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Crime / Re: Kidnapped ABSU DVC, Prof Emezue Regains Freedom by UptownVibes(m): 10:28am On Feb 07
Raylight2:


At least you'd enjoy free flight. The only bad thing is that the flight is too short so there won't be free food. I'd prefer Qatar airline though. They have TV on each seat. So one would enjoy small before the torture commences.
grin
Crime / Re: Lawyer Slumps And Dies Outside Courtroom In Port Harcourt by UptownVibes(m): 10:27am On Feb 07
Ginomel:


You are wrong. God has given us enough wisdom how to manage our health to enjoy all he bestowed on us
And is the wisdom in hospital? Same God has blessed us with everything we need to live healthy lives.HIS WORDS,Fruits,vegetables ,herbs and all that.. Hospitals will end up giving you more toxins to take into your system.. Those things they call drugs,and it kills the human body faster.. Anyways, may God help us all..
Crime / Re: Lawyer Slumps And Dies Outside Courtroom In Port Harcourt by UptownVibes(m): 10:21am On Feb 07
LastProphet:


My brother that talked exactly like this slumped due to high BP and died like fowl, keep talking trashhh
When your time reach,make I buy fuel come back fit kill person. Na your brother time reach,and if it wasn't his time to go ,the hbp for now kill am.. May he continue to rest in peace.. And sorry for your loss.
Romance / Re: My Boyfriend Loves Public Romance by UptownVibes(m): 6:07am On Feb 07
Your boyfriend wan useless you in public and dump you later.. He will secretly go for someone who doesn't allow boys play with her body in public.. You boyfriend will soon get to that stage of maturity. He is still growing .... grin
Crime / Re: Kidnapped ABSU DVC, Prof Emezue Regains Freedom by UptownVibes(m): 6:02am On Feb 07
Kidnappers just dey cashout o. Come blike say them dey pay Tax to FG.

DSS dey sleep now,they can't track shit.

Try insult Tinubulation now.. Even if you hide inside rat hole,they will come inside and fly you to abuja... grin

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Crime / Re: Lawyer Slumps And Dies Outside Courtroom In Port Harcourt by UptownVibes(m): 5:56am On Feb 07
You check health o,you no check o.. When your time reach,you move.. Rip to the dead..

Be good to people around you,nobody knows the time.. Even medical doctor dey die too.. No be by check ur health this and observe your weight that.. Na God dey save and help man..

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Crime / Re: What A Lady Did To Her Friend. by UptownVibes(m): 4:08pm On Feb 05
The girl I heard was a feminist. Why is she crying, since men are scum?

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Politics / Re: "The Hardship Is Too Much": Protests Erupt In Minna by UptownVibes(m): 3:56pm On Feb 05
drehdinho:


Shut up. It’s not about political party. The heart of man can’t be predicted. Whether is Obi or you or me, nobody can guarantee what would happen from any administration .

What you should be concerned about is getting the best from the government. Stop the Obi , Yoruba , Hausa or Igbo nonsensical talks, and face the main reality which the damage caused by the insensitivity of the present administration.

This myopic view of your type is the reason for this prolonged corruption in the country. And more reason the leaders won’t bulge because they know dumb people like you won’t fight the important fight but baseless political arguments up and down.

I wonder the kind of persons I’m being merged with in the name of a country. You people lack critical thinking skills. Every time Obi , if it’s not Obi. It will be Igbo marginalization or religion conflict. Dem use irrelevant arguments do una ni ?

As if Obi is god and no other person worth being the leader of the country other than him.

A good governance knows no religion, tribe or color or race, a good governance embraces equality and shuns discrimination in whatever form. A good governance is solely meant to serve everyone. That’s what a right thinking human should advocate for not Obi this Obi that . Adamu this Adamu that.

In developed countries, people from totally different backgrounds, colors are voted by the people as long as they have what it takes to deliver.

The world has transcended beyond this your myopic view. You people should have sense for once.

As I dey like this now, I’m a Yoruba , and the President is a Yoruba , does it protect me from the ongoing hardship ?

I bought just 3 items two days ago - Nivea , Forge Body Spray and 400 gram of peak milk for 10k. I could afford it. But that’s not the way it’s supposed to be.

People are dying of hunger and you’re stressing on Obi. Can’t you see that something is wrong in your head ?
You obviously don't have s.e.n.s.e.,and that is why you couldn't see the hand writing on the wall during campaign. During campaign that your Tinubu was called for debates ,he didn't show up cux he had no plans for the country.

Even a right thinking person won't even vote or support APC ,because of what buhari did during his 8years in power.. As a matter of fact,tinubu even said he was going to build on Buhari's foundation.

But because tribalism and religion blindfolded you and your likes,he used your d.u.l.l heads..

And its not even a year yet,and you are protesting ? As a matter of fact,the army should shoot anybody staging protest to distract this beautiful government. grin
Una must get s.e.n.s.e this time..

You bought milk for 10k,that's your business. As long as you guys don't stage protest to distract this beautiful government. You can buy it for a 100$.. Let it continue like that,and let's see who we cry first..

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Politics / Re: Gunshots As Niger Residents Troop To Streets Over Hardship by UptownVibes(m): 11:44am On Feb 05
accordadoga22:
Hehehe

This is what some people want for this country because one party animal who has turned a football fan lost an election.

Whether there is war or not because of the current hardship in the country, Biafra won't be achieved.

Hardship or not, Tinubu till 2031, Shettima from 2031 to 2039, Wike from 2039.

People from a region that are not pleased can go and hug transformer.

How are people even coping now?

There is hunger in the land but we hope things get better soon.

Is Biafra the reason why your apc government sees you as a f.o.o.l,and treat you as such?

Them dey talk of country wen rough,you dey carry m.u.m.u talk enter inside

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Politics / Re: N3m Fraud: Gombe Judge Asks Convict To Pay N20 To Avoid 3-year-jail Term by UptownVibes(m): 11:19am On Feb 05
Fear North

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Politics / Re: "The Hardship Is Too Much": Protests Erupt In Minna by UptownVibes(m): 11:06am On Feb 05
Tinubu till 2050. grin Una never see anything.

Its obi that is protesting now na grin

They thought they wanted to purnish obi. See una lives now.. Tinubu is currently at large.. Baba don run ,go enjoy himself.. grin

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Sports / Re: Michael Jordan’s Signed NBA Championship Sneakers Sell For $8M At NYC Auction by UptownVibes(m): 2:16am On Feb 05
Person iron condemned use the same shoe enter bush. Aboki carry $8m enter bush dey find iron wen condemn
Politics / Re: CBN Bans The Use Of Foreign Currency For Transactions In Nigeria. by UptownVibes(m): 2:13am On Feb 05
These are just jokes. You and I know that the politicians won't stop using the dollars ..
Politics / Re: Maybe It's Time For Nigerians To Start Calling Out Dangote. by UptownVibes(m): 12:54pm On Feb 04
nabiz:
Our elite are very very unpatriotic. The only patrotic Nigerians are the poor
And thats because they are poor. Give them power now,and see how they will change over night... Nigerians are not yet ready for anything. When they are ready, they will be on the streets. They will push religion and tribalism aside. Them never suffer reach

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Travel / Re: See How A Bikeman Carried 3 Women On His Bike At The Same Time (Photo, Video) by UptownVibes(m): 12:06pm On Feb 04
nwekeugochukwu:
What if the women's bodies arouse him undecided
Its not possible, cux his mind is on how to drive the bike safely,so that they don't crash. He is calculating a lot already,and his brain can't think sex at that point..

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Politics / Re: Breaking; Driver Killed As Abducted Ekiti School Children, Teachers Regains Free by UptownVibes(m): 11:37am On Feb 04
Rip to the driver.. Nigeria happened to him. Thanks Goodness the kids are safe now..
Romance / Re: Pictures: I Later Got Married To One Of These Two Girls by UptownVibes(m): 1:24am On Feb 04
Your wife make sense facially. Sorry everywherelly undecided

You leave face dey show us officialgarri...


Anyways I wish you and your wife all the best. Children will surround your table .. Your home is blessed..

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Romance / Re: I Am In Trouble O by UptownVibes(m): 8:34pm On Feb 03
There are a lot of STDs out there.. How you go get mind dey dive raw. You don't value your life. Maybe you have no ambitions in life sha. You wanna waste it on top public Toto. I feel for your parents more.. Go hospital comot here,before I give you dirty slap via screen..

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Sports / Re: 'A Renewed Super Eagles With One Mandate': NFF Hails Tinubu by UptownVibes(m): 5:06pm On Feb 03
I won't be surprise if they loose next match.. APC don put hand.. Failure!

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Politics / Re: Peter Obi Didn't Start Supporting The Super Eagles Today - See Photos by UptownVibes(m): 4:27pm On Feb 03
UptownVibes:
The fact that you went editing my comment,shows how stup*d and mise.rable you actually are. You can't even make statement of your own that makes sense ,cux your head is full of sawdus*t grin
Politics / Re: Peter Obi Didn't Start Supporting The Super Eagles Today - See Photos by UptownVibes(m): 4:27pm On Feb 03
haffaze777:


Toorgrin
The fact that you went editing my comment,shows how stup*d and mise.rable you actually are. You can't even make statement of your own that makes sense ,cux your head is full of sawdus*t grin

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Politics / Re: Peter Obi Didn't Start Supporting The Super Eagles Today - See Photos by UptownVibes(m): 4:22pm On Feb 03
haffaze777:


You mean your father's life?
No,I mean your mise*rable life
Politics / Re: Peter Obi Didn't Start Supporting The Super Eagles Today - See Photos by UptownVibes(m): 4:07pm On Feb 03
haffaze777:
I think we should make Mr Peter Obi the president of Super eagle support group.
Of course he will do a better job,than Tinubu is doing in your life currently..
Politics / Re: Daniel Regina, Condemns Obi For Visiting Super Eagles by UptownVibes(m): 4:02pm On Feb 03
Go and hold Tinubulation that is currently at large grin

Daniel dey find Elon Musk money,make he use buy more red oil and yam. No be him fault grin

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Politics / Re: Regina Daniels And Ned Nwoko At The Stadium Cheering Super Eagles (Video) by UptownVibes(m): 12:06pm On Feb 03
post=128262299:
To all enemies of Nigeria wishing us badluck,
This is for y'all.
Y'all will be put to shame.....
That guy with his tongue out and shapeless body is a perfect example of what you and your APC has turned Nigeria into. You and APC are the number one enemy of Nigeria. You guys are turning the country into hell for citizens.
Education / Re: What Comes After Trillion by UptownVibes(m): 11:32am On Feb 03
Decillionaire in dollars cool
Celebrities / Re: Why I Don’t Like Kissing In Movies – Laide Bakare by UptownVibes(m): 11:24am On Feb 03
EreluRoz:
All these actors are really trying, don't they get aroused doing those things?
The day I watched Phenomena and Mercy of the BBN laugh wan injure me. It was like Phenomena has been crushing on Mercy's ass for a long time.. As he reach movie set,he used the opportunity play with her ass. Very anyhow somebody.. cheesy

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Education / Re: Nigerian Students Stuck In An Elevator (Photos, Video) by UptownVibes(m): 11:11am On Feb 03
That girls said " Elevator Kids"
grin

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Crime / Re: Japa: ‘many Nigerians In Forced Prostitution In Belgium’ by UptownVibes(m): 11:08am On Feb 03
Amotolongbo:
Edo state and Delta will surely account for 90%
Na wetin your mama when first go tell you? Idiota

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Travel / Re: Airfares To UK, US, Others Jump By 55% by UptownVibes(m): 9:35pm On Feb 02
lexy2014:


who is in control of the dollar?

who is supposed to be in control of the dollar?
His grand father is in control

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Education / Re: Nigerian Students Abroad Groan Over Naira Free Fall by UptownVibes(m): 8:40pm On Feb 02
Tinubulation everywhere

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