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Politics / Re: If Obi Had Won, We Would Be Fighting A Religious War By Now by UptownVibes(m): 6:57pm On Feb 02
They would have Long staged protest against him ,if he was what Tinubu is currently.. Yeye fowlz
Politics / Re: Nigerians Are Suffering, Address Economic Pains – Musician, K1 Tells Tinubu by UptownVibes(m): 6:29pm On Feb 02
Goodoldays:
Tinubu is on the run as we speak
cheesy
Police go say he is at large

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Romance / Re: I Bought A New Hisence Smart TV 32inches. by UptownVibes(m): 4:22pm On Feb 02
RGRNetwork:
is that TV not too high for your neck?
My thought exactly grin Maybe he has little kids sha.
Op na Giraffe wan dey watch am ni?
Romance / Re: My Female Neighbor Wants Me To Stand As The Man In Her Life. Should I? by UptownVibes(m): 1:51pm On Feb 02
The first person that commented on your pepper soup thread said,don't start what you can't finish..

As it is now,E DON SET.

You must finish what you started oga.

Follow her home..

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Sports / Re: I Trust Uzoho - Peseiro by UptownVibes(m): 1:42pm On Feb 02
Trendy247:
UZOHO - The Goal basket the nation grin
grin

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Sports / Re: AFCON 2023: Nigeria Game An Opportunity To Prove Our Worth – Angola Coach by UptownVibes(m): 1:38pm On Feb 02
Na this evening una go confirm una worthlessness cheesy
No worries!

Them don confirm am. Congratulations to Supa Eagles..

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Family / Re: 'I Regret Pushing My Husband To Move Us From Okota To Lekki Phase 1' - Woman by UptownVibes(m): 1:36pm On Feb 02
talented321:
See face and nose, imagine she is a black skin..
Worries don turn her face to mask. She no go fit dey sleep at night.. Regrets and pains of misleading her husband.. Now her husband is now one of the island big ballers grin
Sports / Re: What Is Your Prediction On Nigeria Vs Angola? by UptownVibes(m): 1:33pm On Feb 02
All I know is that ,we are playing final and winning the trophy. In other words,Angola don lost this one already.
Romance / Re: What Should A Married Man Do In Situations Like This by UptownVibes(m): 7:56am On Feb 02
immortalcrown:
So, why the noise here? Not all friends should be cut off, provided no sexual activities involved. This applies to both male and female. Where I blame your wife is her failure to introduce the man to you and make him your (family) friend. She keeping the friendship as a secret is what raises an unnecessary suspicion here. But you yourself said their chats are not dirty.
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From communication emotions will grow. The day they will meet and she is hot.. E go happen by mistake like they always say.. Maybe op should have two ladies he is always chatting with too.. Let's see how she reacts...

Funny enough that woman fit dey tell that man everything about you and her. Your sex life,your worth and all. Trust the "bad guy kind of men" to take advantage of that over her fish brain..

Bro you are the man. Act like a man.. If she is not ready to obey your instruction ,then wahala dey o

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Romance / Re: "Before You Marry Her Allow Her To Catch You Cheating"- Nigerian Man Urges by UptownVibes(m): 7:43am On Feb 02
Mumu don drop quote.
Politics / Re: "I Regret Voting For Tinubu" - Yoruba Man Cries Out by UptownVibes(m): 7:39am On Feb 02
He is yet to see anything. When he don reach two years,thats if he survives it. He go get sense
Crime / Re: Woman Arrested For Licking Dog Sperm In Lagos by UptownVibes(m): 7:34am On Feb 02
KingLennon:

It's disqusting sad. How do some men gather courage to do that shît?
The real courageous ones ,are those who lick that of oloshos. After licking olosho's pussy he will now put on condom to nack. In his mind,he is preventing infection.. After he has drank full galon of Gono,warts,yeast inf and the rest of stds..

Some guys are just fools sha.

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Crime / Re: Kidnappers Threatening To Kill Ekiti Schoolchildren – Parents by UptownVibes(m): 7:03am On Feb 02
They won't kill them,its just threat so that you people will pay them.

By the way I hope emilokan knows about it ?

They should let him know ,so he can talk to the kidnappers to let the innocent kids go..

Commander in Cheat/Shit. undecided

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Properties / Re: Building Material Business Now Is Heartbreaking. by UptownVibes(m): 6:46am On Feb 02
On your mandate they shall stand. On his mandate they shall stand. On his mandate .. grin On his mandate grin

E never reach one year,mandate people don tire.. I hope you all can now see how obi stole your senses..
Business / Re: Dangote Refinery To Import Crude Oil From The United States by UptownVibes(m): 7:53am On Jan 30
Most Nigerians are gullible people. Until you tell the APC government to stop making fool of you with empty promises,things will keep getting worse. Dangote refinery crew,how market?

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Politics / Re: GRAPHIC Photos Of Ekiti Monarchs Killed By Fulani Bandits by UptownVibes(m): 7:48am On Jan 30
Yoruba and those guys are frds na.. Why are they now killing themselves?When Sunday Ighodo wanted to stand for them,they said he was working for PDP now. Was it Sunday that got killed now? NO cool

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Events / Re: Is 1 Million Naira Enough For Wedding In This Time And Age ? by UptownVibes(m): 2:17pm On Jan 29
If its inside hux thing.. No music,no drama.. Just few family persons,then e go reach..

After paying bride price and parents blessing you guys,una go hux for honey moon..

But hope the girl is not from that tribe when dey collect boxes of clothes .. When bride prices go dey like market for ground

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Romance / Re: Why Older Men Are Best For Marriage by UptownVibes(m): 2:13pm On Jan 29
No young guy gree for this one again,she don dey motivate herself.. The confused thing go still carry the old man money go dey give young boy, wen dey nack craze comot her puzzi..

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Romance / Re: I Just Discovered My Husband Has Been Cheating Since We Got Married by UptownVibes(m): 2:10pm On Jan 29
Coldspice:


Why should he open a mall for her when he can use the money to marry more wives if she leaves?
I can only advice the man on that,if he was the one asking for help. Now its the wife that needs help,and she came asking NL. We have to look out for her,and as such I am more concerned about what she will gain from the man.. The man matter no concern me.. You get it now,right?
Romance / Re: I Just Discovered My Husband Has Been Cheating Since We Got Married by UptownVibes(m): 1:03pm On Jan 29
Ask him if he wants to marry more wives.. Tell him before then,he needs to open a big mall for you. Make he do freedom for you undecided If you go dey fight,you will loose everything. For more advice ,contact my PA

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Romance / Re: Depression Wan Finish Me by UptownVibes(m): 1:00pm On Jan 29
Na this one find trouble. NL will never help you. Na so so useless advice you go dey see. If na tribal war,Na their way.. Go X app jare.. You might even get a job through a good Samaritan there.. Op dey ask people when need help, for help grin

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Crime / Re: Notorious Bandit, Bello Turjii Is NOT An Officer - Police PRO Reacts by UptownVibes(m): 7:31am On Jan 18
BigBlackPreek:
They dress in military or police uniform to carry out their nefarious activities
The PRO and the Tunji are they not the same? Nigerian police I see on the road most times are bandits in bribe collection,and abusing of human Rights..

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Health / Re: Please Help!!! My New Toilet Smells Like Hell. by UptownVibes(m): 8:26pm On Jan 17
If his method doesn't work,let me know..
Romance / Re: Can A Runs Girl Truly Change? by UptownVibes(m): 7:16pm On Jan 17
Two factors will help ,but if these two are not there.. Make the man when marry just forget ,na everybody gutter he put for house. Those factors include money,he must be financially okay. Secondly he must have good dick,and good in bed.. If you carry empty pocket and small preek go marry ashawo ,op I pity for you in advance o.. Cux e sure me say na u dey consider this suicidal thought.. She don brainwash you ,give you Toto water drink.
Politics / Re: Tinubu Violates Own Directive On Reducing Travel Delegations by UptownVibes(m): 1:20pm On Jan 17
Wait for it.. They will soon come and tell you that he didn't say so when its within Nigeria. Only international travels.. And he will still pack 100 Aids and H.I.V alongside ,when traveling for a fruitless meeting abroad . You wan beat am,abi you get wetin you go do am? The laws are for the poor

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Celebrities / Re: Churchill Shut Down Ekimogun Day, Rained Bundles Of Dollars On King Sunny Ade by UptownVibes(m): 1:15pm On Jan 17
Oblongata:
Hahan!

Your mouth too bad abeg grin
cheesy

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