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Vick4rill:
hope you are not stupid? You should be sensible enough to understand that l was not in good frame of mind when l was typing this, "professor in English," how many mansion did you build with it?

good reply...

anthonyuncle:
see baker dey offer u cookies for free,
instead of u to collect, taste, chop & see if u go receive more,

u dey ask for da recipe

well done sir....3gbosa!

Heistman:
Baba e don happen e don happen...she go stop d cry when water finish fr her eyes,e fit be na someone else dick she sef collect over night ...na very few decent girl dey out dia jare

exactly watin I wan talk....na pretend she dey pretend abeg!

Natural441:
Bro you mumu small abeg

no b small self...

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Akaegwu:
Many think they are fasting for God

you know Christians don't smoke,drink nor fornicate but anyway Jesus die for there sin because God that implement the sin can't forgive them only to send person to die for it....what do I know self!

Is Jesus a Catholic or Jehovah witness?

NaijaOlosho:


Everything about this region just dey make me laugh

sure but we actually pray in one way all of over the world,the moon we follow is from God...some Religion don't have directive,some celebrate Esther while others don't..the system of practice is different and they condemn one another,even the person they follow never practice any of the religion way!

How far,link me to one company I supply maize!

Abraham also sacrifice animal to God.

advocatejare:
See the follower of Allah the gay supporting god


"There will circulate among them young boys made eternal"
(QS. Al-Waaqia 56: Verse 17)

Who should serve Allah the blood sucker?


Every year millions of animals are slaughtered and their blood sacrificed to Allah during Eid-al Adha, the animals are slaughtered facing Qibla, the house of Allah and incantations that must include the name of Allah must be recited before Allah can accept the sacrifice.


Muslims will sacrifice animals to Allah when doing naming ceremony

Muslims will sacrifice animals to Allah when doing special prayers

Muslims will sacrifice animals to Allah when doing house warming

But Allah is not satisfied yet, he also needs humans blood everytime:

Boko Haram are killing humans and shedding human blood for Allah and they shout Allah Akbar when they kill

ISIS are killing humans and shedding human blood for Allah and they shout Allah Akbar when they kill

ISIL are killing humans and shedding human blood for Allah and they shout Allah Akbar when they kill

ISWAP are killing humans and shedding human blood for Allah and they shout Allah Akbar when they kill

Talibans are killing humans and shedding human blood for Allah and they shout Allah Akbar when they kill

Al-Qaeda are killing humans and shedding human blood for Allah and they shout Allah Akbar when they kill

Al-Shabaab are killing humans and shedding human blood for Allah and they shout Allah Akbar when they kill.

All these have proven that Allah is a blood-sucking monster that continually demand his terrorists slaves to sacrifice human blood and animals to him everytime and they must mention his name while making these sacrifices.



Allah is the greatest fraudster and he encourages fraudulent activities by Muslims.



Allah says a muslim can swear a false oath to people as their oaths don't hold water, if a Muslim swear to you and you believe it, you'll have yourself to be blamed because Allah has said that a Muslim can break his oath with you by doing any of this:



1. feed ten needy people or



2. clothe them or



3. free a slave or



if you cant afford any of the above, simply



4. fast for 3 days (the same Islamic fasting of eating early in the morning)



So if a Muslim tells you that "please lend me 1million naira I swear by Allah that I will pay back by month end" and you believe him, you've been defrauded because Allah had taught him how to break his oath by doing any of the 4 above



"Allah will not impose blame upon you for what is meaningless in your oaths, but He will impose blame upon you for [breaking] what you intended of oaths.



So its expiation is the feeding of ten needy people from the average of that which you feed your [own] families or clothing them or the freeing of a slave. But whoever cannot find [or afford it] - then a fast of three days [is required]. That is the expiation for oaths when you have sworn. But guard your oaths. Thus does Allah make clear to you His verses that you may be grateful."

(QS. Al-Maaida 5: Verse 89)

Djarmzz:
Check out my signature if you love football.

so na fixed matches you dey sell!

If jesus was god why did he created Adam and him was born of a human he created....
If jesus was god and brought about Christianity while did he created Muhammed(saw)to come go against his religion....
If Jesus was god,who was the father and who was the son,is Mary the wife of God...
If Jesus was god why did John Baptist god that created him....
If Jesus was god why did he sent Moses,Abraham,Joseph to the world before himself later came....
If Jesus was god,why did he have a father again,so na person born God,who born the person that born God!

0169559693
Gtb
Abdulganiyu usman abidemi...
May Allah reward you!

Parisian:
Since you believe the bible whily now also quote John 10: 33 which says,



"I and my father are One"

john 14:28-"You heard that I said to you, 'I go away, and I will come to you.' If you loved Me, you would have rejoiced, because I go to the Father; for the Father is greater than.

Tobinrobin:
I said this the other day & some people were supporting his stance that the virus in the country is all hoax. How can a sitting Governor not believe there’s a virus & testing less? It’s just plain stupidity

nobody die of that virus in kogi,what other things you have to say!

ishowdotgmail:
Allah take absolute control.... Alihamdulillahi for the great health to end this Ramadan


Next year, we are going to be alive to witness this too

by Allah wishes,we will be alive!

If we advice you not to fall in love....
You will say love is sweet when you meet the right person,na part of the sweetness b dat...
Dey manage the pussy,when you are tired just jump to her best friend!

Damzytech:
So, am telling you what is right and i don't say you shouldn't invest, but i said gamble.

And if you want to invest don't invest on what you don't understand, dont say because your friends are doing it you too you want to invest in what they are doing when you dont have full knowledge of it.

I ear you sir!

Damzytech:
1. You must not use your money to Gambple.

you never jam bettors of 2odds...they are investors not gambler!

sydneyboss:
I'm taking a loan to start up mine, I will drive myself, inter state

I wan try Keke napep....hope say that one too dey make money!

Osa55:
Hey i would be holding a WhatsApp class on how i make money using an app with just 200 naira. There is no registration fee or investment involved. If you are dedicated, you can make 10k or more weekly. The class starts by 1pm. If you are interested, join my group chat. This is the link. Hoping to see you all there. https:///2xyMkqC

the link not opening...add me abeg
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38plus Sha....but babes still Bleep pass us Sha!

funkmrflexx:
We Have Been Dating For 1 Year and 6 months now. I’ve met her parents, we wanted to get married last year but her dad told me to wait till she finishes school which is supposed to be next year. I’m 25 years old and she’s 22 .

I live alone in the city while my mom lives in the village. My younger sister who I’m sponsoring through school sometimes comes to my place during holidays and weekends. My girlfriend practically lives with me because she comes from a type of an Abusive family. So she lives with me and I even assist her with school fees and house rents sometimes. I’ve spent even more than her father for her school.

Everyone In my family knows her and she’s a very wonderful girl. Typical wife material. She supports me every time even when I’m broke. I’m not the type of guy that dates a lot of girls . I don’t even cheat on her. Since I met her I’ve done away with a lot of ladies. I’m 100% committed to the relationship

But the problem is that she Has very bad anger issues. I mean she can destroy your property when she’s angry and I’m the quiet type. I don’t like hitting a lady execpt once in a while a general brain resetting slap. When she starts she doesn’t listen to anyone. Not me, not even her parents. So anytime she’s angry like this I will just find a way to make her laugh. Both of you can just be eating and she will get angry if you ate the fleshy part of the meat and left oily part for her (we have quarreled because of that I mean serious quarrel) . Sometimes I get tired of the whole situation. At the end even when she’s wrong I’ll let her for peace to reign. So I try to manage the anger at home so it shouldn’t go out

So we went to visit my mom in the yesterday. Because of curfew we slept over. So my mom bought us mangos this morning and told us to carry.

My girlfriend then said she doesn’t like mango that if I want to eat my mango I should carry it myself. Then my mom (she is the type that always shouts at every body. The real wahala woman) told her that if she can’t carry the mango then she should just put it on my head for me to carry na (If you no fit carry the mango u for kuku put am for e head make e carry am na).

That was the only thing my mom said. Then she sparked. Started shouting at my mom. That she should stop talking to her like that, that she doesn’t like it. In fact she’s going home. So she carried her bag and started going home. Every one in the compound started saying it’s ok (Na dat thing why dem tell u Dey make u Dey vex so) she was still shouting. I was even try to calm her down but no way. She was still shouting. Even my sister who had never seen her angry before became angry (na so you b? She said). I was really disappointed In her

The issue is what even made me angry is how she reacted. If she didn’t like what my mom said made her angry. At least she should have waited till we got home (this was the first time we were both sleeping over) then she would tell me. Or she could have called my sister and told her what my mom said. After all the fracas, she went inside the room till we left. I just told everybody to just leave her.

So when we got home I told her what she did was wrong that she shouldn’t have reacted like that. Na there war start. She started yelling and shouting at me that if my mom talks to everyone like that she won’t take it (my plan was to tell her that she should apologize to her. Because my mom already apologized that she won’t talk to her again like that. Which I know she will o . So we can just forget about the issue. But she never accepts she’s wrong ) She said I took her to my village to intimidate her in front of my family people, I was really angry and called her uncle and told him what happened. He said there was nothing wrong with what my mom told her (If you no fit carry the mango u for kuku put am for e head make e carry am na) and that he would talk to her .

I even scolded my mom before I left that I didn’t like what she said what she did that’s she was just causing issue. My girlfriend said when my mom said the word (If you no fit carry the mango u for kuku put am for e head make e carry am na) that I should have immediately rebuked my mom. But me sef no see anything wrong with what my mom said( If you no fit carry the mango u for kuku put am for e head make e carry am na)

I just Dey follow her uncle advise and leave her be until she calms down and I talk to her

So my people what’s offensive in this word? If you no fit carry the mango u for kuku put am for e head make e carry am na)

But this her attitude don tire me. Break up is not on the card for me at least not yet. She always thinks that they are other guys out there because she has a lot of toasters but I know they can’t do quarter of what I’m doing for her. In this modern time it’s difficult to see a guy who will allow his girlfriend stay with him thereby losing his freedom to do certain things. A guy who doesn’t cheat, a guy who takes care of her does everything for her .

I just think the things she went through in her family is affecting her physiological. And sometimes when I think about leaving her I feel pity because she can’t go back to her parents house.

you doll and your sister also doll...girl mak ena suppose beat nonsense for her body,you come here dey talk story!

goodman41:
I met her when she came for her IT at my place of work. One day I collected her number but I didn't call her till she finished her IT and went back to school.

One day I called to inform her that I will like us to go into a relationship which she accepted. I told her that l'm not looking for a girlfriend but a wife. I asked her if she has a boyfriend but she said yes but she will never marry the guy because there are some things she will consider in terms of marriage.

I called her to visit me but she was doing promise and fail. I told her that I'm not inviting her for sex that sex is nothing for me. She said okay, that I should send transport money, I tried using my phone to transfer 2k for her but it was not going, so I told her that it was not going she said I should go and use ATM but I told her that I don't have that time that she should borrow from her roommate and come or she should forget about coming until when I will be able to use my phone to do the transfer. So that evening she called that she will come the next day being Sunday that she borrowed money from her roommate.

When she came on Sunday I put movie for her and kept my self busy with my laptop, she started feeling sleepy which I told her to go and sleep on the bed which she went, after I was through with my laptop I asked her if I can join her she said yes, I now joined her in the bed before we knew it we started kissing and romancing each other and we had sex.

After the sex she said that but you told me you don't like sex I told her I like sex but I don't take it serious. She said okay I understand. I now took her out spent like 3k, the following morning I gave her 4k for her transport and she was happy.

After one week she called that I should send her airtime I told her that am not sending she said okay without being angry, when she visited for the second time she asked why did I refuse to send her card I told her that I don't like sending card to people she said okay. So am seeing her as people, i told her don't worry any time I feel like I will send to her, but she said if i send it that she will send it back to me.

I asked her about her boyfriend she said that she has ended the friendship but my mind is telling she is lying, she cleaned my house and cooked for me before going back to school that she doesn't want me to be eating outside, she asked me to give her money to do hair which I gave her 3k for both her transport and the hair, she said the money is small but she Will add her own so she collected it without any issue.

Am not the type that use to call every day but she asked me to be calling her every day to make our relationship grow stronger, she was telling me the other day that she will visit me one day without telling me to see if I have another girl.

Please is this girl really serious with this relationship or she just wants to use me?

many guys just doll!

VickyRotex:
Hey, don't worry about the English.

Forget the facade that people put up around you. Everyone is going through one situation or the other. Severity may differ, but we are all going through life lessons.
Life has its way of molding us to become better than we were yesterday. Take it easy on yourself. If you fall/fail, try again.

I'm not trying to sound like a broken record but remember the popular saying: Once there's life, there's hope for a better tomorrow.

As much as we all go through several things in life, surround yourself with positive minded individuals. Encourage each other, pray with/for each other.
Be real to yourself. You are not in competition with anyone. Just make the conscious effort to make everyday worth it. Believe me, there are some days it wouldn't look like it, but there are better days ahead to compensate for it.

Your signature says it all, don't give depression a chance. We are all here to encourage you.

Be well, and be kind to yourself!

wow,I am overwhelmed for this your write up..

pweedie:
I need one or two partners we can team together and set up a poultry business in ikorodu. Mainly layers. I have vast experience in poultry farming but I lack financial capital. For a start we can begin with 500 birds which can generate 150 to 200k monthly.
Let's discuss more better if you are interested in this business. 08156266025

can you estimate the amount that will be spent on 500birds before they start to lay!

Poultry...

mimiwems:
Hi sir. I have read through your post. I have 15suppliers waiting to purchase egg but my challenge is where to get a farm that sells in bulk. Kindly assist me.
This is my email address: uchechiewiwilem@gmail.com


quote author=Blackkie post=37786974]For many who are currently involved in poultry business, this period is not the best of time for them.
Today, i celebrate them!
Why, many of the farms have closed shop, even some animal feed producers are out of business. Yet a large number of them are resilient and supplying Nigeria with this pocket friendly source of protein and an article of trade.
To them i say BRAVO!

From my little search, there is a scarcity of Maize and Soya beans in the nation. Feed makers/poultry owners are of the notion that these two raw material for feed is threatening their business due to its scarcity.
I asked many of them, is maize and soya beans not produced in Nigeria?
They affairmed it but noted that the Boko Haram issue in the north has drastically reduced its farming. Secondly, sourcing it from abroad is even a harder task as the government regulations on the importation of the items is stiff.

This is the MAJOR reason the cost of a crate of egg from the farms and distributors has increased in the last few weeks.

if you know any farm in need of maize,I can supply from North...07039397858!

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felixzo1:
tell them, a lot of ladies begin to get small sense when their beauty begins to fade and age is not on their side. all those beautiful girls in their early twenties feel, when they are ready for marriage,a rich guy Will appear from somewhere and Marry them.true love is difficult to find and comes mostly when you are not looking,a lot do not even recognize it

you make sense die.

Eyinjuoluwanimi:
THE World Health Organisation, WHO has confirmed the recent prediction by General Overseer of The Redeemed Christian Church of God, RCCG, Pastor Enoch Adejare Adeboye who said COVID-19 would subside soon but won’t fully go away.

According to him: “This virus will rescind, but not completely disappear, only by God’s divine perfect intervention when we give Him all the Glory.”

Reuters reported yesterday that the World Health Organisation (WHO) has admitted that COVID-19 may never go away.

WHO’s Executive Director Emergencies Programme, Mike Ryan, on Wednesday said the coronavirus may just become one of the viruses around the world that kill people annually.

“This virus just may become another endemic virus in our communities and this virus may never go away. HIV hasn’t gone away.

“I’m not comparing the two diseases but I think it is important that we’re realistic. I don’t think anyone can predict when or if this disease will disappear,” Ryan said.

HIV/AIDS was first clinically observed in 1981 in the United States and after 30 years, no vaccine has been found. Over 4.31million cases of Coronavirus have been reported around the world, with over 294,000 deaths already recorded.

The General Overseer of RCCG, a former Professor in Applied Mathematics from the University of Lagos, had declared that COVID-19 would soon subside but won’t fully go away and urged Christians to help the needy at this perilous time in their various residences just as the church has laid example.

The RCCG leader, therefore, encouraged Christians and indeed all Nigerians not to let the pandemic take over their mind and prayer but to be strong, obedient to instructions and directives as well as optimistic.

He said: “After the lockdown, everyone should sanitise their environment before it finally begins to rain in the country.

“Although the nation is faced with obstacles of different kinds during this quarantine period, we’ll joyfully recover from it soon,” Adeboye counseled.





More here-- https://www.talkpalsforum.com/index.php?topic=101.0

same people that see everything but did not see the coming of covic19,behave yourself.....God is really wonderful!

Calabar1stSon:
My love for Arjen Robben and Franck Ribery is outta this world

same here!