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Romance / Re: Inside Life: She Wears Same Pant, Bra For Weeks, I Pet Her To Wash Her Teeth - by UptownVibes(m): 5:02am On Feb 21
God forbids bad thing..

So many ladies and guys are so dirty inside. When you see them outside, they put on fine clothes,and use expensive peff. Some no dey bath,dishes they won't wash for days. Some won't even remember to flush the WC after use... You will see them outside forming what they are not...

Sometimes its good to date for long before marriage ,and always visit your partner unannounced. You go see things that most of them normally hide from you..


Politics / Re: Desperate Politicians Who Lost 2023 Election Causing Hunger - Shettima by UptownVibes(m): 11:21pm On Feb 20
I used to think this shittingman was intelligent o. Na still mumu like his master.. Chai! The country don enter one chance
Politics / Re: Bandits Kill Monarch, 5 Others, Kidnap 38 In Katsina by UptownVibes(m): 6:40pm On Feb 20
Peaceful north..


Business / Re: Naira Hits N1,825 To Dollar Despite EFCC Gun Rescue Attempt by UptownVibes(m): 6:32pm On Feb 20
Bastard set of pple,,u can't even buy jeans again in d mkt.. jeans wey we dey buy 4k,,now 15k
E cheap for your side o. Na 18k this side.. Yeye jean o. If you really wan buy quality, you go spend to extent say you go just sit down with your loud dey laugh the country..
Family / Re: My Husband Hired Agbero To Beat Me After 8 Months Into Marriage – Woman Laments by UptownVibes(m): 4:36pm On Feb 20
That one is a mad man
Probably she has been acting like an agbero in his house,and the man wanted to see how the spirit of agbero in her will react to another agbero when its WWE ..

We need to hear from the man. Women can be manipulative to gain public sympathy. So let's wait for the husband's side of the story..
Romance / Re: Is There Anything Wrong In Keeping Male Friends As A Lady In A Relationship? by UptownVibes(m): 4:32pm On Feb 20
I just had to ask this question because it's been causing issues between me and my guy. He doesn't seem comfortable at all with me having male friends and he throws tantrums each time I visit my bestie. He even tells me to my face that he doesn't trust me, so he scrutinize every move I make.

Each time I answer calls from male friends with him around it leads to him nagging about how much I don't respect him and it's not as if I talk dirty or tell them that I love them, just friendly conversations. We had a slight issue last night cos I came over to see him and stay for a week before leaving, I didnt warm the food out of anger and it got spoilt this morning. When I told him about the food he told me that it was supposed to be our breakfast so that means no food this morning.

I had to chat one of my friends and he agreed to take me out, I dressed up and left the house and he sent me a message not to return to his house. Did I do something wrong?
I will answer you with another question. Can you keep a goat and yam in the same room,and expect the goat not to devour it?

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Politics / Re: Deji Adeyanju, Others Name Tinubu Worst President In Nigeria's History by UptownVibes(m): 3:35pm On Feb 20
The right word is wickedness and not sentiment.
Give them another opportunity, they will still vote same candidate.

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Family / Re: Toilet Safety Tip For Manhood, Men Get In Here For Your Own Good. by UptownVibes(m): 1:15pm On Feb 20
Tissue will still get wet,instead of that use hand to support him,so that he doesn't go touching the toilet bowl.
Health / Re: I Dey Think Everyday, I Go Marry At All? by UptownVibes(m): 1:03pm On Feb 20
There is nothing wrong with you.. Find mature lady,not these kids that are still exploring. If finger dey make woman cum,why can't your 5inch.. And if she is clean,there is a whole lot you can do to make her cum multiple times.. Stop looking down on yourself, to avoid them looking down on you.. There is a woman for every man.. I don see handicap men marry fine wife,so live your life and be good man..

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Fashion / Re: See What This Lady Wore To The Bank That Sparked Outrage (pic, Video) by UptownVibes(m): 12:52pm On Feb 20
Nigerians don't like to mind their business, how she chooses to dress shouldn't concern anybody.
Are you okay? Where we have kids everywhere, right?


Politics / Re: The Tears Of An Apc Supporter (pics) by UptownVibes(m): 10:47am On Feb 20
Yarimo come and see something o.. ..

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Food / Re: Food Prices Drop In Kano, Taraba, Kwara, Niger by UptownVibes(m): 9:08am On Feb 20
Here bag of rice is now 33000
Your own too cost.. Here a bag of rice is #1500 undecided
Food / Re: Sachet Alcohol Ban: Manufacturers Fear 5.5 Million Job Loss by UptownVibes(m): 7:25am On Feb 20
The government want more people in the kidnapping and armed robbery sector.

You don't create employment, instead you making people loose their means of livelihood.
Food / Re: What Meal Can You Make With ₦1,000? by UptownVibes(m): 5:55am On Feb 20
I'm really curious as to what President Asiwaju'campaign matra for 2027 will be. I would love to see how Festus Keyamo and Ffk and co defend this untold hardship.
They will still run it my guy. Inec and supreme court got their back.. They really don't need my vote or yours..
Politics / Re: President Tinubu Arrives In Nigeria After AU Summit by UptownVibes(m): 5:46am On Feb 20
Jubilations all over the place as TINUBU arrived Nigeria
Where he went to sleep grin
No be small jubilation o..
Celebrities / Re: Gift Okpara (2Baba) Shot Dead In Rivers State by UptownVibes(m): 3:32pm On Feb 19
His sponsors don clear the case big that.. Nigerian police grin

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Politics / Re: Labour Shifts Ground On N1m Minimum Wage As Panel Meets Monday by UptownVibes(m): 11:39am On Feb 19
₦1,000,000 was clearly a joke meant for clout.This current NLC is a big joke.
The chairman is a clown. Them suppose dey invite am to children parties to crack jokes..


Politics / Re: Expectations Amid Hardship: No Grains Yet, Our Warehouses Empty, States Lament by UptownVibes(m): 11:38am On Feb 19
Please my friends, is agbado a kind of grain? Is is among what they are waiting for?
Ofcource. Na two truck Tinubu carry go yarimo house yesterday. One NNPC truck just dey on standby for him.. If he wants to go to toilet,DSS and army dey guide am to avoid being kidnapped. Mandate standers are enjoying Tinubu o.. I heard they even gave him contract to pick pure water papers round his house too..

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Politics / Re: Dada Olusegun Blames Media For Sharing Photo Of Tinubu Sleeping At AU Session by UptownVibes(m): 11:13am On Feb 19
Sleeping has become a crime to Peter girigory Obi and his cohorts, people mourning and grieving can never exhibit happiness.
Ozuor is that place his bedroom? Why didn't he send a representative, since he needed sleep. How will he spend tax payers money to a conference ,and all he could do is to start sleeping ?
Career / Re: Employers May Lay Off Workers Amid Worsening Economy – NECA by UptownVibes(m): 11:05am On Feb 19
Those shouting Peter Obi up and down as if he has magic wand what would Obi had done differently? Peter Obi that failed in Anambra is who they are comparing with a man that set the template for modern Lagos. Even if the price of cement is 50k, we will continue to pray for and support the renewed hope agenda of President Tinubu
Did you watch what he said during their debates before elections? Obi has ideas ,but Tinubu didn't go cux he had no plans for you.. Obi would have at least minimize looting. If only you know how much Tinubu government has looted so far,you for no dey talk this rubbish. Imagine the humanitarian minister Edu wasn't exposed that day. Subsidy is back via the back door. You are still buying fuel at the same price when subsidy was removed. Where are the funds going to.. Have you sat to asked yourself? Dey there carry obi matter for head.. You think say obi dey suffer wetin u dey suffer grin
Politics / Re: Protest In Ibadan over Economic Hardship, food inflation & high cost of living by UptownVibes(m): 10:59am On Feb 19
I wonder what they want this government to do considering the president never really campaigned all through the election period and they stop decided to vote him in.
I tire o. He didn't say he will do anything, except building on buhari's foundation. When they invited him for debates,baba didn't go. Tinubu no send their papa.. He is in aso rock to loot enough for his great great grand children to enjoy. On his mandate we stood can't even feed 3x daily anymore.. Fulls! grin
Crime / Re: Female Unizik Student Baths Colleague With Hot Water Over Hostel Cleaning Graphi by UptownVibes(m): 5:50pm On Feb 18
For this terrible heat so..


Celebrities / Re: Sabinus And Jamesbrown Opress The Singles In New Viral Picture by UptownVibes(m): 3:35pm On Feb 18
Is sabi-anus and ...
Properties / Re: Man Shares The Type Of Building Blocks Being Made Now As A Result Of The Economy by UptownVibes(m): 3:28pm On Feb 18

And you think those ones wouldn't adjust their prices?
Eggxactly. When the demand becomes high,price will Tinubulize


Politics / Re: I Don't Know Who Can Challenge Us In 2027 – Wike by UptownVibes(m): 2:47pm On Feb 18
If they had told the late Wigwe in Jan that he won't see today,baba for no blive. He go use his money and power put the messenger behind bars.

If they had told Senator Eweremudu that he will be in jail during the last election, he will laugh and be rolling on the ground.. Because it looks impossible. But baba no know how them use do last election..

Here is one idiot by name Wike ,who thinks he owns himself. grin

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Religion / Re: Why Did You Reduce Or Stop Going To Church? by UptownVibes(m): 8:55am On Feb 18
My body is the temple.. Na my personal relationship with my God matters,no be that building when men dey for bill person ,dey form say na them near God pass..


Health / Re: Coco Samba Sexual Stimulant Can Kill - NAFDAC by UptownVibes(m): 3:26pm On Feb 17
You wan impress pussi wen them don dey nack since she was in primary school. Dey play grin


Properties / Re: This Apartment Is An Example Of ‘Don’t Judge A Book By Its Cover’ (Pix, Video) by UptownVibes(m): 12:04pm On Feb 17
the kind of things that amazes poor people...
Chai cheesy
Crime / Re: EFCC Sends PDP Reps. Aspirant, Ushie To Prison Over Fraud by UptownVibes(m): 12:00pm On Feb 17

So why has he been sentenced?


Chop alone die alone.
Who sentenced him? He was only remanded, so they could work on the bail application. (Settlement)

Dey play cheesy

If he was from the north sef,them for fit bail am that day grin
Politics / Re: Obi Spent N744,500,000 On Legal Fees And Still Lose- Chidi Odinkalu by UptownVibes(m): 11:51pm On Feb 16
but the important thing is, TINUBU and olanipekun achieved their aim grin grin grin grin grin
Their aim of making them flog you at where they were sharing 300naira bread,right? grin grin grin grin The joke is actually on you and your likes..

Yarimo Obi no be your mate .. Tinubu still has regards for him more than you who didn't contest with him.. If obi reach aso rock,he go enter easily. But you no try am..
Crime / Re: EFCC Sends PDP Reps. Aspirant, Ushie To Prison Over Fraud by UptownVibes(m): 11:41pm On Feb 16
Do the crime...
Share percentage with efcc and judge and enjoy your balance..

No be Nigeria again.. No only poor man dey do time
Politics / Re: Nigerians Will Be Proud Of Tinubu After 2years by UptownVibes(m): 11:34pm On Feb 16
Mu.mu will in two years time, tell his father to wait for his second tenure to make things right

Bomb dey your head...

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