldiers that die in battlefront?
Haven't you seen thousands of them that survive & live till old age, even longer than some men who don't engage in such a risky & sacrificial career?