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Romance / Re: See The Girl I Met At An Eatery Today (pictures) by Uthmaniyya: 11:03am On Apr 15, 2023
kyber:


Shine your eyes
How come you remember this particular picture of you not a simp

This pic was made viral by me

Keep on taking pics of girls u see at the eatery, that alone shows us how jobless and ignorant fellow u are, u settle for less. Wer*y
Romance / Re: See The Girl I Met At An Eatery Today (pictures) by Uthmaniyya: 10:42am On Apr 15, 2023
kyber:
Well I didn’t really meet her though cause I was too scared to approach her in that public space .
I was Marveled at bow decently she dressed and how hot she look mehn look at that ass bro, she looked like someone who works hereby and I have decided to get her by all means even if it means spending my school fees just to satisfy her hungry needs.


What should I do next time I see her and how do I approach her.
Is she worth the troubles and do you think she looks responsible?

This op na attention seeker, i have been seeing this pic of this girl for more than a month on different Facebook pages and Instagram, and this hediot wants to claim he took the picture of her. U are worse than Nigeria it self. Nonswence
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: How Much Does NPC Pays Their Adhoc Staff? by Uthmaniyya: 4:59am On Apr 12, 2023
Killerbag36:
Its will be manipulated last last to favour the north
People go count cows join

They pay 2million sha
Wer*y
Celebrities / Re: Millie Bobby Brown Is Engaged To Jake Bongiovi by Uthmaniyya: 5:45pm On Apr 11, 2023
She no engage with her boyfriend for the movie STRANGER THINGS, na with another guy she come they engage with, well, I happy for her o
Health / Re: My Girlfriend Is Pregnant by Uthmaniyya: 7:24pm On Apr 04, 2023
saladinnoir:
Good day everyone

My girlfriend is ten days pregnant. Is there any drug that can be used to abort it or induce a miscarriage.

Please if you're here to preach to me or make snarky comments kindly stay of the thread.
If your mama and your papa abort you, u for no see person daughter come say u wan abort her pregnancy.
No offences 🙏🙏
Romance / Re: But Why All These Yahoo Boys Dey Always Misbehave Like This (photo) by Uthmaniyya: 8:06am On Mar 29, 2023
NewDelhi:
Who can relate ?

Im laptop na desktop,he no dey hold charge, so he wan first finish with client b4 him switch the control to nepa lights🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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Politics / Re: Nigerians In Saudi Snap With President-elect Bola Tinubu During Umrah (Video) by Uthmaniyya: 8:43pm On Mar 28, 2023
GuyWise101:
Nna mehnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

The mandate thief is mocking his Allah, after stealing PO mandate he is now moving fron mosque to mosque mocking his Allah that says thou shall not steal

grin
W3rey
Must u show it to everyone that you are a brainless creature??
Ode

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Politics / Re: FACT CHECK: Is It True Peter Obi’s Lawyer, Ikpeazu Has Never Lost A Case Before? by Uthmaniyya: 11:40am On Mar 26, 2023
Pep Guardiola never lost a champions league final before, untill he met Thomas Tuchel, so no dey deceive una selfs okay.
Computers / Re: My Pc Is Displaying This, How Do I Solve It (with Picture) by Uthmaniyya: 11:48am On Feb 26, 2023
The problem is from your hard disk drive
Either it has shaken, or it was removed or, the window in it is corrupt
So don't panic
Loose the back of ur PC where the HDD is located and remove it, then insert it properly and if u observe there is much space after inserting it,i.e, the space for the HDD is oversized, cut some piece of carton or paper fold to the space size and place it there, then close and tie the nuts back.
Good luck

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Politics / Re: Picture Of Obi Interacting With Students At The Airport by Uthmaniyya: 7:39am On Feb 18, 2023
They not even listening, they are busy watching movie and playing games.

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Health / Re: I am Scared O, Have Learnt My Lesson, No More Skin To Skin by Uthmaniyya: 1:54pm On Jan 23, 2023
Hopeba:
Last week Friday I woke up and discovered a discharge from My penis. I was scared, so I ran to the toilet to pee. After some seconds a clear watery discharge started coming out again..

I went straight to Google and started searching for the symptoms of gonorrhea, and I found out I am having one of the symptoms. But I am not having painful urination or swollen testicles or any sore around my dick..

I guess it UTI.. I have started taking injections and the clear discharge has minimized. And again my pee is now white unlike few days ago. I have spent over 10k..

I have learnt my lessons. Pls anyone with a similar experience can still advice me further..

If u like, don't go for medical check-up or test in a lab, they here dey find who get experience for this kind matter, better go for test oo

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Romance / Re: What Type Of Pre-Wedding Picture Is This? by Uthmaniyya: 1:50pm On Jan 23, 2023
It means, hatter's God pass una, nonsense people 🤣🤣

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Romance / Re: l am about to cheat on my partner by Uthmaniyya: 10:15pm On Jan 19, 2023
Ok
Romance / Re: DJ Cuppy Engaged To Ryan Taylor (British Boxer) by Uthmaniyya: 8:18pm On Nov 21, 2022
I just hope say the guy no go begin they lose match back to back.
It is well sha
Politics / Re: Please Be Careful When You Get Any Message From This Number (Photos) by Uthmaniyya: 6:11pm On Nov 14, 2022
Dem plenty oo

Politics / Re: Please Be Careful When You Get Any Message From This Number (Photos) by Uthmaniyya: 6:07pm On Nov 14, 2022
[quote author=Uthmaniyya post=118389094][/quote]

See this wawa also

Politics / Re: Please Be Careful When You Get Any Message From This Number (Photos) by Uthmaniyya: 6:06pm On Nov 14, 2022
Odewaleadesoye:
Just this morning I got a message from a number stating that

Immediately I saw the message I knew it is a new way of scamming Nigerians.

Truecaller app already marked the number as Political Scammer.

See this wawa also

Once again, let's be careful so that we don't lose our hard earned income to these heartless scammers disguising in countless ways.

See the screenshots below:
Food / Re: The Food I Bought For 2900. Pics. by Uthmaniyya: 10:13pm On Nov 10, 2022
No. It's not like that. The yam just enter my eyes as I was ordering for swallow. so I said let me have a taste of it after resting a bit and it was nice. My

Up till now, I'm still full and will not eat anything again tonight.

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Kai, this small food u chop u are saying u don full, u get small belle o�� lol
Politics / Re: Peter Obi And His Wife, Margaret Obi (Photos) by Uthmaniyya: 10:04pm On Nov 10, 2022
Shey na by pretty wife ni? Buhari wife no pretty pass this one ne. Irrelevant
Romance / Re: Man Drops Girlfriend At Park Not Knowing She Was Traveling For Her Wedding by Uthmaniyya: 8:43pm On Nov 08, 2022
After God, fear this gender, what they cannot do does not exist

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Sports / Re: Van Diyk Loses His First Premier League Game At Anfield After 4 Years by Uthmaniyya: 1:34pm On Oct 30, 2022
With the way you spelt his name, i see no reason stopping him from loosing.
Lol
Just kidding though....
Politics / Re: President Buhari Departs South Korea, Arrives In Abuja (Photos) by Uthmaniyya: 10:16am On Oct 28, 2022
Chai, this man just dey use Nigeria money do tourism, him just dey travel for him own benefit, what does not concern the progress or brings about development to Nigeria. Very painful sha. It is well
Politics / Re: Tinubu On 2-Day Working Visit To Kano, Donate ₦100 Million To Flood Victims by Uthmaniyya: 2:17pm On Oct 23, 2022
I no get, shey flood happen for kano ni abi na watin?

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Politics / Re: National Debt: If Borrowing Is A Crime, Stop Using Mercedes Benz, Lexus - Tinubu by Uthmaniyya: 1:08pm On Oct 22, 2022
Exam question, 100 marks

State 1 simple reason to vote APC in 2023

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Politics / Re: Youths Hold Rally For Bola Tinubu In Lagos (Photos) by Uthmaniyya: 1:03pm On Oct 22, 2022
Exam question
State 1 reason to vote APC again in 2023

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Business / Re: Polaris Bank Dragged By Muslims For Allegedly 'Barring Muslims From Prayers' by Uthmaniyya: 8:00am On Oct 15, 2022
general111:
sunday is a working day abi??
And Christmas is also a working day....

I smell illiteracy and ignorance Here, sorry o
Politics / Re: Pic: Beautiful Handwriting Of Kashim Shettima by Uthmaniyya: 12:16pm On Oct 14, 2022
[quote author=AlfaSeltzer post=117536011]terrorist koranic school writing[/quote


illiterate
Politics / Re: Northern Man And His Family Campaigning For Obi In Kaduna State by Uthmaniyya: 7:52am On Oct 09, 2022
Period007:

Only illiterates thinks all northerners are hausa muslims.

I can feel your pain, eyah sorry o
Romance / Re: My Ex Proposed Love To Me Again by Uthmaniyya: 7:48am On Oct 09, 2022
Preciousgirl:


Thank s

Men are dogs In deed

Let me translate *men are dogs for you*
U are married to one dog already, one dog gave birth to you and i hope u will be a mother for dogs also.
Thats to say u have a strong relationship with dogs, omo dis life no just balance��
Politics / Re: Northern Man And His Family Campaigning For Obi In Kaduna State by Uthmaniyya: 9:13pm On Oct 08, 2022
SteveDGreat:
This is Emma Rossi and his family from Narayi Ward Kaduna spreading the #Obidatti023 good news. Peter Obi . Everyone is involved, Papa, Mama and Pikin

Does "Emma Rossi" looks like a northern name?
I laff in Ghana, the way Obituaries are forcing them self to northerners is becoming Wow, i mean Wow
Romance / Re: How Do You Handle Frequent Sexual Urge by Uthmaniyya: 9:10pm On Oct 08, 2022
Here is my advice
If your husband is not far apart, try go see him or he squeez a day in his workng schedule if it is possible and see you, then u sort things out

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