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Foreign Affairs / Re: Fidel Castro Who Slept With 35,000 Women by UptownVibes(m): 11:28pm On Feb 16
Who dey count am?
Who dey number am?

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Romance / Re: Resolved. by UptownVibes(m): 11:01pm On Feb 16
slimjohn2k5:
Hope u never suck the pss
suk pucc inside darkness?


Op don die be that na.. Shuu!

Op you sef dey craze o.. How will u agree to such nonsense in this 21st century ? Abi you dey fear her?

The way different infection and skin diseases go start call your name soon en,you sef no go fit answer .

Lab go become your sitting room. You never see anything.

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Celebrities / Re: “I Paid To Get Bigger Boobs, So I’m Not Going To Cover It” – Faith Morey by UptownVibes(m): 10:54pm On Feb 16
This one wen do head like frog so grin

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Sports / Re: Super Eagle's Goal Keeper, Nwabali Receives State Award, N20million by UptownVibes(m): 10:50pm On Feb 16
That state get money sha. Na so Wike dash performing act 10m each the other time.. Oil state!
Crime / Re: Ekiti Police Arrest Kidnappers Responsible For Emure School Girls Abduction by UptownVibes(m): 10:31pm On Feb 16
Those first two are covering their nose. Them suppose waste them too sef
Family / Re: What My Panel Beater Said Concerning Food Stuff Shock Me. by UptownVibes(m): 3:28pm On Feb 16
How will he say he doesn't that the cost of rice now.. When almost everyday, everywhere people talk of how expensive bag of rice is now.. Him dey joke

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Romance / Re: If You Didn't Receive Gift From Your Lover On Valentine Day Break Up - Naija Man by UptownVibes(m): 12:33pm On Feb 16
Probably coming from someone who is not in a relationship. Anyways if na val gifts make you break up with person, shows it was never a relationship leading to somewhere. Na just frds with benefits una been dey do.. Oya raise am..
Politics / Re: . by UptownVibes(m): 12:18pm On Feb 16
EreluRoz:
Forget about the past, let's forge ahead
The past reshapes the future oga. Na where we dey so.. Na una past bring wetin nsija dey face today.. Let APC go after 8years of failed promises under buhari ,una said no.. Say Lagos builder don show.. What's he building now?

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Politics / Re: Man Who Vowed To End Peter Obi's Political Carrier Laments Hardship by UptownVibes(m): 12:16pm On Feb 16
Tell the class teacher to enjoy his weekend. grin grin Hand don meet that one
Politics / Re: . by UptownVibes(m): 12:14pm On Feb 16
EreluRoz:
I'm a compassionate person that's all. And did you catch me red-handed casting my vote for him?
You support abi you no support? Na by casting of vote. If only you know how many idiots your comments then ,influenced to vote the disaster..

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Politics / Re: Food Inflation Hits 35.4%, Sparks Protest In Northern Nigeria by UptownVibes(m): 12:13pm On Feb 16
Its actually Obi and his obidients alone,all those who supported APC are living large o.. Tinubu feeds them daily and give them millions of dollars as upkeep money.. Those protester are enemies of this beautiful government.

On his mandate we stood,how market?
Politics / Re: . by UptownVibes(m): 12:07pm On Feb 16
Una don support rubbish finish ,come here dey talk rubbish. How you go open eyes and ur brain support who said he will build on Buhari's foundation?
You will still support worst candidate next time,na price of things currently make you dey change mouth now..

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Health / Re: Here Is Why Nigeria Is Experiencing Such Extreme Heat These Days by UptownVibes(m): 10:23am On Feb 16
Geovanni412:
Where are the rainmakers when you need them?

Abi their power no reach this level?
People when heat wan kill grin
Crime / Re: Man Knocked Down While Escaping With Woman’s Foodstuffs In FCT by UptownVibes(m): 10:06am On Feb 16
Ahmed0336:
That woman's God is not asleep.
Walai grin
Family / Re: Where Can I Get Beans That Can Last Long With No Weevils by UptownVibes(m): 10:04am On Feb 16
ZaRuleOfLaw:

In my case, I grind pepper and pour it inside the plastic keg where I store my beans. Then I seal it
I did this pattern while in school.. It helps too
Family / Re: Help Me To Appreciate My Wife In This Tough Period by UptownVibes(m): 10:02am On Feb 16
OZIOGU1:


I was served breakfast before and I went to beg biko, life no hard na we think say to form who you are not online better pass
You go beg?

I am beginning to think you are just here for attention. Men that actually behave like this in real life,no dey get time come online. They are always looking for every means to please their woman,thereby depriving themselves of their purpose in life.. I hope you have not exchange your purpose in life for woman? grin

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Family / Re: Where Can I Get Beans That Can Last Long With No Weevils by UptownVibes(m): 9:59am On Feb 16
JealousCobra:



The reasons you wash beans before cooking, they are a lot of preservatives in them.
Per boiling it is better actually..

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Romance / Re: 5,000 Naira Each To Two Widows by UptownVibes(m): 9:58am On Feb 16
LalastiklaIa:


Well you try but you just said what's happening. It is the reason behind it I want to know. Like what is the cause of this inner hatred a man has for his fellow man?

A man sends a lady N150k she did not ask for but declined his brother requesting 70k to pay school fees.

A man easily buys an iPhone 15 pro max for a woman he has just known for 2 days but finds it difficult to loan a friend 300k for his business

These same widows that they are claiming to help now. Do you know how many help they receive? Private individuals help them, N.G.os, Churches and well to do families of their late husbands. It is no surprise some are not picking calls or outrightly blocking numbers of their supposed helpers. Because in actual fact they don't need it.

A man will pay for the lady that sat next to him in the keke whose account balance might even be ×2 of his but won't do same for a young hungry looking boy.

That was how I entered a keke. This guy seated next to me no greet me o. A minute later a small girl entered see this dude shouting "good afternoon ma" for a girl not up to 20 grin. Thank God the girl no answer am grin

These ladies don't even appreciate the way a man would but they don't mind. undecided

Omo the only philantropist I still know here on nairaland that was 0% gender discriminatory or sexist was Mr Hungerbad. May his gentle soul rest in peace.
Whether you are a man o, girl o, woman o. I even think he helped his fellow men more.

Imagine a broke student getting 10k as at 2016/2017 when the Naira had little value.

That's what I want to be. A glimmer of hope to my fellow men because I know how life is more harsh towards us. Guys I have helped with as little as 500 are still loyal to me today. Because they know na inside my last 2k I spared that amount.

Now take a lady out spend 20k, it doesn't mean anything because in their mind you want something in return and their are other zombies that would "pay" if u don't pay.

Kai this life wetin man really do man

My brother the matter strong o.😀
Men are the problem of themselves. Na why women dey find every means to manipulate us. Even real women know this fact.. Na only pretenders go say na lie
Family / How Are Chubby Or Fat Persons Surviving This Heat Wave ?? by UptownVibes(m): 1:31am On Feb 16
This heat is not funny anymore ..
Family / Re: Where Can I Get Beans That Can Last Long With No Weevils by UptownVibes(m): 1:27am On Feb 16
JealousCobra:
Simply buy insect powder and mix them well before storage it works wonder.


This is how I preserve my beans and dry corns. 😎

Note. . Anyone interested in farming this year should indicate. .

Locations Benue and Enugu.
I thought insect powder was poisonous ?
Family / Re: Help Me To Appreciate My Wife In This Tough Period by UptownVibes(m): 1:22am On Feb 16
When them go serve this one breakfast, na here he go still carry am come grin. Make she first see better offer,than what you have to offer grin

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Romance / Re: 5,000 Naira Each To Two Widows by UptownVibes(m): 1:10am On Feb 16
LalastiklaIa:
Wetin man do man?

2k to anyone that finally finds me the answer to this question.

Just outline wetin man do man. That's all
grin

Someone was challenging UNESCO on X days ago. UNESCO or what they call them,is always about girl child education, girl child this and that.. The guy on X was asking them wetin happen to boy child?

In this country men needs help more than women,because women right from childhood receive gifts left ,right and centre. But men go suffer ,suffer, still provide for the same women. The same women will still say men no dey try..

Na why landlady dey many pass landlords these days.. Men go dey die early, then the wives go dey fresh ,some will now even have sugar boys ontop the man hustle for years o..

The life no balance bros. Make we dey see if answer go dey your question, I no mind to top the 2k ..

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Politics / Re: Tinubu Appoints Son-in-law Ojo As Managing Director Of FHA by UptownVibes(m): 10:01pm On Feb 15
Na that pussy cat griller on nairaland he wan appoint before?

Let him continue. They need to push this dollar rate to 5k... grin

Obi must hear word. Obidents will be the only people to suffer it..

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Celebrities / Re: "It Is Better To Date Nigerian Girls Abroad Than Those At Home" – Timini Egbuson by UptownVibes(m): 8:55pm On Feb 15
In real sense. Today kind of girls can't even date themselves.. Only few has got functional brains among them..

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Politics / Re: Heavy Protest Is Going On In Lagos Ota by UptownVibes(m): 6:20pm On Feb 15
You won't see Nigerian army when you need them most.. These people that wants to spoil Emilo's government must be sent to jail.. Ahahahahaha

On his mandate I what?

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Politics / Re: FG, States Are Considering The Creation Of State Police by UptownVibes(m): 5:34pm On Feb 15
Just a way to distract people. Its a fruitless meeting.. Yeye people

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Health / Re: Man Spotted Betting On Hospital Bed While Using Oxygen: Who's To Blame? by UptownVibes(m): 5:28pm On Feb 15
If he no try his luck,who will pay his bills? Allow the guy o,as long as no be Talented or Ekitipikin game he dey stake on. undecided
Food / Re: How Many Fufu Can You Finish? by UptownVibes(m): 5:16pm On Feb 15
I don't like it,I prefer garri(EBA)
Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Is Giving Me Attitude Because I Didn't Celebrate Valentine by UptownVibes(m): 2:59pm On Feb 15
DonBenny77:
Dump her ass.
She should have taken you out if she cares
Love is symbiotic
Biology teacher don show.. grin Baba say love Na symbiotic..

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Romance / Re: 2 Nigerian Boys Propose To Their Pretty White Girlfriends At The Same Time (vid) by UptownVibes(m): 2:58pm On Feb 15
Jennyclay:
All these nonsense broke Nigerian men won’t kill me with laugh cheesy

Biko, I can’t laugh under this hot afternoon cheesy

Bunch of gigolos!!

Shame!!!
Jealousy .. E pain you,abi e no pain you? Look at brokeness calling someone broke. Can you imagine!

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Politics / Re: Peter Obi Gives Account Of Presidential Campaign Funding by UptownVibes(m): 2:40pm On Feb 15
yarimo:
Someone that can steal campaign funds want to govern Nigeria grin grin grin grin grin grin
And someone that is stealing your fu.ture is currently governing it grin You see ya life?

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Celebrities / Re: Be A Man & Restore Your Pictures & Videos On Instagram - Lege Miami Tells Iwobi by UptownVibes(m): 1:51pm On Feb 15
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Shellsploit:
Be a man and restore your pics yet u stand ontop kia 2009 dey snap pics shocked shocked shocked
Okay you wan start drag am now onto kia when you no give am money take buy abi? You self be a man and leave people alone to live their lives.. Shuu!

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