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poshdiva: I am sorry I might not be able to reply PMs' because I do not have access to the mail I used to register on Nairaland.

Any alternative means of...?

Ok.

lola.luv:
Does she sound like she's joking? If I were you and her requirements fit my profile, I'd send her a PM!
And see what comes out of it, hopefully the best....

Thanks

Guess you guys didn't sleep.

poshdiva: I am single although I don't know if nairaland has my kind of person

I need someone around 27 years. I don't date people younger than that because of immaturity. I noticed that this present generation of 27 year olds and above are very focused unlike the younger ones.

I need someone around that age, someone with a career, focused, who has no time for trivialities, funny, mature, firm (I don't need a baby). Other requirements would come later.

If you meet the above criteria. We can meet.

Are you serious?

jhydebaba: Madam, I'm single, can we nyansh

Jhydo, no try am.

Idowuogbo: Wow!
Tenk u....

Thank YOU for putting a smile on my face when I read your posts.

ikekings: Na lie... She dey maga urine...

Idowu is not a deceitful person...watch what you say about her.

Idowuogbo: Game on!

Seriously, I like your sense of humour. If this is what you really are when you are off that computer, you are an amazing lady.

I'm single and I like idowuogbo

Landcruiser: Thank God he is recovery. The Lord has healed him already

Oppa gbagaun style

mukina2: kos you see your life?

mike dean na only blow you sabi ur head like frying pan

Lmfao! All is well.

Chei this match wan give me heart attack...make i go chop my food, i dey come back.

Game on

omoredia: Sahara reporter terrorists and nairaland osewa idiot leave churches and christians alone! Or I will make u face the music!

Ghen ghen...

Babamide: We all expect nigeria to perform woefully in this AFCON. By the 3rd group match, we would turn mathematicians calculating how many goals Zambia must beat Burkina Faso for nigeria to qualify.

So true.

goodmike7: OKEY YOU ARE A FOOL TO WRITE THIS RUBBISH AND THINK EVERYTHING IN LIFE CAN BE JOKED WITH,I HATE IT WHEN PEOPLE TAKE GOD'S ISSUE LIKE ITS CHILD'S PLAY. CAN YOU WRITE ABOUT A USELESS,POWERLESS gods LIKE THIS? CAN YOU EVEN WRITE ABOUT MOHAMMED? CAN YOU WRITE A CHILDISH LETTER T YOUR FATHER WHO DID NOT GIVE YOU A SOUND AND ILL MORAL UN BRINGING?

WHEN ITS A JOKE ITS A JOKE,BUT WHEN YOU CROSS THE LINE WITH THE ALMIGHTY I AM FORCED TO REPEL BECAUSE THIS AINT FUNNY AND TO YOU ALL COMMENTING WHILE LAUGHING AT THIS POO MAY YOU ALL BE FORGIVEN SO IT DOES NOT COUNT AGAINST YOU ONE DAY.

Mate,God doesn't need voltrons to defend him. If Okey has sinned, leave the judgement to God. You need to start attending bible study again though.

RuuDie: I've been trying to write an ordinary examination timetabling program for months now. . . I must be the dumbest programmer ever on NL!

don't be too harsh on yourself, what language are you working with?

crystal9t: Suprised why games didn't make the list.... Game development involves a great deal of hardcore programming, logic with a high degree of artificial intelligence, modelling,2D/3D graphics and animations. Implementing these concepts in an application to capture the original idea of the game could be really frustrating and challenging....

Well said , AI on its own is one crazy field.

pak: @moderator , please let them be. Even the mighty Jesus said 'let the little children come unto me . . . . '

The reality is that few programming topics make the front page and for those who have a fascination for programming but don't know how to, that's always the first question on their lips.
I know you must have heard this a million times but you should always expect it when a prog topic makes the first page.

There are more kindlier ways to gently steer them to the right place rather than hiding posts and threats.

You only end up chasing people away from a field that has a dreadful reputation already and continue to perpetuate the impression that programmers are broody antisocials

God bless you.

Moderator, why did you hide my post? I didn't break any rule.

Not a bad game, just downloaded it. Back to work before i get fired.

manny4life: I'm glad I stumbled on this thread, I've been confused on which route to go

I wanted to go for an IT Cert course in Database and compliment it with programming, but the courses are just too much and overwhelming. I'm literally confused and haven't made up my mind, but having seen this thread, this will shed more light. Hopefully.

BTW, on my own, I started out with Visual Basic, because it complements well with Advanced Excel features, and some Access queries.

Why not dive straight into mysql?

johnwizey: i wish am ur dad,for me to feel ur bossom

badt guy

Nice thread javanian,I love female programmers,It's a pity I only know two. To the newbies, before asking what programming language you should learn, make a decision on what you will love to develop be it mobile apps, web apps, or desktop apps. Once that is done it will be easier to focus on a suitable language.

babyosisi: What fragile balls they are
Poor things

lmao @ fragile

babyosisi: Na so I see am
A Rochas boy all the way and then he crowns it with his daughter
That marriage must survive or the young man will lose big time
Must they all wear white like Rochas

You couldn't have said it better, his balls are in the hands of the Okorocha family.

Wow, dude has worked for only Rochas all his life.

deejay_harry1: Plz im new to nairaland..how do i comment on topics like dis?

This is the new craze on nairaland abi? The era of 1st to comment don dey go.

babyosisi: Let someone show us his picture na
Camera no fit capture his image?
Let us see Him and see what he looks like
I wanna know if he is fine like Rochas

Baby, I don't have an idea of what he looks like.