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PoliticsRe: Tinubu Withdraws Maryam Shetty's Nomination, Nominates Festus Keyamo As Minister by Uptheante(m): 9:19pm On Aug 04, 2023
Sonnobax15:
cheesy
Wow....

Keyamo my brother, you better focus on your job this time around and stop bad-mouthing others.....

Any ways, congrats to our urhobo SAN✌️
I thought he's Igbo?
FamilyRe: Tunde Ayeni Retrieves Office Gifted To Female Lawyer,Adaobi Over Paternity Issue by Uptheante(m): 9:47pm On Aug 03, 2023
wwwihy:
Igbo girls and Yoruba demons gbola.... Nna na 5 & 6
Yoruba girls & aboki men gbola ..... Nna na 5 & 6 grin
FamilyRe: My Husband’s “runs Girl” Used Juju On Him; Wife Of Defunct Skye Bank Chairman by Uptheante(m): 2:03pm On Jul 30, 2023
BanyXchi:
You're projecting here, Yoruba and northern women are culturally and religiously conservative. Again, even the blind leprous aboki will bed ibo women faster than his own. Run to any brothels in this country, shout Amaka and see short army of whorish ibo piglets running towards you. ibo women are std dispensers for a reason, no one marries them, they are just society rejects which are best used as cumrags. Even ibo men use their women as breeding machines in baby
factories.
Yoruba women also dey for brothel & they are usually the cheapest to Bleep because they no fine reach, so they lower their prices to easily attract customers.
You lie at the bolded because many of your Yoruba men have married & are rushing to marry them.
Una Yoruba women own is worst because they also ply their ashawo trade in shit hole countries like Libya, Mali, Togo, Benin Republic, Niger Republic, Burkina Faso, Malawi, etc.
Na all these black dirty Africans wey dey Bleep them in those countries. Others are fuucked by dogs in Arab countries .
No wonder Ilorin is still under Fulani rule & your women are pounded regularly by your masters from the desert grin.
Na only northern women wey dey culturally & religiously conservative, no be Yoruba woman wey dey swallow aboki sperm after he don Bleep am 5 rounds grin
CelebritiesRe: Mikel Obi, MI Abaga Appointed Advisers By Governor Caleb Muftwan Of Plateau by Uptheante(m): 2:08am On Jul 30, 2023
mariahAngel:
Even though Mikel Obi is originally not from Plateau state, he was still given the appointment.
This is the kind of politics we should be practicing in Nigeria.
Even MI is not from Plateau state. He's from Taraba state
FamilyRe: My Husband’s “runs Girl” Used Juju On Him; Wife Of Defunct Skye Bank Chairman by Uptheante(m): 2:04am On Jul 30, 2023
BanyXchi:
ibo women are like maize planted by the roadside, anyone can pluck and eat, even the blind aboki will bed your whorish women faster than his own. No one is begging or cry for your repulsive transgender looking high testosterone unattractive ibo women that fill up all our brothels spreading infections. Keep your delusions to yourself.
Yoruba women are the easiest. They Bleep even without money involved. Reason why most of your men prefer marrying outside while leaving their women to be fuucked by abokis & Igbo guys without ever having any desire to marry them
FamilyRe: My Husband’s “runs Girl” Used Juju On Him; Wife Of Defunct Skye Bank Chairman by Uptheante(m): 3:37pm On Jul 29, 2023
BanyXchi:
Typical delusional human flesh-eating ibo. No one is fantasizing about your stinking diseases-infested transgender looking ibo women that fill up all our brothels. Don't compare your cannibalistic women to ours, which level up?
You dey lie bro. Every day, we keep on seeing Yoruba men begging & pleading to have Igbo women. They grovel & cry for Igbo women, some even sell their inheritance just to have a taste of Igbo women grin.
This is because Yoruba women ain't attractive to them. I know even you, may be wanking due to erotic thoughts about Igbo girls grin.
FamilyRe: Will You Take Your Wife Back If She Cheats On You? by Uptheante(m): 10:02pm On Jul 27, 2023
Puss360:
Lol... U aren't doing the woman a favour by getting married to her....
Divorce her... e no hard ...
Lol.. u think only men can rent house... "send her go her papa house"...
Lols...
You have a long way to go...
Better be a respectable man, coz some women go level you....
I never said I'm doing her a favour.
A divorced woman can rent a house by doing hookup/ashawo to pay for the rent.
The rented house fit serve as brothel for men to come Bleep her.
As for being respectful, respect is earned, not given to undeserving pple.
A woman can't be equating herself to men & still demand respect. That's not how life works.
Your problem is that you tend to overrate yourself as a wife, thinking that because you has pusssy, so your husband has to bend over backwards & consent to your whims & caprices.
Last, last, your eyes go clear
Bye, I won't reply you anymore, I'm a very busy man
FamilyRe: Will You Take Your Wife Back If She Cheats On You? by Uptheante(m): 8:55pm On Jul 27, 2023
Puss360:
Too bad, you haven't met an independent lady....
Typical African man...
Try that with an American lady...
Your type usually goes for lazy and jobless women so you can use and throw away like rag ...
No man can try dat rubbish with me.. I work you work... We contribute financially to the marriage.. if u do anyhow, you will see anyhow...
If na preek you dey bring to the marriage, me sef bring my puss...

Next Case Please!!!
Trash
If man try that with you wetin you fit do?
Independent lady indeed, you try any rubbish I go send you to your papa house.
Make you go do your independent bullshit over there while I replace you with a more beautiful woman
FamilyRe: Will You Take Your Wife Back If She Cheats On You? by Uptheante(m): 8:51pm On Jul 27, 2023
Backpedal:
Na lie oh

They focus on the kids and isolate the man mentally
Na when the man old he go know. cheesy

Just saying
The man can also have other kids outside who will take of him at old age
FamilyRe: Will You Take Your Wife Back If She Cheats On You? by Uptheante(m): 8:42pm On Jul 27, 2023
Towma:
All this emotional response is not necessary. Try cheating on your wife then see the ugly turn your marriage takes even your wife doesn't leave you. It's not by making noise and bragging online.
You are the one who is too emotional.
If I cheat on a woman, there's nothing she can do apart from getting emotional & crying.
Anything she wanna do beyond that, maybe like divorcing me, won't affect me one bit.
If she divorces me, she'll still pack back to her father's house while I replace her with a new wife or wives. grin
If she tries to cheat back on me because she wanna revenge, I'll send her back to her father's house. grin
If she tries to kill me, it'll backfire on her & she will end up 6 feet deep. grin

So, bitch, suck it up & learn to accept reality.
The world doesn't revolve round your dirty ass. Y'all bitches overrate yourselves.
There's a reason why it's often said " it's a man's world".
I ain't gonna reply you anymore, I'm a busy man.
Bye
FamilyRe: Will You Take Your Wife Back If She Cheats On You? by Uptheante(m): 7:10pm On Jul 27, 2023
Tuprelo:
If a man cheats and get caught, that man should just pack his properties and leave the house to avoid getting killed at the appropriate time. WOMEN DONT FORGIVE THEY ONLY FORGET AND REMEMBER AGAIN.
So, because a woman can't forgive cheating, then the husband should pack his load & leave his own house because he cheated on her?
Are you kidding me?
Any threat to his life by her, will be met with the same magnitude of reaction by the man.
If she can't forgive, the best she can do is to pack her load back to her father's house
FamilyRe: Will You Take Your Wife Back If She Cheats On You? by Uptheante(m): 7:05pm On Jul 27, 2023
Puss360:
Well anything that gives me the idea to cheat on my husband, then I'll be ready to accept any decisionsl he takes.. even to chases me out....
But if he cheats, dear lord, no forgiveness nor forgetting nor divorce from me...
We will remain in the marriage while I find who I'll cheat with .. then we live the adulterous life he likes...
I stand for Equal treatment in marriage
Talking senselessly .
Assuming your husband cheats on you & you decide to revenge by cheating on him with another man so that y'all "live the adulterous life" based on your foolish reasoning.
Can you force your husband to continue staying with you in the marriage if he decides to divorce you because of adultery?
You bleeping bitches seem to overrate yourselves & think that you can do everything a man can do because feminism have deceived you into thinking that adultery by a woman has the same consequence as that in a man.

Let me make it clear to you, if you cheat back on your husband because he cheated on you, he will send your dirty ass back to your father's house so that you'll continue getting fuucked by the other man while you are in your father's house.
He will then replace your dirty ass with a more beautiful & sensible wife & life continues
RomanceRe: I Just Had Sex With A Girl I Saw Today by Uptheante(m): 10:13am On Jul 25, 2023
Recardo:
It dey happen na...
In my uni days, I met a girl a night before on the street, in the early morning, she came to my house and I fücked her. Space of 12 hours.
The fact it hasn't happened to you doesn't mean shit doesn't go down
I know it happens, I don't doubt your own but this guy is desperately lying, & he's offended because I'm not stupid enough to believe & accept his lies
RomanceRe: I Just Had Sex With A Girl I Saw Today by Uptheante(m): 9:59am On Jul 25, 2023
Bradford111:
I’m not like you who jerks all day thinking about the ass of women but not man enough to approach them


Guy shift joor!

Simp
Continue crying bro, this event never happened grin

As for kpekus, I've bleeped close to a hundred of them. If you think I can't approach, link me to your sisters, & see wetin go sup.

You are just a bloody liar with low self esteem, you think by coming here to lie, we go hail you & that will boost your self esteem.

What you really need is a psychologist, to work on you & help you gain self esteem & confidence. I can link you up with some excellent psychologists if you are in Kaduna, so that they'll evaluate you & profer solution.
Don't worry about their charges, I'll take care of that.
RomanceRe: I Just Had Sex With A Girl I Saw Today by Uptheante(m): 7:32am On Jul 25, 2023
Bradford111:
Day Mumu yourself

Masturbator
Mumu, you imagined yourself fucking a big ass, then you came & typed the imagination here, garnishing it to make it look real.
Meanwhile, it never happened, keep on dreaming kiddo grin
RomanceRe: I Just Had Sex With A Girl I Saw Today by Uptheante(m): 6:56am On Jul 25, 2023
Bradford111:
What do I gain lying?
What do you lose by lying?
RomanceRe: I Just Had Sex With A Girl I Saw Today by Uptheante(m): 6:50am On Jul 25, 2023
Bradford111:
So I saw this beautiful girl with big backside she was also staring at me when I was observing her I approached her and took her number

Fast forward this night she called that she wants to see me here she is naked on my mind after lying to her boyfriend that she is in the house with her sister…. Don’t ask me how I knew cuz he called and they were on the phone for like 2hours


Mehn girls are something else is a long story sha

I just pray I’m not infected for screwing her raw
Another episode of things that never happened grin
RomanceRe: I Just Had Sex With A Girl I Saw Today by Uptheante(m): 6:49am On Jul 25, 2023
general111:
U met a girl and slept with her on the same day.
And you slept with her raw sef.
The way she gave you her body is the same way she gives others her body.
This is the same way Wicked girls are spreading hiv where I stay.
Where do you stay?
CrimeRe: UK Police Officers Had Sex With Women While On Duty by Uptheante(m): 5:04pm On Jul 20, 2023
obedience4:
Dude this is the USA not Nigeria, they made contact with the women while on police duty, that's were the problem lies, and from the story you will see that the police officer knew what they were doing as its followed a pattern they did it not once but multiple times, they targeted women who they felt were vunureble.
Lastly In the USA all public holders are bound by a code of conduct, adultery is seen as a breach of such codes
It's actually UK not USA. Read again
RomanceRe: Should I Go Ahead And Date Her Despite Wide Age-range? by Uptheante(m): 5:59pm On Jul 18, 2023
dboY1123:
Hmm

What do u mean sir?
Many guys go drill her kpekus for where she dey go service. She may become addicted to those preeks & you will become irritating to her & she will lose regard for you because you can't measure up to Wale's long preek, Emeka's fat cock or Musa's uncircumcised preek. Not to talk of numerous bj & swallowing of nut wey she go dey do over there.
You know, bad men no dey use eye see fresh corper
Na Nigerian girl she be & there's a very high possibility of her succumbing to various guys either because of money, bling bling lifestyle, emotional support etc. grin
Even some married women get fuccked by bad guys cool during 2 weeks orientation camp, not to talk of single girl wey go stay away for 1 year.

All these are the reasons why I said, she may not come back the same
RomanceRe: Should I Go Ahead And Date Her Despite Wide Age-range? by Uptheante(m): 2:50pm On Jul 18, 2023
dboY1123:
I don't put all my eggs in one basket, its just that she's the type of lady I want
The thing is, not all ladies are olosho..some girls are still decent.
And I haven't spent a dime on her and neither has she ever asked for anything from me.
If u don't trust a girl how do you take her serious in a relationship? You have to trust her and be vigilant.
Just know that she won't remain the way you want her to be after service
RomanceRe: Should I Go Ahead And Date Her Despite Wide Age-range? by Uptheante(m): 9:27am On Jul 18, 2023
Oga, from your narrative, she said she wants you to be the last guy (she wants to settle down). This insinuates that she has been into different relationships in the past & it implies that her kpekus has been vandalized by different kinds of gbola. She might even be knacking other gbolas while in relationship with her exes. Are you comfortable with that.? angry
Secondly, you said she's going for NYSC, do you know how many gbola go dey knack her during the NYSC?
Of course you won't be there with her to, so she will most likely be drilled by different preeks while you are naively waiting for her to finish & come back for marriage.
She will meet different kinds of guys who may be better than you during her service & some or most of them fit dey knack am.
If she deems one of her fuuckkers a better option for marriage, she will ruthlessly dump your ass. grin
Hope you are not foolishly investing heavily in her?
Be smart bro, think like a man
RomanceRe: I’m Shy Around Guys, How Do I Overcome The Shyness by Uptheante(m): 9:48pm On Jul 15, 2023
Puss360:
Be who you are.. If you are feminine, continue that way....
Never ever try to be what you are not....
If you are shy around guys, just work on your self-esteem... Don't to mingle with guys...
Being alive is a single race...
So why leave your lane??
You said you are "a bit" feminine, even if you are very feminine, there will still be people both guys and girls that like you as a frnd...
See how you are giving him advice that you can't give your son or brother if they were in his shoes
CrimeRe: Blackaxe And Vikings In Taraba State Two Beheaded PHOTOS by Uptheante(m): 6:47pm On Jul 14, 2023
illicit:
I think u are depressed
Not depressed but trying to educate you because you are myopic, dull & stupid.

How do you judge the mentality of someone who declares that everybody in Akwa ibom, Rivers, Bayelsa, Cross River, Edo & Delta states are all Igbo by tribe simply because Igbo tribe is one of the majority & dominant tribe in the south?
Won't you conclude that such a person with that kind of mentality is stupid?
CrimeRe: Blackaxe And Vikings In Taraba State Two Beheaded PHOTOS by Uptheante(m): 6:39pm On Jul 14, 2023
Anticultism:
Many viewers are shocked as Hausas started their own cult killing
But, if you not mischievous, you should know that Tarabans are not Hausa pple.
Stop saying what you don't know
CrimeRe: Blackaxe And Vikings In Taraba State Two Beheaded PHOTOS by Uptheante(m): 6:37pm On Jul 14, 2023
Khd95:
Bandits and boko haram never slaughtered them reach for that side??

Dem go add cult join😒🥲
Taraba is not ravaged by bandits & has never experienced any Boko Haram attack.
You just so dull, ignorant & myopic.

You sit down in your dirty village in the south & assume that any state that is not in the south is automatically a Hausa state & is ravaged by terrorism & banditry .

Meanwhile, Taraba state is far safer than your state
CrimeRe: Blackaxe And Vikings In Taraba State Two Beheaded PHOTOS by Uptheante(m): 6:33pm On Jul 14, 2023
Adabestseason:
If north-Hausa join the cult stuff with the kind education they get- that one go bloody,they embraced kidnapping people no rest for north,boko haram produces so many orphans that are now roaming the south as cobblers,scrap grazers.What's a beloved country with multitude
Oga, don't be so stupid by commenting out of ignorance.
Taraba state is located in the central part of Nigeria & is never a Hausa state.
You are too myopic & dull to assume that any state that is not in the South is automatically a Hausa state
CrimeRe: Blackaxe And Vikings In Taraba State Two Beheaded PHOTOS by Uptheante(m): 6:30pm On Jul 14, 2023
master69:
Taraba state too dey do Cultism, waiting Dem wan chop after fight.
What do you know about Taraba state for you to say this rubbish?
Taraba state is one of the largest food producers in Nigeria.
They can't be referred to as hungry pple
CrimeRe: Blackaxe And Vikings In Taraba State Two Beheaded PHOTOS by Uptheante(m): 6:28pm On Jul 14, 2023
illicit:
When Hausa enter cultism, run for ur life be dat o

because normally dem dey waka with dagga

shocked
And who told you Tarabans are Hausa?
You just open mouth waaa & say what you don't know.
In your warped mentality, you think anybody that is not from the South is automatically a Hausa man.
You are ignorant of the fact that there are hundreds of tribes in Nigeria & Hausa is not even a tribe in Taraba
CrimeRe: A Yahoo Boy Once Told Me This by Uptheante(m): 9:57pm On Jul 12, 2023
SweetDipBenny:
I can never date or marry any girl dat have been wit a yahoo boi sad
How will you know if she doesn't tell you?
CrimeRe: A Yahoo Boy Once Told Me This by Uptheante(m): 9:52pm On Jul 12, 2023
Tsolutionifede:
mumu, 95% of Nigeria girls are wayward, come Babcock University and see decent girls doing shit codedly
Don't the authorities regulate & monitor the girls?
I thought it's a Christian university 🤔
CrimeRe: A Yahoo Boy Once Told Me This by Uptheante(m): 9:48pm On Jul 12, 2023
Omoawoke:
Why are girls absent from this thread
Old women are always silent when old bones are mentioned

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