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redcliff:
While presssing his phone while driving....deyom English!!!

Lmao

Nihilist:
The OP is new to this and it's pretty obvious.

The chances of pulling a takeaway are usually not that great anyway. Main target should be kiss and phone number, anything else is a bonus.

Core naija man gets one dance and literally tries to kidnap the chic via the nearest Taxi.

He will soon learn that most night clubs have nice white chics, nice black chics, the fat chics, the mamas 27-35 range, and the grandmama mamas.

He will soon learn how work the categories and where the core naija man stands in relation to them.

He will soon understand why the core naija student and the Jamaican yardies are always competing for the same kind of women, and what category of women that is

ROTFLMAO! I just showed this post to the lads beside me and everybody is laughing their head off. Well said! Spot on! You're a legend!

Nihilist:


OP is probably a student with his Nigerian accent and maybe wore an office suit to the club.

And by 'helping their ministry', he probably meant plonking himself behind the girl and trying to grind up on her straight away...

Generally speaking, core Naija men just don't get UK clubs. They don't know how to dress, how to look cool, how to approach, how to speak,how to dance, or how to close...

You can always spot the core Naija man on the dance floor, looking like a perverted uncle.

OP you need to work in your game. My experience in Scotland is the complete opposite to yours...I found them girls veeery friendly up there.

Lmao! Very funny but you have a point.

OlowoB:
I will go straight to the point. I went out with my friend on saturday night(09/01/2016) in a club called Sugar Cube. Infact, anybody who has been to glasgow or stayed in glasgow for at least a year will definitely know this club. This is the club most naija artistes visit anytime they come to Glasgow, Uk.

We got into the club, bought drinks and told ourselves that we should chill till around 1am before we start dancing with the ladies. Immediately it was 1am, we started dancing with the gals, going to the different sections (actually two and 1 VIP) of the club trying to see if we will get any girl to take home. We danced with some white gals, some of them politely, with smile on their faces turned us down saying they are with their guys or they are just there to hang out and dance with their fellow white gal friends.

To the issue at hand, me and my friend still kept on, we insisted, we must see a gal to take home that night after paying £8 each to enter and buying drinks totalling almost £100. We moved ahead and saw two black gals and we decided to help their ministry, got close to them like we have done with other white gals in the club and guess what, they not only turned us down, they walked out of our fronts and hissed while going. I mean these were just average looking gals dancing close to each other, not holding any drinks and we decided to help their ministry. I mean why couldn't they turn us down politely like the other white gals have done? It took the Grace of God in my life and the Visa on my passport to prevent myself from pulling them back and slapping them. (yes i was that angry)

I have also noticed here in glasgow that most of these average looking black gals hardly talk to their fellow guys. Is it that they are looking for white guys cos of visa? but at least still talk politely to your fellow blacks.

Please i have seen many scenarios and heard many of such but this particular incident in the club made me know that most black girls (at least 85%) in glasgow,Edinburgh and other parts of Uk except England specifically London (due to huge black population) are just suffering from inferiority complex and they lack basic ability to reason well.

If you have any similar experience, please share. Some of those gals may be on nairaland.

cc: lalasticala, seun

Lmao! Funny experience, one has to be careful with black girls in Glasgow, Dundee, etc as a rule of thumb I try as much to ignore them, most of them have serious issues, that said Aberdeen girls are more friendly especially the beautiful black girls at Uni Aberdeen.

Btw you shouldn't try to 'ferry' lasses home from a club in the UK , many brothers are in jail for making that mistake.

ahaika23:
I beg your pardon! You have no single slight idea who I am so you really can't say if I'm actually at the bottom because from where I'm standing hehehehe, I see you way under brov

Wow! I checked my post again and I can't see anywhere your handle was mentioned. So tell me why are you using personal pronouns? Did my post strike a chord? Awwww I'm sorry darling, sorry it hurts. *In Falz's voice* Kizzez

Online political analysts aka paper Tigers sitting comfortably at the bottom of the food chain fighting for the guys at the top as if their destiny depends on it.

engrjacuzzi:
FIFA pro xi Gk- Manuel neuer(byn), Silva(PSG), Marcelo(Madrid), d.alves(barca), s.Ramos(Madrid), iniesta(barca), pogba(juventus), modric(Madrid), neymer(barca), ronaldo (Madrid), Messi(barca).

Why is Suarez missing from this list?

Dyt:
Dyt and son poses for a selfie

I love this. God bless your little man.

Afera3D:
Alright guys, I love this. I am a TEEP alumini, part of the inaugural winners last year.

I get happy seeing young people like me show interest in building businesses.

I will be here to guide all of you. You are free to ask any question you want, I will do my best to provide you with the answers.

I will not be available everytime because of the demands of business but whenever I come online, I will go through all the questions I have missed.

Last year I won the grant to build the leading 3D printing service provider in Africa to enable people access our 3D Printers through the internet. It has been an awesome experience. The mentorship and exposure took us to another level.

Let me stop here for now.

KC
www.afera3d.com
www.facebook.com/afera3d

Hi, was your company registered before you applied?

Ghandi12:
Single handed? There was an economy team she led comprising Soludo, El-Rufai, Ezekwesile and others. The team had the ex-President Obasanjo as as the "CEO". If you asked me I will say the President's global image and acceptance at that time was more instrumental to the regime success than NOI dexterity.

NOI single hand performance (was as a Prime minister under GEJ). The score-card is what we have been witnessing in Dasuki-gate, Anenih-gate, depleted reserve pre-handover, pwced-NNPC frauds, Diezaini-gate and others.

I was about to reply the person you quoted and I saw this, God bless you. Once in a while when you have time please show up here to 'school' the army of ignorant people acting like Harvard trained experts that have taken over this section. Once again, thank you and God bless.

EternalTruths:
You mean a minister Tinubu forced on Buhari only to get outsmarted by Buhari

Look at the link below and you will see that the minister is not in charge but a mere figurehead


https://www.nairaland.com/2848777/buharis-budget-consolidation-coruption-remi

This is a big lie, Tinubu wanted someone entirety different, in fact OBJ had his own person too but in the end it was Gov Amosun's (a close confidant of PMB) nominee that made it through. We have always demanded for fresh people in the system, she deserves a chance.

madjune:
These are so named estates that encourage you to be paying monthly rents that could afford you a home of your own in your village or a modest place in Lagos.

But you go Wan belong.

I dey stay for estate...I be big boy.

Funny but true.

Dele Momodu

thorpido:
@bolded,what they wanted to do was run away with a child without the consent of the mother.In developed countries,this is a big issue that attracts jail time.
It's more serious than any money she was receiving.

Seriously? You have valid proof that they were going to travel and never come back with the baby? This is not that kids first trip out of the country with her father, why is this trip different?

thorpido:
Na now Davido dey get sense.He suppose go meet am and dobale.
Mr Dele Momodu didn't have to go about it that way on social media but the way your family was treating the child's mother was bad.
You don't impregnate a lady and start treating her like a doormat.

Treated her like a doormat? She is being paid 300k monthly, 2 years rent in Lekki paid, 500k for Christmas, and trips abroad. They both have issues but this girl is living the life, the only reason why this happened was because she wasn't part of this trip.

This doesn't look like prophecy, this is guess work.

OKUCHI11:
please is this change or transfomation?

Transformational change!

The minister of interior already visited and the Governor has addressed the issue. That's enough!

NetBeans, NetBeans and NetBeans.

kamatofeelz:
Mr man stop all dis mumu go find work

That's the leader of Western Nigeria, Emperor Musiwa. Show some respect!

Demmocrats:
First of all i respect this lady a lot, her dress sense, her humility all says so much about the Lady.

Trust me when you get to know the type of person she is, you will even love her more.

louistearer:
I met a girl after my service year in 2013, but then she wasn't working, we met and started dating. Two months to our relationship she got a job and has being supporting me financially because am still yet to get a job. She rented an apartment for me and even furnished it, she pays all my bills including feeding and clothing me. But all she wants in return is to get married to me though we are age mates. Nairalanders if u were in my shoes wld u walk her down the aisle bcuz she has being supportive or wld u marry a girl that's ur age-mate

Marry that woman and make sure you invite us to the ceremony.

martyns303:
Am sure she didn't study in Nigeria. Please guys I have a question, I have a friend who studied law in the UK, she is intending to come work in a Nigerian firm according to her.

What I need to understand is, is the Law universal? I had thought each country has her law and cases which are particular to a her, how then can someone study law in another country and practice it in another.

Please no abuses, it's just an honest question that deserves an honest and simple answer.

She go do two years for Nigerian Law School, get called to the bar, pass through NYSC before she can work as a lawyer in naija.

braine:
Please where do these people hang out? I need to go out more and mingle with this type. Not the types we have here on NL.

Take me along when you are going.

divinehand2003:
What the hell is all these. PMB if you don't respond to these kind of crazy expenditure by the NASS, then we Will conclude that there was no iota of CHANGE after all.

Unfortunately, PMB doesn't have the power to do anything. This is what separation of powers leads to.

TonyeBarcanista:
We'll like to know the two civil servants that stood surety. They must explain how they acquired N200m each and also how they got landed properties in like sum.

I'm with you on this.

Affegott:
Smart guy. Too much traffic over there

Lmao. You're a smarter guy!

owumzy:
Liar!

Lie detecting machine, clap for yourself.

yns4real:
http://www.pmnewsnigeria.com/2015/12/12/clean-sweep-as-court-of-appeal-sacks-3-rivers-senators-12-house-of-reps-members/

Thanks