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CrimeRe: My Experience With A Potential Kidnapper At Computer Village Today. by Urine: 8:31pm On Feb 08, 2016
Criminals everywhere.
Nairaland GeneralRe: Huge Python Killed At Ijebu Ode, Ogun State -photos by Urine: 8:16pm On Feb 08, 2016
Na this kain thread lala dey like.
PoliticsRe: Man Who Was Beaten By Military Cadet On Channels TV (Photos) by Urine: 12:12pm On Feb 08, 2016
eagleeye2:
On a lighter note why is the guy putting on the same shirt and chinos trousers? Abi him want make Wetin happen for 2014 repeat itself.
Real Eagle Eye you are.
TV/MoviesRe: "76" Movie: Rita Dominic,Ramsey Nouah, Ibinabo Fiberesima, Chidi Mokeme Staring by Urine: 11:57am On Feb 08, 2016
Costume and make up is perfect.
ProgrammingRe: Setting Up Database For Huge Sites by Urine: 10:19am On Feb 08, 2016
Microservices!
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Lying About Educational Background In Job Interview by Urine: 10:10am On Feb 08, 2016
Terrybabanla:
Hello everyone,

I'm a professional freelance graphic artist with over 8years work experience. Please believe me when I say I'm a professional. I'm highly creative and clients always comends my job.

The issue is, I stopped at secondary school level, I wanted to further my education to the university level but my elder brother who was my sponsor then died in ghastly motor accident. I was devastated and I couldn't further my education so I settled for what I love most which is graphic. Fortunately for me I met a white guy in 2002 from Spain who thought me graphic. I struggled to pay this guy, I had to work in a hotel as dry cleaner (washing bedsheet with sperm) but God saw me through.

I worked as freelancer since 2011. I made a huge mistake in dec 2014 (used the same date for November and December calender) for a reputable company in Lagos. They wouldn't listen to my plead so I sold my landed property, my car and home appliances to reprint the whole 16,000 copies.

Now, I want to work as in-house graphic artist but they price me down due to my educational background, they don't even talk about my experience, imagine a company offered 80k. Meanwhile I have a friend whose experience isn't as wide as mine collecting 250k monthly. The issue is I can forge original certificate I'm very good at manipulation. But my conscience won't allow me.

What do you think I should do in this situation?
Manage the 80k for now and register for GCE. From there you can take it one step after the other.
PoliticsRe: 2015 Elections: Amaechi Spent $150m On APC Campaign – Wike by Urine: 9:33am On Feb 08, 2016
mrvitalis:
Hypocrisy is when u call odili ur mentor and call ameachi criminal
10000 likes
CelebritiesRe: Anna Banner And Emmanuel Ikubese Cover House Of Maliq Latest Issue by Urine: 11:52am On Feb 07, 2016
OgidiOlu3:
"Emmanuel Ikubese on being focus"? Faints cry
I thought I was the only one that noticed, you sha understand the message cos idea is need.
PoliticsRe: Omojuwa Vs Sen Ben Bruce In An Epic Trailer On Twitter by Urine: 10:56am On Feb 07, 2016
Aspireahead:
and where is the line drawn? most persons who criticize Bruce do it from the angle of his political affiliation. Let us remember that he represents the good people of Bayelsa and not the whole country...if all our representatives were as active, even on social media as him...i know how far we would have gone
I'm not saying people are not criticizing from a political angle, in fact that's my point, partisanship and patriotism are two different things and it's also a disservice to the Patriots that have paid the ultimate price. As for representing the Good people in Bayelsa, don't you think it will be nicer if half of this energy is put into fighting Oil companies to clear up the spillage that has destroyed the land? Ben Bruce is one of the elites that has been around the corridors of power since 99, he can't wake up now to say he's interested in defending the masses, was he in coma before?

True redemption of this country does not lie in the hand of any politician, APC/PDP, it lies in the hands of true Patriots, people that are ready to pay the Ultimate Price if it's necessary.
PoliticsRe: #istandbybuhari 9 Million Man March 2016 by Urine: 9:32am On Feb 07, 2016
oloriooko:
I saw a bill board along Airport road Abuja showing a 9 million man-march in March 2016 to stand by PMB in his governance #Istandbybuhari

My question is why would you require this desperate move if you are doing the right thing?

PMB is finding it extremely difficult to match his pre election promises with his post election governance

God bless Nigeria
God help PMB
PMB is a good man, but he's not perfect. This was the same level of sycophancy that turned GEJ into a failure, at the end of the day you will realise Nigeria's problem is more with the followers and not the leaders.
PoliticsRe: Omojuwa Vs Sen Ben Bruce In An Epic Trailer On Twitter by Urine: 9:13am On Feb 07, 2016
Aspireahead:
are you saying he should continue to be quiet?
Noooooo, I'm in support of speaking out but there should be clear lines between Patriots and Hypocrites.
PoliticsRe: Omojuwa Vs Sen Ben Bruce In An Epic Trailer On Twitter by Urine: 8:43am On Feb 07, 2016
Trailblazer1:
grin grin grin grin grin

What an epic response from the leader of Common Sense Revolution! tongue tongue tongue

Omojuwa just over-prized himself by thinking his attention matters to Bruce.

Bruce is not the type of politician that you can bamboozle with the media cos he's the KING OF THE MEDIA undecided

Omojuwa used to have Common Sense, but have now short-changed it for Aisha's rice grin

What a pity ! embarassed
I'm not a fan of Omojuwa, all the folks like him in PDP and APC are the same, the hustle is for their pocket, they are mercenaries. You and I know Ben Bruce has been in Government circles since the Obasanjo days, please why is he just starting the common sense revolution now? The joke is on you and I, these people don't give a damn, this is a fight for their pockets.
PoliticsRe: Congrats To Mother And Baby - For Berem. by Urine: 12:18pm On Feb 06, 2016
Beremx:
Osinachi is his name. Hope it's Igbotic enough?
Congrats, God bless Osinachi.
SportsRe: Lagos Marathon: List Of Prize Money To Be Given To Every Winner by Urine: 12:10pm On Feb 06, 2016
Dyt:
Fingers crossed
grin grin grin grin
SportsRe: Lagos Marathon: List Of Prize Money To Be Given To Every Winner by Urine: 12:03pm On Feb 06, 2016
Dyt:
You You You You still haven't updated abi angry angry angry
*Kneels down* Please forgive me, I will do that soon.
SportsRe: Lagos Marathon: List Of Prize Money To Be Given To Every Winner by Urine: 11:37am On Feb 06, 2016
Dyt:
I wonder if someone like me can even be 200th Why then do I need go undecided undecided
Lmao! Nothing is impossible, you have to believe.
PoliticsRe: Tinubu And Dokpesi Settle Libel Suit Out Of Court by Urine: 12:09pm On Feb 05, 2016
dustydee:
Good, even the Bible says:
"Settle matters quickly with your adversary who is taking you to court. Do it while you are still together on the way, or your adversary may hand you over to the judge, and the judge may hand you over to the officer, and you may be thrown into prison."
Matthew 5:25
ROFLMFAO
CrimeRe: BVN Exposes 23,306 ‘ghost Workers’ On Fed Govt Payroll by Urine: 12:04pm On Feb 05, 2016
otil1:
Sanusi was Jonathan's idea
Sanusi was appointed by Yar'adua.
CrimeRe: BVN Exposes 23,306 ‘ghost Workers’ On Fed Govt Payroll by Urine: 8:51am On Feb 05, 2016
BVN was Sanusi's idea.
ProgrammingRe: What Is So Exciting About Programming? Share Your Experience by Urine: 8:59am On Feb 04, 2016
The ability to debug, best felling ever!
CareerRe: Why I Refused To Confirm Four Trainees After Their Assessment Centre. by Urine: 8:24am On Feb 04, 2016
Marxxx:
lols...I will ensure I avoid such task next time. Seeing people staring at me trying to impress me makes me uncomfortable....lol...and then they are giving you this rehearsed look. I feel it's time wastage. I will prefer the Hr ends all recruitment processes at their end....As much as organisations believe in Team work, I find it uncomfortable.
You have to look at the bigger picture, this task was a test by the Senior Partner, when responsibilities are delegated it's a way of testing you, if you have dreams of making a partner, it's not something you can avoid. You finding team work uncomfortable is another problem you need to work on, no matter how smart you think you are, you can never be perfect, when you're in team, it's their job to cover up that weakness up for you.

Yorubas have a saying "owo kan o to gbe eru lori" meaning one hand can't be used to place a load on the head. Teamwork will always win!
CareerRe: Why I Refused To Confirm Four Trainees After Their Assessment Centre. by Urine: 10:05pm On Feb 03, 2016
Marxxx:
That is the basic problem. People don't comprehend. I am not a recruiter. I am not in Hr unit. I have not Interviewed anyone my whole life. Yes I didn't know what to ask them because they only called me few hours ago. I did what I did because I just wanted to see how they think under pressure. About me failing don't judge yet until the trainee I confirmed under performs. I hope she doesn't....
Calm down mate, I'm not a recruiter myself, I'm a Software Developer, that's what I was trained to do but one of the responsibilities of functioning at this level is that I must be involved in the recruitment of Junior Devs, same task your Senior Partner gave you. Unfortunately your actions are adequate enough to earn a rating, you have work to do Marxxx lad.
CareerRe: Why I Refused To Confirm Four Trainees After Their Assessment Centre. by Urine:
Marxxx:
I received a call from the Hr unit that they are sending 5 Trainees to me for confirmation. I was surprised because they didn't give me a prior notice. When I Queried the lady from the Hr unit she said the Senior Partner (HOD) contacted them that he will travelling to the UK that I can go ahead with the confirmation.

I was a bit nervous because I find it difficult relating with people, what do I ask them? Moreover I have too much on my hands already. I told Hr to give me an hour so that I can coordinate myself tongue....The truth is if you confirm a trainee and He/she under performs, it tells badly on your record. Here I am always striving to maintain a spotless record now this challenge doesn't look good.

Exactly an hour later Hr unit called again that they are on their way, I told her to take them to the conference room.....30mins later I joined them Lo and Behold I saw 5 well dressed gentlemen and ladies 3 guys and 2 ladies. I stared at them and they were looking back at me (which kind witch be this I said to myself) They thought I was testing them truth is I don't even know what to say or ask....."tell me your names I started".....after all the blah blah.....i went through their cv's it was good. 3 had first class. it was B.A trainee, I looked at their aptitude test performances read their essays great; yet I didn't know what further qstns to ask. So I wrote down a simple arithmetic on the board and I gave them 90s to solve. Only one got it right within the time frame (A lady!!!!; she bagged First class from Reading University UK). I thanked them for their interest in joining us. I sent my remarks to Hr and they were shocked. Hr Manager had to call me explaining that they have spent so such on the recruitment exercise and approving just one means they have to continue the exercise. I simply told him Mr ***a** you can confirm the rest.

This was the simple problem I wrote on the board.

€/€ - €/6 = €/12......what is the value of €?

So I am asking you, how good are you with basic reasoning?
Marxxx! You act and type like a top lad, unfortunately you're not one. I went through this entire thread with the lads on my team and we can't stop laughing. I love your honesty though, it made it easy to identify your weakness (the emboldened parts).
I have been recruiting very smart Software Devs for a while now, trust me, two junior devs on my team will carry this task out under 15 minutes. Wish you all the best but on this task you failed woefully, admitting that will only make you a better person.

Modified: I just read your other thread about your girlfriend and I now understand you better, I feel a bit of sympathy for you (I've been there), but you still need to deal with your weakness.
PoliticsRe: Ooni Ogunwusi Visits Tinubu In Lagos (PICS) by Urine: 3:31pm On Feb 03, 2016
Guk:
I appreciate the education. Thanks
You're welcome my brother.
PoliticsRe: Bad State Of Agbado,ogun State (photo) by Urine: 5:48pm On Feb 02, 2016
LilNetty:
Lols....wetting of the ground....huhPeople are Tayad of duin it.... if eventually u went the road now.. in the next 10min it will dry off.... Am not against APC... I voted for him but I think a year is enuf to start something Good..... Am Tayad of buying nose cover.... Motorist and commuters no longer ply this road like before... they now use the streets
LOL @ nose cover, I feel your pain but you will also agree with me that this is the first Governor that has done something tangible to the area in years, I'm sure once the guys at Ijoko are done, they will move down to Agbado. This is an area that no single project was carried out during 8 years of Daniel.
PoliticsRe: Bad State Of Agbado,ogun State (photo) by Urine: 5:40pm On Feb 02, 2016
LilNetty:
pictures of the abandoned fly over bridge that was built before his campaign... since he won we have not seen any changes
HI, I don't think you're being fair here, this project is not abandoned, as we speak there's heavy construction work going on in Ijoko, it will get to Agbado soon, I know it can be a bit frustrating cos I go to Ijoko quite often and I know the drill but don't say the project has been abandoned.
PoliticsRe: Saraki Commissions Remodelled Senate Press Centre In Abuja (photos) by Urine: 5:21pm On Feb 02, 2016
MrMcJay:
@ bolded, Otueke English. grin grin
Remolded ko, redusted ni. Go school, you no kuku gree.

The OP is guilty of grammatical terrorism and the MOD that pushed this to the Frontpage is guilty of grammatical genocide.
Lmao
CelebritiesRe: Olamide Meets President Buhari (photos) by Urine: 5:13pm On Feb 02, 2016
stanbuggy:
Dry jooor embarassed
Ok
PoliticsRe: Tambuwal Grants Scholarship To Car-Designer, Aliyu, From Sokoto (Photos) by Urine: 5:10pm On Feb 02, 2016
Kalvan:
Makes absolutely no sense. The kid's car models don't move or work! He's no better than a sculptor/toymaker.Why does Africa always celebrate mediocrity?!
If you read this report very well you will notice the scholarship is for him to study automotive design, read about automotive design and you will realise who the mediocre here is.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Automotive_design
CelebritiesRe: Moyo Lawal: How Armed Robbers Stripped Me Unclad by Urine: 5:02pm On Feb 02, 2016
grin
CelebritiesRe: Olamide Meets President Buhari (photos) by Urine: 4:57pm On Feb 02, 2016
Buhari : Oh! So you're eyan Mayweather?

Olamide : No Sir, I be eyan Samuel Peters.
PoliticsRe: Ooni Ogunwusi Visits Tinubu In Lagos (PICS) by Urine: 2:20pm On Feb 02, 2016
Guk:
Awolowo and the late Ooni Sijuwade were 2 parallel line......they were never in the same camp. Late Ooni's political leanings were Pro NPN; Pro Babangida; Pro NRC and Pro PDP
This was Ooni Sijuade's last interview before he joined his ancestors, please read it, once you are done, mention me if you think you know more about this issue.

http://www.pmnewsnigeria.com/2015/07/30/oba-okunade-sijuades-last-interview-how-awolowo-persuaded-me-to-be-ooni/

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