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FamilyRe: Danish Woman Adopts 'Witchcraft' Boy And Gives Him A New Name (Photo) by Urine: 2:12pm On Feb 23, 2016
MoneyGreen:
Abeg who know this woman? I be witch, make she come adopt me oh.. na we dey cause accident for third mainland bridge and ibadan expressway.. huh
Lmao, you be 419 witch.
PoliticsRe: Heavy Gunshot In Bori, Rivers State by Urine: 11:55am On Feb 23, 2016
TonyeBarcanista:
Very good... This man brought cultism into Khana and Ogoniland during Odili days.
Even if you are right, so your perfect logic is that two wrongs make a right? Too bad!
CelebritiesRe: Wizkid Blasts Linda Ikeji: Almost 40, Lonely And Bitter by Urine:
Ishilove:
Time and chance happeneth to him. The little prick and his wishy washy lyrics is Nigeria's prince. Shows our dismal taste in music
Music is an art, there's nothing like good or bad art, our preferences differ but it doesn't make the type of music we don't like bad.
CultureRe: Ooni Adeyeye-Ogunwusi Remarries As Marriage Crashes - SDK (Photo) by Urine: 3:51pm On Feb 22, 2016
dunkem21:
I know a lot about this story but common sense demands that I keep lipsrsealed
Same here
PoliticsRe: Sheriff’s Chairmanship: PDP Faces Mass Defection by Urine: 5:54pm On Feb 21, 2016
macino1:
PDP and APC are all the same. The earlier the masses realizes this and work together to fight this political thieves whose ONLY interest is their selves, the better Nigeria will be for us all.
Unfortunately, they won't.
BusinessRe: Zenith Bank Charged Me This For A 5Dollar Transaction *pix Attached**** by Urine: 3:42pm On Feb 21, 2016
juwoonn:
What do u mean?

I withdrew $100 with my us bank mastercard and got N186 per $ equivalent on skybank ATM and I was furious..so I decided to use my skybank ATM to make a payment via paypal to confirm if they sell at the same rate..guess what the bank sold to me @N290 per dollar the same day.

That's exploitation. The difference btw buy and sell should not exceed N10.
Now this is the issue!
BusinessRe: Zenith Bank Charged Me This For A 5Dollar Transaction *pix Attached**** by Urine: 3:36pm On Feb 21, 2016
obailala:
Who dey deplete our reserves?... it is you and I who prefer to buy 'made in UK' handkerchief with $5 instead of the one made in Aba for N50.

The nation is presently suffering from what is termed a 'negative balance of trade'. Before now, let's assume the total amount of forex leaving Nigeria per month was $10billion (this amount includes money spent importing fuel, food, clothes, foreign school and medical fees, you $5 handkerchief etc), this forex outflow of $10bn is balanced by a forex inflow of $10bn or more mainly from oil sales. Today the proceeds from oil sales has fallen by 70%, but our taste for foreign goods has obviously not changed. So today we are getting inflow of only $3bn but still spending $10bn. This is the negative balance of trade which is reducing the reserves.

To manage this crisis and prevent reserves from reaching zero, cbn has totally stopped releasing forex to banks and BDCs which help people like yourself who want to buy a mere handkerchief; except you can prove that you want to purchase an essential commodity like import fuel or rice etc, the cbn will not release its scarce forex to you. So the forex which your bank sold to you for N350 was not gotten from cbn, it was from the blackmarket. The blackmarket guys get their forex from diverse sources (including raw cash from people who return from diaspora). The scarcity of forex in the open market is the reason why it sells for up to N350 or N400.

Cc: olamonsor2
What you have done here is to use secondary school economics to debunk all the Harvard level trash that the media has been feeding us with. I owe you a bottle of your favorite drink.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: How Much Does An Entry Level Graduate(teller) At UNITY Bank Earn? by Urine: 3:27pm On Feb 21, 2016
tmcleo2k2:
You right Urine(?). Was on 123k (PIP excluded grin) as at 07/08 in PHB. Oceanic was hitting almost 200k...then the great tsunami shocked
The days Oceanic guys were like mini gods. grin
Jobs/VacanciesRe: How Much Does An Entry Level Graduate(teller) At UNITY Bank Earn? by Urine: 12:42pm On Feb 21, 2016
Icon4s:
What disaster has befallen Nigerian youths. That was d range of salaries for entry level in d banks when i was a banker abt 10yrs ago. Then we were still complaining which lead some of to d Oil and Gas industry. 60K of as at 2006 should be valued at like 200K plus now.

What can some1 do with a 60k/month salary these days?
I don't agree with you, got into banking 06/07 and my starting salary was double of the figure you gave, most of my mates at Oceanic and Stanbic were even earning more than me. Salaries dropped immediately Sanusi started his tsunami.
RomanceRe: My Conversation With A Girl I Met by Urine: 11:25pm On Feb 20, 2016
Lotana Emmanuel Nathaniel Tochukwu (LENT)
CelebritiesRe: You Won't Believe This Is Olajumoke On The Runway (Photo) by Urine: 10:59pm On Feb 20, 2016
Ishilove:
After two kids it is to be expected

Besides, the shape of a woman's breast determines how firm it will be. Pawpaw and mango shaped breasts will fall quickly, unlike orange shaped bosoms which remain perky for a long time. I know someone whose breasts were still firm after 6 kids because of the shape of her bosoms (orange)

My roomie in the uni doesn't know what it feels like to have firm bosoms because according to her, the boobs grew out and pointed straight down (pawpaw)
ROFLMFAO
CrimeRe: Nigerian Prostitute Found Dead In Scotland, While On A 2-Day Sex Tour (Pics) by Urine: 11:27pm On Feb 17, 2016
I hope all her friends will change from their wayward ways too, wish I could write out their names one after the other. Yeye women
PoliticsRe: Why Does Zahra Buhari Have A British & Nigerian Passport? by Urine: 11:02am On Feb 16, 2016
This article is based on a big lie, watched the media chat, what Buhari said was that Kanu had two passports but entered into the country without any passport. NL is fast becoming a hub of false reports.
PoliticsRe: Soldiers Teach Local Boys in the North-East (Photos) by Urine: 4:14pm On Feb 15, 2016
Ecoterrorism:
If at this age these boys can't identifiy the alphabets before they were taught then there is a big problem in the north.


What has the elites in northern Nigeria been doing with the wealth they embezzled from Niger delta



Last week the governor of Kano built a monumemental mosque in Jigawa whereas Jigawa don't have a school to rival that mosque in structure.



SMH for this northerners
You have no idea of what an oligarchy entails, that's why you're surprised.
SportsRe: Vincent Enyeama Undergoes Recovery In His House by Urine: 12:54pm On Feb 15, 2016
vicky85:
Dear Vincent, please, where u placed your Laptop is not proper, cos, its generate hit and this hit can damage your Penis....the sperm and even the hormone system...please get a board and place it on ur balls before the laptop. cheers...
The 'hit' is a serious issue.
PoliticsRe: Al -shabaab Trains Boko Haram - Somalia's President by Urine: 8:24am On Feb 15, 2016
donbrowser:
This man is just trying to make us feel Somalia is the heartbeat of Africa when a fellow president said "If Nigeria sneeze, the whole of africa will shake". The crisis in Somalia can never and will never be linked with Boko Haram.
Mr President, are you telling us we need to come over there and stop the crisis in Somalia before we can enjoy peace from Boko Haram? I am sure you just smoked dried pawpaw leaf.
Hahahaha Hahahaha! You have no idea, go to Twitter, try sniff out prominent Jihadist accounts from Somalia, take your time to read their opinion about not only Nigeria but the West African region.
PoliticsRe: Gani Adams Collected N10.6b From Jonathan; EFCC Should Probe Him - OPC Leaders by Urine: 8:14am On Feb 15, 2016
sarutobie:
The way figures are being thrown around in this country. So he gave Adams half of the money purportedly siphoned by the entire NNPC organization? Really? There's an epidemic brain drain going on in this country I swear it!
My brother, it sounds like a joke but trust me it's the truth. (though the figure quoted is not the exact figure) If I just read about it, I won't believe it too. A lot happened in the last elections.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: I Have Finally Gotten A Better And Permanent Job by Urine: 12:03am On Feb 13, 2016
macklef:
The mods that hid that adren post deserves an award. Such callous n stupid statement.
Didnt u read of the MSC that was collecting bout 30k? Or amukita that Got
Admin job as a toilet wash. Lol. (no pun intended)
U see someone thats collecting bout 70k now ur saying trash. Smh
I totally agree with you, the guy's comment wasn't on point BUT his comment shouldn't have been hidden because he didn't break any rule. Everyone is entitled to their opinion, shame to the Mod responsible for this.
PoliticsRe: #PDPHouseOfHunger Trends On Twitter (See Screenshots) by Urine: 7:36pm On Feb 11, 2016
harmless011:
All this APC and PDP twitter warriors are just clowns, politicians are playing ludo with their destinies while they are busy fighting on social media.
God bless you for this.
CelebritiesRe: Patoranking Pictured With Oba Tijani Adetunji. by Urine: 3:50pm On Feb 11, 2016
Obas are fast turning to celebrities.
Nairaland GeneralRe: Tiger-nut Seller In Suit At Abuja Market (Photo) by Urine: 3:30pm On Feb 11, 2016
TonyeBarcanista:
I have Jesus already
Hehehehehe, hallelujah!
Nairaland GeneralRe: Tiger-nut Seller In Suit At Abuja Market (Photo) by Urine: 3:22pm On Feb 11, 2016
TonyeBarcanista:
Checkck out the chest of the other lady on blue jean grin
Lmao! You need Jesus.
Music/RadioRe: Watch Official VIDEO: 9ice – Sugar by Urine: 10:40am On Feb 11, 2016
Adigun alapomeji, Baba Zion.
PoliticsRe: DSS Foils Attempt To Hack, Steal N4.5b From TSA by Urine: 9:27am On Feb 10, 2016
Nicur:
like you said so many fake news flying around, but believe me this is my field, so many things don't add up in this news, it's too shallow, I don't know if you have the information I have, cos if u do, you will just laugh at this, it's amazing and horrifying at how people believe things!!
Actually, it's my field too that's why I think it's solid information, if these suspects were mentioned and no insider was involved then I will be worried but according to the DSS, the Chief Program Analyst in the office of the Auditor General is involved. Names were also mentioned, and this hack wasn't 100% remote, so there's a good chance this story is true.
PoliticsRe: Okowa Budgets N25Billion To Maintain State House by Urine: 8:31am On Feb 10, 2016
Tycoflu:
Allocation of outrageous amount for maintenance of State government is a normal trend since 1999 in all the 36 states of the federation. Many will shed tears if states and NA release a copy of their budget. Even fayose that is crying foul is not left out. All naija politicians are same whether PDP or APC. This is a wake up call for all to also scrutinize the states as we are already doing to the FG.
This is the only way forward.
PoliticsRe: DSS Foils Attempt To Hack, Steal N4.5b From TSA by Urine:
rexel99:
4.5bn. When will these lies end. Name the pole, and stop making every Nigerian look like a criminal.
Pidggin:
I smell lies
frisky2good:
BIG LIE! No criminal with the knowledge to commit that crime will be stupid enough not to know it is impossible to cashout that huge amount.
loomer:
Make una shut up jare, una foil attempts to steal from TSA, yet we no go see any thief. Yeye people always singing their own praise songs
Nicur:
if u believe this you are a BRAINLESS ZOMBIE!!!
ZUBY77:
That's why we should be worried about the kind of lies this incompetent rogues feed us.
Is the TSA guarded by DSS?
efilefun:
The main issue here are the lazy media dudes who turn everything into news/ come up with some silly story just to sell their papers
"The gang was led by one Sunny OKOH, a hacker who worked in
collaboration with the trio of Uwem Udo EKPO, a Chief Program Analyst
in the OAGF, Maxwell EKENE, a retired security operative and Dozie
EGWU, based in Malaysia and who is now at large. The suspected
fraudsters intended to use a software they had sourced and codes
released to them by EKPO to hack Government accounts in the Central
Bank of Nigeria (CBN) and defraud the Government of this huge sum."
TimeManager:
Get more education & find out why they are called "detectives". Further confirm how & why hackers, fraudsters & Dss crosses path.
The truth has spoken!

cc; zuby77, efilefun.
I feel the sentiments of all the guys I quoted because there's so much false news everywhere that you don't know which one to believe. That said, this story is solid and if you have an idea of how dangerous technology can be, you won't doubt it.
HealthRe: Lagos Cardiac Renal Facilities Pack Up(pic) by Urine: 5:32pm On Feb 09, 2016
Abidex35:
what more d u expect when people who are in charge got there by 'connection' and not because they have a track record of d capability.....


Nigeria: a Corruption riddled society where every one gets involved in a project not because of its relevance to d society but because of what they will 'chop' from it
Nothing but the truth.
PoliticsRe: #ekitigate: Fayose Can Be Prosecuted If Indicted, Says Falana by Urine: 11:54pm On Feb 08, 2016
Bigchief46:
I can't believe that Falana of all people says that any Governor at all including Fayose can be prosecuted while still in office and protected by the Constitutional immunity clause. Anyway, he did not refer to any Section of the Constitution or other law or any Judicial precedent where such a thing has ever happened. It is astonishing what partisanship can do to an otherwise brilliant Lawyer. Or maybe it is arrogance which leads him to think he can just open his mouth, say whatever catches his fancy and bamboozle the public. Smh
You obviously didn't read the article, he cited three cases to back up his argument and quoted a section of the Constitution.
PoliticsRe: No Borno LGA Is Under Boko Haram Control – Shettima by Urine: 11:45pm On Feb 08, 2016
ademega:
one funny thing that will happen on this thread is this :
wailers will doubt and condemn the gov saying he is lying while they take seriously serious the guess talk of the senator as if they are the PAs to the bokoharam controlling those local government.

while we the zombies will talk vise versa
to be honest
these past and present government had done something unimaginable to our brains whalahi!
You are a legend! Your last statement is something most people don't know, in fact Festus Iyayi is the only writer that wrote extensively about this issue. It's called mental hunger, it has destroyed this country.
CelebritiesRe: Omotola Jalade’s Girls-Only Birthday Bash In Ghana (Photos) by Urine: 8:45pm On Feb 08, 2016
EgunMogaji:
What's the name of the woman in brown?
Joselyn Dumas
CelebritiesRe: Omotola Jalade’s Girls-Only Birthday Bash In Ghana (Photos) by Urine: 8:43pm On Feb 08, 2016
MajorWarren:
who's the chica with Omotola in the fourth pic shocked .....now knock that pvssy out, yea thats a little catnap kiss

Mum I think I found the one embarassed kiss
Joselyn Dumas, you're not the only one interested in her.

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