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Romance / Re: Ladies Do You Step In Or Let Him Handle It Himself? by uracocksucker: 9:14am On Nov 16, 2017
RichlyOBS:
Ladies if another woman is being rude to your boyfriend in front of you,do you step in as his girlfriend or let him handle it himself??

the reason why I am asking this,, a lady just insulted and embarrassed me inside the bus in front of my girlfriend and she saw everything that the lady was wrong but kept quiet without saying anything....

we got home and I asked her why she didn't face the woman as a girl to girl thing, as far she's my girlfriend, she should have stand for me... she said the fight was for me alone that she can't fight because of a boy who she's not yet married to.....

this is a lesson, am not going to support any girl am not yet married to in my life again....

She was probably embarrassed by you vocabulary, grammar, tense, and punctuation. You will do better if your stupidity is restricted to your bus trip and at home. Why parade it to social media??

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Crime / Re: Man Who Attempted To Beat A Thief Falls Inside Gutter (Pics, Video) by uracocksucker: 6:08pm On Aug 14, 2017
that's what happens to thieves that try to beat other thieves

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Family / Re: Man Dumps Police Wife After Hot Sex With Single Mother by uracocksucker: 4:39pm On Aug 10, 2017
is this man ok? he fathered 4 children already how could he have been denied sex ?
Celebrities / Re: Daddy Freeze Reacts To Report That Diezani Alison-Madueke Stole $90 Billion by uracocksucker: 5:53pm On Jul 27, 2017
Koolking:
I disagree with Freeze on this one.

It's very possible going by the level of corruption during the immediate past government. Fuel subsidy and Nigerian Oil/NNPC racketeer by the movers of the industry were drain pipes of the Nigerian economy.

There was so much unchecked corruption in the oil sector that even Sanusi Lamido had to challenge his master and that cost him his job.

Trillions of Dollars were unaccounted for. Is it not when monies are deposited into federal government account that you can account for?

Am sure offshore transactions accounts under taken by Diezani gave her out.

Also, it probably wasn't stolen in a year but rather through her tenure as Minister of petroleum resources
Crime / Re: Chinese Boss Cripples Ogun Worker With Kung Fu Kicks- The Punch by uracocksucker: 9:34am On Jun 16, 2017
If your reaction is Kung fu, your are a DAFT COCKSUCKING self-servicer ? This isn't a laughing matter its not phucking funny

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Politics / Re: Isiaka Adeleke Was To Distribute Grinding Machines, Motorcycles Before His Death by uracocksucker: 11:37am On Apr 25, 2017
Justuceleague2:
He was the greatest politician in Osun

abi olodo ni eleyi ni? BOLA IGE!!!
Romance / Re: Nigerian Man Arrested In Switzerland For Marrying 14 Women Out Of Deceit. Photos by uracocksucker: 11:51am On Apr 07, 2017
most of these dumb women probably agreed to marry him cause of money and tales of Switzerland......so truly, who deceived who ?
Career / Re: I Resigned After Receiving My Salary: Help, Am I In Trouble? by uracocksucker: 3:14pm On Mar 31, 2017
lmfao ..simple resolution to this is, Tell him you will continue in your previous role after Jamb ... by then, they would have employed someone else and will most likely not want you back since you quit without notice.

Even when you hate your tasks try to abnegate amicably.
Education / Re: UNIPORT's Best Student Of Pediatrics Receives Her N250 Prize Money After 2 Years by uracocksucker: 2:39pm On Mar 31, 2017
even by the # of replies, the obvious attention education gets is indicative of a decaying society both intellectually and morally.

This generation needs positive role models but all they have are corrupt fuckers, rappers, ppl with loose morals getting airtime 24/7. the yutes will assume these are the only options they have to succeed.

Positive role models have to step up and show that there are other dignified ways to succeed but when educational institutions are not only providing such,but also discouraging those willing where would we get these role models from?

KMFT!
Crime / Re: Female Accountant Runs With Employer’s N747,400 In Lagos by uracocksucker: 5:18pm On Mar 30, 2017
do you cockfuckers not know the difference between sales girl and accountant ?

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Politics / Re: I Graduated With Third Class And I Stand With Dino Melaye(pics) by uracocksucker: 3:07pm On Mar 28, 2017
Our Society

1st Class - Most go into Research, Continues studies end up a lecturer. Some will work for a blue-chip company

2nd Class Upper - Joins a company and begins work. If lucky, a blue-chip company

2nd Class Lower - starter-up, begins a business if lucky ends up with a very profitable company that employs 1st class and 2nd class upper grads

3rd Class - Not much prospect so goes into politics, unionism etc.


Like if true, comment if you have a differing opinion

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TV/Movies / Re: What Movie Moved You To Tears? by uracocksucker: 5:15pm On Mar 27, 2017
THE GOOD LIE cry cry cry cry

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Family / Re: 17.2% Of My Monthly Salary Goes To My Wife & Yet... by uracocksucker: 2:25pm On Mar 24, 2017
skypeme:
Dear reasonable people on Nairaland, please I need your advise

My wife whom I love so much and also loves me too is entitled to 17.2% of my monthly income, my salary is 175kpm and she take 17.2% of this amount, yet she feels very uncomfortable with it

I pay the bills, buy food stuff every month and take care of our little baby girl

My baby girl does not take any local food, she takes only fresogold, tea and pap, the cost of fresogold is very high and she can consume 4tins in a month

My wife isn't not working yet she is still schooling and I pay all her fees,

I've never complaint of my duty as the head of the family yet she still feels unsatisfied with the 17.2% I give to her

Her primary duty in the house is to take care of our baby and prepare my dinner every week days and both break fast and dinner during the weekend (breakfast is one word)

Recently I told her to take our baby to the hospital for treatment, our total bill was 11,500 naira but my wife suprisinly told me that the hospital bill is 22,700 naira which I immediately wired to her account

So I called the hospital to make inquiries about the exorbitant bill then I got to know that my wife inflated the hospital bill to 22,700 naira

I confronted her and she spoke to me very rudly I was not happy about this, I kept quite and didn't say anything about it again

I am thinking I should penalize her for her rude behaviour and the dishonesty she has melted on me

Will it be advisable not to pay her her monthly salary for two months ?

Will this correct her brain to default and what would possibly be the implication of doing this ?

She has not apologised and she has not seen anything wrong so far in what she has done

17.2% is 30,100 i somehow doubt you pay her exactly that much which suggests that you might be lying.

I have taken the liberty (since i am mightily bored) of highlighting your numerous mistakes.

Once the corrections have been made, kindly repost your complaint and i will proffer multiple solutions
Car Talk / Re: Now You Can Report VIO Sighting On Twitter by uracocksucker: 6:03pm On Mar 08, 2017
I don't get this.....Are you now allowed to use your phone while driving?
Religion / Re: Why Keyamo, Stephanie Otobo Are After Me — Apostle Suleiman by uracocksucker: 9:17am On Mar 07, 2017
Statistically over 50% of pastors (In America) have admitted to having extra marital affairs.

Having extra marital affairs (sinning) doesn't mean you going to Hell or that your calling is over. Repent and be saved

However do not continue to wallow in sin by perpetrating other sinful acts - learn from David

Nigerians be wise and smart no one is infallible, even pastors.

Most likely there are shades of truth from both parties - i am guessing the man slept with her and she blackmailed him both wrong, no one is right here so ppl taking sides need to wise up

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Religion / Re: I Didn’t Promise Stephanie Otobo Marriage – Apostle Suleman by uracocksucker: 4:48pm On Mar 06, 2017
Family / Re: Nigerians On Twitter Recount Worst Beating Parents Ever Gave Them by uracocksucker: 3:12pm On Jan 19, 2017
voicelez:
My parents were not the beating type, I can actually count how many times they beat me

ur mum just read this, wait till you get home... you will continue the hashtag on twitter by tomorrow.

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Business / Re: Help!!! He Has Refused To Return My Money by uracocksucker: 9:59am On Nov 29, 2016
1stolax:
[size=18pt]Nonsense!
So why are you displaying his contact [/size]
Op, you're ingrate grin grin grin
The dude tried for you, at least he's given you some of the money back and he promised to return the rest.
He told you that he was expecting 50k too when the money entered grin
No be the guy say make you mumu go send money to him account. undecided

You should be happy that he is even giving you attention,
Relax and give him some time cheesy

Here's another one ppl ..note the rasclat dumbfuck

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Politics / Re: Fayose Campaigns For Eyitayo Jegede In Ondo (Photos) by uracocksucker: 9:37am On Nov 25, 2016
SBG04:

I've passed through Ekiti severally, except you're being ironic, I have no idea what you're talking about. Since Fayose came to power in 2014, I can count with my fingers the number of fresh road projects his government has executed.

I dont travel that axis frequently but i did of late and the roads in Ekiti looked great especially the Ado-Ekiti to Akure road.

personal bias aside and based on opinions of Indigenes, Fayose has been immense. Nationally you hear alot about him but in his state, He is revered
Politics / Re: Fayose Campaigns For Eyitayo Jegede In Ondo (Photos) by uracocksucker: 6:26pm On Nov 24, 2016
melvinjames:
Osokomale is in town, every APC knee must bow to the greatest maverick to emerge from the South West.
I just love this man.

wish you could like 1 million times over...i just happened to drive through EKITI !!! my freaking goodness. I was in freaking shock.

i dont care for political alliance ( i frankly have none), FAYOSE has done well for his State ...well done son

Funny thing is, you dont have to be told where the Ekiti / Ondo boundary is YOU FEEL IT IN YOUR CAR.

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Politics / Re: Why Buhari Will Keep Dasuki In Detention- The Nation by uracocksucker: 9:57am On Oct 07, 2016
OrlandoOwoh:

I sense correlation problem in you. How does the fall in the value of the naira to the dollar amounts to the President being corrupt? Don't quote except you have some reasoning ability.

lmfao you are the one with comprehension issue bro. The guy even tried to better explain but you still not getting it ... the correlation alluded to is between a new PHONE and DOLLAR rates not corruption and dollar.

The frustration with corruption provokes a reaction to smashing the phone, but he cant smash the phone cause of dollar rates because phones are now more expensive. KAPISH?

Sometimes you just gotta hold your hands up and admit to missing the point

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Family / Re: Man Celebrates His Wife's Birthday With A Billboard In Lagos (photos) by uracocksucker: 10:50am On Sep 30, 2016
Motun03:
boring

Its fuc-king boring ..its not even news worthy. There is an electronic billboard at Durunmi in Abuja where u can do this for FREE!!!!

its not special, not unique, not news worthy, highly inconsequential and somehow its NEWS?? kmft
Politics / Re: Edo Governorship Election: Unofficial Results - Vanguard by uracocksucker: 5:29pm On Sep 28, 2016
#CHANGE THE CHANGE

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Politics / Re: Oyegun Loses To PDP In His Polling Unit In Edo Governorship Election by uracocksucker: 5:27pm On Sep 28, 2016
#CHANGETHECHANGE !!!!!!!! what a line this has to be the new slogan
TV/Movies / Re: Suits TV Series Fanpage (No Spoiler) by uracocksucker: 4:59pm On Sep 07, 2016
LIT UP!!!!1, super hot, sexy, powerful Jessica and lovely Redhead Donna

YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY ABOUT REDHEAD WHEN THE DRAPES MATCH THE RUG ?

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Career / Re: I Asked For My Promotion And I Got A Transfer by uracocksucker: 6:01pm On Aug 22, 2016
lmao!! do you plan to share your salary with advisors ?
Sports / Re: Mikel Obi Donates To Siasa, His Share Of Japanese Surgeon's Cash Gift by uracocksucker: 12:55pm On Aug 22, 2016
GreatHorizon:
This Olympic just opened people's eyes to who Mikel truely is.

A true leader, the NFF and sports ministry should bury their head in shame. sad

I AM FUCKING IMPRESSED TBH ....NOT JUST ON THE PITCH BUT OFF IT ASWELLL ... CHELSEA NO DESERVE THE GUY BUT THEN AGAIN HE WON SO MUCH WITH CHELSEA SO ALL IS WELL THAT ENDS WELL. A bloody convert i have become

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Celebrities / Re: Half-caste Lady Scams Bovi Of N5k. He Calls Her Out by uracocksucker: 3:18pm On Aug 03, 2016
you don't call people half-caste its freaking derogatory!!!!

Mixed-race is a better phrase #KMFT

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Politics / Re: Profile Of Olabiyi Durojaiye: NCC Chairman by uracocksucker: 2:08pm On Aug 03, 2016
Common!!!! 83. Buhari is definitely not 73. I bet he is 85

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Business / Re: CBN Blocks Money Transfers Into The Country From Most Operators by uracocksucker: 1:47pm On Aug 03, 2016
chyket:
I can't understand why a Country like Nigeria that needs all the foreign exchange that it can attract,in view of the slump in the price of its major export(crude oil),will wake up and take this kind of obsolete decision!!.Its really amazing and I hope it has nothing to do with Turkey's accusation that the coup plotters in their Country financed their operations with funds from Nigeria.

Jheez the only comment with a hint of understanding

WorldRemit uses local partners. They do nt meet the regulations of CBN and can be used by nefarious individuals.

Also these guys cook books and don't declare the exact volume of transactions they do for Tax and other reasons.

However they offer a better rate than western union and moneygram.

The biggest winner form all these is Ria.

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Business / Re: CBN Blocks Money Transfers Into The Country From Most Operators by uracocksucker: 1:37pm On Aug 03, 2016
danjumakolo:


Unfortunately these inward remittance in the very one that feeds the black market.The only way CBN can control these is to be the sole platform to collect these remittance such that she pays the beneficiaries at official rate.So

Guy WorldRemit credits in Naira you cant feed black market with Naira. Only transfers to a Dom account is available in foreign currencies. that hasn't been stopped.

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