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EyezofGod120:
Let settle this matter now
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rice is 32k now. Local rice oh. Sai baba

They should just shoot this man abeg.

Aditkd:
A friend of mine, the dad died of COVID-19 last week at a isolation site in the Eastern part of the country. It's real.

the Eastern part of the country is ambiguous. What is the rationale behind keeping Corona death secret. My father died February this year of stroke. We weren't announcing the cause of his death but everyone that was close knew about the cause. And by dying in an isolation centre you mean he was never admitted? even tho he was severely sick and there are very few cases in the east which means the hospitals are very free and almost vacant. Your story get k leg. They don't keep critically ill people in isolation wards.

newisd75:
u just killed it. d are a lot of questions for nigeria coronavirus, for e.g d election campaign going on in edo state, that should have resulted in d 2nd wave of d coronavirus. does it mean that d buhari fg see coronavirus as a scam?
it could b d fg are just after d coronavirus money. 4 d 21 people that died, i don't think ncdc tell their families that d die of coronavirus, if not their families will have let people know about it on d social media, ncdc just assume that d fever that kill them was coronavirus

there is no way the families won't know what killed there people. If they died of Corona virus, it means they were being treated for the virus before they died.

Naija police are petty thieves. Bastards arrested me for carrying rough curl(dread) hairstyle, saying I should provide documented proof that I am a celebrity or pay 50k. Barbarians.

ENGINEERG:
IN NIGERIA IT IS A LIE, BUT IN OTHER COUNTRIES ITS NOT A LIE..."ENIKANLOMO"

ANYWAY, CAN YOU EXPLAIN THE PEOPLE THAT IS COOKING UP YOUR SO CALL LIES SINCE 6 MONTHS AGO AND THE PURPOSE OF THEIR LIES...AND YOU TELL US WHERE THEY DO DAILY MEETING ON EVERY DAY LIES.

PLS EXPLAIN WITH EVIDENCE..,

when I say the figures are cooked up it means they are inaccurate figures. And I don't have a scientific evidence but merely looking at the trends, its obvious. And if you've forgotten there was a day NCDC discharged about 11k or so people, then the testing capacity was less than 3k. How's that possible? And we've heard the government say they are feeding school children with billions of naira daily in this lockdown. Maybe that's one of the purpose of the lies.

Journalist: Mr president, how do you plan to cushion the economic downturn effect due to covid on Nigerian citizens?
Buhari: "laughs hysterically", aaaah, that is very easy nah, we will lockdown everybody...
Journalist: (cuts in) but sir that will worsen the case, the people are already suffering and hungry unless you will provide palliatives...
Buhari: whaza palliatips?
Journalist: i mean food items, money so people can survive on that
Buhari: hahahaha, no we are not providing any palliatives hahaha
Journalist: so what's your plan, how do you expect...
Buhari: let me finish na you should allow me land first. We would lock everybody down, then we would increase VAT, then we would increase food prices, so they don't eat too much and get the korona virus,
Journalist: but Mr president...
Buhari: cuts in", I'm not finished, we would then increase electricity tariff, these youths are lazy all they do is watch bbnaija Kai.
Journalist:but they are jobless, even the graduates
Buhari: they should all go into farming, they should buy lands and start farming instead. And oh before I forget, we would also increase fuel price so they don't switch over to generator hahahaha
Journalist: sir but you promised us change
Buhari: yes na, i did, I'm still negotiating with China on a price to sell the country, when I sell it, I will use the money to build a large cattle ranch then I will give Nigerians the remaining CHANGE. That's what I promised. Hahaha

slayminder:
Good day nairalander


After leaving my previous school where I was studying Animal physiology, I was not interested in the course, so I left for another course.

Now I'm in another school studying another course (human kinetics and health education), but alot of pple has been discouraging me about the course, they usually refer to us as jumpologist.

Is there anyone who studied the course here, what are ur experience and did the course contribute to your life.

What is human kinetics all about? Anyway if you are studying the course to gain knowledge then no course is bad, but if you plan on using the certificate to get a job then you will need to know someone that knows someone or else it will be difficult.

PS I'm no expert

If you claim to be a sane man and you don't realize this figures are cooked up, you are a mumu how can plateu not record a single case today? Why is there no covid related death in kogi state? Has bill gates vaccinated all of them? The only positive cases they recorded was the one imposed on them by FG. Why do we hear of waec students that caught covid but never of people campaigning in Edo that caught covid? Could it because they purposely do not want to record any case from there but want as much cases as possible from students so that school will be declared unsafe for resumption? This 21 people that died today did the ncdc officials forbid there families from mourning them? And why don't they specify the states the deaths occurred just as they specify the states the contraction occured? What reasonable graph can be plotted with these figures?

alizma:
This is why I don't blame men who just want baby mama's or men who want more than one woman. Can you just imagine the nonsense all these girls are busy posting here?
So I need to cook for my friends in an occasion that comes once in a year, and my wife will blatantly tell me that she can't do the cooking for them abi, What happened to being polite on the stress associated with the cooking and profer solution by looking for someone to join her?

I'm shocked at the comments I read here. I'm not a Christian and hate church gatherings but I'm shocked that a man's wife would refuse to help with cooking for his friends occasionally. What's the point of marriage then?

CanadianNaija:
Oga, if you want to play host then pay for it.

Leave your wife alone if she doesn’t want that stress.
Hosting doesn’t just involve cooking, there’s the serving, market run, cleaning.

I don’t blame her for refusing especially since it’s not something that she wants to do or is interested in.

Don’t inconvenience her just because she is married to you, pay a caterer or explain to your people what you can provide. Maybe if this starts hurting your pocket you will rethink the need for the elaborate feeding you people carry out in the name of coming together to solve problem.

pls why do people get married? To breed kids? Honestly the comments I'm seeing from you and other people simply means a man and a woman just share the same house, nobody should inconvenience each other, what's the point in getting married anyway? No vex oh I just want to hear from you.
PS. I'm not saying the wife is obligated to do the cooking.

leokid866:
if you want to stay in your ignorance please stay in your ignorance and stop trying to rub it off on others.....p.s hope you are smart enough to realize not every immigrant is a citizen your been there just adds you to the population......when they tell you go to school you refuse see your life now....Google is still your friend regardless......please get some knowledge and stay blessed.....not accepting your ignorance is beginning to paint you a fool.....please stop.

you are a very big fool. You have digressed from the topic. When did I say all immigrants are citizens? I simply said unemployment rate of the US can't be compared to Nigeria you started typing rubbish from saying the US is 50m which is wrong. If you remove immigrants the population of US citizens is still more than 50m. The fact that you want to argue about the rate of unemployment in the US vs Nigeria no matter the circumstances already shows you are a mumu person and should never be taken seriously by anyone.

leokid866:
You must be living a dull life if you believe all American population of 300 million are actually americans...there's a difference between population...to actual citizens and those who enjoy its benefit...even in Nigeria self our 200 million are not all Nigerians.....ask yourself why the president, the son of a migrant to the us is working so hard to keep others from coming to the us.

you keep on showing how dumb you are. American population is not 300m but you compared it to 200m in Nigeria as if everybody living in Nigeria is a Nigerian. Look up the word population and know it includes both citizens and immigrants before coming online to embarrass yourself. A buhari supporter can never be anything but a zombie. You are a valid proof.

leokid866:
It remains you are confusing yourself when you are ready to come out the woods let me know.

you are the confused person, you don't even know the population of USA you say na 50 million? You should stop commenting you sound so ignorant.

MejiLoyon:
Less people like me I agree. Leaders and thinkers are uncommon.

But for the sake of your loved ones I'll explain. Just this once. If the woman is going through hell why not go report her husband?
Do you know what's actually going on in the house?
Do you know the origin?
A policeman stays in the house don't you think he should have done something?
Do you know how many kids people who report have made orphans? Do you know how many families have been destroyed by nosy neighbors? Something that could be settled overblown to a point of no return?
Lastly, which I know the chances are really slim down you know about sadomasochism?
Some couples can't make love if they don't fight and beat themselves. E full Yankee. The lady is the only one that can report. When she is not on house arrest.

With these few points of mine I hope you can kindly go fvck yourself.

with these foolish points. Oh sorry no point actually.

Obdk:
Shut up. Voodoo is practiced around the world not just Africa.. Superstitious ba? Go challenge ur Village people nA..

Na dis type go run to mountain of fire if he see anything strange in the house... Nonsense,,

Fake people,, oyibo wannabe

mumu.

[s][quote author=VeeVeeMyLuv post=93514688]These are the people that decided in a partnership agreement to disinvite Jesus from their marriage.

I still wonder inspite of all these beatings and toxic environment how did they manage to procreate 1,2,3,4,5 children? It is baffling[/quote [/s] so you mean Muslims, atheists never have a good marriage?

MejiLoyon:
"you tried google searches"
As in you need google to search for police?
Na under the sea you dey stay?


Meanwhile.... Minding your business is a full time job

You think someone should mind his business when a man is constantly abusing his wives and kids even beating them by this time of the night? We need less of people like you.

ehinmowo:
I was taking some startup course online. I realized that no matter your business idea, you will find someone to pitch to in Us. There are thousands of people looking for where to invest their money. Many of them don't work. Just investing, buying and selling companies etc.

In NIgeria, 90% of those who would ask you to pitch or send them your business idea, would steal it (this is not hearsay). Even big companies. I have one senior FRSC officer who is also passionate about business. He told me how he pitched an idea to one of the new generation banks in NIgeria. Few months later, he saw them implementing it, with few modifications. He went to pitch an idea to the presidency ( Name withheld), one of the ministries. In fact, he passed through the office of the Vice president, who directed him to the ministry. That didn't end well too.

Of course we all know that banks are sorry case in NIgeria when it comes to investment. In fact, they don't invest like other countries' banks. They only give loans 90% of people willing to go into business are youths without tangible assets. The condition for loan alone wouldn't even make you consider that option.

Lest I digress, back to my question. Are there investors in NIgeria investing in startups? If yes, how can one reach them?

you wouldn't expect angels in hell fire would u?

leokid866:
Look deeper and you shall see the growth....start from the ease of doing business and take a look at commercial operations.....and you will see growth where others without vision decide to throw shade.

the fact that you have to search for growth simply means there is none. Growth is portrayed by improved standard of living for the common man. Maybe we should use telescope to search for the growth.

leokid866:
Are you seriously comparing the unemployment rate of 50 million people to that of 200 million people?.....please go learn basic maths first then we can start introducing you to the world of economics.

You need to go and learn basic maths and also English so that you will know the difference between rate and amount. Its obvious you dont know anything so keep your unfruitful economics to yasef.

leokid866:
I know where you are going but also ask yourself what work Nigerians are also doing that they want to be collecting American minimum wage....that aside remember we still import a lot of our crude....which is about to change.
I know it must be hard for you to see and understand right now....but Nigeria is on a path to Grace......all these are small sacrifices that must be made along. Best put as a doctor would say before it gets better it's going to get worse.....but I promise you before the end of Buharis second term even you won't be able to argue with the results.

Nigerians work 8 to 6. In the US, they work for less hours, you must have sense in jesus name.

leokid866:
First you people shouted remove subsidy...
Now that they can't afford it anymore and are removing the cap small small they are now scam.....current pump price in the u.s is .6 cents per litter even if you use 360 that is still over 200 per litter....so what is it you want again?

mad man. What is minimum wage and the unemployment rate in the USA?

Truth63:
Nigerians always has a short memories,
Please let me remind you people that are shouting government is bad. During president Jonathan era, fuel were sold for 97 Naira, but every December, there was always scarcity of fuel. A lot of Nigerians suffered so much that instead of cerebrating Christmas with joy of the season, they celebrated in Agony. I remembered I drove from Lagos to Ibadan searching for fuel and I couldn't get fuel to buy and I had to driven back to Lagos because I needed to fill the GENERATOR in my office to work and as I was driving back from Ibadan, I saw a filling station selling fuel and l drove in and the attendant told me they sell only black market and 50000 Naira for 50 litre, I started begging him and THE guy just left me there stranded. The money I was to use in getting three 50 litres kegs, I used to buy one 50 litre. The attendant whose salary was NGN 25000 a month, ended up making about a million Naira in one or two weeks and started building houses all over the place. During President Jonathan Era, You see children around 10pm, waiting to buy fuel at the filling station just to put on their "i better pass my Neighbour" Generator to sleep and I used to pity them a lot because I couldn't IMAGINE allowing my own children to be at the filling station around that time. Coming back from work, I needed to also get 4 litres of fuel just to sleep because there is always no light at night, l would call my gate man Ali, please take 250 naira and buy me 5 litres and Ali will go and come back and say "Oga dey say 5 litres na 750 Naira". I would have to buy it because family needs to sleep. Nigerians here is The Truth, today so many companies are moving to GHANA instead of Nigeria, Why? Ghana asked our brothers to Give them 1 million dollar and all of you are blaming the government. In GHANA when I was there, Petrol was sold for 350 Nigerian naira when converted to Ghana cedi and I was also shock to see many Shell petrol filling Stations in Ghana. Let me also remind all of us that DUNLOP and most multinational companies are moving to GHANA and we never asked why?.
In Nigeria, people will order 1 dollar item from china and they will sell it for NGN25000 because they want to make high profit. If you don't want to pay for fuel, investors will not come to Nigeria and they will instead go to Ghana where they can make profit. They will also build their refineries in Ghana and they will continue to buy your crude oil. Every investor want to make money like you. Also, your sons and Daughters will be unable to get married and then you begin to go from pillar to post to pray and fast for marital breakthroughs because when they finish University, they are unable to get satisfying jobs.
Please look around you, how much is a 2 bed room flat today in Lagos? Those who say the government is bad, are actually your enemies. Please look around you, from oshodi to yaba to lagos to ibadan, some of your streets are have been fixed with interlock bricks. If we Nigerians do not want to endure and we are listening to people who, because the Government does not allow them have their free way to do whatever they want and they are using us by giving us the wrong information and we are acting based on that and then we have ourselves to blame.
Please look around. The youths want to migrate to Canada, USA, Australia etc and are facing some hardship they don't tell. Some of them cross the Sahara deserts to Europe and perish in the sea. If we don't want our sons and daughters to start thinking that till they move to these places they cannot succeed then we have ourselves to blame. If all of you want the type of president Jonathan's Government since that is what you are craving for, may God almighty grant your request.
However, when that is granted, please don't complain.Kindly endure.

I've never read such a lengthy rubbish. Since buhari and his devilish supporters like you took over, has anything got better except in the news. Power supply is still as bad as before if not worse and now we pay more, security is worse, never in my lifetime have my street had to employ vigilante till buhari took over, we pay heavily for security and the government still task us for service they are not providing. Has the unemployment situation gotten better in reality as regards to the common man? No, only in the news, where are the companies and factories that have been built? Even on the news the unemployment rate got worse. Increased vat even in the telecom sector causing them to increase tarrif. Transportation fare skyrocketed, food prices skyrocketed, borders closed, fine but what is the effect on common man? A bag of the local rice is now 32k. Don't you have conscience? Why hailing this government? During a pandemic that has further driven people into abject poverty, government provided zero Palliative Rather locked down businesses and increased the price of everything. How does that make sense in anyway? You must be a very heartless and wicked man to support this government. Since you say there are jobs better employ me oh.

Turn him down if u want, a man is responsible for his emotions

IkwerrePikin:
You don’t export spirit mr man

Till date africa Spiritual powers is still proven with so many practicals.

Your white man religion has it stop the above things you mentioned?

You have been brainwashed

African juju is as worthless as Christianity and any other religion. Different toilet same shit.

francisbiz:
"LET HE WITHOUT SIN CAST THE FIRST STONE "
You just sounded like the stupid and unintelligent African

and by quoting a portion from your slave manual you think you are anything close to being intelligent? Sorry for you.

Komu1048:
Hello u r too harsh, don’t be an Antichrist

that's what my mother calls me. It's actually a compliment.

donprinyo:
Buhari is working. Akpamu

of course that's why price of food has gone beyond the reach of the common man. He's working so tirelessly.

Offpoint:
Guy bekiafu... Treat, then castrate... What manner of wastage is that?

lol at least he should be given fair treatment

IkwerrePikin:
The colonial matters religion is substandard to the african religion. The african chief priest can control rain with spiritual powers but the colonial matters religion can not, though Africa needs to modernize it’s religion and stop the use of humans for sacrifice, it’s barbaric.

rubbish. If the African chief priest is any powerful as you claim, he would have done odieshi(bullet proof vests) and exported to isreali army, or he would have done juju that can make Chinese soldiers disappear in war front and export to China. African juju could not even save Africa from slavery neither did it help in the Biafra war.