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PoliticsRe: How EFCC Traced 1.3billion NSA Funds To Fayose's Account In Picture by uracocksucker: 2:20pm On Jun 24, 2016
MalcoImX:
Fayose is foolish. Ben Bruce and even the clueless one got more brains when it comes to covering their tracks.How can you steal such huge amount and be making trouble for everybody. Ben with all his 'commonsense' noise quickly issued a plea from his constituency (Twittersphere), that his problem with AMCON will be resolved amicably - possibly begging them to give a little time and scurried to look for way to pay back. GEJ too, when he saw it'd be over managed to strike a deal - and at least he's been afloat up to this moment. Even though I don't rhyme with these men, they know how to preserve themselves.
But look at Fayose, threatenening to bring down everybody with him. He'll further alienate himself and the accomplice in crime may gang up to bring him down.
ARE YOU GUYS THAT BLIND ??

The ONLY, i repeat ONLY opposition to the government and he is under attack. I dont care for Fayose but if you rid the political space of him there will be no credible opposition to the govt. Thats not phucking democracy you bloody dimwits.

Fact is they are all thieves ..THE BLOODY LOT OF THEM but more importantly is that without opposition in a supposed democracy it isnt democracy.
PoliticsRe: AMCON: Kunle Adegoke Mocks Ben Murray-Bruce For ‘Skinning Nigerians Alive’ by uracocksucker: 9:34am On Jun 24, 2016
2BB4CB3E:
Double standards
Not surprised I mean the dude has been painting himself as being learned, surprised he didn't clean his own backyard
Tired of this country anyway
You seem smart, read about how movie theaters make profit or some theater models. you have no clue how much it costs to show those movies still you talk about it like you knowledgeable or informed.

Nigerians are economically, politically and business inept yet they offer up contributions like they know fuckshit!.

I dont care for Ben Murray but if you making a case for or against do yourself the courtesy of being informed about what you say
PoliticsRe: Aisha Buhari's Impostor Passport In Jefferson bribery Scandal by uracocksucker: 4:05pm On Jun 21, 2016
Did't James Ibori have another namesake as well ?
CelebritiesRe: Adekunle Gold Album 'Art' Coronation By Ty Bello. (photos) by uracocksucker: 12:27pm On Jun 20, 2016
Snowprince306:
Na all this Jaga-Jaga wey e put for body naim be art so. Naija I dey hail oh una no dey fail oh even if una dey wail oh. #bye. sad
it is bloody awful
FoodRe: Prices Of Rice Crash In Kano by uracocksucker: 10:35am On Jun 20, 2016
13,800 to 12,500 is that the definition of a crash ?? Numpties
PoliticsRe: Photos Of Bauchi Large Stack Of Cash: The Money Is For Ramadan - Bauchi Govt by uracocksucker: 9:39am On Jun 17, 2016
"all and sundry" tin reference to actions wtf?? had to be a northern state. #epicfail
CelebritiesRe: Iyabo Ojo At MBGL Beauty Pageant In Lagos by uracocksucker: 11:52am On Jun 13, 2016
HSA
CrimeRe: Customs Officers Beat Lagos Magistrate For Impounding Vehicles by uracocksucker: 11:52am On Jun 13, 2016
satelliteDISH:
Are U a peacemaker or a trouble shooter?
You dumb c*nt, they both mean the same thing SMFH
Christianity EtcRe: See The Sacrifice Form RCCG Gave Members Asking For Houses, Cars, Lands & Money by uracocksucker: 5:14pm On Jun 06, 2016
which option is Widow's mite ?
NYSCRe: Abuja Corper Sleeping On A Bridge In Kubwa (Photos) by uracocksucker: 12:36pm On May 27, 2016
hakeem4:
Wow it's not fair huh

So who do we blame today ?
Him OBVIOUSLY!!!!! How clueless do you have to be to sleep at a bridge in Kubwa when the NYSC camp is in Kubwahuh Like WTF? Corpers live on camp all through their service year.


SOMEONE ADVISE HIM TO GO BACK TO NYSC CAMP OR REDEPLOY !! SMH
PoliticsRe: Oyo Advertises Sale Of Public Schools On Newspaper( Photo) by uracocksucker: 10:25am On May 27, 2016
VulgarVulvas:
How will this Bennett the poor masses when they can't afford to pay their wards school fees?

I thought the SW prides themselves in providing free education?

If anything this will keep the poor forever in the poor class.
You obviously went to a State school with that thoughtless ideology, weak grammar and poor punctuation.

What will keep the poor people poor is lack of quality education and trust me when i tell you that the education provided in State schools at the moment is no education at all.

Yes the State should supposedly provide subsidized education but that's not enshrined in constitution or backed by law, so if its not done properly it should be farmed out to private individuals or organizations.

No offence buddy, but as long as the PPP is well structured, monitored, regulated and delivered, this is exactly what will get the poor people out of their caste

I speak passionately about this cause I myself attended a State run school in Ibadan - Oyo State for 2 years to complete my secondary education in the 2000's. It was better then, now, ..........SNM.
PoliticsRe: FG Proposes N120 Per Litre, Labour Leaders Kick by uracocksucker: 10:56am On May 17, 2016
omenka:
This isn't right.

Let me bare an unbiased opinion about this since it appears the wailers are simply too dumb to engage on in any constructive and intelligent argument- all I've been hearing are insults and "apologise to Jonathan".

No Wailer has been able to ask one a very IMPORTANT question regarding one VERY OBVIOUS ANOMALY surrounding this whole "subsidy removal/deregulation" stuff, and that question is: if the government had earlier claimed that they subsidise petrol by about N17 per litre, then why on earth isn't fuel selling for approximately N103 per litre ( ie 86+17) as against N145 or the N120 allegedly being proposed now??

Wailers, make una try get small sense so una go fit put us, and perhaps, the government, on our toes. Throwing insults around and getting tens of likes wouldn't get you lot anywhere.


Government needs to tell us why it is 145 and not 103.
let me break it down real quick.

Subsidy has indeed been removed simple. Crude price has crashed ridiculously so the price you buy your raw has reduced ...your selling price should reduce too but that was being subsidized so less subsidy and all is bless

Now you buy fuel with forex(Dollars) and we all know Nigeria doesnt have Dollars. Note that all along, fuel importers have sourced dollar from CBN.

CBN has now shut-up shop to importers so they have to get dollars from black market.

CBN WAS ABOUT 200 BLACK MARKET WAS ABOUT 340
PUMP PRICE WAS 87 AND HAS BEEN PROPOSED TO 145.

so thats why it is 145
RomanceRe: 15 Guys Secret Every Lady Should Know by uracocksucker: 5:09pm On Apr 15, 2016
emitoz:
You tried man, but all the 'WE's don't apply to all guys.
exactly ..dude speak for your rasclat self
BusinessRe: I Received N740 Thousand Naira In My Bank Account Instead Of N370 Thousand Naira by uracocksucker: 12:41pm On Apr 12, 2016
blazetitov:
Be a good Nigerian. Leave the balance intact because the bank cannot move the money without your consent. Inform your Uncle about this.
dude pls ..they can remove it without your consent as long as the transaction was done twice fromyour local bank ...however because ur uncle credited ur account maybe via Ria, worldremit or some other funding platform the error could be from them as opposed to your bank in Nigeria.

Now it might take some time for that error to flag up, even better they might not be able to trace it directly if it was human error based on the huge volume of transactions they handle daily ( A months's gone by)

Now if I were you, which i am not, I might tell my uncle to check with the platform and flag that error DO NOT GO TO YOUR NAIJA BANK !!!! else, empty the wonga and hit me up for lakeside shopping
CelebritiesRe: Wizkid Stalks Tania Omotayo On IG As He Continues To Ignore New Babymama And Son by uracocksucker: 2:51pm On Apr 08, 2016
UIA04:
If Tania was my sister I will advice her not to go back to wizkid. Imagine a man that can insult a woman older than he is calling her stinky pu*sy publicly, I wonder what he would have said about his sex life with Tania behind her. Tania should move on like that his ex girlfriend she should marry a better person. She seems like a good girl, and the only sane thing in wizkids messed up life that's why, he is trying to get her back.
Love isn't everything.




@op Tania isnt Lola omotayo sister
Abeggi he doesnt think all pussy stink, just that one... but if stinky pussy gt that aunty all she got, i bet she would be president if her pussy didnt stink grin
BusinessRe: The Dollar Vs Naira, Can This Be Done? by uracocksucker: 5:29pm On Apr 07, 2016
lmfao was that a letter to Santa or some goober just having funhuh?
FashionRe: Vivian Nnnebedum Wins Car As She Emerges Most Beautiful Model In Imo by uracocksucker: 2:03pm On Apr 07, 2016
OM freakinggg G!!!! That is, and those are the most beautiful models in Imo ?
CelebritiesRe: Cynthia Morgan Forced To Use Taxis After Her Range Rover Was Stolen by uracocksucker: 3:43pm On Apr 06, 2016
you never had a car and decided a range would be your first WOWZA!!! you should be buying a range when you've already had atleast one car ..thats my opinion not sure it many's
CareerRe: Nigeria Police Force Salary Structure (screenshots) by uracocksucker: 11:54am On Apr 06, 2016
......this is net egunje and bribery allocations right ?
CelebritiesRe: Cars For Businessmen & Educationists: Peter Okoye Goes For Bizmen (See Photo) by uracocksucker: 6:17pm On Apr 05, 2016
career prospects in Nigeria :

1st class - Researcher /Lecturer / Academic
2nd class upper - Works for the business owner
2nd class lower - starts up a business
3rd class - Joins politicsy to occupy a political position of major interest governor upwards


SSCE/WAEC/NECO - Politics. lower political positions


No education - political foot soldier
RomanceRe: 10 Reasons Why I Don't Indulge In Indiscriminate Sex. by uracocksucker: 6:10pm On Apr 05, 2016
Nigga SHUT YOUR MOUTH in chipmunk's voice. as in " chip diddy chip " not the real chipmunk ....as in Cash Motto records get it ??



u probably didnt get it but i'm done
FamilyRe: 9-Year-Old Homeless Girl Feeds Feaces To Baby Of Lady That Rescued Her by uracocksucker: 2:40pm On Apr 05, 2016
STIIL WITH YOUR MOTHERhuhhuh

U MARRIED LATE, HAVING THE KID TOOK IVF, NOW SOME1 IS TRYING TO KILL YOUR CHILD AND YOU ARE DOING WHAT EXACTLY....? POSTING IT ON NAIRALAND?
PoliticsRe: Nigeria Loses 100kg Of Gold Daily To Illegal Miners – Fayemi by uracocksucker: 9:09am On Apr 05, 2016
ichidodo:
[color=#1980BC] Dunno what the fuss this all about....There isn't enough gold in the country to fill the stinking hold of a galleon.Fayemi can as well find gullibe zuckers to swallow this propaganda shyte.[/color]
Finally some freaking common sense .. 100kg a day ?? you must be smoking weed.
PoliticsRe: Why I Failed To Declare My Wife’s Assets -- Saraki by uracocksucker: 9:07am On Apr 05, 2016
they are shown but you can't show them ?? like wtf is journalism about in this country. The so called Emmanuel Maya of Premium times has to produce said documents.
PoliticsRe: Buhari Blames Economic Woes On Past Leaders by uracocksucker: 8:39am On Apr 05, 2016
Buhari is a clown but even more laughable are the dimwits and /or liars applauding him ....what a freaking joke
RomanceRe: Why I Will Never Marry A Man That Has Slept With Several Women. by uracocksucker: 6:55pm On Mar 31, 2016
how do these awful writeups get front page billing ??

A stud isnt a slut!!...cause you look attractive to multiple ppl dont mean you sleep with them all.

Go wash plate or something if you aint got shite to say
EducationRe: Samuel Olorunfemi-Adam Vs Kemi Obaditan: Lecturer Tells His Side Of The Story by uracocksucker: 2:51pm On Mar 31, 2016
according to an eye witness reports they both lying ...why did not contact eye witnesses ?
EducationRe: Samuel Olorunfemi-Adams, UniAbuja Lecturer, Accused Of Victimization (pics) by uracocksucker: 2:47pm On Mar 31, 2016
Stapler123:
For those of us who know and also witnessed this incident, we know that both the student and the lecturer were wrong. The lecturer was VERY wrong to have used belt on you, but you were wrong for (I) using your phone during ecams and trying to take pics of him (ii) you were wrong for 'jacking' his shirt around his neck (iii) you were wrong for threatening to deal with him if he stops you from taking the exam.

You play the victim in your narrative, but did not say that you have been caught for exam malpractice in the same school three times. You were suspended for one year after the incident with Mr Adams, you came back to school after one year and was caught in malpractice again by Prof Agari. You were expelled after that. You didn't say all these. You see its easy to try to get peoples sympathy by signing a petition but it really doesn't change the fact that the disciplinary committee has record of your misconducts in the school.

To say the least, the lecturer was wrong to have flogged you, but the fact that you have faced disciplinary committee more than once isn't a good record.
omg!!!!!!!! lmfao tell me more please......
EducationRe: National Board For Technical Education Signpost With Public Grammatical Blunder by uracocksucker: 7:58pm On Mar 29, 2016
The issue with our education system is not the "not so obvious " mistake, it is you the unassuming fool that purports Typoglycemia as an issue of education.

Ofcourse the sign post should not have such error but YOU!!!! picking up the issue as excuse to bash the educational system is the bleeping RETARD

look up Typoglycemia and rid yourself of your ignorance
Music/RadioRe: VIDEO: Wande Coal – Super Woman by uracocksucker: 4:12pm On Mar 22, 2016
chido20:
it doesn't matter he will still be getting dy ladies why u keep on hating
DUMBCLAT !!! its an opinion and a passing comment not everything is about hating mtchew
CareerRe: Should Ladies Be Granted Menstrual Leave? by uracocksucker: 2:08pm On Mar 22, 2016
Pineapp:
Considering the painful cramps that accompany menstruation,do you think it makes sense to ask or be granted leave?
not everyone gets cramps

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