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Politics / Re: Where Is Tinubu's Student Loan? by UptownVibes(m): 10:01pm On Feb 09
You guys can blive rubbish en grin

I heard he told them to release metric ton of rice and agbado hours ago. And some idiots were already praising him.. Then I wonder why some persons no gree get sense grin

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Romance / Re: Why Do women Prefer Dark Guys This Days (picture) by UptownVibes(m): 9:53pm On Feb 09
Edipet:
na this kind girl they talk say them enjoy while it lasted. Them go just jump from dick to dick because relationship no be marriage
You dey mind her.. Before she go realize ,everybody for estate don pass through her..

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Romance / Re: What Will You Do In This Situation (pics) by UptownVibes(m): 9:49pm On Feb 09
There is no need for the money,because since the snail has been programmed to get you,soon or later it will. That way you can't enjoy the money.. So better rest..

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Crime / Re: Help Needed by UptownVibes(m): 9:46pm On Feb 09
pseudonyms:
A child hood friend of mine who joined buccaneers frat last year,said he is now the number 7th man in the group and very close to the no1.
And he is telling me to join the group in my school dat i row with the big boys,girls will never b my problem cus am still a virgin, and i will have alot of brothers to back me up in case of anything oppression and intimidation from anybody. He said if i am ready he will personally link me up with his brothers in my school and he will also personally mentor me to be very gentle and rugged at the same time.
What do y'all think about dis.
He doesn't like you o.. If you join,you will die.. Joining a cult is like signing a death warrant. Tell him you are not interested. Avoid club and girls,so that they don't set you up.. Join fellowship and be very active in the fellowship. When next he comes,start preaching Christ to him.. He will start avoiding you..

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Politics / Re: CBN Will No Longer Give Ways And Means To FG Until Payment Of Outstanding Debt by UptownVibes(m): 9:41pm On Feb 09
Borrowing to loot wan start so.. grin

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Sports / Re: AFCON: Tinubu To Land In Abidjan For Nigeria V Cote D'ivoire by UptownVibes(m): 9:39pm On Feb 09
thesicilian:

Show us your credentials
Because he is your president or what? Even your so called doesn't know his age till now and his class mates till now grin
Romance / Re: 10 Things That Are FAR Better Than Sex[pics] by UptownVibes(m): 9:37pm On Feb 09
Use natural weed cook beans or indomine . Better still use it to make tea,and add milk.. Add weed to your points..
Romance / Re: Why Do women Prefer Dark Guys This Days (picture) by UptownVibes(m): 9:33pm On Feb 09
Prettygirl200:
Rest Alaye, Rest in Jesus name
Don't use the name of the lord in vein hanty.. Go ask God for forgiveness..
Romance / Re: My Salary Wahala by UptownVibes(m): 9:31pm On Feb 09
Frustrated yahoo boys don dey reply damn niggar. Laugh no go kill me here grin grin grin grin.. Them say when last he pick? Ahahaha
Politics / Re: Tinubu's AFCON Finals Appearance Sparks Excitement In Cote D'ivoire (photo) by UptownVibes(m): 9:29pm On Feb 09
Make he go ..
Make God let it end in penalty shootout,like the last one..
E get why

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Romance / Re: Why Do women Prefer Dark Guys This Days (picture) by UptownVibes(m): 9:25pm On Feb 09
Prettygirl200:
U go cry tire ooo,πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ relationship no be marriage anyone wey no work I go bounce, normally na so e be, so my brother that one no he talk, again I go still tell you, dark skinned guys na forever my favorite, bleached or fair skin guys na cast away.
Relationship no be marriage, na so body count take reach 100 grin Dey deceive yourself there.. Go mark this day.. Na light skin agbero you go marry grin Your mind go dey... Anty wen mu.mu

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Madagascar Passes Bill To Castrate Child Rapists by UptownVibes(m): 9:20pm On Feb 09
Fineman2:
I support this law
With full chest.. But proper investigation has to be done,to avoid wrong accusation.

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Romance / Re: Why Do women Prefer Dark Guys This Days (picture) by UptownVibes(m): 9:16pm On Feb 09
Prettygirl200:
Close your mouth e pain you πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ una think say na only una like better thing? Dark skinned guys are manly joor handsome one thereby making my male kids handsome, my brother is dark skinned and very handsome I dey even jeolous him girlfriend, they look masculine than all those bleached guys, always looking cool when they dress, and them get swag, abeg clear road make I see better human being joor πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
Na why relationship dey bounce you up and down soπŸ˜€.
From all the topics you have created ,its all about how the black guys dey run leave you.. Ladies don't choose guys,we choose who we wanna settle with.. You can be crushing on dark skin,make e be say na light skin go later take your ass serious. Beside skin colour doesn't make a good home. Try get sense ,if not much,just try get small..

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Romance / Re: Why Do women Prefer Dark Guys This Days (picture) by UptownVibes(m): 9:03pm On Feb 09
Prettygirl200:
E pain this one ooo na we tell u make u be like roasted plantain? πŸ˜‚ see me see wahala ooo 🀣
You think say I dey like your brother? I am dark skin,but I hate when people like you run their mouth ,and still go ahead bleaching their kids..
Politics / Re: Stop The Lazy Hunger complain and go to Farm by UptownVibes(m): 6:26pm On Feb 09
MrProlific95:
"We have abundant arable land. Let us return to farm, everybody dey do fine boy while hunger dey una stomach.


In my opinion, the President should curb Herdsmen killing in the farms dats all. After that anybody complaining is just lazy".

Go to farm.
So that they will kidnapp you and demand the ransom you don't have ,right?

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Celebrities / Re: New Mom Calls Out Mother-in-law For Feeding Her Two-weeks Old Baby Pineapple by UptownVibes(m): 6:17pm On Feb 09
Bahamas95:
This is one of the reasons why some of them prefer getting married to men whose mothers are dead. They always find fault in their mother in-law but regard their mothers as saints.


This idiΓ΅t with kpomo lips will never try this rubbish with her mother, na mother inlaw dey always bad for their eyes.


Na so she too go die,before her son marry ,so she won't be a problem to her daughter in-law. Make them dey wish.. Life na turn by turn..

Looking at the lady above ,you will see she is not even responsible.That type no fit get character. See face don wash because of bleaching... Probably the grandma doesn't know the danger, but this idiot choose to bring family matter online ,just for attention..
Politics / Re: Osun Youths Protest High Cost Of Living by UptownVibes(m): 6:09pm On Feb 09
We stood on the mandate o.. No shaking.. Bulaba

They will still vote rubbish in the next election..

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Crime / Re: Kemi Olunloyo Threatens To Commit Suicide By Drinking Sniper by UptownVibes(m): 6:07pm On Feb 09
Her business. At least those noise go reduce ..
Politics / Re: Economic Hardship: Suffering Becoming Unbearable For Nigerians, CAN Laments by UptownVibes(m): 6:06pm On Feb 09
OKKO:
Our First Lady is a member of CAN, why not go tell her mummy tell daddy to review his policies....why politicizing it? Because our darling president and VP are Muslims.
Does the Muslims have a different market ? Blike say you don go smoke wetin pass you today..
Politics / Re: Budget, Agriculture Ministers Fault Subsidy Removal, Floating Of Naira by UptownVibes(m): 5:45pm On Feb 09
christejames:
He should resign if he doesn't want to join our Tinubu in teaching Peter Obi and his supporters a bitter lesson shocked
Abi o grin

This beautiful government must continue. Bulaba

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Politics / Re: A Bag Of Cement Is 10,000 Naira. by UptownVibes(m): 5:00pm On Feb 09
In agba doh republic its sold for #10.. Wetin go enter 20 k in coming weeks.. Bulaba!

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Education / Re: Mamichula Beach Lifestyle Opens Up In Lagos (photos) by UptownVibes(m): 4:58pm On Feb 09
Reminds me of Papichulo. Nice place to chill on Feb 14th.. Tinubu go take us out to ball with subsidy money diagrin

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Crime / Re: Woman Declares Her Husband, Martins Mugwe, Missing In Lagos by UptownVibes(m): 4:56pm On Feb 09
Felix6:

The woman no well. They won’t give their man breathing space at home, the guy is probably hiding from the nagging vagina, leaving without your phone is always the sure way to deal with them. She go come back to her senses again now.
You might be right,but the security situation in the country will want to make a man think otherwise. We pray he return safe!

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Politics / Re: We Go Open Our Yansh, We Go Open Our Breast, We Go Protest (video) by UptownVibes(m): 4:54pm On Feb 09
Bulaba go use am soapy when he sees it. Nothing concern bulaba for una suffering o

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Education / Re: A Lecturer And Students At The Federal University Oye-ekiti (FUOYE) Make Headlin by UptownVibes(m): 4:53pm On Feb 09
The NEPA motor no get photo or video at least?
Events / Re: Is 1.5million Naira Enough To Do A Low Budget Traditional And Church Wedding? by UptownVibes(m): 4:49pm On Feb 09
Too big. Depends on wetin you dey buy sha. If its tear rubber or toks,or even naija used.. Use your tongue count ya teeth oga. No go waste money for Nigeria used car o.. Na mechanic house you go dey sleep...

Na motor I dey talk o.. Na you know wetin you dey think o.. cheesy

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Crime / Re: Woman Declares Her Husband, Martins Mugwe, Missing In Lagos by UptownVibes(m): 4:45pm On Feb 09
NaijaCoverBlog:


Only God Almighty Will Help Us In This Nigeria
Walai

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Crime / Re: Woman Declares Her Husband, Martins Mugwe, Missing In Lagos by UptownVibes(m): 4:43pm On Feb 09
Why leave without his phone? Who called him last don enter hot soup.

I pray he return safe o.. Niaja right now don wear wrapper when it comes to security .. Economy na no go area..

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Sports / Re: Nigerian Goalkeeper Michael Nwabali And His Beautiful Family (See Photo) by UptownVibes(m): 3:22pm On Feb 09
The son sef is a born footballer. His legs shows that already.

Na to enroll him in academy sharply.

God give me sons that likes football and play more than Messi and Cr7.. πŸ™

Football money no be joke..

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Romance / Re: Ghanaian Dies After His Wife Slept With Her Ex-Boyfriend 2 Days After Wedding by UptownVibes(m): 3:20pm On Feb 09
Plan for the best,and prepare for the worst.. This keep me going,and no human can ever break my heart again.. I have seen enough. cheesy

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Sports / Re: AFCON 2023: Nancy Iheme Offers Stanley Nwabali 'SOLID 3some' by UptownVibes(m): 2:25pm On Feb 09
She wan give the keeper infection.. Nonsense Iheme
Politics / Re: Protests: FG Mulls Food Import If Hunger Persists by UptownVibes(m): 10:10am On Feb 09
Bulaba.. Confused government and confused supporters. He built Lagos don scatter Nigeria grin

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