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Sports / Re: Iwobi Deletes All Pictures On Instagram Account Amid Criticisms by UptownVibes(m): 8:11pm On Feb 12
Malroux:
Iwobi just like Tinubu, performed woefully.
The coach is at fault,not iwobs...

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Romance / Re: Who Is Gonna Marry All These Beautiful Lesbian Girls? by UptownVibes(m): 8:04pm On Feb 12
This one don go smoke paw paw leaves ,dey think off key.. No be this same Nigerian lesbians wen dey nack men,do three sum with men ? Nigerian lesbians dey do hook up sef not with ladies,but men.. Go PH,Observe Lag,check Owerri,Try Calabar.

Leave North asap,leave Bush come Nigeria oga
Romance / Re: Big Spending At Friend's Wedding Raises Questions: What The Source Of The Money? by UptownVibes(m): 7:48pm On Feb 12
fidelmarshal199:


You make it sound as if 10k is a small amount in US. 10k US dollars is a very big amount everywhere in the world. 70 percent of US residents doesn't have that amount in their account except they have been working for ages or they got it from some form of inheritance.
How much is 10k in Nigeria money when you dey cry?
I no dey talk about poor people oga. In Nigeria there are people that sees the 10k USD same way you see 100k naira. Talk more of who dey US,come dey roll with men when know road . Na poverty dey make you and your likes think say young boy who buy house 150m,and drives a car of 20-30m na ritualist or yahoo boy. Bad belle and Jealousy dey drag person backwards,una no know..
Romance / Re: Do Those Girls In Bet9ja Shop Make Good Wives? by UptownVibes(m): 6:14pm On Feb 12
Remijuice:

Thanks so much for your time and reply.

You see, before I find out what you stated in your first paragraph I must have invested time and resources.
That's why am having a cold feet.
You're welcome.

To find a good wife its not easy bro. If you ignore those investigations ,you might regret it later o. Even if its with another lady.. Always do you background check

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Romance / Re: Too Much Sex Can Make Someone To Collapse by UptownVibes(m): 4:50pm On Feb 12
He take enhancement drugs.. Ordinarily if person dey exhausted ,he go rest. But if enhancement drugs mat your back,you go just dey hear tatatatata..

SoundTrack...
Give it to me.. Yeah baby.. Harder.. Harder. Ewooo.. Chimo... Yeeh.. Kai ...
Kill me.. Finish me.. I am coming.. I have come..

Na so Goube guy take reach UBTH so.

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Romance / Re: Do Those Girls In Bet9ja Shop Make Good Wives? by UptownVibes(m): 1:54pm On Feb 12
Its not the job that determines that bro. Its actually her personality that matters and her character. The family she grew up from,her life sytle since she crossed puberty,her body counts, her goals and intellectual capacity. I dey give you expo now on finding a good wife o. Her relationship with her creator

As long as she is not olosho using that job to cover up,she can definitely make a sweet/good wife..
Crime / Re: Profiling Of Edo Youths As Yahoo Boys By Detective Oluwakemi O. Olawoyin Of by UptownVibes(m): 1:46pm On Feb 12
Aaaaarghmed:
Una no well,person wey una go gather beat.u come here dey complain.
As in en,them go play am like thief when she be.
Politics / Re: ₦1 Million Might Be Demanded As Minimum Wage - Joe Ajaero by UptownVibes(m): 1:43pm On Feb 12
Drug baron don dey give this guy something take walai. FG that refused to pay 30k,less than 50$, to pay over 600$.. Una dey cra.se
Crime / Re: Its Seems A Huge Crime For A Woman To Sit Behind A Man In A Protective As Shown by UptownVibes(m): 8:10am On Feb 12
Akuruoulo:

Oga them force u ?
Na force oga.. Cux there was no other bike going to the location,and it was getting late. I for carry two bike..
Although the lady was a senior colleague,but I no like the fact that she stayed behind me. How una go put that kind law? Na the burest una dey enjoy for the back ,abi una just like to be dominated by women? Explain to me in not more than 50words oga.
Travel / Re: Aircraft Model Used By Wigwe Crashed 5 Times In 2023 by UptownVibes(m): 6:41am On Feb 12
ValCon888:
Helicopters are the most difficult aircrafts to fly and the most dangerous.

Unlike planes that want to stay on the air, helicopters are constantly looking for a way to kill you.
@the bolded.. Funny,but true..

Its 50/50

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Sports / Re: AFCON: I Will Forever Respect My Prophet by UptownVibes(m): 6:30am On Feb 12
Na prediction my guy grin.
If Nigeria had won, baba go still find format give u..

You self go still blive ,cux he has succeeded in make you blive that he sees beyond what you can see,and that he hears direct from heaven grin

The same you that was made in God's image and likeness will belive what a mortal man like you is telling you.. You think less of yourself, thereby limiting the power God bestowed on you via the holy spirit (The holy spirit living in you)

Via the holy spirit, you can see what your pas- sit-to can see...

Via the power of the spirit, you can even see if he is fake or real..

The book of ..... Make I no go bible this morning, make the sermon no too long.. cheesy

Oga come drop seed.. Hold something in your hand .. Left it up to heavens ,and say after me.

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Food / Re: The Plantian I Got From The Backyard In My Village by UptownVibes(m): 6:17am On Feb 12
Them be wan leave am to waste? The thing don strong wella
Romance / Re: Big Spending At Friend's Wedding Raises Questions: What The Source Of The Money? by UptownVibes(m): 6:13am On Feb 12
People get funds o. No be everything be rituals or yahoo..

Come go imagine say most of your frds dey uptown this period, and like 70% of them came over to grace your occasion. Each of them no go even spend reach 10k dolls,everywhere go choke grin Op pray for good connect..

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Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs Ivory Coast AFCON 2023 Finals (1 - 2) On 11th February 2024 by UptownVibes(m): 10:16pm On Feb 11
Numerouno94:


This one na small na Nigeria vs SA reach over 100 plus pages
You mean am? shocked I no obs am that day.. Wonderful
Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs Ivory Coast AFCON 2023 Finals (1 - 2) On 11th February 2024 by UptownVibes(m): 10:08pm On Feb 11
Omo see traffic for this thread.. The longest I have seen on nairaland since I join 2012
Celebrities / Re: Portable: We Must Also Unite & Protest Against Hardship Like We Do With Football by UptownVibes(m): 8:11pm On Feb 11
UptownVibes:
Even your pa.pa and your ma.ma. That's why they gave birth to a complete Full like you... Mu.gu

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Celebrities / Re: Fuel, Cement, Cost Of Living, After AFCON E Go Clear - Paul Okoye by UptownVibes(m): 6:18pm On Feb 11
burp18:
Even after e clear. There's nothing anyone will do about it.
A whole lot Nigerians can do about it,if only they are united. But the big question is ,are they united? Answer is no..

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Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Told Me She’s A Water Spirit (mami Water) by UptownVibes(m): 4:31pm On Feb 11
Na lie.. She wants to put fear in you.. Real mami will hardly tell you.. One once told me she will invite her queen mother to my house. I told her to please do so,cux threesum with Queen mother and daughter won't be a bad idea. The idea laughed and said " you no serious "

Na me girl wan scam with mumu talk. Armed robber don enter thief motor be that na cheesy

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Romance / Re: A Simple Anology. Why I Think Ivory Coast Will Win. By king0G by UptownVibes(m): 1:00pm On Feb 11
This is football oga.. The officials might be against the eagles, but if its destined that they will lift the cup,soil won't save Ivory Coke

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Politics / Re: Tinubu Warns Universities against Indiscriminate Award of Honorary Degrees by UptownVibes(m): 11:00am On Feb 11
See who dey talk grin Clown!

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Crime / Re: Breaking News: Senator Nwoko Sounds Alarm After Deadly GUO Kidnapping by UptownVibes(m): 5:13am On Feb 11
yarimo:
Police need to investigate GUO management very well undecided undecided
They need to take you first to the hospital, to be sure you're okay. Because most of your comments on this platform shows you're s.i.c.k ...

What has GUO management got to do with kidnappers that are now everywhere in the country?

Are they the reason why APC government is confused?

Are they the reason why APC is sinking Nigeria?

Are they the reason why you and your likes don't have common se.n.se ?

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Phones / Re: All Bank Networks Are Down! by UptownVibes(m): 10:07pm On Feb 10
Beremx:
Stupid Nigerian banks.

Thanks to Opay and Moniepoint
Opay wen mess up where I went to buy something this pm. Kuda came through for me though.. Everything is messed up in the country.. Bulaba body odor
Politics / Re: Can You Employ This Person As The Head Of Your Company? by UptownVibes(m): 8:24pm On Feb 10
Its better than handing my company to a drug Baron, someone who lies about his age,certificate and all that.. Example is the current president of one West African country. He bought his way through using stolen money.. Now he can't even manage economy ,and he started blaming his failure on other people.. grin

Now imagine such an idiot handling your company.. Na sure bankruptcy, cux he will loot and ruin you..
Autos / Re: I Just Paid For Tokumbo Pencil Light Camry. by UptownVibes(m): 1:49am On Feb 10
shortgun:
Wait, you bought a 1997 Camry in 2024?
A jalopy that's been around for 27 years?
What's the thought process there? angry
What's wrong with you man sad?
That's what his money could afford.. All thanks to APC and their stupid policies..

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Politics / Re: Where Is Tinubu's Student Loan? by UptownVibes(m): 12:42am On Feb 10
Jokerman:


Not their fault... Anything for a W in s myriad of Ls😂
grin
Crime / Re: Its Seems A Huge Crime For A Woman To Sit Behind A Man In A Protective As Shown by UptownVibes(m): 10:55pm On Feb 09
Some years ago ,I visited ondo state.. Na so them position me o.. I shall no go say all my experiences

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Crime / Re: Woman Declares Her Husband, Martins Mugwe, Missing In Lagos by UptownVibes(m): 10:16pm On Feb 09
LydayBobo:
A friend left is phone on the table after Saturday morning breakfast in Surulere and trekked to Lekki. He was prevented from committing suicide in Lekki 11y ago. Guys are going through silent battles. All will be well to all men fighting silent battle and may God answer our silent prayers.
Walai. Na only God fit save man
Politics / Re: Where Are The Buhari Rice Pyramids? by UptownVibes(m): 10:09pm On Feb 09
Still under construction. The rice will be ready after Tinubu leaves office cheesy

You go dey blive politician grin
Crime / Re: Help Needed by UptownVibes(m): 10:06pm On Feb 09
pseudonyms:
Ok thank u for your contribution,i am not the party type,and since i enter school i never go any club not for once and for girls am still a virgin without any gf.
Once again i appreciate ur advise.
Good. No join o.. Las las his group might not be the strongest in the school sef. Make them no go use you count scores o.. And again he might want you to join,so that he will turn you turn his personal ATM card and food depot. Once you join,that frdship you talked about will change.. If you disobey him,them go match you till your mind dey.. So my gee ,study your books.. Join church fellowship and avoid distraction (girls)

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