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Christianity EtcRe: I Am No Longer A Theist by urheme: 2:11pm On Dec 30, 2016
otemanuduno:
Lol... Is this all you've got? Even Elikamah in his days did more than you have just done. You don't even know how to write scary URIMS sef. You and Goddys are just learners. See what Elikamah did in the Book of Motus 7: 10-15



So if Eusebius who brought your religion to life can attack me defiantly with a sword in my revelation, asking me to stop and I refused, who or what else can? You are just following. You didn't know how it's began. SMH for you cos you've just fetched yourself a history in the DOCTUFOS OF TRUTH in the ACTS I am going to add to it.
The word of God Does not return empty......i wrote...and God will manifest His power in your life.
Christianity EtcRe: Question On Tithes !!! Urgent !!! by urheme: 2:05pm On Dec 30, 2016
DogCynophile:
are you saying no tithe should be paidhuh
Luke 11 vs 42

Matthew 23 vs 23 paraphrase ....you omitted the weightier matters of the law......mercy, faith

Matthew 23 vs 25 Christ said what they did is extortion and Excess.

tithe is good because it helps the Body of Christ to meet up with its financial obligation....but it is not the ultimate in Christianity.....Pay if you have.... and if you don't have.. nothing do you.
Christianity EtcRe: I Am No Longer A Theist by urheme: 1:43pm On Dec 30, 2016
realmindz:
like it or not, the power of Jupiter shall smash u, and you will have evidence that the great God Jupiter exist
I take a Challenge grin
Christianity EtcRe: Question On Tithes !!! Urgent !!! by urheme: 1:41pm On Dec 30, 2016
DogCynophile:
lols, its not about being religious,... i just want to be properly guided... wink
use all what you have to serve God.....your life, money, energy and personal effect.

tithe will not take you to heaven
Christianity EtcRe: I Am No Longer A Theist by urheme: 1:36pm On Dec 30, 2016
otemanuduno:
For that stuff to work on anyone, it only takes the person to start reflecting on his past life emotionally, especially in the night. Then in the dream, your brain will fetch out something from the past for you and then POOF! YOU'RE BACK INTO YOUR FORMER RELIGION.

So Hopefullandlord can actually return to Christianity by following the steps below:
1. Consider what Urheme said to you.
2. Reflect on your past life in Christianity deeply.
3. Sleep emotionally
4. Then your brain will manufacture dreams for you in a very emotional way and you'll see John 3:16 or other Bible references.
5. This works the same way hymns work on people and will start making them shed tears for what they are not guilty of. You know, that kind of song that makes you lie against yourself like this; "I have killed thee, O my Lord. I have smitten thee on the cross. I reject thee and thy word, I never knew I was dross. Take me back now(2x) Lalalalalalalala cheesy
Tears cry
What a joker undecided undecided undecided undecided.

the Hand of God is coming for you too.....it will beat you out of your illusion.......your brain will not cope because they will be blank... and your fingers will not type again....because they will be frozen....you will not have a choice grin grin grin grin grin

what a joker embarassed
Christianity EtcRe: Question On Tithes !!! Urgent !!! by urheme: 1:30pm On Dec 30, 2016
DogCynophile:
u still havent explained which income... net or gross income..thanks for the scriptural reference
the letter killeth,..... now you begin to analyze what to give and what to hold back grin grin

you are too religious my friend.
Christianity EtcRe: Question On Tithes !!! Urgent !!! by urheme: 1:23pm On Dec 30, 2016
DogCynophile:
I have a question about paying tithes, do you pay 10% of your gross income or 10% of your net income...im confused ooooo, because the bible said 10% of your income(some claim increase). please answers are urgently needed, as sunday don near cheesy grin
God does not need your money......He need your service.....you cannot do any thing for God but for men... if your money cannot help man then you have failed God......tithe or no tithe....God will still open His door of financial blessing for you if He so wish.....use all your earnings to help humanity..... God gave you power to make wealth.....don't hold a dine back for your self sad
Christianity EtcRe: I Am No Longer A Theist by urheme: 1:05pm On Dec 30, 2016
hopefulLandlord:
lol

so you can scream atheist! atheist!! atheist!!! from first page till here then quickly cop out when told to prove it?

little wonder you swallow the Bible hook line and sinker after all you don't need any evidence to believe it too
Bible or no Bible.... when God is ready for you, power will hit you....you will have evidence for God soon... i mean soon. sad
Christianity EtcRe: I Am No Longer A Theist by urheme: 6:42pm On Dec 29, 2016
Goodday Everyone

Active Nairalanders, atleast those who frequent this section will know me by the anas09 and analice07 (my alternate) monikers.

My reputation as a devout theist, a christian to be precise, is privy to a large number of popular religion sect folks as I don't fail to come online everyday spreading the gospel of our beloved saviour Jesus christ who died on the cross and rose after three days across all threads, and brutually ridiculing depraved atheists with wayword lives and satanic agents for sport.


All my Nl years spanning almost 3years was dedicated to the service of yahweh because he is the king of kings, lord of lords, ancient of days... Words can't describe his mightiness and goodness. I was a priest of the most high until yesterday.... Dawn was just paving way for dusk to announce the departure of day.

Something stirred deeply in me. It was as though I was in a trance. A sharp ice-cold feeling of knowing inundated my being, holding me captive for a short time. Everything turned dark.

Gradually I opened my eyes, but I was dazed at first, but as my vision became clearer I was able to keep some balance.

Everything was all gone. What happened to me could best be described as a rude awakening. A violent jolt from the reverie of blind servitude to yahweh. But all that is in the lost pages of yesterday.

I'm now a free person, just like the atheists, who are not held by religious bonds.

I'm so happy!!! Beginning from today, I renounce my christian identity, i'm embracing atheism. And I hope for a better tomorrow.

No more paying tithes to greedy pastors.
No more living in fear of hell fire threats.
I can now eat shell-fish with impunity.
I can wear skirts made of different kinds of fabrics.
I can do anything I want to do as long as it's not harmful to anyone.

A big thanks to nairaland atheists. You all drew me to the light.
Words cannot express my heartfelt gratitude and how grateful I'm to you all. Thank you! Thank you!! I love you all!!!
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Christianity EtcRe: Seeing Demons, Angels, Fallen Angels, Spirits.. - Hsp's by urheme: 6:32pm On Dec 29, 2016
emekaRaj:
Started wen I was born, according to my dad, the day I was born birds flocked into our house, beautiful different species of birds most of them never seen in d area before or even the state, singing an making noise till evening. Growing up I always dream of things dats going going to happen an wen I tell my dad he won't believe me till they happen, sometimes I just say something dats going to happen an in the nxt 3 or five minutes it will happen, I remember wen I was like 12 I was in front watching some children playing an I told my uncle dat one of dis children is going to get serious injury an d boy's mum will come and beat his friends immediately after 3 minutes It happens, it's like a quick flash an d event will happen twice to me, my uncle was shocked an told me nt to tell anyone else. There's also one other time wen I was young my aunts friends came to give her Ankara for her wedding, wen I try to collect the cloth from her hand an my hand touch hers I just saw a quick vision dat d woman's husband beats her and she pack her tins, I just told my aunt dis marriage won't last a month, a week after the wedding d husband beats her an d woman left.

But wen i became me an adult i left God an started questioning religion. I started having attacks, I almost died. In fact I died An came back to life masha Allah....

I will continue 2mrw been quite busy.
following with keen interest smiley
Christianity EtcRe: Atheist Wati Be Una Own by urheme: 6:30pm On Dec 29, 2016
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Christianity EtcRe: Seeing Demons, Angels, Fallen Angels, Spirits.. - Hsp's by urheme: 3:59pm On Dec 28, 2016
Anas09:
Urheme, flying while asleep is not good
Bro Charles pls explain more to him
Ok, i will stop flying if i can grin grin grin grin
Christianity EtcRe: Seeing Demons, Angels, Fallen Angels, Spirits.. - Hsp's by urheme: 4:13pm On Dec 23, 2016
Anas09:
You want to do something about it?
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what can i possibly do about.... huh......i fly to conquer...God did it and not me.
Christianity EtcRe: Seeing Demons, Angels, Fallen Angels, Spirits.. - Hsp's by urheme: 3:46pm On Dec 22, 2016
Anas09:
Urheme, abeg u still dey fly?
i just said it....you read it
Christianity EtcRe: Seeing Demons, Angels, Fallen Angels, Spirits.. - Hsp's by urheme: 4:50pm On Dec 21, 2016
umehmj:
about demonic attacks, i have that on a regular. most recent one was in my dream. a huge scary creature like a Buffalo but bigger than an elephant charged @ me. one thing i have learnt with dealing with those is not to be afraid, so i stood in readiness, even though i was so tiny as regards our ratio. as it continued to charge towards me and seeing i didn't move, it's size began to shrink. surprisingly when it got to were i was it turned into my elder brother, apologizing to me that he was just playing. though i let it go i knew it wasn't my bro.


other times when they attack i will tell myself it's just a dream and then force myself up lol. sometimes when i very hot pursuit i just fly. I'm really awesome in flying in my sleep. though lately im beginning to get worried cos sometimes i just fly for flying sake -like say, i just wanna visit home. i would fly home, circle the compound and fly back. some people say it's associated with witchcraft, That's y it bothers me. i know im not a wizard but is this flying in sleep cool?
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awesome cheesy cheesy

I fly too even when i was an atheist...... i remember one of those long dreams... i changed to an eagle and took a very high flight grin grin


is good to see this thread.
Christianity EtcRe: Seeing Demons, Angels, Fallen Angels, Spirits.. - Hsp's by urheme: 4:17pm On Dec 21, 2016
CharlyG1:
Hello Guys,

Many of us here reading this topic didn't just stumble upon it by mistake.. I welcome U all to share your spiritual experiences about seeing demons, spirits, angels or fallen angels. This would be a gift if you see these 3 all and may or may not be if U just see demons only.
The purpose of this thread is to expose the hidden works of satan & to counter attack his deceits.

I remember growing up as a child, i started to see spirits at age 11. The first spirit i saw was dressed up in a white long robe, looked so white, stood still and didn't utter a word to me. I could have taken him to be a real angel, but something didn't seem right to me, I somehow knew he wasn't real. I wasn't scared, my younger brother who was with me couldn't even see the spirit. It just stood still staring straight at me for about 3mins.. This happened at night maybe around 10pm, in my compound.

The next day while I was going to school, I fell so sick i almost died.. I was so weak it was difficult to walk and eat. I had to be brought home by one of my teachers.. Even when I told my family my story no one seemed to care or believe. And that's the problem with HSP's.. They're usually ignored.

As God would have it, almost at the brink of death, then God touched my parents and dey listened.. They prayed for me that i wud neva see such again but ever since then it's been worse (in a good way).. I even began to see spirits that looked human, ugly demons, even saw a demon inside a girl.. I began to know witches via revelations, have scary dreams, know what would happen in few minutes, hear evil thoughts from a person.. The good thing about it all is that I later knew why I was seeing and experiencing all these and also I saw an Angel and Jesus Himself, told me things about this..

Pls lets share our experiences here, You could be helping someone without knowing it. It's difficult to tell people these things in childhood or even as we grow, but it's easier to say it here, Let's edify ourselves. God bless U all
So wonderful to see this thread... what an experience.....how do you use this gifts to help people now...and how do you control it.
Christianity EtcRe: Before You Criticise That Pastor by urheme: 4:12pm On Dec 21, 2016
ZKOSOSO:
Nice piece.......
..... but only applicable to genuine Pastors who are truly called into Ministry, not the crooks and possessed witchcraft masters parading the country as Prophets....

Today, it takes a well grounded christian to identify true pastors.

But God still remains the same.....giving everyone according to his works in Christ.
Christ was also criticized, there is nothing wrong with a healthy criticism... it may help them to mend their excess..... knowing some one is also watching apart from God.....

Christ drove some demons into a herd of swine and the all jumped in to the river and died.....the swines owner cannot be happy because it is a big loss....

Christ was not only criticized but was told to leave their land......spiritual matter na fire..
Christianity EtcRe: Was Joseph Married Before Mary? by urheme: 4:02pm On Dec 21, 2016
MrPresident1:
You don't understand? Then seek to understand. Joseph is the house of David huh huh huh huh, the house of perpetual rulership over Israel by God's eternal decree. Mary is Israel, huh huh huh huh huhor the people huh huh huh huh.

Jesus is the son of of David, his mother is Eve huh huh huh huh huh huh/Israel huh huh huh huh/Mary
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Christianity EtcRe: Yes, Christ Was Really Born On December 25 by urheme: 3:55pm On Dec 21, 2016
SalC:
I have been waiting for this thread! Now this is well detailed.
I would love to see the anti-25th dec Christmas fellows join this discussion, and counter it if possible.

I think we have so listened to those who are more interested in telling us that everything we do is wrong and forgot to do some research.

I may not have known all these but I must say this is more of a detailed research than anything I've read before now.


Bookmarked for further study.

Weldone Ubenedictus.
Wish the mods will place this on the homepage.
Seun, Obinoscopy, Ishilove, Mukina2
for what huh

if you can show me in the bible when Jesus actually threw parties for himself in the name of Birthday..... huh huh huh huh
Christianity EtcRe: Christmas Timeline Of The Biblical Account by urheme: 3:48pm On Dec 21, 2016
flamingREED:
The birth of Christ is not the same thing as Christmas, biko.

He had no disciples when he was born. So who laid down the precept?
All throughout His ministry and the ministry of the Apostles, it was not promulgated.
Cannot believers just be content with the guide of the Bible?

Christmas is not in my Bible.

Proverbs 30
6 ADD THOU NOT UNTO HIS WORDS, LEST HE REPROVE THEE, AND THOU BE FOUND A LIAR.
good observation.
Christianity EtcRe: Please, We Atheists Need Religious Translations! by urheme: 10:19am On Dec 16, 2016
JackBizzle:
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Urheme; don't worry your self.....soon there will plenty of work for you to do....the hand of God is coming up on you..to beat that unbelief out of your life and linage grin
it is for this same reason that i was arrested


Atheist translation; I have run out of ideas to argue against atheism, so let me threaten you with my imaginary skydaddy
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POWER!!!!!!!!!

oya...translate
Christianity EtcRe: Atheism, A Suitable Beliefs System by urheme: 10:16am On Dec 16, 2016
akintom:
In the context of my post....

Belief
Belief is the state of mind in which a person thinks something to be the case, with or without there being empirical evidence to prove that something is the case with factual certainty.

Another way of defining belief sees it as a mental representation of an attitude positively oriented towards the
likelihood of something being true.

System
The mental process via which belief is developed.

*As established in Behavioural Neuroscience.
is it a belief or a disbelief huh
Christianity EtcRe: Please, We Atheists Need Religious Translations! by urheme: 10:09am On Dec 16, 2016
jackbizzle,

don't worry your self.....soon there will plenty of work for you to do....the hand of God is coming up on you..to beat that unbelief out of your life and linage grin

it is for this same reason that i was arrested.
Christianity EtcRe: Please, We Atheists Need Religious Translations! by urheme: 10:03am On Dec 16, 2016
Niflheim:
@Jackbizzle,

I can't stop laughing!!! This is epic!!! Do not forget this one!!!


Humans and apes share a common ancestor........
Christian Translation: Gorillas had sex with orangutans, and the orangutans eventually gave birth to humans!!!
huh huh huh huh huh
CelebritiesRe: Omowunmi Akinnifesi's 30th Birthday Dinner In Pictures by urheme: 9:58am On Dec 16, 2016
deebrain:
The Lord looked at the term "happily single", He paused, Shook His head marvelling, and checked another news.
you are in the spirit my friend......" God knows there is no happily single lady on earth"....time shall tell.
Christianity EtcRe: A Fool Sayeth In His Heart "There Is No Santa Clause" by urheme: 8:41am On Dec 16, 2016
plaetton:
Exactly.
Christmas is for rice chopping.
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Sir plaetton...the power of God is coming for you.....you will use your intelligence for God.....this manifestation will not tarry.

i have spoken..and it will not return empty.....God does honour this kind of prophetic utterances.

better days ahead for you Sir.
Christianity EtcRe: A Fool Sayeth In His Heart "There Is No Santa Clause" by urheme: 8:36am On Dec 16, 2016
promise10:
Don't mind the dumb prophet of Santa Claus
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pardon me, i had to laugh........you are so funny grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
Christianity EtcRe: A Fool Sayeth In His Heart "There Is No Santa Clause" by urheme: 5:54pm On Dec 15, 2016
plaetton:
At this time of the year, Santa Clause waxes supreme.
He is the reason for the season!
in mickey mouse club house shye!!!!! huh

dey deceive your self and yet na u dey shop the Christmas rice pass
Christianity EtcRe: A Fool Sayeth In His Heart "There Is No Santa Clause" by urheme: 5:45pm On Dec 15, 2016
plaetton:
Yes, Only a truly daft materialist atheist would doubt or reject the existence of Santa Clause.
Look around you, see all the christmas decorations and the frenzied activities of December in preparation for Christmas, and then tell me there is no Santa Clause.

Millions of little children all over the world bear testimony to the existence of Saint Nicholas, aka Santa Clause, who , long before time began, designed and created Christmas, that all the little children who believe, may receive their presents very christmas eve.

According scriptures ( The book of children's Christmas Stories) , Santa Clause is omni-potent, Omni-science and Omni-present.
For, how else could he not only know the christmas wishes of all children, but also to deliver billions of presents to each child in one night?
Only a supernatural being could do all that, all from the infinite oneness of the North Pole.

This Omni Omni, self-begotten uncaused cause of the infinite North Pole, the Pagan patron God of Christmas eve and little children, returns every Christmas eve, true to his promises, to battle the atheists and naysayers and recapture the spirit of Christmas for the little children of the world.
how does the subject matter correspond with the write-up huh huh huh huh
Christianity EtcRe: What Is Wrong With Christian Women Wearing Trouser? by urheme: 10:20am On Dec 12, 2016
ScepticalPyrrho:
Only poverty-stricken, unexposed christians still thinks that trousers on a woman is a sin.

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the way women wear the trousers these days is just not it..... i feel like gathering all for burning... and the weavons and attachment on their head is just an abuse.... the fake nails and....lashes embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed there is so much filt from the women folks both in and out of church......a lot of women dress like prostitute....married and unmarried......it is sickening....

if you are a nigeria woman from ogun state...you know how your women dress there... emulate the good ones...

you sound as if ones you are rich...trousers should be your dress code. embarassed embarassed embarassed
Christianity EtcRe: An Atheist Encountered Powers In Dunamis; There Is God Ooooo by urheme(op): 5:06pm On Dec 08, 2016
One very good day, we were told the pastor's wife is coming to teach us.....i was so excited because she is a very beautiful woman with a powerful voice...in fact she is a lead vocalist in Dunamis int'l quire ...and she has her album cheesy......at least she go sing for us grin grin grin grin grin grin grin...excited oh

She came in very softly, sang very softly, taught very softly......then prayers started.....i thought it was very softly too when she said the people that bought new pulpit for the maturity class should come out so she can pray with them.......so ten of us came out....

That is how she touched anointing oil touching and praying for people.....then it got to my turn...Bang!!!!!!....don't know which part of my body she contacted but at the end when i got my self, the oil was on my forehead. grin


what i can vividly use to describe the impart,.......she punctured something in me and i drained from head to toe....i really felt every part of me licking....i was not my self...the strong hand that held me shows that i practically manifested.......i come dey fear this woman shocked
i was like ....i dey fear your husband ..na your own come bad pass....na waoh
Christianity EtcRe: An Atheist Encountered Powers In Dunamis; There Is God Ooooo by urheme(op): 4:47pm On Dec 08, 2016
Maturity class continue...

Everyday is drama.......power hitting people....people falling and breaking chairs....all sort of manifestation.....as at one stage i became a self employed usher catching people as well.. grin grin grin grin grin grin
na turn by turn
at the end of one of the classes, i told the class that we are owing the church chairs, because of the amount of damage done to chairs

everyday is fasting as we have being instructed......na so i do three days fasting embarassed......i started seeing black when i stand up....i must confess i was losing weight very fast.

so prayers started in the class.....revelation started rolling in......."somebody here is seeing black, a darkness" ... surprisingly i put up my hand.....oh it is you.....i said yes.

my coordinator started... you foul spirit...i take authority over you.....geeet out of her( with a screen)....the thing took off, i felt it leave immediately.....i can't explain it.

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