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Romance / Re: Can You Share A Toothbrush With Your GIRL/BOYFRIEND? by UrWorstNitemare: 10:46am On Jul 24, 2016
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Romance / Re: Can You Share A Toothbrush With Your GIRL/BOYFRIEND? by UrWorstNitemare: 10:46am On Jul 24, 2016
U c, toothbrush n cotton bud are both similar in use; both are used to remove organic debris.

Can u share a cotton bud

Not even d one ur spouse uses** Abi..



*ME*

I WLDNT.

even if I av to..

I'll soak it in hot water n salt.

Cuz d mere thot of it wld make me puke sad

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Romance / Re: I'm New Here Guys by UrWorstNitemare: 8:10am On Jul 24, 2016
undecided
Romance / Re: Am New Here! by UrWorstNitemare: 8:07am On Jul 24, 2016
undecided who u epp ?

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Romance / Re: Some Married Men Are Curses To Their Wives by UrWorstNitemare: 9:33pm On Jul 23, 2016
undecided[size=18pt] so wat does the above illustration imply
Did d man say he wanta date ya??
If u ask me I'll say, yo jus getting worked up over nothing...

He jus wanta mentor ya. N DAZZOL !
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Celebrities / Re: Meet Nigeria's Hottest Model, Joshua Agai by UrWorstNitemare: 9:15pm On Jul 23, 2016
ewo !!! Plastic ! [size=16pt]Plastic !![/size] [size=20pt]Plastic !!![/size] cry
Romance / Re: by UrWorstNitemare: 6:08pm On Jul 23, 2016
undecided
Jokes Etc / Re: Why Is Suya Sold At Night??? by UrWorstNitemare: 4:16pm On Jul 23, 2016
undecided OP na true ooo.

Let us ask d person wey carry me fo head
cool
Romance / Re: How Can A Girl Tell A Guy He's Fly Is Down Without Embarrassing Him by UrWorstNitemare: 4:01pm On Jul 23, 2016
IDK. Buh I'm dead sure d person below me will kno grin
Romance / Re: Check Out This Pre Traditional Wedding Pix by UrWorstNitemare: 1:17pm On Jul 23, 2016
Orubebe01:

hahaha, u dey look for where free food dey abi

Why u paste am in d first instance...
Watz ta essence of an incomplete IV

Romance / Re: Check Out This Pre Traditional Wedding Pix by UrWorstNitemare: 12:30pm On Jul 23, 2016
undecided Tis OP sef, y u cut d venue comot

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Culture / Re: Who Is More Aggressive, A Tall Or Short Person? by UrWorstNitemare: 12:19pm On Jul 23, 2016
Short pple all d way mehn.....niqqa ask no further
Culture / Re: Who Is More Aggressive, A Tall Or Short Person? by UrWorstNitemare: 12:17pm On Jul 23, 2016
tongue
Nairaland / General / Re: I Slap Soldier Today At Mile 2 by UrWorstNitemare: 11:07am On Jul 23, 2016
undecided Oshogbo Boyz n weed
Romance / Re: Is It Right To Woo A Girl In A Public Bus by UrWorstNitemare: 1:38am On Jul 23, 2016
BOBBYTRICK:
I Am very smart and bold in talking to girls. But is it proper talking/wooing to a girl in a bus for the first time? How does it feels?... Coz e get this cool shina wey i wan run her package...

OP, Jus stand up, Say praise the Lord !!!

N den introduce ursef

D rest will follow...
undecided

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Romance / Re: Why Do Nigerian Guys Do This? by UrWorstNitemare: 12:42am On Jul 23, 2016
Mistyice:




so if i agreed to marry you and your range rover and then a few months after i start hearing things about you wooing other girls with the same range rover trick,is it the range rover that will console me?


Anyway thats not even my point,my point is you as a guy should get to know a lady well before proposing love to her(biko so you wont land in a witch's trap o)

Yo c ma dear, Luv happens in diverse forms. It is not even vocal. Buta kindaf connection u feel when u meet d ryt person. I might tell u I wana marry yo, d instance I meet yo. U might feel we barely in d know.. buh I definitely have ma reasons, already analysed bfo indulging. Moreover, the secret ta wooing a girl doesn't lie on words alone; ur expressions, eye contacts and body language also come into play. If u master the latter, words would only compliment. Yeah, it may sound crazy but it sure does.

Love at first sight...
I haven't done it bfo. Buh as well can't cross it out. Depends on how I feel I can adequately express myself when a situation as such presents itself.

PLS QUIT D DRAMA N OPEN UR HEART.

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Romance / Re: Why Do Nigerian Guys Do This? by UrWorstNitemare: 3:50pm On Jul 22, 2016
undecided Tis OP sef....

What if u are standing there @ ta busstop, N I pull up in ma 2016 range rover sport, roll ta tinted passanger side glass down, shoot ma neck out, N Holla at yo, say; Hey girl, yo ta finest tin I v seen in 8 miles, I don't kno u n I ain't seen yo bfo. Buh I wana let u kno dat I kno Wat I luv.
N as soon as I saw u, I luvd u...

NOW. WAT WOULD U DO

Romance / Re: Nairalanders Help Oh..am Stranded And My Babe Is Waiting For Me by UrWorstNitemare: 11:24am On Jul 22, 2016
undecided
Celebrities / Re: Tiwa Savage Show Off Her Nippl*on A Breless Dress by UrWorstNitemare: 11:07am On Jul 22, 2016
angry
TIS OP EHN...

D THUNDER WEY GO FIRE U...

E GO BE LIKE DOCTOR PRESCRIPTION.

2 IN D MORNING

1 IN D AFTERNOON

3 AT NITE B4 U GO 2 BED....

REPENT !!!

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Business / Re: 2 Women Arrested For Begging With ‘rented Babies In Lagos by UrWorstNitemare: 10:58am On Jul 22, 2016
undecided Dear Blogger, what time

What day

When, will you have sense

Look at aw u dey MUMU ursef... mtchew
angry
Romance / Re: What Is The Craziest Thing You Ever Did In A Night Club? (pics) [tgif] by UrWorstNitemare: 10:54am On Jul 22, 2016
Abeg, plz, don't say ma own iz much

WHAT IS THE MEANING OF CLUB HOUSE
undecided
Romance / Re: When You Know It’s Marriage O’clock(pictures). by UrWorstNitemare: 1:01pm On Jul 21, 2016
photoshoot:


Lol, kilode? sad

[size=16pt]Bros, whether u like it or not

Uhaf ta MARRY B4 da end tis year

BY FIRE !!!
(( already, I hear wedding bells))
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NYSC / Re: Corper Invents Driver Training Workshop - Photos by UrWorstNitemare: 12:56pm On Jul 21, 2016
Bolustic:
Kudos. It's worth appreciating

But can it reverse? Can't find side mirrors and other necessity for driving.

Me too

All I can see is a SIMULATED EFFECTS VIDEO GAME.

my opinion tho....

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Romance / Re: When You Know It’s Marriage O’clock(pictures). by UrWorstNitemare: 12:41pm On Jul 21, 2016
tongue
Celebrities / Re: See How Yemi Alade Shows Off Her Butt And What She Said About It. by UrWorstNitemare: 12:13pm On Jul 21, 2016
My bad. NAT bad cool
Romance / Re: My Stupid Sex Experience.... by UrWorstNitemare: 11:46am On Jul 21, 2016
RichieDaVinci01:
Mr patrick II

lipsrsealed
Romance / Re: Boyfriend Got Angry Because I Jokingly Texted Him He Forgot His Head In My VJ" by UrWorstNitemare: 11:44am On Jul 21, 2016
Mamagee.3, u seem to av forgotten ur appointment today with the therapist !


Now get ready, off u go....

** U can as well tell him all of ur problems, I kno he' ll help you find a lasting solution**

(( Don't worry abt d bills. I'll foot those))

No disrespect tho...

Romance / Re: Check Out This Beautiful IDP Lady, With A Beautiful Smile. by UrWorstNitemare: 11:01am On Jul 21, 2016
undecided
Romance / Re: My Stupid Sex Experience.... by UrWorstNitemare: 10:58am On Jul 21, 2016
Ur story is both lugubrious and lacrymose
Romance / Re: No Lady Is Perfect.!! by UrWorstNitemare: 10:54am On Jul 21, 2016
Women and Drama

Politics / Re: A Nairalander Wants To Contest For Nigerian Presidency by UrWorstNitemare: 10:16am On Jul 21, 2016
ministeriallist:

Don't see yourself as inferior. What makes those in political positions more important than him? You are very important bro.
If he's serious and has a robust plan, he's good to go.
Jazzlite You've got my support. Keep your ambition and hope alive. Very important.



Hey Mister, Letz try n be realistic; once in a while.

OP here, wakes up. Does some "behind d scene"

Detaches his phone from d outlet where it has being since midnight

N types out Wat his 'Sixth sense' is telling him to..

Does he has any political experience?? Ask him

Has he ever held any public office?? Ask him

Does he have the necessary resource ?? Ask him

Does he have any idea Wat this might cost him ?? Ask him

I might go on n on; buh lemme stop...

NOTE
Tis looks sweet from d outside
Buh, when u on d inside, it's Herculean... dawty

Romance / Re: Signs Of A Lady Who Is Going Through A Hot Period And Needs Sex Badly by UrWorstNitemare: 9:53am On Jul 21, 2016

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