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Amotolongbo:
How do you convince a man that you arent a water molecule deficient of one hydrogen atom if within few minutes of meeting, you’ve suddenly got ancestral financial crises to solve?
I set up a meeting between a brother and a girl, before we got home, she told my brother she isn’t happy cos she lost her mum’s necklace. What kinda nonsense is that?
Even if it’s real, can’t she mask her loss and keep that shît to herself?

You are dating a guy, the only currency you can trade with him is your pu$$i and the sole skill you can use to entertain him is your moaning during sex. These brothers get these everywhere they go. What makes your own brand different and makes him to stick to you?

Brother is broke, you don’t have a financial contribution to join his brokenness. You can’t wash away his “sapa”.
Guy is so deficient of idea at that moment, you can’t spark up mental contributions to rejuvenate his brain. Tell me what you are good for then if not a sexual specimen.

na lady get sense like this...you are one in 1million Nigeria girls!

Hassanmaye:
Imagined after working hard like this one Yahoo boy will be thinking of emptying your account without thinking of how much you work your ASD off, that's why must of them become mad, live a useless life, they think this life bed of roses

watin bring yahoo matter for this now....make Ena de try mind Ena business!

BigSarah:
When he has the woman of his dreams..
Without a woman a man is incomplete, women complete men.
#UnpopularOpinion
Women are successful when, they make decisions without depending or seeking the approval of a man!

Understand deeply.

why the billionaires are divorcing there wives,they want to live long!

Tutu82:
Good evening and my apologies i am not able to assist you.The young man i helped with his fees was only as he was about to be sent out of school.Best of luck.

ok thanks!

Tutu82:
First of all you deal in water processing for public consumption and own a registered satchet water company not pure water.(wording is everything!).
That’s still pricey did you move towards the south east of London?.What are the ages of the children let me have a look myself.
The dates are great but consider it would be cold as well being December but people live in Russia.
Even if you are not using the company account Ild suggest you include it.
Monthly income might be better fixed not a range so they know the exact amount in foreign currency when they converting
Things are starting to look up and October is a long way away let’s hear what the prime minister says at the end of June and maybe you might not have to isolate.A family of 5 paying extra for test to trace is heavy money especially if your kids are over 10years old.(can i be cheeky and ask the balance of your company account as at today because ticket alone for 5 people is nearly 2m if you flying direct with British airways.
Do a list of your supported Document as you want to present it and paste in here let’s all have a look.Let me start you off you would need;
1.Marriage certificate(some people add few photos of the ceremony).
2.Birth certificate of all children.
3.CAC Registration /Tax certificate.
4.Copy of company account
5.Letter from the bank confirming name of company owners and signatories(on bank head paper)
6.Letter of introduction(On company head Paper).
7.Copy of personal account.
8.why you are going to the uk(i.e For a deserved Christmas holiday as a family to explore popular tourist sites such as....and experience a different culture).
9.Any property documents/Shares etc.
9.International passports of all involved.

Getting a visa does not guarantee you entry into the uk as on arrival you still need to be questioned by border control so don’t change your story and remember to teach the kids some tourist sites and where they will be staying.
Good luck.

good day madam,I'm having a kinda of issue bothering me,can you please assist me with 3k!

slawormiir:
Damnnn niggarrrr
Isoright ....


Sometimes we just need to accept love whichever way it finds us
love will find a way through paths where wolves fear to prey.

na money level,no deceive yourself...no love anywhere!

SenatePresdo:
Tonight, Chelsea Will be Crowned The Champions of Europe.

Like For Chelsea, Share For Man-city.

na like go win match 4 u!

koolest4christ:
I was once in a relationship and I never stop calling my spouse 24/7. If a guy has stopped calling you, it means someone else has taken over your position. If he can stay off you for months, something is greatly wrong somewhere. Personally, I will advice you to give him some space for now. Your man will come soonest by God's grace. Keep praying and upgrade yourself. Success!

my girlfriend go Dubai for 2years,leave me marry another man,naso she dash me 200k...I wish I had 4 more babes that can do that.... money is important!

omolola100:
Oh! Really?
It simply mean you are enemy of progress.

is relationship a progress,just a question?

24brains:
My friends always call me "CR7 womanizer" due to my habit of moving with multiple partners.

It all began last week when I had unprotected sex with one of my partners. I started having inching on my male organ. I noticed it was suddenly swollen. I was still forming boss until I noticed yellowish sperm like discharge gushing out from the tip of my penis.

At first, I thought it was pre-cum. I cleaned it up and packaged it back into my boxer. Few minutes later, i felt wetness and stains all over my boxers. Behold what I just cleaned showed up again.

I screemed and cleaned it up again still wondering if there can be ejaculation without erection and stimulation.

It didn't end there. I began to urinate frequently and it felt like hell discharging urine, my feet held tightly to the ground, body stiffened and screaming followed.

I was in pains for good three days walking around with embarrassing wet boxers with offensive smell from the dripage. I began to pray. I thought my penis was becoming rotten because I have never experienced such. I thought the tube that controls sperm/urine had ruptured.

After a week of no relief and erection, I summoned the courage to see my doctor. He ran some test and said I have Chlamydia STI(sexually transmitted infection). He administerd some drugs to me and also run HIV test on me which I came out NEGATIVE.

Please share your first time experience with STD and STI so that our fellow RAW men can learn.

is like u just start having sex, have contact it more than 10times....shey u don do abortion for babe before?

igwebest23:
This is too much for me. I have had enough. I got married to my wife last year October 2020. I did both traditional wedding and white wedding, spend a million plus. I work with ministry of health. My wife have been insisting that I disclose my salary to her from day 1 but I never, I just told her that am earning 100+. Before I met my wife, she already learn Fashion designing. Then while was rushing around, preparing for wedding, she was pestering me to open shop for her. I specifically told her that d money I have now is Solly for wedding and traditional rite, which cost me fortune. Then after much pressure, her people contributed money and paid for d shop(Remember I have paid her bride price then). I have swallowed red pill. How can I open shop for a girl I have not finished marrying. Then when she opened d shop, I equally supporting her with other things like buying protector and chairs. Every day she is going to shop, I drop pocket of 1k. Some times she ask me money to buy tailor materials.which I give. Now within a space of 7 month my wife now have 14 apprentice. She collected like 30k from them. Then all the money she made in her shop, she put all in her account, she doesn't contribute anything at home. Infact decided not to apply for ATM card. Some time, I may go to. ATM to get money and d tell me no network, if I come to my to ask her for ordinary 1k, she will say she doesn't have it. I never asked her to help in our home finances before, and u don't really care about her money. But now found out through her Facebook chat that she sent her male school friends 7k. She hid it from me, she said d guy needed d money to treat her father in d hospital. I was shock. Cos my wife always complained she dies have money. Now she is complaining that I don't support her in her shop. That she can do whatever she wants with her money. This morning, she was raising her voice to the hearing our flat neighbor s, that am a useless husband,I feel insurted. Am embarrased. That I don't support her. She said her shop rent has expired that I should give her d money but she have enough money in her account to pay it. While is asking me. Am d one that pays for house rent, I buy food stuff, I give her transport every day.
I have had enough. I will call her mum to come over and carry her daughter. I can never beat her. The last night I shouted at her she fainted not to talk of beating.

what do you want us to do now....

Eryyy92:
Very poor writing.
I doubt if you really attended any higher institution.

black pple with wahala,the ones that attended higher institution are now 15k a month teacher....who write up help!

obasi101:
Manchester united ll lose to villarreal foxes, and chelsea ll win manchester City to lift d CHAMPIONS LEAGUE Trophy.


Like for chelsea
Share for Man U

I hate both teams!

mrwonlasewonie:
I am in where God has put me

na naija u dey,if it is Yankee,you will be proud to say it out!

paulolee:
swears....na wahala, nagging, stress, billing n shakara full serious relationships...
e better mk u allocate all dose resources use make money n jus place call wen u get hold body..
serious relationship this days na trash...go de take another bea serious wen anoda gee dey fire from back..
this life man gat use e head to relieve stress n dey happy..

normal level,who get time for relationship again.... country hard my brother!

who say may Dem de open leg upandan!

side guy make sense pass....just de Bleep free pussy!

Coldie:
I repeat God of abroad pick my calls wetin u think say I mean? As I put location united kingdom u think say na joke

see as my body weak like say make I de ur show...I just de sleep n wake up oooo... nothing to show,I don husstle no pay tire!

Coldie:
I don run already and I have never regretted it, I thank God everyday for it

omo,wait first,you no de naija like dis?

Coldie:
Read my story well, d part I say God of abroad pick my calls

better oooo, this country no follow at all!

Coldie:
I finished school 2015 all the way to 2020 I no work for once, at least u see teaching job.

I apply for teaching job tire I no see, God of abroad saved me.


One day I was walking on the road, one woman walked up to me, looked at me and ask me oboy u no get work, everytime I see u for the past how many years na, na so so waka Waka up and down u dae waka. U no go go work.

To compound my woes, girls way being dae die for me wen I dae uni 90% of them stopped talking to me online and offline, they just start look at u like a miscreant.

Women that back then used to call me my inlaw stopped, if u want to get problem with them just call them sososo person inlaw, na quarrel or warning u dae find.


Joblessness would so much reduce your self esteem, girls way be ur mate or way u senior go dae look u like say them senior u.


In Nigeria if u hear people going into yahoo and fraud, don't blame them. That country frustration is it's middle name.

I never frustrate finish for that country small money u dae use manage police go just see u arrest u, dae ask u to bail yourself for doing nothing. Say let you do business government will frustrated u, say ok be self employed and a deal fails report to police money them go use end the case is approximately the money the person owes u.


I love Nigeria, but only God himself from heaven knows where the country is heading

what do you love about Nigeria,have you travel to another country before....suffer never hit you!

mrwonlasewonie:
Dont look down on yourself.dont ever let yourself think or feel you are not doing enough

Since bubu entered, almost all Nigerians are feeling the effects one way or the other.keep working,keep dreaming of a brighter tomorrow,keep speaking life into your tomorrow

The grass is always greener on the side.some Nigerians think that it's until they travel outside of the country before they can do better,when they reach there they realise abroad social media is completely different from what really obtains abroad.america is glossy on social media and Tyler Perry movies until you reach there and see that there are some parts of Chicago and Baltimore that are not different from Oshodi or ajangbadi


Stay where God has put you and excel there.location is not a determinant of success

are you in Nigeria or America?

Footballer but right now husstle na Husstle!

laurelsexch:
nice innit

you better go learn baber!

dominique:
My cousin joined her husband since 2012 and they've been waxing strong with each passing year. When you leave the good girls and go for slay queens and retired runs girls, na like this your story go be. Besides it's only in uncivilized jungles like Nigeria that an oppressed wife is expected to remain submissive. Even the police that's to protect her will be preaching submissive. In saner climes you're all hoping and praying to run to, if you do anyhow you'll see anyhow

madam all of them na samething,no use cover up!

Mrscarter:
I dont know for other women but for me no amount of money will make me love you. I believe in love n loyalty n "the one".
And that stands thru hard timrs not just the good

biggest lie!

ajanma2:
Facebook user Chimelum Ajanma has taken to his Facebook page to share pictures of a crippled man hustling on the street.

He wrote:



https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=5461644540574680&id=100001875645074

even the government you are expecting to help him are all scammers and thief,who go shame for who!