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Travel › Re: One Dead As Mechanic Bashes Man's Car While Driving It To His Workshop. Photos by uuzba(m): 3:05pm On May 16, 2018

Travel › Re: One Dead As Mechanic Bashes Man's Car While Driving It To His Workshop. Photos by uuzba(m): 3:04pm On May 16, 2018

[quote author= post=67610150]Guess you are so into cars too......[/quote]Congratulations Captain Obvious, for spotting the guy's obvious interest. You have done well to discover what common sense would quietly discover without making a comment. [quote author= post=67610150]Guess you are so into cars too......[/quote]Congratulations Captain Obvious, for spotting the guy's obvious interest. You have done well to discover what common sense would quietly discover without making a comment. [quote author= post=67610150]Guess you are so into cars too......[/quote]Congratulations Captain Obvious, for spotting the guy's obvious interest. You have done well to discover what common sense would quietly discover without making a comment.

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Crime › Re: Politician Beats Up Phone Repairer For Trying To Stop Him From Beating His Wife by uuzba(m): 11:04am On May 16, 2018

Sunymoore:
Funny enough.. He may be a great husband.. People live two lives these days

I know men in who beat up their wives. They are not great husbands.

Crime › Re: Politician Beats Up Phone Repairer For Trying To Stop Him From Beating His Wife by uuzba(m): 11:02am On May 16, 2018

BluntBoy:
No correlation at all.

Protection of lives and properties is Osinbajo's business so he can't afford to mind his business when people are getting killed unnecessarily.

This is not to demean Osinbajo's character. It is merely to point at the weakness of your comparison.

The phone repairer is "being his brother's keeper". It is a thin line between minding your business and being a busy body.
Already the politician had attracted a crowd to his house by beating up his wife. What do you call that? If no one directly said anything to him, the phone repairer took the challenge and spoke up.
I imagine the woman is YOU, or your wife, or mother or sister or aunty or cousin ...
Being systematically beaten to death, and everybody minds their business. No crowd gathers, no phone repairer says anything. Just the husband beating her continuously till she is disfigured, bloodied and dies....

What kind of f**k up world will that be? Even Oyibos that we are all trying to copy, they too are their brother's keeper. They will stop you.

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Crime › Re: Politician Beats Up Phone Repairer For Trying To Stop Him From Beating His Wife by uuzba(m): 10:52am On May 16, 2018

lilfreezy:
Imagine what the world would look like when everyone starts minding their business. JUST IMAGINE IT

VP Osinbajo is minding his business
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While Christians are being killed....
These same Nairalanders are questioning him.

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Travel › Re: Germany Set To Deport Over 30,000 Nigerians by uuzba(m): 9:24am On May 16, 2018

Bizzysmitty:
How the hell about 30,000 of them got into Germany illegally ?

When they say that Germany is the land or efficiency, you think it is a joke. The Germans just documented all the lies that were told quietly. Once they reach 30,000 liars, they expo's them. The Nigerians thought they were won't catch them since all this time.

Phones › Re: Top 5 Mobile Apps To Keep Your Kids Safe by uuzba(m): 8:40am On May 13, 2018

Anything wrong with this?
Keep your phone. It is not a children's toy.

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Business › Re: Unilever’s Sustainable Living Brands Delivered 70% Of Turnover Growth In 2017 by uuzba(m): 8:38am On May 13, 2018

Here is the summary of the article:
4th year
70%, 46% faster,
50% slower,
Brands, footprint,
Sustainable,
26, 18
USLP
2010, 2013, 2018
426,000,000
2020, 100%
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At least a decent comparative graph would have been....

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Business › Re: Unilever’s Sustainable Living Brands Delivered 70% Of Turnover Growth In 2017 by uuzba(m): 8:28am On May 13, 2018

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Crime › Re: Dame Julie Okah Donli Wearing A Dress Depicting Ills Of Human Trafficking by uuzba(m): 11:31pm On May 12, 2018

pyyxxaro:
She must be Kutakunte's younger sister

She's trynaa remember kutakunte

This is KUNTA KINTE.
A slave from Africa who remembered his name and village and told his children and grand children who were all slaves in USA. Other black people were too traumatised to remember their village or language again.
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The slavery the woman depicts is a different one. Black people running to Libya and shit like that. Willingly allowing whites to tie up their hands and feet.

Education › Re: JAMB Makes N8.5 Billion From 2018 Admission Forms by uuzba(m): 11:20pm On May 12, 2018

adecz:
The whole Nigerian educational system
survives by stealing from the poor students
who are blackmailed & boxed into a corner
with nobody to speak on their behalf.

*bHigh NECO & WAEC fees.
*"Scratch Cards" scam by NECO & WAEC
* High JAMB Fees.
* High Tertiary education fees.
*Arbitrary increase in fees.
* Victims of the "Handouts' scam by lecturers.
* Banging innocent girls for marks.
* Mercenaries for hirer to write exams for dullards.
* Bribery to get admission.

The list goes on & on.

JAMB should be ashamed.

Well, all this bullshit exits because you've boxed yourself into a corner and think that only education in a university can get you a job, or a means of livelihood. You will still finish from the university and comeout to continue running up and down with badly written CVs looking for job for Job for the next 20 years.
Use sense now, know your tallent and and survive on genuine work. Start Now! Don't wait !

Artificial intelligence is coming up. Driverless cars etc. The jobs you think you are seeing now will no longer exist when you finish from school. Facebook boy did not finish university.

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Education › Re: JAMB Makes N8.5 Billion From 2018 Admission Forms by uuzba(m): 11:12pm On May 12, 2018

Pharaoh9:
STEALING FROM POOR STUDENTS

The people writing JAMB have finished from School
They are no longer students. Until they pass the JAMB and enter another school.

The writers of JAMB are called Candidates.
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They are not stealing from you. Your money is yours to spend and keep as you wish. Nobody extracted it from your hands.

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Politics › Re: Snail Seller Meets Governor Akeredolu, Her Customer (Photos) by uuzba(m): 10:59pm On May 12, 2018

Sultty:
See them. dirty mind people

See your head. No be you dey find Season 1 love movie, because you heard ordinary Embrace?
If you hear kiss nko? We would not sleep this night?
Abeg go and Browse Seseme Street website. Comot for here.
https://www.sesamestreet.org/home

Celebrities › Re: Olamide: "You Can't Be Condemning Yahoo Boys And Be Moving With Them" by uuzba(m): 10:54pm On May 12, 2018

HeyCorleone:
Funny.

Stopping internet fraud is hard.

I don't support it but what are niggas to do?

The structure of the country is not one that allows legit hustle.

If it was a country like the US or Canada or Switzerland that they are deliberating such issue, it'd be more reasonable. Not here where Jobs are not provided and the environment to create a job is absent. An idle mind becomes the devil's workshop.

Internet Fraud is only normal in a condition like this. Boys should be left alone. Okay they should quit Yahoo and do what?

The system should be fixed first.

And who is to Fix the system for you?
Book Haram? Who want to kill you?
The presidency? Who wants Bokoharam to kill you?
The senators? Who are only bothered about how the crude oil sales (foreign exchange) is converted to Naira and they get their N13,000,000 monthly pay? And don't mind if the president allows boko Haram to kill you?

The governors? Who also need this their monthly allocation? And run away when Boko Haram is killing you?

Your chiefs? Who are not on the Democratic spectrum?
Your parents?
Your mates?
Your children?

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Politics › Re: Snail Seller Meets Governor Akeredolu, Her Customer (Photos) by uuzba(m): 10:45pm On May 12, 2018

Sultty:
I hope this gov does not want more than snails. This one I'm hearing "warm, intense and ecstatic embrace" in this rainy season

LONG TIME SNAIL SELLER
Uncle read the above 20 times. What is there for him to want again? LONG TIME has finished everything.

The embrace is ordinary standard embrace.

Politics › Re: Snail Seller Meets Governor Akeredolu, Her Customer (Photos) by uuzba(m): 10:37pm On May 12, 2018

OlufemiOAP:
Like if you know this woman's story just changed for better.

Well the woman is still selling snails at the side of the road. Social media was too quick to put up a useless news.
What we want to hear is what exactly the governor has done for this woman with pictures.

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Family › Re: Okada Rider Who Fled After His Wife Gave Birth To Triplets, Comes Home. Photos by uuzba(m): 10:27pm On May 12, 2018

Loanrt:
Bro, understand this and understand this clearly, Nigerians are not just poorly educated, but you are poorly educated, because you are a Nigerian, if you are able to accept this, then you accept wisdom.

Remember that Nigeria is a people and not a place.. and you as a Nigerian is part of the system, everything you do everday fuels the system and keep it going.. If every Christian Nigerian decides to stop believing in God, then Churches will go extinct, that is the power of a Nigerian... So don't minus yourself, you are just like us, because everyday you and I work hard to keep the system going...

The only way you can claim to be different is if you have with you a group of Nigeirans who do things differently, who have a different belief and they don't fuel the system... A man once told me that the reason why black people love chaos, corruption and hatred, is because they are not yet evolved as the whites.. the same way the whites loved war in the 1900s until they evolved... we are still evolving..

I work in an organisation that to be 100% frank, will not exist and no of us can survive IF NOT for our boss, a white man. Yes in 2018, a white man.
There's nothing he is doing that we cannot do EXCEPT getting contracts. Why? Because Nigerian Clients like WHITE MEN. None of us can get the contracts no matter how much English or degree we show the clients. But this white man can. BECAUSE HE IS WHITE.
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I have been overseas lived, worked, married. Yet at the appropriate time, White people asked me and wife to leave. We are more educated than them. And they did not like it. FINISH.
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I wonder what happens to us and our company when our white boss leaves Nigeria back home.
He was able to bring us together under himself and use our talents.
But we were not able to gather ourselves together to use our talents.

I'm a Catholic. Even if everybody decides to follow devil, the catholic church cannot cease to exist. Only 1 priest is needed for the church to exist. Provided he remains alive, the church will exist no matter how small. Pentecostal pastors switch over from one denomination to another depending on whether or not people are attending his service. Catholics do not do that. In our case, it is "Till death do you part". It was never meant for the faint of heart.

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: 4 Steps To Getting An Amazing Job As A Graduate With 3rd Class Or Pass Grade by uuzba(m): 10:07pm On May 12, 2018

TurboWorld:
Just simply go for another degree

Do you want degrees or do you want to survive? Why postponing the inevitable?

The degree must finish, you must leave the university campus, you need a place to sleep, food to eat and independence.

Some people have all these without any degree. Why can't people think? Why do you leave your survival in the hands of other human beings? When will you do anything? When will you take charge?

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Family › Re: Okada Rider Who Fled After His Wife Gave Birth To Triplets, Comes Home. Photos by uuzba(m): 9:40pm On May 12, 2018

Loanrt:
Nigerians need to understand this that we are not begging these people, these people depend on us and we are their bosses, but Nigerians prefer to be lied to and praise them when they build roads as if we employed Buhari for nothing...

Nigerians are poorly educated. And the democratic system of Government is quite a complex one.

If you stand on a flat ground and look to the horizon, where the sky meets the ground, in reality that is about 50km distance in all directions around your eye level. A typical Nigerian has no idea that the country called "Nigeria" extends far beyond the horizon that his eyes can see.

People are very village centric. They understand more easily about their villages than about the entity called Nigeria. Out leaders continue to use this loop hole to cheat us of out rights.

Science/Technology › Re: The Beautiful Scorpion I Found In Ogun On My Project Site by uuzba(m): 7:42pm On May 12, 2018

SmartyPants:
So it's okay to kill cockroaches but bad to disturb scorpions.

Typical liberals are the most confused set of human beings in the world.

Oga Mr Smarty Pants (abi trouser), we are not doing Liberal and Democrat in this country. Carry your categorization and comot.

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Science/Technology › Re: The Beautiful Scorpion I Found In Ogun On My Project Site by uuzba(m): 7:31pm On May 12, 2018

fashrola:
Well your photography skills got me though.... Nice focus

Uncle this is called "macro" mode. Any N5000 android phone can do it. There's no skills there. Just point close up and click. You are not setting or adjusting anything.
Its not like the guy used a professional DSLR camera.

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Science/Technology › Re: The Beautiful Scorpion I Found In Ogun On My Project Site by uuzba(m): 7:29pm On May 12, 2018

iamprofralph:
Hope you killed it?

Hope you ate it?

Business › Re: Why Dangote Closed His Tomato Factory And Lessons You Can Learn From It by uuzba(m): 7:11pm On May 12, 2018

Earthbound:
The problem is that we depend on the north for a bulk of the tomatoes in this country. As we all know, the north is terribly unstable.

Agriculture is the best venture the youth of today can invest in.

In the old days, before effizy began, agriculture was all that we engaged in. Today, one Toyota Corolla costs about N11,000,000.

How many mangos can you sell to buy one Toyota corolla (don't forget to add petrol, servicing and insurance money).

The trade in crude oil has messed up our economy. Crude oil income was NEVER meant to be used for buying FINISHED GOODS. It should have been used to support EXISTING industries, equipping universities.

The more we used crude income (foreign exchange $$$$) to purchase finished goods (toothpick) the more the value of our naira fell.

So what was your answer? How many mango trees and mangos should be sold to buy one Toyota corolla?

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Politics › Re: Imo APC Secretariat Set On Fire By Hoodlums (Photos) by uuzba(m): 11:15pm On May 11, 2018

Who is APC? Who is PDP?
All I see are Nigerians behaving badly.

Politics › Re: Compilation Of Vintage Nigerian Pictures. by uuzba(m): 9:20pm On May 11, 2018

Blackfire:
This can only bring tears to your eyes...

See so much potentials and wonderful future.

What happened... What happened... What happened?

Education was insulted and destroyed.
Illiterates joined the military. Took up weapons and created a civil war. Then led the country amiss for 30years. Educated people gave up and left which we call "brain drain".
Today's youth are all ass lickers. They will not condemn the injustice of the elite but rather lick ass and get paid for it.
Idiots steal the mace at the house of assembly. Thieves run as senators. Nobody condemns them for their N30,000,000 monthly salary because they've been brain washed by cheating pastors never to question the BIG MAN WHO EARNS BIG MONEY.
No emphasis on "Character" anymore.

Just SCORE the highest marks in school (kill, kidnap, bribe and cheat - nobody will ask that part)
Pay the biggest Tithe in Church OPENLY (Kill, kidnap, bribe and cheat - nobody will ask that part)
Throw the most lavish traditional and white wedding ceremonies(kill, kidnap, bribe and cheat - nobody will ask that part)
F*ck around on music videos with shoe, watch, cars and prostitutes (kill, kidnap, bribe and cheat - nobody will ask that part)
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We killed CHARACTER. That is what happened in Nigeria. And boko haram will continue to mock us and kill us because we are so foolish unto each other. If they can get €1,000,000 for kidnapping a bunch of girls which office work do you want to give them again?

When they were operating their local industries, were you patronising them? Or you used all your money yo buy imported goods and enrich foreign nations to the detriment of your own? As you have imported more foreign products (toothpick), so has the value of your currency fallen from £1 - N1 to £1 - N500.

Praising an rewarding liars, thieves and cheats.

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Politics › Re: Compilation Of Vintage Nigerian Pictures. by uuzba(m): 8:53pm On May 11, 2018

theenchanter:
1...... originally designed Nigerian flag by Taiwo Akinkunmi

2........ Alake of egbaland in London.

3....... gas station in Lagos 1957

4...... Thomas Sankara of Burkina Faso with Abami-eda in Feb 1987, Sankara was later assassinated in Oct that year.

Uncle, shake not. We were colonised by British people who speak English. And accordingly that place is called a petrol station because petrol is sold there not gas.

Travel › Re: "Ambode Fix Ekins-Okejra Addo Road – Ajah" Pasted On A Keke Napep In Lagos by uuzba(m): 4:18pm On May 11, 2018

Kobicove:
I thought they said Ambode is working

Everything in Nigeria is selective. The shine-shine things are always portrayed first to give you the impression that all is well.

When I ask, How are you?
You will say .... Fine
When I ask, are you OK?
You will say.... I am strong.
(Yet you are sick).
That's how we decieve ourselves.

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Crime › Re: 12 Yahoo Boys Arrested By EFCC At Club 57 Lagos (Photos) by uuzba(m): 4:04pm On May 11, 2018

billionman:
It's high time we accepted the fact that cybercrime has come to stay in our society. Until the govt provide better living conditions for its people and the people have the right value, cybercrime won't just go away.

Even those fighting the crime are criminals.

This government you are blaming, are they foreigners?
Is it not the same Nigerians that all of them are? Do you not see them passing by? You have to learn not to tolerate nonsense from "big men" 24/7, 365.
In this country we never ask how big men make their money. You just bow down to any man who has money and this includes pastors.
It is this your attitude that keeps politicians ontop. We are even the ones pushing them to remain untop. Now you are asking them for accountability; for better living conditions.

Evans was kidnapping people. I can swear that many Niralanders knew about this. But everybody kept quiet because he is a big man. His gatemen, his drivers, his house boy, his security. Swear Now that they didn't have android phone with data to browse and comment on Nairaland. But would they talk?

That is how Nigerians behave.

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Education › Re: Ghanaian Students Attack Teachers For Not Allowing Them Cheat In WASSCE by uuzba(m): 9:28am On May 10, 2018

san316:
Desperate situation calls for desperate measures. The teachers deserves some accolades and the student deserve some time in jail.

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Health › Re: Twitter User Who Requested For Donations Reportedly Turns Out To Be Scam by uuzba(m): 5:18pm On May 09, 2018

DonPikko:
I sent 10k to her

Have you ever given money to someone who was standing in front of you and begged you for it?

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Travel › Re: Man Survives Accident Which Killed 7 Passengers Including Bus Driver. Photos by uuzba(m): 2:09pm On May 08, 2018

musa234:
The rate at which road accident occur is quite alarming.

In haste to attain wealth, people drive with faulty vehicles OVER DUE for maintenance.
They refuse to maintain because they think it's a waste of time and money.
They cannot let go of their mobile phones or turn it off while driving.
They worry about many things and yet they cannot control any of those things. They don't leave matters in God's hands.
They end up:
1. Driving a bad car
2. Talking on the phone
3. Angry about what they cannot control
4. Absent minded from the actual driving they should be doing.
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Only one small error required for the ensuing accident.

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