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CelebritiesRe: MI Appears On Stage In Monkey Costume At Event (Photo) by uracocksucker: 3:51pm On Aug 17, 2015
free2ryhme:
i only noted a punchline mentioned by Mi and you are twisting it


Guy go and get a life
that noted punchline doesn't exist.. wasn't said and wasn't implied jheez!!.... btw i do have a life you on the other need hearing-aids and a brain
CelebritiesRe: MI Appears On Stage In Monkey Costume At Event (Photo) by uracocksucker: 3:04pm On Aug 17, 2015
free2ryhme:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tebpj44efOA

watch this video and you will Know MI is indeed Mr. Incredible


I am serving a Living God, He is my foundation and it is not Mary Kay... read punch line cheesy
ermmm that was not even a line in the track he said " MC Hammer you cannot touch cause i am serving a living God. next line My foundation ..." the guy try small sha but folks you need to not get sentimental about all the supposed christian tracks i.e. Godwin!! lyrically and musically they not very great but they appeal to our overzealous religious appetite *sigh* enuf said
Christianity EtcRe: Anita Oyakhilome Opens Up After Divorce Tale by uracocksucker: 12:36pm On Aug 17, 2015
did she get half of the church ?
RomanceRe: A Lady Going Out On A Date With Another Guy Few Days To Her Wedding by uracocksucker: 11:42am On Aug 17, 2015
work of the devil!!. It does sound like she aint that type of girl else your buddy wont be planning to marry in the first place. Confront her and resolve it before the marriage goes ahead you two need serious prayers
CelebritiesRe: Asa Shows Off Hot Legs In New Photo by uracocksucker: 10:21am On Aug 17, 2015
bolajioginni:
Look @her knee, she is bleaching just becoz she want to look like my sexy tiwa savage...
She no reach...let the bashing begin
she really doesnt have to look like Tiwa ..she's more talented tongue
PoliticsRe: $600m Chinese Rail Loan Not Diverted – Okonjo-iweala by uracocksucker: 8:38am On Aug 17, 2015
handie:
Wait! The loan is meant for rail projects ba? In a situation where loans meant for the rail sector is being used for expansion of airport terminals, hydro electric power projects and a galaxy backbone project, is that not diversion? How does expansion of airport terminal affect development of the rail sector? Buhari said and I quote: [b] President Muhammed Buhari Monday in Abuja
called for an explanation from the Ministry of
Finance on the foreign loans obtained for rail
projects but diverted to other purposes.
Speaking at the end of a presentation on the
Ministry of Transport by the Permanent
Secretary, Mohammed Bashar at the
Presidential Villa, President Buhari said that it
was disappointing to find that foreign loans
obtained in line with signed agreements were
moved from one project to another.
“I hope that due process was followed before
such diversions were carried out. Taking money
from one project to another has to be done
properly,” Garba Shehu, his senior special
assistant on media and publicity, quoted the
President as saying.
Mr. Buhari was reacting to the specific instance
of the diversion of a substantial part of the loan
of USD1.005 billion from the Chinese Exim
Bank, obtained for the construction of a
standard gauge rail line linking Lagos to Kano
but which was moved elsewhere.
[/b]. Source:www.premiumtimesng.com/news/188134-buhari-launches-probe-into-alleged-diversion-of-1billion-loan-for-rail-projects.html Now, how is this NOI statement different from Buhari's statement? Was the loan meant for airport terminal expansion?
lmfao @ clueless Nigerians China provided loans for INFRASTRUCTURE no rails or ports or roads alone INFRASTRUCTURE!!! stop jumping on the fucking band wagon get to know facts before you form an opinion......not saying there cant be misappropriation but at the very least know what you talking about.
EducationRe: If You Can Solve This Maths, A Financial Institution Should Employ You. by uracocksucker: 10:59pm On Aug 15, 2015
261,421.29 monthly deposits suggest monthly compounded interest
RomanceRe: Strictly For Females!!! What Would You Do??? ( PICTURE ) by uracocksucker: 1:32pm On Aug 15, 2015
Easy, i'll let ma woman drive
PoliticsRe: Adamawa To Spend N200 Million On Prayer Warriors, Vigilante To Curb Boko Haram by uracocksucker: 4:11pm On Aug 14, 2015
salvation is still free right?
EducationRe: 7 Easy Ways On How To Improve Your Knowledge by uracocksucker: 1:06pm On Aug 14, 2015
so Nairaland is alright and all but seriously, any ideas of actually better sites with smarter people?
PoliticsRe: Buhari Appoints PwC, KPMG To Audit NNPC, CBN, FIRS, Others by uracocksucker: 9:55am On Aug 14, 2015
..so whats the time line on the audit ? 6 months? A year ? A couple years ?
BusinessRe: Meet The Nigerian Woman That Built 4 Bedroom Flat From Roasted Corn Business by uracocksucker: 9:53am On Aug 14, 2015
great but kids please stay in school. This doesn't happen to every one ..in another news why havent we figured out a way to get corn all year round why is the damn thing still seasonal?
CelebritiesRe: See What A Yoruba Movie Director Did To Someone’s Traditional Wedding Photo by uracocksucker: 9:49am On Aug 14, 2015
Sue his dumb ass and take all proceeds from that movie ...Copy right is a joke in Nigeria ..starts off with all these artists using other ppl's intellectual property big names too. Not looking to start an argument here so wont mention names but yea sue him for all he's worth
RomanceRe: Nigerians Don't Care About Flat Stomachs? by uracocksucker: 6:51pm On Aug 13, 2015
MrsPhyno:
Blessed are those who believe without seeing....

Unique moniker you have, been nice talking to you.
Pleasure
RomanceRe: Nigerians Don't Care About Flat Stomachs? by uracocksucker: 6:41pm On Aug 13, 2015
MrsPhyno:
Lol nooooo
What I'm saying is that I'm not skinny and I'm not even slim and I have a flat stomach.

I didn't say I have abs, I'm not muscular. It's just flat.

Anything else sir?
Highly unlikely that ....have to see to believe
RomanceRe: Nigerians Don't Care About Flat Stomachs? by uracocksucker: 6:31pm On Aug 13, 2015
MrsPhyno:
What do you want me to say exactly.....
That's just my build
so you saying you look like Serena Williams ?
RomanceRe: Nigerians Don't Care About Flat Stomachs? by uracocksucker: 6:19pm On Aug 13, 2015
MrsPhyno:
Lol. Thick doesn't mean big stomach my dear. I'm not skinny or even slim but I have a flat stomach (just using myself as an example grin)
not skinny, not slim, presumed thick but got flat stomach..? except you Serena Williams you are obviously leaving out details. porkies mate
CelebritiesRe: David Oyelowo To Play James Bond Character by uracocksucker: 4:01pm On Aug 13, 2015
this guy is British. quit laying claims to what you haven't contributed to.. if he was caught in some fraudulent business you'll all be quick to label him British
PoliticsRe: Buhari Queries Okonjo-iweala Over Diversion Of $1bn Rail Transport Loan by uracocksucker: 9:37am On Aug 11, 2015
sigiyaya:
Baba i agree with you on this one jail this woman and Alison her partner angry angry angry
jail her for what exactly ....some dumb mongers here. Judging by the allegations thrown about since the supposed saviour got there this will amount to nothing
EducationRe: First Bank Simple Equation That 87% Could Not Solve. by uracocksucker: 7:03pm On Aug 10, 2015
i am a bit confused where do y'all get brackets from ? they must be dashing them out in your villages .. the damn question hasn't got brackets so why add them? BODMAS makes provision for solutions with(out) brackets. solve the damn thing get your 12 and jog on!!
EducationRe: First Bank Simple Equation That 87% Could Not Solve. by uracocksucker: 6:58pm On Aug 10, 2015
abumeinben:
This is why u were not called for interview....smh
LMFAO
NYSCRe: NYSC:8 Things You Must Do Before Passing Out by uracocksucker: 6:55pm On Aug 03, 2015
number the damn thing oh highlight it some way to show its actually eight. it follows that if you are posting educational or related materials endeavor to show that you are remotely educated
CareerRe: Does Anyone Ride A Bicycle To Work Out Of Choice In Nigeria? by uracocksucker: 5:33pm On Jul 29, 2015
naijacutee:
Hi guys,

Sometimes I enjoy cycling to work to get some exercise and to avoid traffic. I live in the UK, and although this isn't very safe here (it's safer in the Scandinavia), I cycle on walking pavements since I would love to return home to my family in one piece. I'd like to know if there are any keen cyclists who out of choice cycle to work, or cycle for leisure in Nigeria. I'd really like to continue cycling when I inevitably move back to Nigeria especially as it is my only serious form of exercise, so it would be great to know what the current climate is like.
you cycle on the pavements?? there is a cycling track in inner-city London and in gretaer london you have the road to cycle on, so the hell you cycling on pavements for?
PoliticsRe: Nepa Vs Juju: Residents Chased Nepa Officials Through Diabolic Means (photos) by uracocksucker: 4:52pm On Jul 28, 2015
KingKonga:
[size=16pt]WHEN YOU VOTE FOR AN slowpoke WHO IS BEING COTROLLED BY TINUBU THEN YOU ARE FINISHED..

TINUBU JUST TOLD YOU ALL TO GIVE BUHARI 100 DAYS FOR HONEYMOON...


NIGERIA IS A JOKE APC IS LAFFING ABOUT
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Online writing etiquette upper case means you are shouting
PoliticsRe: US Officials Say Jonathan's Ministers Stole $6bn -oshiomole by uracocksucker: 8:55am On Jul 28, 2015
seriously this Oshiomole looses credibility by the minute. Stop slinging mud .. name, probe, convict and jail said people stop chatting shit on air .. actions speaks louder and judging by this government, go slow is an understatement
PoliticsRe: Okonjo-iweala In Fresh $2.2m Trouble by uracocksucker: 8:51am On Jul 28, 2015
HungerBAD:
So today i bought 3 packs of Pepsodent Toothpaste, some packs of Garri and Sugar, Roasted Groundnuts, Some Amplicox, Some toothpicks and some Superman underwear's.

The above stated things will soon, be shared by Ngozi Okonjo-Iweala and Goodluck Jonathan in Prison.

So, Goodluck Jonathan in his last days used $2.2 million as transport fare back to Otueke?i have said it, that there is no way my President will not send this very corrupt Ngozi Okonjo-Iweala to Jail. Not sending this woman to jail, will send a bad signal out there that it is okay to loot, and that nothing can come out of the investigation.

But Mr. President, Goodluck Jonathan should first be used as example on how to deal with corruption, and the others can follow. Then the probe, should continue into the Power Sector. Specifically, Mikano Generators and her cronies should be taken to Court, for single handedly sabotaging our Power Sector.

A couple of Years back, in Jonathan's Government. Mikano gave all the Judges, in Nigeria each a Generator set at their homes worth Millions of Naira, and that was how the Judiciary was compromised, just in case they get sued.

This letter on this article, is an enough proof to convict Ngozi Okonjo-Iweala.

President Buhari, this is not a vindictive act. But, it is high time your Government pursue all those that stole from Nigeria in the guise of PDP until they are all locked up, and monies returned back into the coffers of the country.

Mr. President, all these N.G.O's should be looked into too, as those corrupt PDP thieves, used them as a conduit for wiring millions of stolen Dollars Overseas.

The 4 thieves that need to go to jail asap, before the rest follows are:

Goodluck Jonathan.

Ngozi Okonjo-Iweala.

Dasuki Sambo.

David Mark.

Another thief is Theophilus Danjuma, who owns half of the oil wells in Nigeria.

President Buhari, you are working and the OBSERVERS are happy.

Long live Buhari, long live Nigeria.
YOU numb-nut ..GAVI is Bill Gates charity US based. So when US says some one stole 6billion dollars you believe but when they say you owe 2.2 billion dollars you say oh no!!! its all accounted for .. common now get half a brain at least; letter enough to convict ?? seriously how dumb are the folks on here.
NYSCRe: NYSC Bars Pregnant Women, Nursing Mothers, PG Students From Service by uracocksucker: 8:37am On Jul 24, 2015
Common now 'bars' huh? they are exempted until capable not restricted. It only follows that when you talk about education (or educationally related issues), at least take the time to use good grammar, tense and apt diction
CelebritiesRe: Naija Artistes: Stop Wearing Sun And Welding Goggles In The Dark by uracocksucker: 2:20pm On Jul 22, 2015
why does it bother you? ...now that's a better question
RomanceRe: Ladies STOP Selecting Men, Based On Where They Work. by uracocksucker: 6:24pm On Jul 14, 2015
i swear i just saw that same movie lmfao
CelebritiesRe: Silver Spoon Kids! The Top 6 Nigerian Musicians Who Were Born Rich by uracocksucker: 1:59pm On Jul 13, 2015
scholes0:
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https://www.hfmagazineonline.com/wp-content/uploads/DJ-Xclusive-hfmagazine.jpg
get your facts right !!! Exclusive finished from Brunel University .. a simple google search will tell you that
TravelRe: REFUSAL Of Visa And Seizure Of Passport By UK Embassy by uracocksucker: 12:44pm On Jul 13, 2015
anonymousone:
Hi guys,
I was recently denied a UK visa by the british embassy for allegedly fraudulently obtaining an immigration stamp on my passport. The said passport has also been impounded. i'll summarize the main part of the story below
I had gotten into UK from another country(legal residence here), spent a couple of weeks, came down to nigeria, spent a month, went back to the UK spent a few days before returning to that country. These events happened over 2 yrs ago
However my refusal is based on the premise that i never made that trip to nigeria. that i had instead spent the entire time in the uk before that return trip to that country. It claims that the Nigerian entry immigration stamp as such was fraudulently obtained.They have therefore denied me visa on this basis and seized my passport as a result.
It should be noted i had been granted Visa after those trips by the UK embassy but was applying for a renewal.

Any ideas what to do next would be very helpful.
apply for AN APPEAL or a JUDICIAL REVIEW that's all you can do BUT lets get things straight if you dont have a genuine case you might end up making things worse for yourself ..I honestly dont think you have one but hey, what do i KNOW

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