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Nairaland General › Re: Car Falls Into A Stream In Owerri, As Driver Loses Control As by uuzba(m): 11:46pm On May 18, 2018
Alejoc:
Our fairly used cars with poor technical know how and bad road is a recipe for disaster! sad shocked sad sad
Just go and pray.
We don't manufacture cars. You cannot manufacture brake pads. You can't even make any single part/equipment of a car. (Can you make one light bulb?) Everything we need must be imported.
This costs a lot of money. Money you need from a job. Job that we don't have.
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The cost is expensive for us. Dollars are used to import the car. The Dollars are expensive because we do NOTHING to earn the Dollars. The crude oil we used to sell to get the dollars is no longer required. (It's not even you selling the crude oil) And we offer nothing else of value in exchange for the dollars. That is why new imported things are very expensive for the average person. The cost is passed down from the importer to the seller and unto you.
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It is just one thing leading to another. So do not be upset when rubbish used cars ply the roads. We know they are bad. We cannot afford | LEGALLY, MORALLY WITHOUT JUJU RUNS | to buy new/better cars.
Politics › Re: Why Roads In Lagos Will Always Be Flooded When It Rains (PHOTO) by uuzba(m): 10:10pm On May 17, 2018
gurnam:
Most Lagosians are simply lawless and don't care about the environment
People throw trash anywhere.
The trash lorries are not sufficient to clear out the bins.
The trash bins are not sufficient for the trash people generate.
Politics › Re: PHOTOS: Ikorodu Roads Heavily Flooded Following Early Morning Rain by uuzba(m): 2:48pm On May 17, 2018
pode:
They should start using canon before they condemn their cars
This canon

Health › Re: 8 Dangerous & Deadly Things Most Nigerians Do Ignorantly; 1 & 2 Will Shock You by uuzba(m): 1:47pm On May 17, 2018
makkosky:
God loves you
You are still corrupt.
Romance › Re: "Men, Stop Calling Us Ashawo" - Emilia Chimee Dyke by uuzba(m): 9:03am On May 17, 2018
jogojogo:
Nobody calls a decent woman Ashawo...
Have you heard anyone calling Ngozi Okonjo Iweala?
But a decent woman would never come up on social media and beg all men for respect.
Abi, has Okonjo iweala done this kind of nonsense before?
Romance › Re: "Men, Stop Calling Us Ashawo" - Emilia Chimee Dyke by uuzba(m): 8:44am On May 17, 2018
Handsomecole:
See her post like Ashawo own ... grin
Na only them go wake for morning write this kind post and beg all Nigerian men to respect them by force
Plus, snap picture join. Nonsense.
Crime › Re: Driver Trying To Catapult FRSC Official In Lagos (Photos) by uuzba(m): 11:54pm On May 16, 2018
OsuGanja:
This is definitely some northerner
This is why northernes rule over southners.
They are equipped with local weapons.
Ordinary man carries Catapult. You what do you have?
Ordianary man carries sharp knieves in the name of suya. What do you have?
They carry bow and arrow. You nko?
They live normadic life with little property. They can rise and attack without fear of losing any property since they have none.

You are tied and weighed down by properites and possessions.

They ride horses just like Europeans used Horses for their military. You in the south, what do you have? Everything you need, you must import.

In man to man combat, they will finish the south. They are prepared. This is why no matter how stupid, they still end up leaders over us with all our big education in the south.
Romance › Re: Okoro Blessing Nkeiruka Builds A House Of Her Own After Boyfriend Dumped Her by uuzba(m): 11:41pm On May 16, 2018
SmartyPants:
You were living as man and woman with a man who was not your husband and you believe it was your prayer that made the man to progress.

Nigerians.
You again?
Oya they were doing Liberal and Democrat. I know you will soon use one American terminology. cheesy
Romance › Re: Okoro Blessing Nkeiruka Builds A House Of Her Own After Boyfriend Dumped Her by uuzba(m): 11:38pm On May 16, 2018
punisha:
shocked

What a prayer warrior...
On a serious note, I commend her.
What a man can do, A woman can....
....CANNOT do.
Eg, Open shirt and hang from bus as a conductor. cheesy
Travel › Re: Lagos Can Never Be Compared With Abuja - Lady Blasts Lagosians by uuzba(m): 11:33pm On May 16, 2018
mywells:
Lagos is a city which everyone knows that, can only compare Abuja with Ekiti or Ebonyi, how can you compare Lagos that has ikoyi,ikeja,lekki,apapa,v.i,eko Atlantic, mainland, so rounded by Atlantic Ocean, come to cms at night you'll love the view ,only a mad man would compare Lagos to Abuja.
Do normal people go to the water front at CMS? Because na only crase people I dey see for there day/night.
Travel › Re: Lagos Can Never Be Compared With Abuja - Lady Blasts Lagosians by uuzba(m): 11:26pm On May 16, 2018
dunedamatrix:
Please can someone help me with 1k?

I'm a student, I'm hungry. I just wanna eat.

Thank you and may God bless you.

Uba. Ac no : 2016229958.
And you are still browsing with data?
Guy, you are not hungry. You are a data addict. You will use every last kobo you have to browse. You were busy browsing and you did not realise your food was finished?
Are you not surrounded by people? Cant you ask them? Or you lock yourself up inside one room and browse on your phone from morining till night?
Travel › Re: Lagos Can Never Be Compared With Abuja - Lady Blasts Lagosians by uuzba(m): 11:18pm On May 16, 2018
kimbraa:
Who started this madness? This lady just washed our Lagos. grin

This is the second person that's saying Lagosians are always angry. The first was Maheeda when she was in Nigeria.
I said it before two of them.
Travel › Re: Lagos Can Never Be Compared With Abuja - Lady Blasts Lagosians by uuzba(m): 11:16pm On May 16, 2018
smartolala:
But Abuja is not an organic city
Monsieur, Je ne pas Francaise.

Which one is organic again?
Travel › Re: Lagos Can Never Be Compared With Abuja - Lady Blasts Lagosians by uuzba(m): 11:11pm On May 16, 2018
Sultanchidi:
She's just advertising herself for potential clients, she no even fine self
Sharp eye.
You may have noticed that Nigerian ladies are totally incapable of making a comment on social media without pasting a carefully snapped selfie image.
Travel › Re: Lagos Can Never Be Compared With Abuja - Lady Blasts Lagosians by uuzba(m): 11:06pm On May 16, 2018
bobosydney:
Chinenye or what did you call your name and why don't you show us about your village or you want to claim that you people developed Abuja as you claim in Lagos ?
Typical slay mama village girl.
Chineye is a Nigerian. Is she not allowed to live in any part of Nigeria again?
Travel › Re: Lagos Can Never Be Compared With Abuja - Lady Blasts Lagosians by uuzba(m): 11:02pm On May 16, 2018
afroniger:
She sounds frustrated and bitter. Lasgidi for life! cool
I pass this road everyday. Do you know I don't even see the water beside it? Because of fence.
Water front that is ment for all the citizens to see, go to and enjoy is fenced off for only the rich.
Lekki own, Vi own. Fence Fence Fence. You are hear showing ariel view as if Lagosians usually fly up in the air to admire the water.

Is it not overseas somebody will travel to before one can even see water? Ikoyi had a visible water front view for every common man to enjoy. But the rich fenced it off.
Health › Re: 8 Dangerous & Deadly Things Most Nigerians Do Ignorantly; 1 & 2 Will Shock You by uuzba(m): 10:11pm On May 16, 2018
HallaDaTruth:
I read Computer science but i fix electric appliances at home due to my knowledge in elect elect which I did briefly as a borrowed course
I did not read computer science and I did not read Elect Elect and I can still fix electrical appliances.
From the physics I was taught in secondary school.
Health › Re: 8 Dangerous & Deadly Things Most Nigerians Do Ignorantly; 1 & 2 Will Shock You by uuzba(m): 10:07pm On May 16, 2018
makkosky:
I write undergraduate and postgraduate projects, I also help in collecting and analysing research data using SPSS.

CONTACT ME ON 0.8.0.6.2.5.6.9.8.2.2

OR onaaramichael@gmail.com
You write people's projects? So what do the people do when you are writing their projects?

Here you are blatantly corrupt? Which Nigerian leader are you better than now?
Health › Re: 8 Dangerous & Deadly Things Most Nigerians Do Ignorantly; 1 & 2 Will Shock You by uuzba(m): 10:03pm On May 16, 2018
nely:
There's nothing more deadly like having Buhari as the president....
Quote me wrongly and your case will be worst than Dino
Quote me wrongly and your case will be worse than...
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Your bad English makes you sound childish.
Career › Re: "Only Nigerian Bosses Make It Seem Okay For You To Work On Weekends" - Man by uuzba(m): 8:37pm On May 16, 2018
Counselor123:
Multinationals are different from local SMEs. They mostly have scaled the hurdles that a young business is facing. It is not that easy bro.
The only hurdle they've scaled is that they are white skinned. And we Nigerians (especially) have an UNRESTRAINED appetite for foreign goods and services (even tooth pick)..
Career › Re: "Only Nigerian Bosses Make It Seem Okay For You To Work On Weekends" - Man by uuzba(m): 8:31pm On May 16, 2018
Artistree:
It is made in Nigeria English,,,
Until e enter CV and official letter head.
Career › Re: "Only Nigerian Bosses Make It Seem Okay For You To Work On Weekends" - Man by uuzba(m): 8:30pm On May 16, 2018
Netanyahu1:
Only in Nigeria is the economy stagnant on weekends. Because they believe weekends is for the heavenly race while the economy suffers.
Uncle, you like everyone else will die. When you do die, you will leave this world behind. It will continue to spin and revolve around the sun as it has been doing for the past 4,600,000,000 years (4.6billion years).
When this is happening, where will you be? Your body will disintegrate, but You yourself (your soul) what would economy do for you where you will be?
Career › Re: "Only Nigerian Bosses Make It Seem Okay For You To Work On Weekends" - Man by uuzba(m):
angelbulksms:
Business is more suitable to run in developed countries.

But here in Nigeria, so many oppositions have to be conquered to stay afloat.

Meanwhile, employees that work overtime and on Weekends should be allotted additional allowance.
I sincerly hate the situation.
BUT
BUT
BUT
In a situation whereby foreign goods are swamping the market daily and nigerians with money buy into imported goods services or solutions with reckless abandon; what is left for your Nigerian boss but to turn his workers into slaves, overworking them in a bid to remain relevant in his feild?
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The 2 solutions to this problem:
1. Govt stop importation
2. You, yourself, go self employed.
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Multinationals already know that they are OYIBOS and we blacks are psychologically their slaves. So they can operate their business without much pressure from competition. They know You will ALWAYS CHOOSE their product and service. Hence they can work less and give their workers free weekend.
Education › Re: Different Types Of Nigerian Universities Lecturers - (MEME COLLECTION) by uuzba(m): 5:06pm On May 16, 2018
Wiseandtrue:
Many student likes No 8.

Those days there was a lecturer like that

She ensures she deliver lectures then ask you questions within the frame of work

So many student went on a vigil, some turned prayer warrior with faith that the woman will be the one to handle them grin cheesy grin

God bless her wherever she is! She made learning worthwhile.

OP nice one, you captured them so well!
I can't understand why people consistently add "S" to the wrong word.
You wrote:
Many student likeS No 8.
Correction
Many students like No 8.
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You wrote:
Those days there was a lecturer like that
Correction.
In those days, there was a lecturer like that.
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You wrote:
She ensures she deliver lectures then ask you questions within the frame of work
Correction.
This is already a past tense situation so all the verbs are past tense verbs:
She ENSURED she DELIVERED lectures then ASKED you questions within the frame of work.
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I've turned down many graduates at my place of work for all this bad english. Yet here you are scattering English more and complaining that lecturers are bad.
Education › Re: Different Types Of Nigerian Universities Lecturers - (MEME COLLECTION) by uuzba(m): 4:56pm On May 16, 2018
NwaChibuzor44:
Ontop degree wey no help anybody dem go still wan make life hard for you. Graduate 2008 i know wetin my eyes see. Fùck nigerian lecturers, fùck the system.
I feel bad about all this. The lecturers are doing all these stated above. And yet the students are totally pschologically trapped within the University. All them Bill Gates, Zuckerberb...they didn't finish school before making it. There are many others who didn't even go at all like Jacob Zuma of South Africa.
Do current students not realise that having a certificate/degree does not automatically guarantee one a source of income/living?

The industries that required this education no longer exist.
Yoz have to find out how to earn a living. Tying your 2 hands and legs inside university is no longer a guarantee. This is exactly why the lecturers a treating you all like rubbish. That is if some persons are not also assiting them to treat you like rubbish.

Can you write a CV without typographical errors?
Travel › Re: One Dead As Mechanic Bashes Man's Car While Driving It To His Workshop. Photos by uuzba(m): 3:05pm On May 16, 2018
[quote author= post=67610150]Guess you are so into cars too......[/quote]Congratulations Captain Obvious, for spotting the guy's obvious interest. You have done well to discover what common sense would quietly discover without making a comment.
Travel › Re: One Dead As Mechanic Bashes Man's Car While Driving It To His Workshop. Photos by uuzba(m): 3:04pm On May 16, 2018
[quote author= post=67610150]Guess you are so into cars too......[/quote]Congratulations Captain Obvious, for spotting the guy's obvious interest. You have done well to discover what common sense would quietly discover without making a comment. [quote author= post=67610150]Guess you are so into cars too......[/quote]Congratulations Captain Obvious, for spotting the guy's obvious interest. You have done well to discover what common sense would quietly discover without making a comment. [quote author= post=67610150]Guess you are so into cars too......[/quote]Congratulations Captain Obvious, for spotting the guy's obvious interest. You have done well to discover what common sense would quietly discover without making a comment.
Crime › Re: Politician Beats Up Phone Repairer For Trying To Stop Him From Beating His Wife by uuzba(m): 11:04am On May 16, 2018
Sunymoore:
Funny enough.. He may be a great husband.. People live two lives these days
I know men in who beat up their wives. They are not great husbands.
Crime › Re: Politician Beats Up Phone Repairer For Trying To Stop Him From Beating His Wife by uuzba(m): 11:02am On May 16, 2018
BluntBoy:
No correlation at all.


Protection of lives and properties is Osinbajo's business so he can't afford to mind his business when people are getting killed unnecessarily.

This is not to demean Osinbajo's character. It is merely to point at the weakness of your comparison.
The phone repairer is "being his brother's keeper". It is a thin line between minding your business and being a busy body.
Already the politician had attracted a crowd to his house by beating up his wife. What do you call that? If no one directly said anything to him, the phone repairer took the challenge and spoke up.
I imagine the woman is YOU, or your wife, or mother or sister or aunty or cousin ...
Being systematically beaten to death, and everybody minds their business. No crowd gathers, no phone repairer says anything. Just the husband beating her continuously till she is disfigured, bloodied and dies....

What kind of f**k up world will that be? Even Oyibos that we are all trying to copy, they too are their brother's keeper. They will stop you.
Crime › Re: Politician Beats Up Phone Repairer For Trying To Stop Him From Beating His Wife by uuzba(m): 10:52am On May 16, 2018
lilfreezy:
Imagine what the world would look like when everyone starts minding their business. JUST IMAGINE IT
VP Osinbajo is minding his business
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While Christians are being killed....
These same Nairalanders are questioning him.
Travel › Re: Germany Set To Deport Over 30,000 Nigerians by uuzba(m): 9:24am On May 16, 2018
Bizzysmitty:
How the hell about 30,000 of them got into Germany illegally ?
When they say that Germany is the land or efficiency, you think it is a joke. The Germans just documented all the lies that were told quietly. Once they reach 30,000 liars, they expo's them. The Nigerians thought they were won't catch them since all this time.
Phones › Re: Top 5 Mobile Apps To Keep Your Kids Safe by uuzba(m): 8:40am On May 13, 2018
Anything wrong with this?
Keep your phone. It is not a children's toy.

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